I love telling men I’m 44 years young.
It’s almost like any games they thought they were gonna play leaves their brain. You can literally see it just float right out their ear like a spirit being sent home.
😭😭😭😭
Call me what you want Baby, but it’s an EXPERIENCE having a session with me.
I give amazing massages. Both lingham and nuru with me is TOP TIER! Better ask about me.
Because you could take it tail to Massage Envy but they don’t stroke dick naked there… 🫠😭🤣
Imagine following a provider for years and never booking…
Just watching them rates go up year after year…
There are more pleasurable ways to torture yourself. I’m available to show you. 🤗
Asking for me to ‘record myself riding a dildo, titties out and deep throating another dildo’ and then telling me $450 is ‘hefty’ is actually funny…
Because if you want a porn star, pay porn star rates.
Good Morning! Another day, another dollar!
If you’re interested in booking a duo session with
@TouchedByCoco
and I, hit either of us up and let’s see when we can make it happen.
@SophieMargiela
I literally was about to come on here and tweet about them asking me to go buy a newspaper with today’s date and circle it to unlock my account. LOL
This was the sign I needed to say ‘fuck it, yall can keep it’.
Thanks! 🤗🤌🏾
Not gonna hold y’all but ever since my rant the other day… Baltimore been showing up!
I may have to do yall the honor of coming up there and posting up one day. It’s gotta be worth it tho.
Same rules apply as a tour, no prebookings, I stay my ass in Silver Spring.
Simple.
Something about gently grazing ur back, chest, inner thighs and balls that leaves yall squirming on this table.
I should text my client that likes me to dig in his belly button with them… 🫠🙈
I really don’t look my age and I love that for me! 🥹🫠
This weight loss really got me feeling myself. My clothes fit so much better. I just may lose 10 more just because I’m eating these young heauxs up!
I see why people find me intimidating… 🙃🤣🙈
I’m NOT your wife/gf so don’t expect me to be ready and available to you because your 2 exits away and want your dick stroked.
My dog and I are watching Netflix.
Good Morning!
Booking 30 minute table massages hurts every new clients heart when they get here.
It’s always “I should’ve booked longer” or “I should’ve done nuru instead”.
Yup! And now you gotta come back! I’ll be here. Been here my entire life. 🤣🙈
And I really have clients that have driven as far as NYC to come see me, so I promise you IDC if you feel I’m too far.
Book me when I’m close then or shut up! 🗣️🙊
It’s always crazy how the convo goes silent when you send that booking site link, request screening and ask for a deposit…
Suddenly it’s goes from 30 second response time to
I’ve been waking up at 4am again. I just get so much done between 4-7am.
I’m gonna use that energy all September because this past retrograde almost took me out. 😭🙈
Good Morning!
There is just something soooooo disrespectful about blowing up a persons phone at 4:31am.
In my mind, you should hit the blade at those hours.
Whhhyyy tf would I be up tryna give a massage at 4:31am?
I always see girls that used to be all buddy buddy and going on brunch/lunch/dinner outings all the time suddenly stop posting one another and wonder what happened…
Like “Oh yall not doing duos anymore? How come?”
I’m nosey. 🤷🏾♀️😂🙈
Also… I think I’m gonna go blonde next weekend. It’s been a while…
I have a whole look I’m going for and I’m attending a bday dinner with my ‘great picture taking friend’ 🙃
Shit… Kids slowing down business now! They need to go TF back to school so their fathers can come back outside.
I was Daddy this entire time… Now all of a sudden it wants to be ‘Back To School’ time… 🙄
This concludes my morning rant.
Now, I’m gonna walk my fur baby because she loves kids and they love her back, so we gotta time when we get to each bus stop.
Oh and while I’m in a ‘tweeting’ mood…
I’ll be in the Baltimore area Friday evening and I’ll be in King Of Prussia from 2-9pm Saturday.
I’ll add it to my Tryst ad shortly.
Morning!
Telling a SW that you don’t want to screen due to ‘discretion’ is funny to me, because we are literally paid to be discreet.
97% of the time, men have NOTHING to lose but the wife/gf they are cheating on.
You have a higher chance of someone vanilla ruining your life.
@SophieMargiela
Yeah the men are getting upset because I don’t accept P411. I used to but as you said, men are tryna bypass actual screening. I’m like “No Baby, P411 just boosts ur credit score a little more.”
Like why aren’t grown ass people picking up after their dogs?
But if I start taking video and sending it, I’m the bad guy.
Someone stole an entire couch out the lobby! HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN? 😭🤣
Men REALLY miss out on good providers by being cheap and not wanting to prebook.
A small deposit almost guarantees a girl will come to your city.
I had an ad up for 2 weeks for KOP and nobody prebooked…
All the girlies getting them Amazon wishlists together!
All I know is if my list gets handled, my truck is gonna be so sparkly, my head is gonna explode!
I think I have all the bling accessories I need! 😭🙈
Just a heads up:
Trying to book an appt in 1 hour but wanting to use a provider as a reference, from a provider that usually requires HOURS notice for her appts is crazy.
You heauxs gotta stop offering bare services.
Why do you feel comfortable? These men hardly spread their cheeks apart to wash their asses properly and don’t go to doctors regularly.
Only BBB I acknowledge is the Better Business Bureau! 🗣️ I should report yall to them! 😩🙈
I’m positive this man’s jaw just dropped after I told him I was going to block him for trying me, with his government name.
Don’t play with me. It’s literally my job to know who’s entering my residence.
If you see my ads say I screen, why are you contacting me if you don’t? 🤔
Effective Immediately:
There will be a $100 charge for clients wanting to be seen within 1 hour.
Not being able to give someone at least an hour to get it together for you is kinda crazy…
It’s girls that charge $200 for same day bookings and I can’t get 1 HOUR?!?
Not gonna hold you… I enjoy the act of fucking people. I wish I had a dick.
Men… Women… Doesn’t matter. There’s just SOMETHING about watching it slide in and out.
This is why I should tap into my domme side. 😭🙈
And let’s be clear… I DO NOT TOUR.
If you see me post a city, it’s because u already had plans on being there. Plans that DO NOT include SW clients.
But I also will not entertain anyone who just sits around waiting for me to show up.
#CatchMeIfYouCan
@UsaBarbieDoll
@visitameliaa
That privilege really makes women feel that everyone is pulling them numbers and I hate that for us ‘regular’ girls. Because you know good and well… 😭😭😭😩🙈
I have a VERY professional booking site that shows my availability from 1 hour to 60 days out.
Whhhhyyy are you asking if I’m available?
Oh… Because you don’t respect my time. Very simple. 🫠
Just used my new, upgraded table today. My client was ever so comfy.
One thing I’m going to do is make your massage experience TOP TIER! These hands are BLESSED!
🤲🏾
I just love when God speaks to me in the morning and says “Jacqui… Don’t cuss this one out. I sent him at 2:08am for a reason…”
Now I’m up $700 on a day that I was gonna take an L.