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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

The Boy's new record, 26-1/2"

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

8 months

Amber Rose: “You have protection?” CJ Stroud: *pulls up the all-22* “Watch Laremy here…”

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Bill O'Zimmerman

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4 years

Meanwhile at Yankee Stadium

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Bill O'Zimmerman

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7 years

Meanwhile, in Cuero, the river has brought my aunt all of the fire ants. Yes, those are all (of the) fire ants.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

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2 years

I’ve long defended the Astros against allegations that they used buzzers to tip pitches, but looking at this impression of Chas McCormick’s catch, I’m pretty diassapointed in what I may have found.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

......South TX South TX when a hurricane when 17° is coming is coming

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Bill O'Zimmerman

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You know what else doesn't fit into the story? ME WATCHING YOUR MOVIE ABOUT THE DIAPER STORY THAT WON'T TELL THE STORY ABOUT THE DIAPERS!

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

#Texans Bill reacts

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 years

People out there finding creative ways to hoard gas. Respect

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

2 years

RIP Bay City

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

7 years

#Texans Bill on Weeden and signing a backup QB with Deshaun Watson's skillset

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

2 years

FLEX IT COWARDS! @NFL @nbc #Texans #Browns

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 months

This tweet was like 16 days ago lmao.

Seattle Mariners ON Tap

@MarinersONTap

4 months

Texas Rangers lose. Houston Astros lose. OUR SEATTLE MARINERS HAVE A 10 LEAD GAME IN THE AL WEST. #TridentsUp

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

Cardinals owner: flies his own plane Texans owner: mom still feeds him by pretending the spoon is a plane

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@JJWatt

4 years

pretty convenient when the owner is also a pilot... see you soon @AZCardinals

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

1 year

The NFL and Titans were probably completely unaware that UH wore these uniforms until Titans reporter John McClain told on them.

RedditCFB

@RedditCFB

1 year

The NFL has ordered Houston to cease the usage of Oilers-inspired alternates, citing trademark infringement. (h/t @HoustonChron )

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Bill O'Zimmerman

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4 years

Hope Rick Smith is having a very nice Thanksgiving wherever he is. My man

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@The_Reliant

4 years

#Texans

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@The_Reliant

5 years

#Texans Bill has thoughts on the Patriots filing charges on the Texans. #WhoTamponedWho

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

7 years

#Texans Bill has had it with that ole Cian

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

Tytus Howard

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@The_Reliant

5 years

#Texans Bill on country folk wanting to boycott Wranglers over deal with Lil Nas'r X

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 years

I’m dying

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 years

Northerners gotta stop critiquing how we Texans act when it gets COLD cold.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

A 487 foot HR. For reference, that’s only 13 feet shy of the distance Mike Fiers has to maintain between himself and Jr Highs.

Apollo Dez

@ApolloDez1

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Eat shit Rat Fiers

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

#Astros Bill with his debut single, "Stick It Up Your Ass"

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 years

The Bird Hunters is one of the best songs ever written. Not changing my mind.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 years

Can we get an update, Dane?

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

Cal and Jack gotta be fuckin', man. #Texans

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

You asked for it, @Fidoz . “Fuck Those Gotdamn Fucking Morons Over At NRG” @atxhobogrl #Texans

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 years

When Josh McDaniels opens up his car door tonight.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

@KarolineAnukhet @FINALLEVEL Karona, it's the name of his band. It's been around for years. He's selling the merchandise. I understand you weren't calling names and all, but plz do not be a dumbfuck.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

6lb 7oz, 19.5”. Still arguing over her name. Mom and baby are great!

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

Cal and Easterby showing up to talk to Deshaun

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 years

Heh heh

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 years

WOW YANKEES TURN A TRIPLE PLAY!!! 😮

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

Correa getting me hyped over here. #Carlitos (Could have done more takes to get it right, but I gots to drive later)

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

Carlos Correa; Carlos Hyde. Fuck your city's Carlos.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

Wow they're really upset about losing Nick Caserio.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

8 years

This wouldn't he happening if this man were the coach. #MEXvCHI

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

We’ve all been owned. #Texans

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 years

#Texans Bill on the Culley firing.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

6 months

@3YearLetterman @BuffaloBills @BillClinton @CigarAficMag @ewarren @23andMe @RepMattGaetz @BreathalysersUK @Whitesnake I'm glad you think this is a joke, Coach! As for me, I'm thinking about the family and friends of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown today.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

#Texans Bill isn’t hearing this “trade JJ Watt” business.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

Not sure you could get much for him. Maybe package him with a 2nd and 4th to AZ for that receiver they have, Hopkins.

NFL Rumors

@nflrums

4 years

Report: #Texans a good possibility RB David Johnson will be cut or traded #Houston #NFL

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 years

Man, Ruth was so young and innocent back then. #Ozark

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 years

TY Hilton

NFL on CBS 🏈

@NFLonCBS

3 years

Who is the first player you think of when you see this logo?

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

#TylerWhiteFanclub Bill here

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

There are just too many instances now of O'B and players having friction, and those players are now gone. O'B having friction with GMs, and those GMs being gone. I guess he had friction with that 24-point lead, too.

Aaron Wilson

@AaronWilson_NFL

5 years

As shocking on the surface and unpopular as the DeAndre Hopkins trade is, multiple sources noted throughout past year that friction existed between him and Bill O'Brien that could ultimately lead to his exit. And it did today. How they pivot from this will be interesting

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

Hot Take: I don't wanna hear one #Astros player apologize to any fans from Houston who just two months prior had a fucking lake inside of their livings rooms for giving them something to take their minds off of the real life bullshit. Don't you fucking do it! (Was that good?)

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

2 years

Never let a firefighter cook your turkey.

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Firefighters show the dangers of deep-frying turkey

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

The cover of next year's Texans media guide. What a play. What a cluster of fuck.

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@The_Reliant

5 years

#Texans

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

Hearing the Texans interview with Eric Bieniemy was an effort to gain information on Chiefs backup QB Chad Henne, who Houston is now targeting for its next head coach.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 years

I think any trade for Deshaun Watson starts at 9 first rounders, for each criminal complaint that was just dismissed.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

"Some astros have given up completely, and are giving away their equipment." - Jon Heyman

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

9 months

Watch them go after Houston OC Bobby Slowik. They hired Vrabel when he was Houston's DC. Kelly after he was Houston's OC. They sign our warshed up ex-WRs. They cosplay in old Houston NFL team jerseys. You know that ole Amy Skunk Ape Adams has her eyes on Houston here, too.

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

9 months

Titans fired head coach Mike Vrabel, per sources. Vrabel led Tennessee to four consecutive winning seasons after arriving in 2018, but the Titans have experienced back-to-back frustrating seasons, finishing multiple games under .500 both times.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

10 months

#Texans Bill back

Marako T.

@YEAMFKA

10 months

That get back a MF!!! #TitanUp

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

#Texans

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

Step 2 for Watson: remove Texans related shit from his social media. Fans fall in line, get mad at him, making it optically easier for the Texans to trade him. Doesn’t change anything for me, only further confirms that he doesn’t want to play for that stupid fucking franchise.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 years

Lol where’s they find this idiot. #Nicholas

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

7 years

People saying Houston should have been evacuated really don't understand how big the city is. For reference:

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

4 years

Kinda big game tomorrow

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

1 year

Why is the Titans press tweeting about the Astros?

John McClain

@McClain_on_NFL

1 year

Rangers have Scherzer coming. Astros have Urquidy coming. No offense to Jose, but he’s no Mad Max. Advantage Rangers.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

#Texans Bill. Annoyed.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

1 year

Josh McCown thinking about that game of HORSE he never got to play with CJ Stroud

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

1 year

What next, the NFL and Titans gunna tell Houston Madison to stop wearing those colors? Maybe Vince Young will have to step in then, for his old HS and the city. Tell that ole Amy Skunk Adams or whatever to stick it.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

1 year

My source spilled it. The Texans will be going with a new helmet and uniform scheme

Houston Texans

@HoustonTexans

1 year

Word on the street 👀

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

The Texans, with Deshaun Watson, can beat anybody on any given Sunday, I have no doubt. The Texans, with Deshaun Watson, can get their asses kicked by anybody on any given Sunday. There is no doubt.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

5 years

#Roughnecks Bill here

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

7 years

#Texans Bill talks the Brian Cushing suspension

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

3 years

Gofundme to fly her to the road games thanks

Garrett Whitlock Fan Club

@WhitlockSzn

3 years

Astros cheating again smh they’ve turned to using witchcraft

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

6 years

Red Snapper is selling for about $20/lb Gorton's Fishsticks are selling for around $3.00/lb $17 difference. Okay.

Bob Nightengale

@BNightengale

6 years

A year ago, the Houston #Astros signed All-Star 2B Jose Altuve to a seven-year, $163.5 million contract. Today, the Atlanta #Braves signed All-Star 2B Ozzie Albies to a seven-year, $35 million contract. A stunning $128.5 million difference for those counting.

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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

9 months

So dead right now 🤣

Three Year Letterman

@3YearLetterman

9 months

@Liz_Cheney Mr Vice President, I do not respect this take, and it’s beneath your office Taylor Swift is a profane clown who showed up broke, unknown, and uninvited to a Chiefs game and then used the F-word on national TV. Jason Kelce made her rich. The whole thing makes me shake with rage

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