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Shifty 💫

@TheWeeklyShift

3 years

Tony hawk such a fire name bro was bound to do sum cool

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Shifty 💫

@TheWeeklyShift

3 years

My niece wanted to get some lunch but ain’t bring her own money LMFAO

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On February 14th I’m gonna spread as much hate and negativity as I possibly can

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Shifty 💫

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This was one scary ass episode for no reason

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airpods ain't enough, i need a car speaker in my ear

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3 years

Saying “shut up bitch” before skipping an add hits different

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i be doing stupid shit like eatin in the dark wit my phone flashlight on

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@TheWeeklyShift

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if you post yourself crying i hope things get much worse for you

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@TheWeeklyShift

2 years

@ayeejuju silly guys winnin all 2023

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@TheWeeklyShift

2 years

@ayeejuju bro while tweeting this

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3 years

who the hell be watchin this shit😭

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Shifty 💫

@TheWeeklyShift

2 years

imagine reading a breakup text from your Apple Watch

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Shifty 💫

@TheWeeklyShift

3 years

So i can buy a gun at 18 but not a puff bar i hear you LOUD and CLEAR america smoke niggas not nicotine 🙏

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Shifty 💫

@TheWeeklyShift

3 years

need a woman who cries & throws up the second i don't text her back

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If we break up you need to forget all the songs i put you on

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@slvppy that wall wasn’t playing no games

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2 years

i’ve never seen someone look so harmless in a sheisty

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1 year

@jotmanjotman @kirawontmiss thanks for explaining the joke

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Shifty 💫

@TheWeeklyShift

3 years

Finna go to Walmart and knock allata Valentine’s Day shit down

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Ima be a teacher just so i can hate on kids tryna be rappers and get a free shoutout one day

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2 years

idgaf how drunk you are don't turn on some instrumental and start freestylin

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2 years

how tf can you be vegan bro like imagine going home high asf and eatin a fuckin carrot

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@TheWeeklyShift

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if she got one of these jus leave the room dawg

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They really dont make phone games how they used to anymore

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@sneerid

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@ayeejuju cant believe all my followers just scroll past my tweets without liking them, thought we were supposed to be a team💔

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2 years

pussy so good it got me speaking different languages لا أنا أمزح فقط ، لست متأكدًا من سبب شعوري بهذه الطريقة ولكنني أشعر بالتأكيد بالفراغ الشديد. ليس سيئا ، أعتقد أنه بخير ، ربما أستحق هذا الألم. أنا بخير بشكل عام لكنني أكره أين أنا

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Shifty 💫

@TheWeeklyShift

1 year

@upblissed PLEASE STOP TWEETING PLEASE

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Its still wild to me that Chicago is in Illinois. What the fuсk is Illinois

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2 years

Wyd if yo family take ur phone and go through your camera roll

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3 years

POV: it’s 2012 and you just got home from school

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@slvppy Whoever was making those WWE scripts was definitely on some hard ass drugs

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@ayeejuju wtf is a drivers licence just trust me

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@upblissed

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@upblissed you lost stop tweeting lil man

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“i haven’t started either" is the most comforting words for a student

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i’ve never seen a cat do some WWE shit to a fuckin pitbull LMFAOOOO

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@ayeejuju If I see them together i might have to step in🤷🏽‍♂️

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@TheWeeklyShift

2 years

ain’t no way there’s billions of people and nobody got superpowers

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3 years

we all got that mutual that gets ZERO bitches like absolutely NONE

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3 years

“Y’all talk?” Yeah bro I talk, n she ignores me.

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Shifty 💫

@TheWeeklyShift

2 years

condom sex mad boring, just give me STDs

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2 years

@RedLightning420 I would never trust dream with my future children under any circumstances

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@TheWeeklyShift

2 years

y’all ever open a message and be like “how the fuck do i even respond to this”

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@TheWeeklyShift

3 years

idgaf if it's called “homework” if i don't finish it in class I ain’t doin it

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@TheWeeklyShift

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@ihyjuju Slow feet don’t eat💯

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@TheWeeklyShift

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if snapchat say im subscribed to you ima have to block yo ass. I ain’t ur fan

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Shifty 💫

@TheWeeklyShift

2 years

tomorrow is monday again??? i can’t keep living like this

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Shifty 💫

@TheWeeklyShift

2 years

@slvppy the bald middle aged dudes under saying freaky shit be worse

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3 years

All the algebra I did in school and I still can't understand Y my X did that 2 me

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1 year

they all have dicks btw

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3 years

If you cheat on me you only hurtin yo grandma… cus me and my homies jumpin her ass

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Shifty 💫

@TheWeeklyShift

3 years

Her dad didn’t stay in her life so why should I?

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Shifty 💫

@TheWeeklyShift

2 years

@slvppy if she going to a halloweeen party this weekend jus focus on yo self bro

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girls get on twitter for 5 minutes just to retweet everything they see and leave

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@TheWeeklyShift

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Uber eats keep sending notifications like “you forgot to order” nah nigga I saw the price and came to my senses

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@ayeejuju 💔💔💔

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@TheWeeklyShift

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Luffy woulda knocked his ass out for that

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@ihyjuju I’d eat some pussy for weed rn

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@Sadcrib Getting older than 12 was my biggest mistake

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@upblissed HER BOYFRIEND FINALLY DIED

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Yeah I see you scrolling sexy ass nigga, have a wonderful night beautiful😏

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I’ve neva heard a story of a hamster dying peacefully its always some wild shit

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@youngboymylord @Sadcrib File a job application

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@TheWeeklyShift

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@ayeejuju imagine mfs taking notes in cursive and the whole class on the second page of notes and all you got is this

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@TheWeeklyShift

2 years

"| squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery

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god i am not one of your strongest soldiers. deadass stop i aint never do nothin to you bro

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@TheWeeklyShift

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cheating on me is easy but fighting for your life in the ICU ain’t

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@TheWeeklyShift

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Idk if these Taco Bell wings are deer ankle or horse dick

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These weekends be feelin 15 mins long

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Y’all ever watch ratatouille and think "how can a rat control someone like that" then u remember ur ex and go "oh"

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every time i see someone use a reaction gif i immediately know they are older than 30

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if you got a crush on me dm me cuz ima kms very soon💯💯💯

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@TheWeeklyShift

3 years

Raise y’all daughters not to hit boys cause my son sending hoes to da moon

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2 years

haven't seen "men aint shit" post in a minute, yall must want sum for christmas

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jus finished a math test. i deserve head man shit was hard asf

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somewhere out there is a nigga who still use an iPhone 4

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@tunesintern

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Hoes be like "i need a man not a kid" then end up with a kid and no man.

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@TheeHornyyPoPo This what is really insane

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another night in the crib staring at the ceiling

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@kiracantmizz “happy for you bro”

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Jus checked my ex page n she still suffering, god is good🙏

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@ayeejuju “you changed” bro i was 15

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Idk why McDonald’s calls their sprite a soft drink, that shit some hard liquor

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Hear me out

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@ayeejuju in my 11 bedroom mansion countin my money idk bout yall

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@ayeejuju Nah king she lost you

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@TheWeeklyShift

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woke up wit 0 hoes again.

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@ayeejuju girls rizz is posting an instagram story and hoping you see it

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@ayeejuju forget nudes, send me voice messages of u talking about your day

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@ayeejuju She shoulda warned me bout the 5’3 Latina with anger issues

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😭😭

Corn ✧⍣

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FIGHT DAY LETSS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

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