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That big number 5

1 year

1st marathon? Completed it mate. OT 4:11:03. Wheels came off at 22 miles but fuck it, I’m now a marathon runner! #ukrunchat @UKRunChat

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@Thisisred5Five

11 days

Under weaknesses you’ve written “my teammates”.

The Bladesman

@The_Bladesman

11 days

🎙️ Vinicius Souza on last season "It wasn't very easy (as a team), but I found it very easy individually. I felt comfortable in the Premier League. I didn't find it difficult to play. I felt ready to be in the Premier League. It came naturally. It felt like I was ready for the

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@RebekahVardy @ColeenRoo “Over the years, various people have had access to my Insta & just this week I found out I was following people I didn’t know & have never followed myself....”

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@Thisisred5Five

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I think I can help you with this: (A) We’ve won more games than you. (B) We’ve lost less games than you. (C) We’ve scored more goals than you. (D) We’ve conceded less goals than you. Mystery solved. Hope this has helped. 👍🏻 #sufc #twitterblades

Kieran Moss

@kieranmoss4

5 years

In disbelief how Sheff United are going up instead of us! An absolute garbage excuse of a football team🤢 #lufc

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

No matter where in the world this lad is drinking, if there’s a Blade in the same bar he should never have to put his hand in his pocket again. ⚔️♥️ #sufc #twitterblades

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@Thisisred5Five

3 years

Dermot Gallacher agrees that the decision to send Kean Bryan off against Southampton this coming Saturday was correct.

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@Thisisred5Five

8 months

The national grid have warned of possible power cuts around Sheffield at 10.30 tonight as 30,000 Blades tune in to Match of the Day for the first time in two & a half years.

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@Thisisred5Five

2 years

That’s not on you @Morgangibbs27 without you we’d have been nowhere near. Thank you for this season. ⚔️

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@Thisisred5Five

4 years

Fuck Eddie Howe. Fuck Callum Wilson. Fuck Ryan Fraser & fuck Bournemouth the diving, cheating, whinging, plastic shit show of a non club. I hope they go down & never come back.

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@Thisisred5Five

4 years

Nah then you bunch of clowns @premierleague care to explain the difference? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Thisisred5Five

4 years

I’m not being funny but can someone please explain WHAT. THE. FUCK. is happening at my club?!? #sufc #twitterblades

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Steve Bruce’s Man Utd career 1987-1996. Dean Henderson - born 1997. Still, at least you tried. 🤣🤣🤣

Andy

@backonthegrass

5 years

To all the #TwitterBlades fans piping up about Steve Bruce just let it sink in that your star GK @deanhenderson used to sit in Old Trafford idolising, watching Bruce chanting for all his goals & clearances. Be even funnier if he made him his first signing because he'd come. #swfc

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@Thisisred5Five

1 year

Jack Robinson telling the bloke sat just in front of me to “shut the fuck up” after he berated Lowe for knocking it out for a corner was a particular highlight.

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@Thisisred5Five

3 years

As a mark of respect, Sheffield United will then kick off at 20.18, 20.32, 20.39, 21.00, 21.10 & 21.23.

Sheffield United

@SheffieldUnited

3 years

As a mark of respect for His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, the Premier League has rescheduled the match between Wolverhampton Wanderers and United, due to be played on Sat 17 April at 3pm. The fixture will now kick off later in the day at 8.15pm. #SUFC 🔴

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@Thisisred5Five

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It costs more to have a piss at Sheffield station than we paid for Enda Stevens. Just take a moment to let that sink in. #sufc #twitterblades

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@Thisisred5Five

7 years

@liam__whu @Everton Uh oh, it looks like someone's secret identity is out of the bag.

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@Thisisred5Five

2 years

By the end of 2022: Queens - 1 Kings - 1 UK Prime Ministers - 3 Watford managers - 24 Left WB’s used by Sheffield Utd - 875

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@Thisisred5Five

2 years

Can McBurnie play today or is he contractually obliged to be in the Swansea end, dripping in Stone Island?

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@Thisisred5Five

7 years

🎵Hello darkness my old friend...🎵 #sufc #twitterblades

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@Thisisred5Five

6 years

I know we bang on about Norwood & Fleck but I have to hold my hands up & say that Bannans pass completion to players in red & white was outstanding last night. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #sufc #twitterblades

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Which is 3 more than your entire club have scored in almost 20 years. 😳😳

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Surely the self styled ‘Mr Leeds’ should be in the changing room consoling his team mates? But no, what’s this? He’s making a big show of being devastated & all about him! What a first class tit you are @PJansson5

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@Thisisred5Five

4 years

@sportbible “Hackers you say?” 🤔🤔

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@Thisisred5Five

3 years

Can I ask exactly what surgery he has undergone, as I too would very much like to miss the remainder of the season?

Sheffield United

@SheffieldUnited

3 years

Billy Sharp will miss the remainder of the season after undergoing successful surgery. ‘billysharp10_official’ on Instagram. 📲 Speedy recovery, Skipper! 👊©️

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Just done the sums on how much today’s goal scorers cost us.

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@Thisisred5Five

3 years

Some may disagree, but if he leaves this month, Lunny is a massive miss.

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Hurl disgusting abuse at him for 90 minutes then whine like little bitches when he gives it back. 🤣🤣

Lewis Deighton 

@LewisDeighton17

5 years

Dean Henderson at full time, sums it up really. 🤬 #LUFC

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@Thisisred5Five

7 years

Hi @Everton Chris Wilder once pinched the mayoresses hat whilst twatted on Peroni, not the sort you want representing your club. Move on.

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

I’m going to say that if a cartoon character can affect your life this much then running into a burning building probably wouldn’t have been for you.

Sky News

@SkyNews

5 years

Fireman Sam has stopped more women from joining the fire service, according to Lincolnshire's chief fire officer 👩‍🚒👨‍🚒

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@Thisisred5Five

3 years

The people on here writing Slav off already because he doesn’t play “Sheffield United football” are undoubtably the same ones screaming “gerrit forard” as soon as the back 4 play more than 2 passes.

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

I’ll be honest pal, I can’t imagine the first 4 words of that tweet happening so the rest of it is absolutely beyond me. 🤣🤣🤣

Nathan Blood

@nattasswfc

5 years

If we got promoted, could you imagine Forestieri, Tom Lees, Reach etc in a bar singing about Sheffield United? No, me neither. Rent free 🤯😂😂😂 #swfc #sufc

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Hi @Patrick_bamford can we “celebrate like we’re up yet” you cheating, floppy haired knob cloth? #sufc #twitterblades

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@Thisisred5Five

7 months

Small sample size, but Slimane didn’t look like someone who should have had fuck all minutes this season.

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Wednesday fans whining because us & the players are singing songs about them. Fuck me, have a day off! It’s called rubbing your rivals noses in it. Stop whining like little bitches, grow a pair, get on with it & store it for sometime in the future when you’re in the ascendancy.

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@Thisisred5Five

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Hi @Patrick_Bamford can you explain to me how, according to that horse faced fanny @PJansson5 Saturday was one of the biggest matches in your history yet now we’ve gone & beaten you we shouldn’t have celebrated? Have a day off. #sufc #twitterblades

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Me updating my LinkedIn profile after watching #Chernobyl “Has a full understanding of the workings of an RBMK reactor.” “Expert in nuclear fission.”

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Comfy win for the Blades tomorrow followed by a last minute Leon Clarke winner at Elland Rd.

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Hi @suesmith8 Out of interest, does your job as a pundit for @SkySportsNews not require you to do any research on the subject you are speaking on beforehand? According to you #sufc are “lacking an out & out striker”. Really?

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@Thisisred5Five

6 years

Jordan Rhodes giving it the big in today like he’s some sort of piggy legend. They paid huge amounts for you, you were shit, they wanted you out. You couldn’t have less affinity with them if you tried you knob. #sufc #twitterblades

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@Thisisred5Five

4 years

For a team with the lowest wage bill in the division to be on 40 points before the end of Feb is some achievement. Yes, expectations have been recalibrated, but if you feel anything other than pride at the moment as a Blade then you need to take a long hard look at yourself.⚔️

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@Thisisred5Five

2 years

“Come on son, let’s go to Meadowhall….and bring your flag” “Why do I need my flag dad?” “You’ll see son, you’ll see.” “Is this the sort of thing that makes mum want us to stop seeing you at weekends?” “…………just bring your flag…….”

lewis 🦉

@18lewis67

2 years

has to be done with the new shirt 🦉 #swfc

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@Thisisred5Five

8 months

Ollie Norwood transporting his balls home this evening!

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@Thisisred5Five

4 years

That well known fast food chain. ⚔️ #sufc #twitterblades

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@Thisisred5Five

7 years

Everything this team has achieved in the last year & at the first sign of adversity twats are streaming out of the ground. These fans need to show the same amount of bollocks as the players.

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@Thisisred5Five

6 years

Reporter “So Carlos, how do you feel about a reunion with #swfc in the next round?” CC “Sometimes in life you bump into a former lover & for a second you are sad, but then you remember they were shit in bed & their fanny stunk & you are happy again”. #kingoftheanalogy #sufc

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Until he’s seen his team 2-0 up after 3 penalties in a shootout only to go on & lose 8-7 just to try & get out of the fucking third division then tell Alfie to get himself fucked off & take his big club entitlement with him!

Adam MATIC!🔰

@Adamstott30

5 years

Can u imagine being a season ticket holder for over 6 years aged 11 first season was david Moyes? That's my Alfie, all he knows it #mufc disappointment. 😥 this new age of utd fan will be hard as f#$k by the time we get our act together.

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

4-0 up by half time tomorrow & Tufty to bring himself & Knilly on up front for the second half.

beth

@bethanievera

5 years

tell me what u want

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@Thisisred5Five

2 years

If a Rolls Royce & a train got drunk one night, did it & had a baby. This would be the result! 🇳🇴 ⚔️ #sufc #twitterblades

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@Thisisred5Five

6 years

David Mcgoldrick appreciation tweet. That was a masterclass in movement, positional play & awareness. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@Thisisred5Five

3 years

Don’t fall in love, don’t fall in love….

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@Thisisred5Five

4 years

@Clockendjordan We’ve taken 4 points off London this season so I wouldn’t get carried away just yet.

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Wednesday fans banging on about being older, bigger & better than us. Better? Really? And as for older & bigger, well Vanessa Feltz is older & bigger than me & I’m not envious of the fat, run down twat in the slightest. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #sufc #twitterblades

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

If the exit polls are accurate then Labour supporters need to realise that Corbyn has made your party unelectable. 2 shots at the worst Tory government in a generation & he couldn’t get the job done. Get rid, rebuild & come again as a credible opposition.

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@Thisisred5Five

3 years

Happy Festivus! #Festivus #Seinfeld

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@Thisisred5Five

6 years

🎶...all we hear is, radio embargo..🎶 🤣🤣 #sufc #twitterblades

The Star, Sheffield

@SheffieldStar

6 years

End of an era

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@Thisisred5Five

7 years

@KOKINGS4 Summed up in 2 images. 🙄🙄

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Ordinarily, when a player leaves us they’re dead to me, unless they’ve done something special & let’s have it right, sitting 20 odd thousand of those pricks down qualifies as special. Should never have to put his hand in his pocket again if there’s Blade in the vicinity.

Sheffield United

@SheffieldUnited

5 years

Best of luck on loan, @markduffy7 👊

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@Thisisred5Five

4 years

If your response to this is “offside is offside” then I would suggest football really isn’t for you & maybe snooker, bowls or some other passionless bore fest is more your bag.

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

4 years

The finest margins! VAR rules out Jack Grealish's opener 📏 #BTAllDayer

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@Thisisred5Five

11 months

A tough season just became essentially pointless.

The Bladesman

@The_Bladesman

11 months

The transfer fee agreed by Marseille and Sheffield United for Iliman Ndiaye is around £13m. [ @FabriceHawkins - RMC] #twitterblades #sufc

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Penalty anyone? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Thisisred5Five

9 months

Genuinely baffled by the clamour for Wilder to come back & save us. His last year was an utter car crash, his final transfers dealings were poor, he was unwilling or unable to adapt tactically to weekly beatings, publicly fell out with the owner & was desperate to be paid off. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Thisisred5Five

2 years

Can we send Sander, Iliman & Anel on loan to Beerschot this week for one game & recall them straight after so they can’t play for a third team this season please @SheffieldUnited

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@Thisisred5Five

4 years

If this guy is fit & firing next season, he’s better than anything we could buy for under £30m.

Sheffield United

@SheffieldUnited

4 years

The Pirate. 🏴‍☠️

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@Thisisred5Five

4 years

@AVFCOfficial @OfficialTM_3 £25m footballer knocks a ball 20 yards to a non specified teammate in a group of six........🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Thisisred5Five

4 years

Jamie Vardy scores against us & celebrates & it makes that lots end of season video. Regan Slater gives them some in an interview & he’s “obsessed” & they’re “rent free in his head”. 🤣🤣 Get in the bin you oblivious pricks!

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@Thisisred5Five

6 years

If you are a news agency attempting to put a negative spin on #TrumpKimMeeting then you are pushing your own agenda rather than doing your job of objectively reporting the news.

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

This from a fan base who, over the last few seasons have revelled in disgusting lies about our managers daughter & our goal keeper yet apparently they are the classy ones?

Peter Dadswell

@Dadders

5 years

Blades fans spend £780 to fly a plane with banner over Hillsborough. Oh what funny chaps they are! #swfc fans seek to show them a better way to spend that money by raising same amount for local hospice. In no time they’ve raised over £1,000 and growing. Show of class right there

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@Thisisred5Five

6 years

What do you think of the John Lewis Christmas advert? Sheffield Wednesday fans brain. Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it “I fucking hate Chris Wilder”

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@Thisisred5Five

6 years

Happy @markduffy7 day everyone. #sufc #twitterblades

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Wednesday fans setting a new record by turning on the manager BEFORE he’s actually taken over. 🤣🤣

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Anyone questioning why Daniel Sturridge is offering tens of thousands to get his dog back has clearly never owned one.

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@Thisisred5Five

10 months

Every single aspect of the Premier league is weighted towards the big boys now. Even as overtly as changing rules to hamstring smaller teams (more subs, increased injury time) & it won’t stop until it becomes a closed shop. I hate being in the Prem.

HLTCO

@HLTCO

10 months

“The answer was “well, kick long then”.” That statement by itself highlights what’s wrong with officiating at the moment, forget club biases, referees telling teams how to play is ridiculous.

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@Thisisred5Five

3 years

Ndiayes goals yesterday were brilliant but possibly the most impressive single action was him tracking all the way back to make a block on the byline in the first half. Great awareness & attitude for a young ‘un.

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@Thisisred5Five

3 years

Spent the day yesterday in The Northern having a procedure to correct a heart arrhythmia which has been bothering me for a while. Everything went well & I’ll be back in my trainers within a week or so. 🏃🏻‍♂️⚔️ Big thanks to the staff on Chesterman 2 for their care. @SheffieldHosp

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@Thisisred5Five

4 years

Looks like there’s an outbreak of bigger/proper Blade-itis on here again. Congratulations, your circumstances allow you to attend away games, what heroes. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@Thisisred5Five

2 years

Any chance ITV could do a Long Lost Family special before Wembley to see if they can find out who Brennan Johnson’s dad is?

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@Thisisred5Five

3 years

Fucks sake....

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Love how Duff references “the originals” in his tweet. There’s clearly a real affinity between these lads having done something special.

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

I’ll just leave these here. 🤣🤣⚔️⚔️⬆️⬆️ #sufc #twitterblades

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@Thisisred5Five

3 months

Have a club ever been simultaneously bottom of the Prem & the Championship at the same time? 🤔 Gerrit ont honours board. 👍🏻

Sheffield United

@SheffieldUnited

3 months

Club Statement 📝

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4 years

Current queue for 10 year season tickets. 🤣🤣🤣

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@Thisisred5Five

2 years

“Tonight you have seen Courtois being allowed to save our shots with his hands. It’s not for me to say, but that can’t be right surely?” #UEFAChampionsLeagueFINAL

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@Thisisred5Five

7 years

@lilyallen My 4 yr old found the jewel the old woman lobbed into the sea at the end of Titanic on the beach at Cleethorpes. Kids eh.

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@Thisisred5Five

6 years

Looks like both Norwich & Ipswich fans hate us now, which I know technically is probably only 1 family but still, good effort Blades #sufc #twitterblades

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@Thisisred5Five

3 years

Lunnys tackle gets reviewed from 1000 angles, slowed down to frame by frame speed, x-rayed & checked by a magistrate until it was red. Ezes gets nothing & we move on? Aye oreyt! Get fucked off!

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@Thisisred5Five

2 years

I’m torn between wanting to be excited about this but at the same time remembering that the last time we were taken over it was by the only Saudi Prince on universal credit.

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

2 years

🤑 A £115m bid to buy Sheffield United has been accepted. Any deal would be subject to an owners' and directors' test. #BBCFootball

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4 years

So far this season, the premier league is like an orgy. Except at the minute everyone else is getting laid & we’re looking at a kebab & a wank.

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@Thisisred5Five

4 years

If you think Egan deserved his first yellow yesterday, I would suggest football isn’t the sport for you.

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

Yes Tufty! 👊🏻⚔️

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@Thisisred5Five

3 years

Also once Brewster gets one, he’ll get a shitload.

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@Thisisred5Five

4 years

Hi @CallumWilson I can’t hear you anymore. Did you have something to say? ✊🏻💦💦

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

🤣🤣You lot were taking beer round to your defenders houses & generally wanking yourselves into a coma after a 0-0 at our place not so long ago.

Ed Snip

@ed_snip

5 years

Actually celebrating draws is going to be your new thing. 30 more of those and you might even survive.

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@Thisisred5Five

3 years

I’ve criticised Ampadu but credit where it’s due he didn’t miss a thing tonight.

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@Thisisred5Five

2 years

Credit where it’s due. When we appointed Hecky I was sceptical & publicly very scathing but he couldn’t have done any more since he’s been in charge. So fair play. Happy to have been wrong. 🙌🏻🙌🏻

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@Thisisred5Five

4 months

If Brewster can stay fit, there’s absolutely a player in there.

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@Thisisred5Five

5 years

There aren’t enough fuckings in the world to describe how much I fucking love this team!

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@Thisisred5Five

11 months

Berge’s signing felt like the start of a new, exciting era, which for numerous reasons unfortunately never materialised. His sale & the circumstances surrounding it feels like a throwback to the bad old days.

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@Thisisred5Five

1 year

Look at the state of these parking fees! Can’t think why Sheffield city centre is on its arse! Get in the bin @SheffCouncil