Episode 138 of
@TheTrawlPodcast
hereby now known for eternity, as the best episode EVER, as we got TWO shout outs from the AWESOME
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
Day made, we’re chuffed to bits, love you guys 🙏💖
Happy Birthday to one of the loveliest, most brilliant people we know, the legend that is
@MarinaPurkiss
💖🌟💖
We hope your day is as awesome as you are 🥳🎂🎁🥂 xxx
On this
#InternationalWomensDay
we’d like to take a moment to celebrate these two absolute LEGENDS 🌟🌟 Thank you to
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
for getting together and giving us the most Perfect Podcast in The Trawl, we absolutely love it and you 💖
If you’re angry at Angela Rayner for selling her council house…
But not angry at where this non-story came from
i.e. from the billionaire Tory peer who got out of paying UK taxes by being a non-dom while sat in our House of Lords
…then you’re part of the problem.
I think we’ve only had to block 1 account on here since we started in Feb. However, I’m fcking sick to death of all the accounts posting misogynistic, vile comments towards
@MarinaPurkiss
&
@jemmaforte
just because people don’t agree with them. Going forward, it’s BLOCKING time!!
Who’s looking forward to a new
@TheTrawlPodcast
next week then?!! We cannot wait to hear what our absolute FAVOURITE, fantabulous hosts,
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
have got in store for us. All we do know, is that it’s going to be FLIPPING AWESOME 🌟🔥💥
This is the absolute perfect summation of the whole Gary Lineker tweet debacle by the bloody amazing
@jemmaforte
on
@TheTrawlPodcast
episode 43.. 👌👌👏👏🥰🥰
Just to lighten the mood, if possible- we’ve just reached ONE THOUSAND followers 🥳🥳 🎉🎉
When we first made this account, we were ecstatic that
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
followed us and thought that would probably be it!! So thank you to you all and cheers 🍻🍻
Hey 👋 Not sure if we’re gonna post much on here for a while. We’ve got over 2k followers and yet our likes barely get in to double figures, sometimes it feels like we’re just pissing in the wind. We get more interaction on Threads where we’ve only got 900 odd followers. R&C x
If you’re pro democracy…
Then you should want people who are settled in the UK, who live and work and pay taxes here, to be able to have a say in our elections
Just as you would want 16/17-year-olds to
…no matter who they might vote for.
We wish a very Happy Birthday to the hilariously funny, fierce & fabulous
@jemmaforte
🥳🎉🎁 🎂 Have a brilliant day, lovely Jems 🥂 For your present (& Marina’s belated), we’ve just renewed our L&L Patreon membership for another whole YEAR!! 💖 Xx
Congratulations to the wonderful
@MarinaPurkiss
&
@jemmaforte
on the
⭐️⭐️50th⭐️⭐️
episode of
@TheTrawlPodcast
🥳🤩😎
Turn your Good Friday in to a Great Friday and Listen now. Leave a review. Tell everyone you know.
It’s what Jesus would’ve wanted…
NEW 🚨 THE TRAWL MEETS…
@mrjamesob
And what a joy it was. We asked which PM broke Britain the most?
And recalled an historic time for radio
Listen now on
@GlobalPlayer
or wherever you get your pods.
Link below 👇
Just want to say a massive thank you to our superstar, queens of the podcast,
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
for an absolutely fantastic year of The Trawl, Trawl Meets & Trawl Goss. We’re so proud to support you as Lords & please know, we adore & appreciate you 🌟💖
NEW 🚨
@TheTrawlPodcast
MERRY TRAWLMAS 🎄🎄🎄
Festive Trawl - coupled with our Christmas party. And you’re all invited !)
Link below 👇
And listen out for the mini pudding after the pudding. A Christmas message from me and
@MarinaPurkiss
🎄🎅🏼
Woo hoo, look at our girls go!!
“It often feels fresher than more established political satire podcasts.”
Well done lovely
@MarinaPurkiss
&
@jemmaforte
👏👏
Delighted to wake up to this!
The Times features
@TheTrawlPodcast
in ‘The best podcasts for your holiday’ ☀️
“It is here where this podcast excels: with the best jokes, put-downs, memes and satirical JD Vance songs”
Carol Vorderman, one of the country’s most popular and respected presenters, is officially joining LBC.
Her new programme will run on Sundays from 4-7pm. Welcome
@carolvorders
!
Heads up!! Episode 55 of
@TheTrawlPodcast
is out. Hosted by the gorgeous and hilarious
@jemmaforte
and
@MarinaPurkiss
. It’s a goodie and so is Jemma’s impression of a Royal Commentator 🤣🤣
We just want to wish all our followers a Happy Friday and thanks for all your interactions on here!
Special thanks to our amazing, gorgeous, inspiring, superstars
@jemmaforte
⭐️ &
@MarinaPurkiss
⭐️ for being so lovely to us & enduring us on Instagram as well!! Cheers 🥂💖
We were really looking forward to seeing the always fabulous
@jemmaforte
on this particular part of this morning’s
@StormHuntley
show - she did NOT disappoint 🙌 🔥 🔥 🔥
Do you ever feel like you’re living in a parallel universe? Where the government seems to be in a completely different reality than the rest of us?
@jemmaforte
certainly does
⚠️🔥🔥🔥FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥🔥🔥⚠️
So glad I wasn’t at work this morning so I could watch todays JV.
@jemmaforte
skewered Jenkyns from start to finish, it was a ruddy masterclass 🙌🙌🙌
Well who would have thought that this young lady would grow up to be this absolute superstar?!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Happy 50th Birthday to the incomparable
@jemmaforte
🥰🎉🎂
Brilliant & beautiful, with the most amazing sense of humour. We hope your day is as awesome as you are 💖 xx
Damn you
@MarinaPurkiss
, wearing glasses so you can see, and a cardigan so you don’t get cold. Why do you have to be so selfish? For the love of god won’t you think of the poor men like Dan next time? 🤣🤣🤣
Constantly touching the glasses she doesn't need, cardigan strategically slipped off one shoulder. Is she looking to get on Only Fans ?
#PoundshopNigella
YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
It’s here 🥳🥳🥳 The first
@TheTrawlPodcast
of 2024 🌟🌟🌟 Join the hostesses with the mostess,
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
for an absolute cracker of an episode! Girls, we’ve missed you 💖
Yay Jess 🥳 If you’re not familiar with Jess Phillips & some of the amazing work she has done, now would be a great time to listen to
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
’ excellent interview with her. You’ll find it under The Trawl Meets wherever you get your podcasts 🌟🌟🌟
It’s finally Friiiiiiday 🥳🥳
Why don’t you treat yourself and listen to the phenomenal
@TheTrawlPodcast
. With the best hosts in the whole world (voted no.1 by us 🏆), the awesome
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
🌟🌟
Enjoy and have a great weekend!!
Well it’s hotter than the Sahara Desert where we are 🥵 If you’re enduring the heat too, grab a cool beverage and chill out with the scorching hot
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
and episode 161 of the blisteringly good
@TheTrawlPodcast
🌟🌟🌟
Jemma Forte asks "where were the right wing press when the taxpayer spent £34,000 on Michelle Donelan's libel case, where were you when Johnson spent £7500 on alcohol or the £65m profit that Michelle Mone made... have some balance."
#TrevorPhillips
#bbclaurak
Call me old fashioned but I’m not sure betting against the pound is very ‘patriotic’.
Is there a place for disaster capitalism in politics? I don’t think so.
Huge thanks to our wonderful podcast Queens,
@MarinaPurkiss
&
@jemmaforte
for giving us two awesome episodes of
@TheTrawlPodcast
whilst incredibly busy with work and family. We salute you 🫡 💖
Here’s episode 71 🤩😎
Just want to wish our lovely
@MarinaPurkiss
&
@jemmaforte
best of luck with their 1st ever live Trawl on Sat
@BylineFest
Looks like it’s going to be a fab wknd with tons of great guests & some brilliant events. Have a fantastic time ladies & please tell us all about it after! 💖
This is without a doubt the best The Trawl Meets yet 🌟🔥 Three fantastic, forthright, funny & feisty women together - what more could you ask for?! Top this one
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
😂💖
NEW 🚨 The Trawl Meets……
The unofficial leader of the opposition Carol Vorderman! 💥
Join me,
@MarinaPurkiss
and
@carolvorders
. There’s politics, corruption and ‘that’ bums and boobs clip.
A wonderful chat with a wonderful woman.
Link below 👇
You want people in work?
Here’s an idea…
Make work pay
Rebuild the social contract that has been broken
And stop with the punitive measures and vilifying, which helps literally no one.
If you’ve got a sore head this morning, grab a coffee & 2 paracetamol & sit back & enjoy this excellent Trawl Meets.
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
have a fascinating chat with Labour MP
@jessphillips
in what quickly became our absolute favourite in the whole series so far 🌟🌟🌟
Farage exposed? Please, god, no!!!
From the two hardest working women in the podcast world, please join our fabulous
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
for episode 160 of the always amazing
@TheTrawlPodcast
🌟🌟🌟
David Cameron now swanning about on a £42m private jet like he’s a bloody Kardashian…
And we’re paying for it.
No matter what side of the political spectrum you’re on, this should make your blood boil.
STOP what you’re doing 🤚🤚
The Edina and Patsy of podcasts have a new episode of
@TheTrawlPodcast
for you to delight you ears with!!
@jemmaforte
and
@MarinaPurkiss
present to you episode 66.
Happy Friday 🤩😎🥳
When you tryna thank
@MarinaPurkiss
&
@jemmaforte
for being super cool, but they SO super cool, they out living their best lives rather than looking at your tweet on Twitter. 🤷🏼♂️🥴🤣
We just want to wish all our followers a Happy Friday and thanks for all your interactions on here!
Special thanks to our amazing, gorgeous, inspiring, superstars
@jemmaforte
⭐️ &
@MarinaPurkiss
⭐️ for being so lovely to us & enduring us on Instagram as well!! Cheers 🥂💖
I’ve decided…
Gonna give a whole hour of my
@LBC
show tomorrow to discussing THAT Gregg Wallace article
Has to be done
…there will of course be politics chat too
4-7am tomorrow & (for most of you non-mega-early birds ) on catch-up too :)
Not a bad morning line-up.
When their retirement age was raised by two years, the French took to the streets.
Here it’s going to rise to 71. Strongly worded email anyone?
An excerpt from Ep 126 of
@TheTrawlPodcast
with
@MarinaPurkiss
"It is doubly important for us to show that we are prepared to act when one of our own, however senor, is found wanting."
@Theresa_May
urges other Tory MPs to join her in voting in favour of the partygate report.
Live:
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602 and YouTube
The one we’ve all been patiently waiting for is finally here!!! The first
@TheTrawlPodcast
under a Labour Government has dropped and you just know
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
will have made it a smasher 💥🔥 Listen now 🌟🌟🌟
Two Trawls in two days 🙌🙌
Our awesome hosts
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
have been working hard to bring us the news while it’s fresh, so we say “thank you” for episode 143 of the best podcast out there 💖
Hate Mondays? Well now you can make your Monday feel like a Friday… It’s only episode 80 of the stupendous
@TheTrawlPodcast
⭐️⭐️⭐️
Thank you wonderful
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
for working so hard to make time for us fans, we love ya 💖
Here we go everyone! Please join the delectable duo,
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
for what could well be the last Trawl episode under a Conservative government 🌟🌟🌟
Altogether now “F**k the Tories!!!”
Well, our favourite podcasters, the totally awesome,
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
have decided to spoil us rotten with a MASSIVE Trawl to start the week 🌟🌟🌟 Would you look at the size of that!!! 👀
WOW, would you look at this 🤩
Time sure does fly when you’re having fun!! Congrats to the beautiful minds behind the best podcast in the world,
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
🥳🥳