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@TheSmartGump

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Forrest Gump is my intellectual hero. Gump is a genius and he doesn't know it. My mama says life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you gonna git.

GREENBOW, ALABAMA!
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@acnewsitics According to MAGA, the children's race is Indian. And based on their logic, because of the mother, Obama is now a white man.
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@Jim_Jordan @JudiciaryGOP I paid off my loans in the last 10 years and I still want their school loans waived. Students are the future of the country. What you should be screaming and getting upset about is, why are we giving away our hard earn money to corporations and the wealthy?
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@RepMTG Trump remembered names? Are you absolutely sure about that?
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@mattgaetz Now is a good time to remind everyone that Matt Gaetz was the only 'no' vote in the entire Congress against legislation that targeted human trafficking
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@AfricanArchives The more I learn about black history, the more I become sick to my stomach when conservatives and MAGA try to deny it or whitewash the history.
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@RepMTG @ThisIsKyleR Kyle killed people by crossing state borders when he didn't have to. That makes him a murderer.
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@RepMTG Marge, I thought you are a Christian?
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@RepMTG Why do you want that Marge?
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Trump actually said this about Jeff Epstein...
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@mattgaetz Now is a good time to remind everyone that Matt Gaetz was the only 'no' vote in the entire Congress against legislation that targeted human trafficking
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@AmoneyResists @laurenboebert Did Bobo win for real?
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@laurenboebert George Carlin says it best. And you are the product of it
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@RepMTG IMPEACH MARGE!
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@wanderwithfour And rapists gets to choose the mother
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@Lochmire @TheGoodLiars Him: "Crowd is YUGE! Bigger than the last guy!" FoxNews: "He said yuge crowd" Him: "See, FoxNews said it too!" Supporters: "I bElIeVe HiM!"
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@laurenboebert They did, you voted no then blamed them for "not working with you"
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@RepMTG Didn't you lied about your involvement in J6?
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@laurenboebert It took you that long to learn that?
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@laurenboebert Yep, we don't really mind. If Hunter really break laws, throw him straight the fuck into prison. Now, about Trump?
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@laurenboebert George Carlin says it best. And you are the product of it
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@mattgaetz Now is a good time to remind everyone that Matt Gaetz was the only 'no' vote in the entire Congress against legislation that targeted human trafficking
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@RepMTG 2/ Marge said the police was quiet in their approach to the house and that she was "sound asleep" And yet she heard them coming? She approached the door before the police knocked/rang her door Almost as if she was expecting them
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@laurenboebert This is the tweet. That's it.
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@Jim_Jordan @JudiciaryGOP Remember when Trump passed a $1.9 trillions tax cut that only benefits corporations and rich donors? *AND* Put us $7 trillions into debt; inflicting rampant inflation on the US? *THEN* Blamed Biden for Trump’s doing? *GOOD TIMES* ...
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@laurenboebert Even Trump's own attorney general said Trump lied...
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@SenJoniErnst @SenateGOP So it's been seized? HEY @POTUS @CBP , Joni says you are doing the job you're supposed to do. Great work!
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@mattgaetz @KariLake Now is a good time to remind everyone that Matt Gaetz was the only 'no' vote in the entire Congress against legislation that targeted human trafficking
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@RepMattGaetz @Liz_Cheney Now is a good time to remind everyone that Matt Gaetz was the only 'no' vote in the entire Congress against legislation that targeted human trafficking
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@NoLieWithBTC Please tell me there's a federal law that says it's a crime to lie about being a FBI agent.
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@RepMTG 1/ Whats strange is... Security cameras always comes with a recorder and are always "ON", you know...for security purposes. Why didn't Marge release recordings for the first two "swat"? She could easily release those. Why does she have recordings ONLY for last night?
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@laurenboebert Does it matter if you're going to vote against it anyway?
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@DineshDSouza The article mention Obama only once in the whole article. Once in the title and nowhere else. The whole article timeline is in 2020. Obama presidency ended in 2017. The title is dishonest designed to mislead and create faux outrage.
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@laurenboebert Can we begin to discuss that whole barging in naked teen girls room? Trump actually bragged about walking into room full of naked young teenage girls
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@laurenboebert No, it's 35 people that got served subpoenas. If it was FBI executing search warrants, it would have been all over the news and would have spread like wildfire on Twitter. Except this is one guy "breaking the news" on Kirk's that no one cares about.
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@RepMTG Marge's BREAKING NEWS.....
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@RepMTG So which is it Marge?
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@acnewsitics Republican: "Democrat is the real racist." Democrat: "great, then we agree. Let's tear down confederate statutes" Republican: "No wait...."
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@laurenboebert It'S nOt AbOuT pOliTiCs. iT's AbOuT dOiNg WhAt's RiGhT.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Rules for thee but not for me...
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@DineshDSouza Didn't Trump said those were planted a week ago or so? Making this a self-owned?
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@RepMTG Marge, Why were you happy and smiling on J6?
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@RepMTG MTG lies all the time, so this is probably a lie too...
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@RepMTG Marge fabricated the "swatting" to get attention because she know she did absolutely nothing for her state She cant because she's not on any congressional committees. She needed to make herself relevant for midterm election. Marge's BREAKING NEWS.....
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@RepMTG So you want all of the clubbers to have guns? Sounds like recipe for disaster especially when alcohol are involved.
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@RepMTG Marge, didn't you profess to be a Christian? Then trust God, it's all according to his plan
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@GOPChairwoman A recovery? Nope, Biden inherited an economy Trump destroyed.
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@laurenboebert Bobo, why do you keep disappointing me?
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@AfricanArchives And those people are still alive. They are grandparents now.
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@RepMTG Just wait until tomorrow.
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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Bush-appointed former CIA Director said the Republicans are a violent extremists ideological party .
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