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@empress11218

6 months

An updated thread of (mostly) black metal memes I made ↓

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Lesbian Empress

@empress11218

5 months

Seems that everybody's favorite photo location survived as well!

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@kapyccha Вы очень крутая! А я бесплатно украдкой чужих собак фотографирую, пока пью свой кофе

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😭😭😭😭

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@astis Плот твист в том, что когда этот эксперимент повторили, выяснилось, что терпеть десять минут отказываются как раз дети, сразу такого исхода и ожидавшие. А менее успешны они в жизни потому, что из среды, которая их такому научила, путь к успеху дольше.

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@turtle_kun Я в первую очередь подумала про настоящих котиков, во вторую про hairy pussy, в третью про то, что "котики" рифмуется с "наркотики". Кажется, этому человеку долго придётся искать свою целевую аудиторию...

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@_thewhorror А что, переводить тексты через гугл-переводчик за двести рублей - заебись работа))0)

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8 months

Starting 2024 with a classic

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people died

State of the Scene

@SOTSPodcast

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"people died" and it's just a picture of some singer in a band

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11 months

Thinking about Death kittens patch

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8 months

I'm a huge fan of this genre of tweets

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when he says "name three albums" but the band only has two demos from the 90s, one of which doesn't seem to exist on the internet

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@empress11218

3 months

Girls be like "I know a place" and then take you here

𝔙𝔦𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔱 ⚔️

@VVolvenDaughter

3 months

Girls be like "I know a place" and then take you here

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@AAluminium А они когда-то исчезали??? 😮 Очередное подтверждение теории, что Омск застрял во времени...

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6 months

If you don't have money to pay a real artist for a cover art and don't want to fuck with AI, you still have plenty of options:

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@empress11218

5 months

Neseblod Records today. The guy who runs Norsk Thrash/Death 80-90 Tallet page checked how they're doing and says that only a part of the basement is damaged, and the first floor is fine, although everything smells of soot now.

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@nikicaga @ezhanyan Please unfollow these celebrities who support Israel: 1. Benjamin Netanyahu

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Pantera is what boring people listened to before metalcore was invented

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@mistafortune но яблоко + одно = яблокоодно, а не одно яблоко

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neither job, hope, cash, nor bacon

@synanthropy

1 month

interesting how hella gay guys choose to idolize certain famous straight woman within pop culture, but it's much less common for lesbians to do the same w/ straight guy actors/singers. If anything, they mostly seem to stan straight women (gaylors) & lesbians (chappell roan). Why?

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8 months

What album have you played the most in your lifetime?

𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐_𝕸𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖑_𝕰𝖓𝖏𝖔𝖞𝖊𝖗

@BlkMetalEnjoyer

8 months

What album have I played most in my life? It’s probably DMDS…

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@m_minimalistic Министерство культуры такое типа: это гей-пропаганда?

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one of my favorites

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This is what a 25-years-old woman looks like nowadays. Happy birthday to me! 🎉

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Emperor and Cradle Of Filth after one of their shows together (UK, summer 1993)

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@rijsamurai А мне ведь не одной они Beatles напоминают?

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Every time somebody mentions Cattle Decapitation as an exemplary death metal band which has great politic and sings about nice things, I have to remember that time when their vocalist had a beef with a 14-year-old

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@empress11218

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Death metal fan: jokes that some death metal lyrics are scarier/more gross than Mindless Self Indulgence lyrics Other death metal fans: LOOK!!! GEN Z WANTS TO CANCEL DEATH METAL!!! Yet another proof that metalheads are desperate to see themselves as an oppressed minority...

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@A1phaMK

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@zoeemustdie Wait till they see this one

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@M0rtyMerr Ага, то есть надо, чтобы твои родители много зарабатывали и тебе денег давали, тогда и зарплату просить не будешь, всё сходится

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Cannibal Corpse is the most boring metal band I've heard in my life, by the way. (Metalcore mot included in the competition)

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6 months

Happy 30th anniversary to the best Emperor album!

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Faust and Tchort (Emperor) at Lee Barrett's house, preparing for a show. Summer 1993.

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@empress11218

7 months

Before: Vicky was a sweet and decent young girl After: When she had had contact with Euronymous and others in the Norwegian BM scene, she started looking like this. Now she only talks about burning churches and cuts satanic symbols into her arms.

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@empress11218

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Vicky, who is also credited for photos in Selvmord's booklet, is presumably Vicky Papagelos, a girl who, according to her parents, was "brainwashed and destroyed by the satanists from the black metal community".

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Personally, I think it was really mean when Euronymous put the photo of Dead's body on the cover of a 1995 Mayhem bootleg

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@kapyccha У нас на даче такие тусят)

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Reddit is a truly wonderful place

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@tittilover666 @_thewhorror Я как-то пару минут стояла уставившись на надпись на стене вроде "Маша + Петя = ❤️", потому что забыла что гетеро существуют и пыталась понять, как это вообще работает - ведь одно имя женское, а второе мужское 🤔

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1 year

@laxie_tindy Я так же охуела в момент, когда узнала, что не dark blue, а indigo

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@empress11218

5 months

Metal twitter is not going to like this statement, but Quorthon was probably the most heterosexual man in black metal

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@empress11218

4 months

What Artist or Album Radicalized Your Music Taste?

Black Metal Appreciator ™️

@blashyrkhMRD

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What Artist or Album Radicalized Your Music Taste?

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𝙈𝙧𝙕𝙚𝙙💫

@spinitbackzed

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Trigger an entire fanbase by using this image

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If someone is a skilled guitar player, it doesn't always mean that they can write good music

Zack Attack 🎸🎶🎮

@ZackAttackP1

10 months

What opinion about guitars/guitarists will have you in this position?

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How some of you imagine a label that releases Electric Wizard and Black Magick SS albums / How I imagine a label that releases Electric Wizard and Black Magick SS albums

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Actually, we need more of such posts, because: 1. They get funnier every time 2. If they can keep anybody away from black metal, it's definitely for the better.

choo

@trvechoo

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Saw this amazing post on Instagram today about spotting "far-right" black metal bands Now I'm not personally a devil-worshipper but satanism/anti-Christianity is literally a fucking hallmark of the genre LMAO

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@vordb Lorna Shore (your coworkers think it's black metal)

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If you ask me whether I listen to the band while I'm already wearing the band's shirt, I'll tell you I stole that shirt off a dead body

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Maniac era Mayhem is so damn good

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"I miss the good old days when all metalheads were nice to each other" The good old days:

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twitter every week or so

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@FacebookAIslop

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Faust, Alver, Samoth, Trym and Ihsahn Early 00s

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@zheleznyak_a "я оказалась в запертом помещении неизвестно где и у меня есть только смартфон, на котором установлен только твиттер, даже звонков нет"

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@veterinastya Вспомнила пост про окулиста, уточняющего, что "промывать глаза кипяченой водой" - это значит водой, которую вскипятили, а потом остудили 😟

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@dearysociety14 Мне норвежец как-то жаловался, что у них отопление слишком дорогое, поэтому ему приходится всю зиму жить на Майорке 😵‍💫

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The weirdest black metal-related online argument I've ever had was with a Russian guy who refused to believe that there are villages in Norway

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I regret to inform you that Corporate Pride strikes again

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@duolingo

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sungay mongay tuesgay wednesgay thursgay frigay saturgay

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"Burzum is a band with ties to literal murderers"... It's like that time when someone here said that Satanic Warmaster is problematic because it's signed to an extremely sketchy label called Werewolf Records 😭😭

karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast)

@brainnotonyet

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Kanye is a nazi. That burzum shirt is explicitly a neo nazi band with ties to literal murderers. This is nazi mainstreaming by kanye and must be opposed at all levels. Kanye cannot be allowed to present neo nazi material as normal to millions of fans.

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@_thewhorror Ну так да. Заказчик говорит, что хуйня получилась? Ну извините, я же переводчик, а не редактор 🙃

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@Gaypiratebay

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@AAluminium Давайте поможем Паше выяснить, откуда в магазине появляются лесные грибы

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Hellhammer (Mayhem) From: The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds (USA)

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@AAluminium Надеюсь это видео про то, как он сорок минут разбирает кукол барби на запчасти

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@empress11218

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@ifyouuhide Я: блин, спина болит :((( А мне ведь всего двадцать четыре! Мама: В ОМСКЕ ГОД ЗА ТРИ

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@empress11218

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Pros of being a fan of Emperor: they don't throw a public tantrum every time somebody on social media doesn't like them

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@empress11218

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me when someone from right wing black metal twitter follows me: thanks, but you'll probably regret it me when someone from left wing black metal twitter follows me: thanks, but you'll probably regret it me when someone from normal people twitter follows me: thanks, but...

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@empress11218

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My nickname is an Emperor reference, my username is a reference to both Emperor and Dissection and my profile pic is a photo of me wearing an Emperor shirt. If you're going to freak out every time I post something about Emperor or Dissection, you may as well leave right now 🤷‍♀️

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This is currently 6th most liked tweet on my account and I have absolutely no idea how this happened

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Starting 2024 with a classic

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Some of you be like "nooo you can't take black metal seriously" and then take Anal Cunt seriously

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@rockstruggling

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Samoth, Zyklon-B promo photo

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@tsiplenak А ньюфаундленд - это вообще "собака с острова, который мы недавно нашли"

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It's a great night for black metal fans

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Saw Jeff's high school yearbook photo on Facebook and could not resist

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One thing I love about metal twitter morality police is their consistently great intuition. Whenever a beloved nice and safe artist turns out to be a sex pest or domestic abuser, there's always a bunch of people who've always felt there was something wrong with them

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@thetruewerwolf I wonder whether the metal twitter is aware that most "normal" people out there listen to music for years without even knowing what the band looks like and what the lyrics are about.

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Metal Archives reviewers are so funny. How can you describe an album as a "random collection of perversions, sufferings and mutilations" and then give it 6/100?

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Today I was reminded of this

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Fenriz, early 90s.

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Metal twitter when a woman said she prefers the objectively superior physical media format

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step 1: wake up at 3 am step 2: do an autism

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Punt Road

@punt_rd

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Share an album that’s pink!?

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Hello new followers... Here's a reminder (which you probably didn't need, want or deserve) that this photo shoot exists

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@empress11218

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Based Satanic Warmaster

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We need a debate between him and Paul Ledney

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I'm beginning to like Scream Bloody Gore 🤔🤔

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Anyway, happy Lesbian Visibility Day to anyone who can see me!! and thanks my beloved friend for making the best memes as usual

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@Dr_Alice_Woods В Скайриме можно съесть восемнадцать головок сыра за раз

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Count Grishnackh (Mayhem) From C.O.T.I.M. #3 (Germany, ~1992)

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Rainbow flag colorpicked from the cover of Satanic Warmaster - Bafomet

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I'm glad to be a fan of the only unproblematic black metal bands (Dissection & Emperor) 😌😌😌

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Anyway, time to listen to the best USBM album ever created

Slayer - Hell Awaits (Full Album)

1. (00:00) Hell Awaits2. (06:14) Kill Again3. (11:10) At Dawn They Sleep4. (17:28) Praise of Death5. (22:49) Necrophiliac6. (26:36) Crypts of Eternity7. (33:...

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Trying to find some BM fans in my city. Results so far: 1. guy who learned from me that Thorns exists and immediately decided to tell me who the band members are 2. DSBM fan who asked me what childhood trauma made me lesbian

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28 June 1975 a legend was born. Jon Nödtveidt, photo by Jon 'Metalion' Kristiansen, taken on 23 June 2006.

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I accidentally stumbled into the part of twitter where people are getting called cops for laughing at a 30-year-old who thinks that all books for adults are pоrn. I'd like to apologize to metal twitter, you guys are pretty sane in comparison

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