MALVINHO @TheReal_Malv Twitter profile

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MALVINHO

@TheReal_Malv

6 years

Lollllllll come and see amateur 419. How you gonna finesse the finnesser?

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MALVINHO

@TheReal_Malv

11 months

You London gyal ain’t checkin for man in Peugeot 207, this story ain’t for you.

🧚🏽♑️ Bread Back Rey♑️🧚🏽

@TeeBabyRey

11 months

Me when I’m in love x

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MALVINHO

@TheReal_Malv

11 months

Ma’am your breast are tucked into your shorts. All the best x

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@TheReal_Malv

6 years

I’m good luv, enjoy. 😅

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@TheReal_Malv

5 years

This what I thought @kreptplaydirty said when he said suck your mum in espanyol 😂

Thulz

@thulzonline

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa

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MALVINHO

@TheReal_Malv

9 years

See when they apply that pressure, got to know how to successfully finesse your way out of tight situations 👌🏼

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@TheReal_Malv

9 years

So the same girl who put a brick through my window & tried to nank me sent me this msg yday 😂😂😂 the audacity http://t.co/1vqeqMDFJ8

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Mood:

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

James Rodriguez ballin out meanwhile Isco is selling tapas on the streets of Madrid 🙆🏽‍♂️

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@TheReal_Malv

11 months

I can’t believe sisqo with long breast came for me. Mindgames.

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@TheReal_Malv

6 years

G grabbing Jack for a kiss like her life depended on it #loveisland

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Girls my age - smashed all my mates Girls older - want kids in 2 weeks or me to adopt one of theirs. Girls younger - dog filters See life

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@TheReal_Malv

6 years

Now you work for me, bitch.

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@TheReal_Malv

6 years

😂😂😂 My DM'n days are done out here. I'm dead

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

@AlexAlphonso_ "Question.. When gang pull up are gonna back your bredrin?" 😳😂

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

Lil Baby is the truth. Cemented.

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@TheReal_Malv

6 years

Visual representation of “I wanna keep him on his toes” #LoveIsIand

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@TheReal_Malv

6 years

This is Stormzy's sister when she sees Maya Jama

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@TheReal_Malv

2 years

Ebiowei & Plange. Eze & Olise. Palace are certy for next couple of years 🥶

TheSecretScout

@TheSecretScout_

2 years

#CPFC fans you’ve got some player 💥

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MALVINHO

@TheReal_Malv

4 years

When girls worry about what their baby is good look like 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 having a healthy baby should be the only concern

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Heard east London is flooded. God is finally washing all the filth & sinful away 🙌🏼

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Gonna go studio & write a letter to my mum cah she been making me feel a type a way. P.s it's a diss track

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@TheReal_Malv

11 months

@SafiraOcean 🤣 tell me ONE man you dated with a small humble hatchback .. I’ll wait 😭

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@TheReal_Malv

5 years

Kmt instead of you to just buy the wraith. Brokeys

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Dating my ex

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Imagine coming home to your Chinese bride & she like konichiwa, your special chow mein is on the table 😍 goals

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

If Gerrard tried this with his left peg he would’ve broke his metatarsal

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@TheReal_Malv

7 months

Your gyal publicly embarrassed you. Sister posted it on twitter. Work the next day. & your mum is calling. His head is on PLUTO 🪐

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@TheReal_Malv

6 years

Can’t lie, it’s the same box

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@TheReal_Malv

7 years

Dm'd a girl asking what country she from & she said this

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Females my age, they're actively thottin across the world now, Croatia, Ibiza, Dubai & coming home to look you in the eye like nutn happened

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@TheReal_Malv

3 years

@SpursyLukaV3_ Only a virgin could tweet this 🤦‍♂️

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

"Bitches get cheated on everyday b. You be aiight, you tough right?" #hurtbae

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@TheReal_Malv

2 years

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

2 years

Why is Messi letting Martinez mock & humiliate Mbappe like this? They’re teammates at PSG, just so weird & graceless.

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@TheReal_Malv

7 years

Who's a bellend?! 😂 #LoveIsland

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@TheReal_Malv

7 years

Marcel is in a sunken place, Gabby ain't the one. #FreeMarcel #loveisland

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@TheReal_Malv

6 years

What If.. I mean what if, she’s just not attractive to anyone on the island?

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@TheReal_Malv

5 years

Dem Arsenal man brought him in aHonda Civic #Brokies

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

If vegan food is so good while y’all keep tryna make meat versions!

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@TheReal_Malv

7 years

WAIT WAS CAMILA PIPING!?! 😵😳 AND MARCEL HASN'T?! #LoveIsland

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@TheReal_Malv

7 years

You lot will call Terroll Jobless when he built a gym in BRIXTON to keep yutes off the roads.. It's obvious who the real jobless people are

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MALVINHO

@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Crop a picture of a man at his daughters graveside to make him look evil that's sickening

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Dreams of marrying a chinese girl. Free Chinese every night

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@TheReal_Malv

6 years

But listen I got an iPhone 6s Plus for sale CHEAP, shout me if you're interested

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

I couldn’t not watch this to the end 🤣

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@TheReal_Malv

1 year

Who said he wants to be found 😭

Denekaaa

@D3n3kaa

1 year

So my mate is convinced she found the love of her life on the way to @rec_ess dreamland , can the driver of a white 1series with the personalised plate stand up x

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

If you know, you know

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@TheReal_Malv

9 years

@RoundDumplin stabbed & sh.. You know what just block me back 😭😂

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

N E WAAAAYYYY

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MALVINHO

@TheReal_Malv

1 year

Done one stupid brazy turn in this game & I knew he’d be the best we’d ever see in this league.

CFCDigest

@CFCDigest

1 year

🚨🎥 | A 21 year old Eden Hazard deciding a game in the *checks watch* first five minutes of his debut game in the 'toughest league in the world'!

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MALVINHO

@TheReal_Malv

8 years

( @ Tw1tter Picasso ) is the funniest account 😂 I'm not gonna @ it properly in case it does me dirty

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@TheReal_Malv

7 years

Craig at home watching Camila getting PAMMED like #LoveIsland 😂😂

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@TheReal_Malv

11 months

Your pussy just plastered on the TL and you’re talmbout matching engines 😭😭😭 Stop the foolishness, respectfully.

The Sulphurex Show 💖🏳️‍🌈

@sulphurex

11 months

Damn right. His engine better be matching or more than mine, or I'll have to switch to sports plus and dust 😘

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MALVINHO

@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Girls younger than me will twist their neck 3 times when they see Naira Marley or sutn lol can't deal with that

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@TheReal_Malv

9 years

Miss my other lil blood. 😭😂❤️ daz ma boy

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

See Julian Draxler he's cold cause he's got the Tek of a left footer but he's right footed. Real football people will know what I mean

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@TheReal_Malv

1 year

Poch turning Broja into prime Harry Kane 🤲🏽

Pys

@CFCPys

1 year

Pochettino has told Chelsea to focus on homegrown talent before summer rebuild. ( @TomRoddy_ @Lawton_Times )

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

Imagine you’re robbing a bank, she lets you shoot her, clart it in the vault and leaves her ex for you. This woman is from east London 😍😍

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@TheReal_Malv

9 years

Why does everyone always say their teacher said they wouldn't make it? No they didn't bruv, your teacher encouraged you but you was a cunt 😂

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@TheReal_Malv

7 years

The worst thing is, everyone is talking to Chris like he's in the wrong #LoveIsland

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@TheReal_Malv

6 years

Gabby hit 50 bodies & you thought Marcel was gonna be faithful.. Lol 💉💉💉

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

😩😫😩😫🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🤲🏽🤲🏽🤲🏽🤲🏽I live for this kind of shithousery

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Too much respect #legend

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

These older women want STK every week cause their ex never took them out the house. Madame I'm sorry

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

Lemme go stream your EP 😘

BIG BANKS

@MsBanks

4 years

I know u f*ckin lyin, imma Chelsea fan 😂

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MALVINHO

@TheReal_Malv

2 years

She literally said she wouldn’t expand on the tweet.. then proceeded to expand on the tweet 💀 Wimmen.

martha

@mxmsworld

2 years

Unpopular opinion which I do not care to expand on and the tweet will be muted. Having sex with men is inherently poor pussy management.

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MALVINHO

@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Lolll Oloni leading you girls into the pits of hell

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Slapped her wig into a new hairstyle 😭

Julian “CityBoy” Sizzle 🇪🇹 🇳🇬

@whoissizzle

8 years

ladies, what else would you expect? Lol keep your hands to yourself, please 😂

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@TheReal_Malv

9 years

I like a girl who takes care of her appearance but isn't all about her appearance. Gotta have substance

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

u know them girls on snapchat that bang this filter 😂 naff off!

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

Son Heung-min Man Utd 1 - Spurs 4 37’ mins Old Trafford

Area Boyz

@NSG

4 years

The twist and pulse guy now as well 😂🔥

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

This is the kind of woman I want to baecation with

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@TheReal_Malv

7 years

No game. No sauce. No nothing! This Nathan guy is a mess #LoveIsland

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@TheReal_Malv

7 years

Can you imagine the embarrassment both families are facing with this Terroll & Nikita thing

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Kehlani is just a perfect example of how most girls are unstable. Need to stay away from them & let them work on themselves

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@TheReal_Malv

7 years

Reebok needs to sue. Wow.

adidas BOOST 🇬🇧

@adidasBOOSTUK

7 years

Kim Kardashian showing off the upcoming adidas Yeezy Powerhouse 👀 #AUKR @KimKardashian

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@TheReal_Malv

7 years

Marcel has got darker EVERYTIME the camera has cut back to him 😂😂 my brudda I'm rooting for you #loveisland

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@TheReal_Malv

9 years

🌴☀️ summertime pending..

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

@LickshotLippy He definitely tried to cross this one too 🥶

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@TheReal_Malv

3 years

Everytime I see this video there’s an extra part added 🤣

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

Zum Zum Zum zoom Zum 😭

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@TheReal_Malv

3 years

It’s like your gyal saying she misses her ex these times you just bought a new house for her. Cmonnnn dawg

TheSecretScout

@TheSecretScout_

3 years

We are in a time where players can’t share their feelings and be honest Just stick to basic PR videos and tweets.

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@TheReal_Malv

7 years

That's my uncle. He's everyone's uncle tbf. Uncle @papilokanu

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@Arsenal

7 years

🗓️ April 24, 1999: Just unforgettable from @papilokanu

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

What's a young, gentleman like me supposed to do?

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

Racists think looting is a bigger crime than Murdering an innocent black man

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Quick reminder of what a piece of heaven looks like

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

Man came to snitch & didn’t even tell us the best bit. Get out of ere bozo

Pluto Selassie 🦁

@PlutoMikes

4 years

4. There is a hack to getting a wrap, kids meal, and a quarter chicken for under a tenner, but I can't even disclose that 🙃

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@TheReal_Malv

9 years

You ever been smashing a ting and been like mmm she smells good I'm gonna buy this perfume for my girl

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@TheReal_Malv

7 years

SPENDING £90m ON FOOTBALLERS WHILE PEOPLE BURN TO DEATH IN PLASTIC TOWER BLOCKS. THIS WORLD IS A MESS!

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@TheReal_Malv

2 years

Big Brother? Tell my hitta science run it back

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@TheReal_Malv

5 years

Amy, curtis didn’t cheat. He .. half-cheated #loveisland

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@TheReal_Malv

5 years

This the Man Lucie waiting for. Newsflash he’s never coming. Get her out #loveisland

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@TheReal_Malv

9 years

Miss my lil blood & it only been a week 😭

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

I don't get people who hold an English passport that don't route for England in anything? Why you hate your country so much

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

So I just got this text. Just here minding my business and i'm made a victim. See the evil thots I come across 🙄😪

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@TheReal_Malv

8 years

Surely I can't be the only one who thinks this looks like Hood Countdown? #GimmeAVowel

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@TheReal_Malv

4 years

Big game this weekend boys. EDL away. I’m playing upfront/Left wing 🤣🤣

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@TheReal_Malv

9 years

Yes we will

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