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The Hanford Institute for Canine Confusion, the world's leading parody think tank for canine confusion. Likes aren't endorsement, but a recognition of effort.

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For every fire you start, put out two.
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@GPrime85 And a member of the crowd was reportedly killed, too. Anyone saying it was staged should be sued for Alex Jones-level damages. That's how it works now.
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@weirddalle Actually, Crayola called it "Flesh". We're all the same color under our skin!
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@kevinmyoung It's a good thing Southerners aren't as bigoted against "brown-skinned Middle-Eastern Immigrants" as you are against Southerners.
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@DaRumbling @HarmlessYardDog Just speculating, but maybe the female producers now don't want to hire any woman who looks better than they do?
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@AndrewYang @sav_says_ Nope. You nominated him, you're stuck with him.
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@realRaegenhere That's the original Quarter Pounder With Cheese. It doubles in mass every year. No one knows why.
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@InternetH0F @TypoDynamofo And you know in his mind he was thinking "That was a cool conversation. Well, work tomorrow."
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@RepTedLieu Ask your colleagues about honey traps. That's probably a bigger problem in Congress.
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@EndWokeness Why does Elmo's was dad have to speak to Elmo on FaceTime? Did he lose custody?
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@PamelaHensley22 I heard he shot DeNiro in the face with a 10mm and said "Welcome to flavor country, b!tch!" I have a feeling my sources are as reliable as yours.
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@ChayaRaichik10 @SouthwestAir He's not taking up half your seat, you're giving him half your seat. Take it back.
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@ArguablyRaven It's the face of the guy in the unit who gets wiped out in the first act because he forgot to close his pack the right way or something.
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@WarMonitors Free Snoopy!
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@HariSel57511397 It was intended to be satire, but not a parody.
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@MedGold_ It's like a Boston Dynamics demo video.
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@ManletThorin "But the boat is a metaphor for my depression!!!"
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@MailOnline Literally you are glamorizing pedophiles.
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@TheAmazingBeck @HarrierMagnus Sydney Sweeney must play Sy Snootles.
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@bonchieredstate NOT doing the Macarena in 1996 would have been the most cringe thing you could have done.
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@MahyarTousi @MinistryofTru16 Free your mind and your hair will follow.
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@NotoriousKRM "Relaaaaax!"
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@Oilfield_Rando Nerds can only fulfill their vital role in society when they know that they are, and are treated as, nerds.
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@LauraLoomer @MillerStream Whoa! There are Black people now in NYC, and not just in Africa? Whoa! Hold the phone...
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@extradeadjcb @THEStevenWolfe I feel "vermin" is a little harsh, at least in the whale example. I prefer to think of them as "nature's garbage men".
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@corsent Really? That toddler looks pretty harmless to me, but I guess you just never know.
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@FenixAmmunition I guess we will have to wait until they share the drone footage. I assume law enforcement had drones in the air, right??
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@GPrime85 @GovChristie @realDonaldTrump By standing in the middle of it?
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@michaeljknowles This is a bad take.
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@Oilfield_Rando She kissed a girl, made her money, what does she need them for now anyway?
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@susancrabtree So a source within the SS is trying to CYA. This isn't news, it's spin.
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@CitizenFreePres They are actively working to destroy our country and punish Americans by stealing their wealth and their children's futures. The are malicious and evil, not "out of touch".
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@AuronMacintyre He's auditioning for the role of Token Republican on MSNBC.
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@washingtonpost "Sex pervert was looking to shack up in a house with a bunch of women. He got kicked out." Fixed it for ya!
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@DavidSacks @RealCandaceO Coming soon to a parking lot or gas station in America near you.
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@CovfefeAnon @Socratease5 @davidminpdx Or they just really, deeply, pathologically hate themselves.
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@Julio_Rosas11 @RegularRon How'd he pass his FBI background check to get those firearms??
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@historyinmemes These were so great because you could just throw raw veggies into the air and a salad would come back down.
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@cmclymer In the sense that your drunk aunt hitting on your best friend at a wedding can embarrass you, sure.
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@Cernovich The ventilators were killing more people than they saved. That's why hospitals stopped using them.
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@Nerdrotics Donna Noble chemically castrating her own son is a twist I did NOT see coming!
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@KeenanPeachy They should call it "Crossdressers".
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@HashtagGriswold @mitrebox That's bad news if even the jocks can use AI now.
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@ron_fournier When his son says "I'm hungry," he hands him a tampon.
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@daITALIANO @GPrime85 Hahah real life is exactly like the emotionally underdeveloped TV show I like!
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@Goodtweet_man Mr. Incredible reviewing the SoundCloud top artists page.
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@9mm_smg The serpentย saidย to the woman, โ€œYou certainlyย will not die! For Godย knowsย that on the dayย you eatย from it your eyesย will be opened, and you willย becomeย like God, knowingย goodย and evil.โ€ All other lies stem from the belief that we can become like God.
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@DineshDSouza They look like they're auditioning for an all-female reboot of The Blues Brothers.
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@SethDillon @RealCandaceO It's not my job as a Christian to thought-police other Christians, and it's not your job either.
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@piersmorgan Not that one would expect a journalist to understand, but the truth matters.
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@Goodtweet_man No doubt. What religions do they have there, IN THE MIDDLE EAST? Simultaneously offending Jews, Muslims and Christians with just one statement is quite the bigotry hat trick.
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@Breaking911 Did he do the part about how all the Black kids liked playing with his leg hairs, again?
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@GovWhitmer Is that why you deleted all your tweets about Trump from the past 3-1/2 years? To coverup your own tracks? As a public official, isn't that dishonest?
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@IMAO_ @BiffLaTourette It appeared on numerous Disney sing-along LPs and cassettes back in the day, at least that's how I know it.
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@AP Judges are just pulling rulings out of their asses now, apparently.
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@BambiBoozling @weirddalle It was 1903, people didn't have science back then, or know any better.
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@RealPatrickWebb If you have to have a Selective Service (and you don't), this is the only fair way to do it.
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@beinlibertarian @davidhogg111 It's kind of mean, picking on a Harvard student like that, expecting them to know anything about history.... punching down...
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@Inversionism Pretty much why I stopped listening to anything he had to say.
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@Havoc_Six @MontanaDOOF Real life Down Periscope.
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@GovWhitmer Very impressive. Now tell me about where all the aborted kids wind up.
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@faceyouhate @MontanaDOOF "Smithers! Get in here, and turn off that roguish bard's incessant toodling!"
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@GIFFORDS_org Yay! Fewer violent crimes are being reported and prosecuted!
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@CaitlinPacific It's because guys can't see anything that isn't moving, and clutter rarely moves on its own.
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@redsteeze @RantyAmyCurtis "If I Did It," by Cancer.
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@pegobry_en @eugyppius1 It's like Lenin said: "The worse things get, the better."
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@GPrime85 @historyinmemes He's no Mark Mothersbaugh, that's for damned sure.
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@chronicalihere That reason is that some people really suck at science.
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@NutlawPete @FischerKing64 @TeddyWil9 No but can hang your slacks over it to keep them from getting wrinkled!
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@ambernoelle @harmonizedgrace It really does taste like industrial solvent.
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@elonmusk @CollinRugg I don't know, but there's several thousand wealthy Chinese people who will be walking around with new kidneys tomorrow.
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@dragonman9001 @weirddalle Kind of pork-colored.
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@weirddalle Tell the AI to draw something different.
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@libbyemmons Pretty sure it's about anti-whiteness.
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@Telegraph Impish? As a physical characteristic? Well okay...
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@DanCrenshawTX Never heard of it, but yet you call yourself a "Caucasian". Hmmm...
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@9mm_smg @THEStevenWolfe Never trust any dude who gives themselves a stripper name.
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@FenixAmmunition They should just put down "pitcher" and "catcher".
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@washingtonpost The soft bigotry of low expectations.
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@Nerdrotics The power of ONE! The power of TWO!
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@Pro__Trading @Oilfield_Rando Big time! Whoever is praying for the President, keep it up!
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@washingtonpost Adolf Hitler invaded Poland, almost 85 years before the Washington Post published this story.
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@MrAndyNgo Lighting a tiki torch is intimidating but burning down a Wendy's isn't. Got it.
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@LindseyGrahamSC What do you mean "we", Kemosabe?
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@60Minutes Tracking every piece of equioment. Just like they did in Afghanistan.
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@ElectionLegal When I was in high school I volunteered for the KoC wearing one of those bibs and I remember getting into it with this one woman who was super offended by it. Look, lady, I'm just wearing the bib, I didn't write it, do you want a Tootsie-Roll or not. (She did not.)
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@ScottAdamsSays @Alex_WiseOldOwl Locking your front door at night is probably the most bigoted thing you can do.
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@ArtCandee @AOC That's racist.
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@MarioNawfal Everyone will receive $5,000 a month! A gallon of milk will cost $5,000.
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@ElectionLegal @XNewNorm @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP @elonmusk My favorite part was when he picked up the beer, and the beer was gay!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Goodtweet_man What people forget is that most shotgun marriages lasted a lifetime.
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@GovWhitmer What about the baby's healthcare decision?
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@MikeSington Why did he make her white?
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@byHeatherLong Private vehicle ownership (along with private home ownership) is being actively discouraged.
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@dom_lucre If the Media doesn't tell us there's a war, does it still make a sound?
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@ScottAdamsSays @ctkulp Finish every sentence with "genius," in a really sarcastic voice. "It won't turn on, *genius*." They LOVE that.
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