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@TheeFantomas

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Cultural Elite Marxist Immigrant. He/him. Sólo otro Chicano que vive en París. Edgy Art Nerd Variant: @SergPostsArt

Dans les entrailles du monstre
Joined March 2014
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Calvin and Hobbes was such an incredible comic
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This (real author pic of Shel Silverstein for reference included)
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Harvest Season Hannah 🍂🍎🍁🍏🍂
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What's a picture/meme that makes you laugh every time?
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Palestine
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I’m still confused how Gal Gadot was cast as the Evil Queen in the new Snow White. Like who’s beauty is she envious of? Have they seen her???
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Ja Rule literally trapped the rich on an island with minimal food and water.
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This is my plan for 2017:
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I think about this a lot
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I'm dying
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Russian Literature
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Kinda disappointed that I haven’t seen more of this but from Seinfeld on the TL
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Wow I can’t believe how much Eurocentrism (Support for Argentina) I’m seeing in my timeline.
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Presidential Candidates as Chairs.
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I still think about this and hope that Goat is doing well
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Going into Sagrada Familia for Christmas mass
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Shape of Water (2017) dir. Guillermo Del Toro
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@kibblesmith This is television which still counts imo but this is up there
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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They're just telling you who they are.
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The Hill
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Missouri governor says he'd pardon St. Louis couple if they are charged for brandishing guns at protesters
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tfw you're a youth minister and you're trying to tell the kids how wild you used to be before you found Jesus.
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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This is a cry for help
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By the way, the best place we ate in London was Kol. They do “English-Mexican” fusion with only local ingredients, meaning no citrus and no avocado. This dish contains no avocado, but it does contain mayonnaise 😍. Book ahead, it’s a tough table to get!
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Nows the time to rebuild Notre Dame Cathedral in a form pleasing to God’s Eyes
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"Better to reign in Hell" seems to be the guiding principle for GOP right now.
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@eeberquist @mckellogs They never saw it coming
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Iron Man Iron Man Does whatever an iron can Makes your clothes Nice and flat Gets quite hot Don't touch that LOOK OUT He is an Iron Man
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Butterflies 🤝Kids at halftime during a soccer game.
@brujabitchh
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Butterflies having their lunch
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Just hangin out counting dicks to prove my point
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I think my biggest takeaway from the scandals is I finally understand why medieval culture mocked the clergy so much.
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@fivefifths Can’t see color if you only hire white ppl
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I'm still laughing about this
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this is creepy AF.
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The Internet: Did you see what the US Catholic Bishops are saying? Me: No, Sorry I'm a practicing Catholic.
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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Sometimes when a show is declining in ratings they introduce a new character...
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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"We are the Karens your ancestors couldn't cancel."
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On our way to Mexico to get married (on Monday)
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Check out moneybags over here
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For those of you looking for a Saint for these times: St. Martin de Porres is the Patron Saint of Black People, Race Relations, Social Justice, and Racial Equality.
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It’s pretty tragic that this is basically the fate for most if not all creatives/artisans even the extremely lucky ones. We might be able to point out one or two exceptions to the rule but that’s like the point they are exceptions
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@riteshwriter This is also up there
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Lmao
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Lmao the Pope said touch grass
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Pope Francis in new interview calls for “normal seminarians, with their problems, who play soccer, and who don’t go to the neighbourhoods to dogmatise.” He warns against people “trapped in a theology manual, unable to get into trouble and make theology move forward.” 1/5
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do. Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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We must return to the glorious heights that the empire knew when Sisqo released The Thong Song
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Michael Tracey
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Finally looked up "WAP" and now all I can think about is imperial decline
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Bishop Barron says he disagrees with Aquinas on the belief that Angels were assigned to move the planets. Wtf this is like the best reason for how the planets move
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Gerwig returning to her “I was homeschooled but you can’t really tell” audience with a bang.
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Greta Gerwig’s ‘CHRONICLES OF NARNIA’ adaptation for Netflix will reportedly be “bigger and bolder than expected.” (Via: )
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Shut the fuck up
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If you're working on paying off debt, the only time you should see the inside of a restaurant is if you're working there.
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What’s funniest about the most recent iterations of Tolkien fandom is how many ppl overlook how deeply anti-war LOTR is and how even if one is fighting for the right reasons it leaves scars and is still somewhat sad and tragic
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NeoPagans: I lit a candle and sang a song for the Gods and Goddesses I follow. They are appeased. Ancient Myths: I offered everything I could to my God and he still murdered me just because he was in a mood.
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@RIPMarkusJ sometimes you can't hold off till the steam sales.
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Gonna make this a giant poster and mail it to @ebruenig
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Friends...I am going...*lowers sunglasses*...viral.
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What's funny is if this was posted a week ago we'd have all assumed it was about Ukraine and been like Yeah that's a good point. But it's about Will Smith slapping a dude so it's funny as hell.
@secupp
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No one’s really talking about how it might have been traumatic to see actual violence - not Hollywood pretend violence - on live TV. It was deeply unsettling to watch it, and to rewatch it as we all have. No one bargained for that.
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Ultimately these sort of complaints always boil down to one thing: it’s impossible for these ppl to imagine that working class folks/people of color have imaginations and actually have some vested interest in changing the world and how it works
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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The thing the Bible doesn't mention is how many problems King Solomon tried to solve by cutting a baby in half before he got it right.
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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Here's what you're going to do. You're going to leave Dimes Square. You're going to visit your family in the midwest for a few weeks. You're going to attend Novus Ordo Mass. You're not going to discuss Podcasts or tweet about Papal Encyclicals. Tell me you understand.
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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My grandpa is not doing well. Pls pray for him.
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Turns out The Bear from Annihilation is much more terrifying than that scenes dark lighting would indicate.
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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Special Announcement: I am relocating to D.C. and am starting a program to be a Teacher.
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You kids don’t know what cool is! What about being responsibly cool!?
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Chad is short for Nebuchadnezzar.
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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So many ppl getting worked up like the Pope did this to specifically anger them rather than actually break bread and listen to those who are in need. Which I suppose gets at the root of the problem. They dont recognize the humanity of people whos lives don't resemble their own
@MLJHaynes
Michael Haynes 🇻🇦
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BREAKING: @APNews reports that #PopeFrancis has invited a local group of "trans women" to his lunch for World Day of the Poor today. The group comprises many working as prostitutes: they're already regular special guests at weekly #Vatican audience.
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@polly Afroman is going to experience a career revival playing weddings.
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Papal infallibility just means the Pope can't fall down. When he does he just rolls like Willy Wonka and lands back on his feet.
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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Officially accepted by John Hopkins for this teaching program I'm doing.
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how it started / how its going
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The Anglos can never recover
@GeorgeMonbiot
George Monbiot
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In Brazil, the bald uakari is rather rudely known as o macaco inglês. It means the English monkey.
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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“OH IM SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT HEAVENLY BODIES” -Me after getting thrown out of the met gala for being naked
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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It's Official now. I have my Master's. I wasn't able to go to the graduation ceremony, but I got the degree...officially lol
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I finished and turned in my Master’s Project. Holy Shit.
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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Ben Shapiro finally picks on somebody his own size.
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Ron Filipkowski
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To protest the Barbie movie, Ben Shapiro lights Barbie & Ken dolls on fire.”
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El infame Sergacabra (Artisanal Wokesmith)
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Reading Grant Morrison's Batman run and I really appreciate their take on Batman/Gotham
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