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JustDoc

@TheyCall_Me_Doc

16 days

The past couple of months have been one of the longest years of my life.

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JustDoc

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5 months

The newest drop off at the farm. Can’t touch him yet, but he talks to me and is always around for dinner. I fucking hate people.

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2 months

I just saved four raccoons from a hot dumpster with a bucket of water and a ladder like some kind of trash panda superhero.

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3 years

This old man is Lloyd. He spends his time Lloydering.

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4 months

Got in a fight with a hoof knife. The next chapter in my book shall be called, ‘Blood on My Boots’.

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8 months

I hate it when I get up to pee and the Rottweiler is guarding his bread in front of the toilet. It’s a thing in my house. Don’t ask.

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3 years

My incredibly damaged foster dog Earl crawled into my lap for the first time this morning. It’s taken 4 months. There’s no better feeling.

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7 months

Holy shit guys, I have a little baby barn owl!

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5 months

My husband likes to visit friends, watch Formula One races, and play pool. I like to lay here like a sack of shit, watch terrible movies, and be left the fuck alone. A happy marriage allows each others hobbies.

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5 months

@_Always_around_ And scared

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5 months

My husband brings me rocks that he thinks are pieces of flint. They’re not, but I absolutely adore the fact that he does it because it means he thinks about me whenever he walks around outside. Rocks are a love language.

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5 months

@58rughooker I have a lot of those running around here too. All have been spayed or neutered, are well fed and have plenty of shelter. Sometimes that’s all you can do.

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4 months

I took my stitches out a day early with a pair of garden shears. Am I an alpha male now?

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5 months

That was fucking stupid *a memoir

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2 years

A chocolate milkshake is a completely acceptable and appropriate meal. There will be no discussion on this.

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7 months

Well that was fucking stupid A memoir

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4 months

OJ died? That one really cuts deep. What? Too soon?

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5 months

I sleep like a corpse. Flat on my back, no pillow, and with my hands folded across my chest. Not just because I’m cool, but because it keeps my limbs from going numb. Perfectly normal. Nothing to see here.

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7 months

If anyone ever asks me about the five inch scar across my neck I’m just going to nonchalantly whisper ‘cartel’ and then seamlessly move on to the next topic. Keep those fuckers guessing.

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7 months

As a veterinarian, I can only assume all that White House ketamine was for Kellyanne Conway.

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JustDoc

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1 year

@justice4all01 You know what else is punishable by death? Treason

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6 months

Even a broken window has moments of pure beauty.

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8 months

Can’t decide if the vibe is Skynyrd or Stevie Nicks, but I love this hat.

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2 months

Sometimes, right in the midst of chaos, the universe gives us such beautiful gifts.

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3 years

It’s a good morning indeed!

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5 months

My beautiful sisters. Chaos and Brickhouse.

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8 months

Six months ago tonight, I married the man I’ve been looking for my whole life, and I’m still the most feared witch in the village.

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7 months

Got my Biden yard sign today because it’s never too early in a campaign year to start pissing off your cunt neighbors.

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5 months

Pardon me M’lady. Might you have an apple?

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7 months

No, you just ordered half a million poppy seeds, because wouldn’t that be purdy there.

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3 years

He’s pretty and he knows it

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7 months

After five years I have finally found a medical professional that listens to me, respects my intelligence, and actually gives a fuck. It’s been a long lonesome highway, let me tell you what.

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5 months

@bluemandenver Just a person who would never do that to an animal.

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5 months

The hat says “Make the Asshole Go Away”. I’m not talking about the horse.

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6 months

You can’t hurt me. I’ve puked while suffering a broken back. That shit is hardcore.

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4 months

When my husband got me flowers today, the lady at the shop asked him, “What’s the special occasion?”. He said, “It’s because she has the shits”. Gawd I love this man.

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6 months

Breaking News Senile old rapist, high on Adderall, threatens WWIII from a high school gymnasium in South Carolina while shitting his pants.

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1 year

Shaves pubes on front porch so the birds can use them to make their nests. Adds environmentalist to resume.

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4 months

I’ve got a real ‘girl next door’ look If you live next to a graveyard

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8 months

Update Still haven’t wrapped the fucking presents.

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6 months

How it started and how it’s going.

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5 months

Update He’s making friends with Pete and the colony now let’s him eat on the porch.

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5 months

@debi_chessani No. Just a vet with a farm.

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10 years

Why don't text messages have a return to sender option?

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10 months

Fucken Earl finally learns to cuddle three years after he was rescued. The most damaged require the most patience.

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3 years

Now that I know it’s pissing people off, I’m never gonna stop wearing a mask in public.

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3 months

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JustDoc

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8 months

Eight years ago today I survived a violent domestic assault. He delayed the trial but wound up in prison where he belonged. That’s when my spinal problems began, but I continue to survive, and even married the love of my life this year. I am truly blessed.

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12 days

This is old man Hank. He’s 15 and enjoys his treats. That’s probably why he’s built like a meatloaf. A Hankloaf if you will.

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8 months

You know what really burns my ass this morning? Sweatpants strings. With one end hanging to my knees and the other end patrolling somewhere around my asshole, I rip the whole thing out like I’m starting a chainsaw. Fuck it

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7 months

Karl is holding no grudges after losing his balls yesterday.

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8 months

Can’t somebody, anybody, just lock him the fuck up already.

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1 month

Damn SO close to having a great fucking day.

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7 months

Sorry that my pain makes me pissy. From now on I’ll just shoot rays of sunshine and rainbows out my ass.

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4 months

Black Locust trees in bloom. They produce an incredibly sweet perfume that permeates the entire farm for about a week every year in May.

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10 months

Do you ever eat the last donut in the box because you don’t want it to be sad and lonely in there all night by itself? Being an empath is hard.

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1 year

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5 months

Not to brag but I’ve had two, that’s right, two DMs inviting me to join the Illuminati because ‘my energy and light has seen me worthy’. Take that you fucking plebeians.

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1 year

The rampant stupidity on display in this country both confuses and frightens me.

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5 months

My husband likes to bring me flowers for no good goddamned reason. I love that about him.

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3 months

I was outside in my bikini and only had three buzzards circling. Hot woman summer is here.

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1 month

Found this on the ground walking to the barn. Really don’t need a project right now, but I’ve got to try and help her.

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7 months

I was almost sad, then I found a little chocolate pie in the back of the freezer. All good now.

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7 months

6am barn glam

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5 years

So now I’ve got this newborn in the kitchen.

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7 months

This aged well

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2 years

This is Roger, a rare 2006 model barn cat.

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1 year

Fucken Earl is deliriously happy. I wasn’t there for his traumatic early life, but he’s got me now.

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9 months

One of the top spinal surgeons in the country has reviewed my case and wants to see me next month. I am shook. Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn’t a train. Never give up.

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4 months

When I do the pre check-ins for doctors appointments and it gets to the section asking me if I have files to upload, I send them a meme. Because why the fuck not.

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4 months

You had career day in school? That’s cute. I went to school in West By God Virginia and we had a snake handling preacher that played Black Sabbath records backward so we could all hear ‘Hail Satan’. True story.

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8 months

View from the other side of my Cathedral.

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2 years

@ThisIsKyleR @elonmusk So the blue check mark means this is the real Kyle and not actually someone who got into college, right?

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3 months

I got me a hand blown glass fairy pig. Pics when I get it up. I said what I said.

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5 months

“Will there be Pop-Tarts at this eclipse? If so, I’m in.”

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3 years

Another baby girl this morning. The Earth is healing itself.

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3 months

I have to cook food and deliver it to the old man this afternoon. He’s 82 and alone. He was never there when I needed him, but sometimes you’ve gotta let that shit go and just be a good human. It’s not easy, but doing the right thing seldom is.

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5 months

‘Life of Brian’ is an Easter movie There will be no discussion on this

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6 months

I looked down in the elevator and saw a small white tag. It was in that moment that I realized I’ve been wearing my shirt inside out, all day. All. Day.

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8 months

I just hope 2024 uses lube.

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7 months

She looks sweet, but rules this house with an iron paw.

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5 months

Surety companies will not issue a bond because that orange fuck doesn’t own anything outright. He’s been robbing Peter to pay Paul by shuffling property loans his entire life to create the appearance of wealth. Mark my words.

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1 month

It’d be awesome if it turned out to be Mike Pence.

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1 month

Lots of strong, intelligent women don’t give birth to children. Get the fuck over it.

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25 days

Arrived for surgery and I’m the only one here in pajamas and a robe, but go to Walmart and half these motherfuckers be wearing bed clothes. Make it make sense.

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7 months

It’s all in the eyes. I love her and she loves me.

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7 months

I have an appointment to image my brain on Friday. They didn’t come right out and say it, but I think it’s because they’re jealous.

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5 months

When he’s carried the package of saltines around for three days and had a chance to threaten all the other dogs over them, then, and only then, will he offer them to the toilet gods.

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8 months

A day in the office

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3 years

The love of an old dog is the most precious of gifts.

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10 months

That new Speaker looks like a corpse fucker. Somebody had to say it.

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3 years

Three days old and already full of it

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4 years

This is Lloyd. He’s 15, senile, 3 legged, and nearly blind But he can still take a dip in the spring and smile while he rolls in the grass. Be a Lloyd

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5 months

The cracks are where the light gets in

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6 months

Today the Big Dummy has toilet Lays. He is a thief with zero shame.

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8 months

Sometime during the night he switched it up to sliced bread and a salad. That dog ain’t right.

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5 months

You know those people you talk to that claim to have had the same problem as you, but they’ve always had it worse? Yeah, stop that shit. Just listen and show some fucking empathy.

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6 months

He draws the line at putting his crackers in front of the toilet, apparently.