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Security Engineer. Hack the planet! I also made @PossumEveryHour .

Ireland
Joined July 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Fun fact: With an original Apple 30pin to lighting adapter you can use the alarm clock with your current gen iPhone and it even works with the remote
@f4micom
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NEW VIDEO OUT NOW! The BEST Alarm Clock was made in 2009 link in the replies
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totally forgot that naming your wifi after mimikatz script makes windows eat itself
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@IanColdwater I have like 5 days to strip away all twitter code from @PossumEveryHour so it works correctly on Mastodon with no API errors and can go on stuff like cohost or even Tumblr with addition of modules
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Getting Quake 3 running on the Pinephone feels like an achievement
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If you have sent me a DM with a picture submission for @PossumEveryHour , please be patient. Twitter was not notifying me correctly about DMs and there's a backlog as far as September and I have to find some time to go through all of the DMs. Thanks for your patience.
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Taking the Pinephone and the Pinephone Keyboard for a spin out in the wild with a pint of Guinness
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When this site disappears the thing I will miss most is going to be @SwiftOnSecurity
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Well @BVDGRRL 's Plex is something
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The bot will go permanently to sleep next week The bot might have died on Twitter, but it will continue to go on on Mastodon
@PossumEveryHour
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Hi All, I regret to announce you all that this bot will stop working on 9th of February (Next week) due to new Twitter's API policy. I have no intention on paying Twitter for basic API usage. You can continue to follow the bot on Mastodon: It's been fun
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Forfeit all mortal possessions to panda
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@SwiftOnSecurity We don't have to use a microwave to heat up the water for tea because European electricity is twice as fast and kettles are actually good
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@DUSKdev @DaveOshry Dusk SDK is good
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With some config edits, it now runs smooth as a butter on the Pinephone
Getting Quake 3 running on the Pinephone feels like an achievement
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@SwiftOnSecurity Also you're forgetting the part where you document the shit you researched so you don't forget it the next day
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I bet that @lawrenceyang never expected for a Steam Deck to be used as an IT equipment tester It's the ideal system in size to test docks going out to employees running Linux
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To the Amazon employee that is doing a background check on me and found my Twitter after reading my resume. Hello and may God have mercy on your soul as you dig through the pile of trash that is my social media profile
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Accidentally outed myself as a furry on a job interview for cybersecurity engineer with the CISO because Teams automatically showed my MS account avatar, but then I remembered as long as @SwiftOnSecurity exists that should actually count as bonus points
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Fun fact: @PossumEveryHour currently contains 1224 pictures of possums
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@Dr__Stingray @fffwankie The low quality of the camera made me think at first that this was young John Carmack
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@PossumEveryHour Just to note This post wasn't manually posted on purpose or scheduled for today The bot did it all on its own It's sentient
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If you bought a Harmony Remote because of @f4micom Immediately put gloves on, field strip it and drown it in 99% IPA Used remotes are GROSS You'll thank me later
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Development work on @PossumEveryHour be like
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@SwiftOnSecurity @dscoughlin I've got two Dell PowerEdge T140 tower servers in my bedroom with active warranty They are really designed for quiet environments, because one of the fans was squeaky and Dell straight up sent a technician to my house to replace the squeaky fan because they're designed for quiet
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Need this poster in my room
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How it feels like getting a message from a recruiter for a "full time in the office" job
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@TheOnion @PossumEveryHour ...I don't know how to respond to this.
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@GossiTheDog I have the original psd somewhere on my desktop but I'm in bed
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Watching all of the responses on @PossumEveryHour It hurts
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She vibin'
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Well looks like @PossumEveryHour might not be dead YET
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A new form of free access will be introduced as this is extremely important to our ecosystem – limited to Tweet creation of up to 1,500 Tweets per month for a single authenticated user token, including Login with Twitter.
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oh what the fuck
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@geerlingguy I've got a bad feeling that this is gonna affect the Fedora project as well, mostly maintaining EPEL. This change basically dooms the entire RHEL ecosystem to have a slow painful death Good job @RedHat you ruined it all
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Honestly a hilarious way how to defeat an attacker inside of your network is to use IPv6
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Hello HR person that has somehow found my Twitter from either something on my resume or background check You will find only trash and complains about being unemployed for a long time here Please include the Twitter profile as a reason for job rejection in the email Thanks
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I like how I got woken up by a phone call from work because the thing that I said is going to break in six months broke exactly in six months
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Me when someone asks for @PossumEveryHour update
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I've made an utility to convert dob image files to hex to use within XML browser on Yealink VoIP phones I ain't paying an expensive support contract to put memes on a desk phone off ebay
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@SwiftOnSecurity Does this count
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I have joined the @xssfox cat printer club
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@BNPdayren Pretty sure that its using a global filter in the game that has all forms of admin banned to prevent scams or people pretending to be DE employees
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@ChrisMetzen No 3D campaign or main menu backgrounds, just a webm on loop Removal of the old client ROC using TFT balancing now False advertising with the cinematics. Game data contains the only advertised "redone" cinematic at Blizzcon Models do not match the environment with lighting
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@ChrisMetzen There's a lot to unwrap Interface is built on reactjs which causes a huge performance hog due of CEF Promised redone cinematics are not there and so is not the remade UI (only main menu) 3D Character portrait lighting is broken (Just tone down the GI) No more custom campaigns
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My takeout delivery driver looked cool as fuck with circular red sunglasses and a golden tooth and he asked me how long it took me to grow my hair and I think I just became part of his character appearance development
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Can I put on my resume @PossumEveryHour as an ongoing live exercise of keeping a service up for 350k+ people?
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Sorry for lack of possumbot updates for months or not reading your DMs Feeling overwhelmed with everything and updating it is a lot of work
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@ChaconC @SwiftOnSecurity My company's CTO has 3x 4k TVs as his main monitors for his workstations with scaling set to 100% He loses his mouse cursor during meetings a lot
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Tempted to get "Rocky Linux Early Supporter" hoodie and a t-shirt once paycheck comes to flash around in meetings
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Fun thing with new quality headphones is that you can hear new tiny details in songs you listened to a lot already and it just throws you off
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Yep okay this feels super cursed
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@RedHat @ansible As so we're putting Ansible on the chopping block now, are we?
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@AzurePlayFab Okay but I find it so funny that you're promoting Doom Eternal using Azure while it 100% runs on AWS And the only reason why I know is because the game keeps screaming at me about constantly disconnecting from an AWS ELB
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@t3dotgg @f4micom @brreeaad 4 years ago I installed doom on my camera
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@PossumEveryHour
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Sorry about the bot not working for the past 17 hours. Spent hours debugging the code only to realise that... It was DNS.
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@TheOnion
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Biden Nominates Popular Twitter Account @PossumEveryHour For OMB After Discovering Bipartisan Support Of Tweets
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Remotes without removable batteries were a mistake
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What in the God damn...
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Nugget = Armed
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@SwiftOnSecurity Worked as tech support at a company and this is not always true Sometimes it just redeploys the OEM image and restores the bloatware. For example, on some Dells, stuff like Dell Command Support gets restored. Full nuke via USB reinstall is pretty much needed
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BLAHAJ = LOCATED
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@CMDannCA @BitSpaceDevelop Oh hey I actually got it working last year and even managed to load a file
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@DaveOshry Dave where's my $69
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When you want to watch TV but you just moved in
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Code that worked completely fine for days and even passed CI/CD tests suddenly stopped working and no amount of google-fu is saving me here
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Yes let me just eject my system drive
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The energy @Sorenova emits is of a feral cat
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Well I became diet @Sorenova with this thing now
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I present you T h e D o g
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I mean, @PossumEveryHour might be one of my greater accomplishments, but i feel like having it on my resume is somehow ruining things and causing my applications to be rejected
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Fear me for I have the power of the shitposting on the go Gods in the palm of my hand
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A phone with a physical keyboard that runs Twitter and has a data plan is a dangerous shitposting device
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@suuuoppp later them opening your wallet be like: OWO WHATS THIS
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When you find your nephew on Twitter and see him posting on how the family doesn't like that he's getting tattoos Get them tattoos
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@geerlingguy @RedHat @ansible At this point just mentally preparing myself for Ansible to get paywalled too
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Irish people waiting for @MetEireann to finally put up a red alert #StormBrendan
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How to bring fear to any foodie
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Well this was the weirdest 60 Eur I have spent so far on something
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SIGNS OF LIFE
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I think "tired and exhausted" is kind of underselling it
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@BNPdayren I will, I just need to move to a new place with good internet so I don't have one to two seconds delay of enemies falling over dead
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@SwiftOnSecurity I don't think there's nothing more stupidier than provisioning RHEL Linux through iPXE that is running on Windows IIS and have WDS on the same box as iPXE stuff
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@PossumEveryHour Listen it's 1 am and I've been applying for jobs for an hour because all I keep getting is rejection emails
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I distribute animal images to make people happy Possumbot for the masses Red foxes and fennec foxes for two specific individuals Cats for a specific person Dogs and wolves for someone else Birds and Falcons to another person I distribute the happiness
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In highsight, making the whole operations and engineering department run Linux was a bit of a mistake really Engineers that never ran Linux on their workstation are confused af
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Forgot to unset a debug flag in possbot It unloaded a barrage of possums everywhere Possum every SECOND
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@IanColdwater @PossumEveryHour Friend’s workplace got so sad about the shutdown that I’m porting it to Slack as well Meanwhile I went from everything slammed into a single file to ECMAScript modules and IPC Socket communication just to strip the bot off Twitter crud
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IT'S ALIVE
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Wouldn't it be funny if I made opposum every hour that just posted Australian brushtail possums to anger the people that constantly spam me with "ITS AN OPPOSUM NOT A POSSUM"
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@BNPdayren Better CZECH your computer Look at the bugcheck of the last BSoD, it's probably crashing GPU driver
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