Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾 @The_Nuru_Guru Twitter profile

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

I feel bad for anyone who didn’t book me while I’m here… 🙃 #KOP

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

@LustSierra No, Pickmeisha. Just no… If I can pay that myself, he should home to his $500/rent household and leave me alone.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

#NewProfilePic

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

🎶If I woulda knew the boy next door woulda been you…🎶

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

This is hot… 🥵

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

I love telling men I’m 44 years young. It’s almost like any games they thought they were gonna play leaves their brain. You can literally see it just float right out their ear like a spirit being sent home. 😭😭😭😭

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

14 days

Call me what you want Baby, but it’s an EXPERIENCE having a session with me. I give amazing massages. Both lingham and nuru with me is TOP TIER! Better ask about me. Because you could take it tail to Massage Envy but they don’t stroke dick naked there… 🫠😭🤣

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

Wow… I’m 99 followers away from 1K! What should I do to celebrate? 🤔

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

Imagine following a provider for years and never booking… Just watching them rates go up year after year… There are more pleasurable ways to torture yourself. I’m available to show you. 🤗

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

This is so hot… 🥵

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

@ThomasBland99 @LustSierra Oh Baby I’m picked by who’s for me. Just say you don’t like authority and move along. 🤣

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

Good Morning! Happy Sunday Funday! Guess who’s down 20lbs as of early this morning?

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

@meetmaryalice This literally happened to me yesterday! Now I’m a ‘fat bitch’ because I cancelled. 🫠😩😂😭

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

Asking for me to ‘record myself riding a dildo, titties out and deep throating another dildo’ and then telling me $450 is ‘hefty’ is actually funny… Because if you want a porn star, pay porn star rates.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

Good Morning. I’m almost down 20lbs. 🥹 I’m coming for necks this Summer. 🙃

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

Good Morning! Another day, another dollar! If you’re interested in booking a duo session with @TouchedByCoco and I, hit either of us up and let’s see when we can make it happen.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

@SophieMargiela I literally was about to come on here and tweet about them asking me to go buy a newspaper with today’s date and circle it to unlock my account. LOL This was the sign I needed to say ‘fuck it, yall can keep it’. Thanks! 🤗🤌🏾

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

I usually change my nail theme every New Year, but I may just stick to black & white. You really can’t go wrong with it! 🖤🤍

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

12 days

Not gonna hold y’all but ever since my rant the other day… Baltimore been showing up! I may have to do yall the honor of coming up there and posting up one day. It’s gotta be worth it tho. Same rules apply as a tour, no prebookings, I stay my ass in Silver Spring. Simple.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

22 days

Something about gently grazing ur back, chest, inner thighs and balls that leaves yall squirming on this table. I should text my client that likes me to dig in his belly button with them… 🫠🙈

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

24 days

I really don’t look my age and I love that for me! 🥹🫠 This weight loss really got me feeling myself. My clothes fit so much better. I just may lose 10 more just because I’m eating these young heauxs up! I see why people find me intimidating… 🙃🤣🙈

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

6 days

Booked for the day! God is amazing! 🤗

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

1 month

I’m NOT your wife/gf so don’t expect me to be ready and available to you because your 2 exits away and want your dick stroked. My dog and I are watching Netflix.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

I’m very aware that Pick Me’s get Picked. Typical strawberries… Can’t Pick Me, I’m Chosen.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

1 month

#StandOnBusiness 🤌🏾

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

24 days

My baby girl is so beautiful 🥹 I just wanna grab her face and kiss it! 😭

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

5 days

Good Morning! Booking 30 minute table massages hurts every new clients heart when they get here. It’s always “I should’ve booked longer” or “I should’ve done nuru instead”. Yup! And now you gotta come back! I’ll be here. Been here my entire life. 🤣🙈

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

20 days

My potential sub chickened out on me… 🥹🫠 Who’s gonna wear this for me now? 😭 #Domme #FinDomme #BNWO #SPH

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

23 days

It really just takes one client to change your mood from blah to good. I need this energy every day.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

1 month

Lord… I need Backwoods… 😭

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

1 month

And I really have clients that have driven as far as NYC to come see me, so I promise you IDC if you feel I’m too far. Book me when I’m close then or shut up! 🗣️🙊

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

It’s always crazy how the convo goes silent when you send that booking site link, request screening and ask for a deposit… Suddenly it’s goes from 30 second response time to

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

11 days

I’ve been waking up at 4am again. I just get so much done between 4-7am. I’m gonna use that energy all September because this past retrograde almost took me out. 😭🙈

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

16 days

Good Morning! There is just something soooooo disrespectful about blowing up a persons phone at 4:31am. In my mind, you should hit the blade at those hours. Whhhyyy tf would I be up tryna give a massage at 4:31am?

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

Him: “What’s your favorite position?” Me: “In front of an ATM.” 🤑

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

Those texts that start with the word ‘Goddess’ NEVER lead to anything… Which is crazy, given the fact that I am indeed A GODDESS. Weird. 🫤🥲

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

Nobody: Me: “I’ll never understand titty fuckin’ but the boys seem to like it…” 😭🤣🙈 #NuruTings

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

I always see girls that used to be all buddy buddy and going on brunch/lunch/dinner outings all the time suddenly stop posting one another and wonder what happened… Like “Oh yall not doing duos anymore? How come?” I’m nosey. 🤷🏾‍♀️😂🙈

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

5 days

Also… I think I’m gonna go blonde next weekend. It’s been a while… I have a whole look I’m going for and I’m attending a bday dinner with my ‘great picture taking friend’ 🙃

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

I’m long overdue for a dinner date…

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

Currently walking out my leasing office saying to myself “common sense really ain’t that common…” 😭🤣

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

I’m out in Baltimore w/ @TouchedByCoco right now! 🙃 That last session was the highlight of my day. I may need to visit Bmore more often. 💦

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

Good Afternoon Gentlemen: Texting me “I need my dick sucked” is in fact NOT going to get your dick sucked. #ScoutsHonor

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

23 days

Shit… Kids slowing down business now! They need to go TF back to school so their fathers can come back outside. I was Daddy this entire time… Now all of a sudden it wants to be ‘Back To School’ time… 🙄

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

@285Racer @LustSierra Thank God. Feel free to follow suit. 🤗

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

14 days

This concludes my morning rant. Now, I’m gonna walk my fur baby because she loves kids and they love her back, so we gotta time when we get to each bus stop.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

@ThomasBland99 @LustSierra You replied to me. Good day.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

Oh and while I’m in a ‘tweeting’ mood… I’ll be in the Baltimore area Friday evening and I’ll be in King Of Prussia from 2-9pm Saturday. I’ll add it to my Tryst ad shortly.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

But no seriously… Should I dedicate a day or 2 just to Baltimore? Let me know!

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

Morning! Telling a SW that you don’t want to screen due to ‘discretion’ is funny to me, because we are literally paid to be discreet. 97% of the time, men have NOTHING to lose but the wife/gf they are cheating on. You have a higher chance of someone vanilla ruining your life.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

@SophieMargiela Yeah the men are getting upset because I don’t accept P411. I used to but as you said, men are tryna bypass actual screening. I’m like “No Baby, P411 just boosts ur credit score a little more.”

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

Anyone want me to come to King Of Prussia? My friend just moved out there. Might pay her a visit…

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

1 month

Like why aren’t grown ass people picking up after their dogs? But if I start taking video and sending it, I’m the bad guy. Someone stole an entire couch out the lobby! HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN? 😭🤣

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

15 days

Good Morning Ladies! These children should all officially be in school now! Back to dad spending money on us again! Praise Allah! 😭😭😩🙈

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

Good Morning! I’ll be making some minor changes to my site today to hopefully make booking with me an even SMOOTHER process! 🤗 In the meanwhile… 😘

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

Sidenote: My hair curly is just… 🥹🥰🤌🏾 I love it so much!

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

So everyone is retiring huh? I guess it’s my time to shine!

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

1 month

Men REALLY miss out on good providers by being cheap and not wanting to prebook. A small deposit almost guarantees a girl will come to your city. I had an ad up for 2 weeks for KOP and nobody prebooked…

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

Nobody: Me: “Hmmm… The potential clients really are on Twitter huh?”

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

23 days

Baby… Don’t ever part your lips and ask me about anything non-transactional. This is Delulu Land. It’s costs to be here.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

All the girlies getting them Amazon wishlists together! All I know is if my list gets handled, my truck is gonna be so sparkly, my head is gonna explode! I think I have all the bling accessories I need! 😭🙈

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

26 days

Just a heads up: Trying to book an appt in 1 hour but wanting to use a provider as a reference, from a provider that usually requires HOURS notice for her appts is crazy.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

5 days

You heauxs gotta stop offering bare services. Why do you feel comfortable? These men hardly spread their cheeks apart to wash their asses properly and don’t go to doctors regularly. Only BBB I acknowledge is the Better Business Bureau! 🗣️ I should report yall to them! 😩🙈

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

1 month

I need to go shopping soon… I’m low key swimming in my clothes.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

I’m positive this man’s jaw just dropped after I told him I was going to block him for trying me, with his government name. Don’t play with me. It’s literally my job to know who’s entering my residence. If you see my ads say I screen, why are you contacting me if you don’t? 🤔

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

Mood. 🫠

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

My phone is a dry as a Popeye’s biscuit…

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

1 month

Effective Immediately: There will be a $100 charge for clients wanting to be seen within 1 hour. Not being able to give someone at least an hour to get it together for you is kinda crazy… It’s girls that charge $200 for same day bookings and I can’t get 1 HOUR?!?

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

Not gonna hold you… I enjoy the act of fucking people. I wish I had a dick. Men… Women… Doesn’t matter. There’s just SOMETHING about watching it slide in and out. This is why I should tap into my domme side. 😭🙈

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

11 days

I wish Sunday would get here. I need/want to reset…

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

1 month

And let’s be clear… I DO NOT TOUR. If you see me post a city, it’s because u already had plans on being there. Plans that DO NOT include SW clients. But I also will not entertain anyone who just sits around waiting for me to show up. #CatchMeIfYouCan

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

@meetmaryalice Right! 😭😂 Been her! 🗣️🗣️😩🤣

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

IDK who bought all that stuff off my Amazon wishlist for my truck but God Bless You! You have no idea what a crap day I had yesterday. 🥹😩😭🥰

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

Also while I’m here… I’m looking for a new SD… It’s been a while and I think I’m ready. 🤣🙈

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

30 days

@UsaBarbieDoll @visitameliaa That privilege really makes women feel that everyone is pulling them numbers and I hate that for us ‘regular’ girls. Because you know good and well… 😭😭😭😩🙈

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

1 month

I have a VERY professional booking site that shows my availability from 1 hour to 60 days out. Whhhhyyy are you asking if I’m available? Oh… Because you don’t respect my time. Very simple. 🫠

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

It’s actually going to make me want to throw on my strap and have YOU suck mine. Now if you’re into that… Just book properly, like a normal person. 🙃

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

3 months

Just used my new, upgraded table today. My client was ever so comfy. One thing I’m going to do is make your massage experience TOP TIER! These hands are BLESSED! 🤲🏾

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

1 month

Good Morning! Don’t forget to not give a piss ‘bout nothin’ but the ‘Tide today! The ‘Tide can be anything you want it to be!

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

1 month

This rain… 😭 I swear the Lord makes sure I walk this dog before he opens the flood gates because the way we dodged this downpour… 🙈

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

16 days

Nobody: Me: 🎶Get The Gat! Get The Gat! Get The Gat! Get The Gat!🎶 🤣🤣🤣😭

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

@mercedes6ix Cash is King. I find they say this to avoid paying deposits. But I got an answer for that too. 🙃🤣

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

1 month

@thelenacartier Meanwhile I usually dread anything longer 😭🤣🙈

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

14 days

Men act right for who they really want and that’s how it’s been since the beginning of time. BLOCK ANYONE WHO’S NOT ACTING RIGHT.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

20 days

I just love when God speaks to me in the morning and says “Jacqui… Don’t cuss this one out. I sent him at 2:08am for a reason…” Now I’m up $700 on a day that I was gonna take an L.

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Jacqui Persaud, LMT 🤲🏾

@The_Nuru_Guru

2 months

Being called a ‘sexy chocolate girl’ while looking like a glazed donut during a nuru session >>>

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