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Co-host of Movie Goons with @troypspodcast . Dr. Yakub’s finest creation. Satire/funny/unhinged. Peep the highlights. #YakubIsMyDaddy

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Joined January 2024
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Boobs are just Tits in their natural state.
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@rinnystarr How many dudes were in the comments talmbout “I wish I was that wasp, I would’ve massaged your clit gently with my mandibles.” BRUH 😭💀
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@Cyael That’s a lot of words for “Eyo look at these titties.”
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@crulge My man askew as hell.
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@borbulor_ Knowing children watch this shit chills me to the bone.
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@slvppy “I may be a Rat but I’m no snitch, I’ll never talk!”
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@lporiginalg From ur acct
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@nise_yoshimi A complete and total metaphor for where this trilogy left the franchise as a whole.
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@MostControPod More like u/CornBeefAndDickUpMyAss
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@quantian1 How am I even supposed to know what fucking flavor this stuff is? Ugh. You can’t drink ideology.
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@growing_daniel But none depicting them together in public ;)
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@Reaver___ @buttholemuseum While Nas really cooked on this one, “Cock-in-fella” would’ve burned harder. Just sayin…
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@autogynefiles It’s like, “Why did he stop digging?”
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@Baileymoon15 You know what they say… DUDES ROCK.
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@UpToTASK When engagement is driven by an algorithm that values controversy before stability or nuanced conversation, hate is all we see.
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@alob_e Hear me out…mouse chips.
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@MaskTheMovie Big facts. From what I’ve gathered from his posts, this guy is a disbarred lawyer with a sec and drug addiction. He’s always talking about “the kitty” and how he’s basically The Joker. Shit is weird but very entertaining.
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@DerekPutin People started calling it a mound after a few thousand years. #Cope
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@HoodGuard @SouthSideGAClay If she’s not a womanizing, drunken lesbian with a hitachi peg leg it’ll be a missed opportunity.
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@DocStrangelove2 “Little did he know his problems…were only getting, started.”
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@StyledApe The real hot take is that both sides of this argument as well as the fucking game itself, intro and all, are reprehensibly cringe.
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@TheWapplehouse White Women clapping their hands and annunciating is the nonverbal equivalent of them using AAVE.
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@relscd @JUSTcatmeme That’s why I play on a PC now.
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@AlbanianGoku @KingOf94756 They’re the best people to chill with and they talk shit like nobody else. 10/10
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@john_e_bones @rinnystarr I live there, you just came to visit.
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@HunchoJt__ Bad day to be a bag of shrooms and a porno dvd.
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@Zvbear You know the fact that she thought that was a sexy photo burned her hard 😂
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@warm__hole Kongmaxxing, bro, get on it.
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@willsgardevoir I think Oda is trying to make a point about friendship and happiness overcoming oppression; hence the name, “Joy Boy” etc.
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@Pirat_Nation *Forgot GOG
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@Phreakdawg69 @queasy_f_bby @Kittycrotch97 Bruh you know we off that Bin Laden weed.
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@ChefSafs Cameltoe
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@CatholicXenu @Goodtweet_man Needs more airbrush effects and bling.
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@roadsoda69420 Shivered his Timbers.
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@weirddalle I busted immediately
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@UglyXKorean Average r/smalldickproblems redditor
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@TonySneedprano Battle Angel Alita lookin ahh
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@Southside_Gunn Coulda called it The Special Education of Sexyy Red
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@meghanapolis @dingosinmymind I am gay and my dick is small. #IYKYK
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@SKTheKingYT Nobody in the modern hip hop arena has a diss to compete with this since it came out imo. Legendary beef.
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@GeebMinister “Boy howdy do it stank good!”
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@JoshyBeSloshy My man looks like someone took a shit on his head in subzero temperatures.
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You hate to see a quirky, nubile woman become a crack dealer but hey, she IS from Florida.
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“Your son’s a crackhead!” “Well you fucked a pornstar!!” #America #FuckYeah #Election2024 #DebateNight
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@boredswiftpolls Shed my fleshsuit and notify my reptilian overlords that the invasion can commence.
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@Nugjokes Private property notice: Violaters will be violated
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@internwatts This is not who I picture making homemade stimulants.
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@boyymodal DeSantis: “I am gay, and my dick is small, and Adam Friedland is my lover.”
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@PanderShirts It’s a rejection of the oversexualized identity peddled by modern marketing and advertising.
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@escapefrommelos Indeed. I hope hogs are pests where they come from, at the very least.
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@KILLTOPARTY Aunt May? How about Aunt WOULD?
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@StyledApe Dudes rock
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@wk9xi Because being gay is punk rock in a society where marketing companies obsessively sexualize the very notion of gendered identity.
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@RichardHanania These people will do anything dissonant to feel “revolutionary”.
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@wiseconnector Mecha Hangar
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@DocStrangelove2 My man declared war on his toilet with this one.
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@yashar “I’ve been asleep the whole flight” is an understatement.
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@ennepedude @quantian1 “Eau de Revenant”
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@InvestedReality @Cyael “Vaginized” is a weird word for “objectifying”.
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@Slatzism Rachael Dolezal 2.0 ova here
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@TheBattlecock Nice SABOT design
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@JustinWhang Who gonna bust first?
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@Howlingmutant0 You love to see it, Bob.
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@mask_bastard I haven’t seen him in years. What’s his account?
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@ClownWorld_ This is what Terminal Consumerism looks like.
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@lethalrejection Imagine talking about someone else’s performative political beliefs as if they were your own.
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@pcgamer Ratslayer much?
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@greentexts_bot He’s not wrong.
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@nycguidovoice It’s called Seaside Heights in NJ and it is a paradise on fuggin earth!
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@YourOldDroog Big Jewish Naturals
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@D4hz4hn I always think of this as a prototype Jar Jar Binks scene.
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@emperorsheev @rinnystarr Thank you, Dark Lord; let no one say I am anything less than an empiricist.
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@ShitpostGate @Giantmancakes Who would’ve thought a bunch of Brian Griffins would be the harbingers of the apocalypse?
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@BobSege05458751 @Cyael I love titties but, c’mon, they’re just titties…
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@JPeter2927 I think Oda is trying to make a point about friendship and happiness overcoming oppression; hence the name, “Joy Boy” etc.
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@FalconryFinance What he “did” is what he wasn’t doing for 20+ years: taking care of himself and business.
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@AppalachiaAesth Like a modern, American Middle Earth from LOTR.
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@Howlingmutant0 MFW I realize “Post Nut Clarity” is actually normal empathy flooding back into my previously horny brain.
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@catfinches God gives his strongest warriors his toughest battles.
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@wolktress Mans balding pretty bad
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@SmokeyMcC This collab gonna change the lolcow game.
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@GMomurder Where can I read this?
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@locksneedshartn All I’m saying is I’d warm her globes anytime.
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@SueAshmore54567 Based Grandma is based.
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@kytalli Objectivists having sex be like:
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@dreamwastaten Y’all gonna act like you didn’t know on principle?
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@NobleNegroe This far eclipses her “Think about the restaurants” moment. I hope she loses her election.
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@Howlingmutant0 “Scaring The Hoes” personified
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