I want to publicly apologize for my failure and neglect of my duties as a poster of quality content in the
#TennoCreate
Twitter hashtag. I am sorry.
Here is a quality scientific diagram of the current state of Warframe I found lying on the street.
DE is like an asshole genie at this point
People: "We want jiggle physics"
DE: "OK, here's a McDonalds frame with jiggle physics"
YouTuber: "I want Vauban rework"
DE: "OK, he's a clown now"
People: "Get rid of bad moderators"
DE: "OK, we're gonna do stupid shit ourselves then"
@PlayWarframe
spoilers from quest finale dialogue:
erra: "you can't kill me I am super red and cinematic"
tenno: "yes I can I got super wepone"
erra: "oh?"
tenno: "it's called an 'erraser' "
erra dies of cringe
seems like after seven years of sabotaging millions of ships in the Corpus and Grineer armadas the Tenno discovered why it's a bad idea to have no sizeable naval force in the system huh
...is there anyone still alive, bar like five deranged sweaty internet weirdos who make Warframe content, who still fondly remembers Tyl Regor
because his arc (until now I guess) ended literally in 2015 and hasn't changed since
like
is anyone from back then still breathing
@PlayWarframe
Don't accept Platinum gifts from oddly generous strangers. Because the game runs on Canadian logic, there is a chance you might get locked out from your account and be forced to repay the non-existent monetary damages caused by someone else.
In order to not be removed by DE from the prestigious Partners Program in an alternate dimension where I am a member, I pre-emptitively made this supportive beautiful piece of art where Konzu stands with his black brothers and demands equality of premature lunching arrangements
Anynone remembers when Warframe used to be kind of dark? (I mean the in game lighting, not its future)
Looking at old screencaps this is what it feels like to me
Hmm, I actually think that Warframe will see a big increase in players very soon. Seeing that it has just turned 8 years old, Discord mods will be really attracted to it now.
actually wait, looking at that picture - it was taken in the chroma key captura and Cataclysm has like a reflection of some room with what appears to be numerous windows in his eyes
where is Cataclysm
oh no
on that note since now we have the framework (pun XDDD) for shivzin or shazamzin or shyamwzalan or whatever when do we get the
- fzutlor (space flute)
- exlyfon (space xylophone)
- akbogonz (space bongo drums)
and most importantly
- ΡΡΠΊΠ°rdion (space accordion)
????????????
Not sure how I feel about the upcomnig Warframe thing because wolves factually do not live on Saturn π€π€π€π€π€
it's not even a normal planet it's a gas giant
how can there be woofers
I think I found the single plothole in the game