Roy Kent @TheRealRoyKent Twitter profile

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Roy Kent

@TheRealRoyKent

3 years

Privilege privilege privilege #TedLasso

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2 years

I’ve been greeted this morning with news that attendance for the second leg of the CONCACAF Champions League Final was nearly fucking 69,000. In fucking Seattle. In fucking America. Fuuuucck. Guess they may know football after all. Congratulations to @SoundersFC . Fucking hell.

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2 years

Fffuuunnnnn… oh fucking hell, just like the other fucks said, we’re back Spring 2023.

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3 years

This is fucking brilliant.

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@Khallion

3 years

#bossassbitches #tedlasso

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3 years

Don’t tag me in your fucking stupid scheme shit or I will block you. I still use paper aeroplane tickets and read paperback books. I am not buying, endorsing, or sharing your fucking crypto-token art currency fucking shit. Fuck.

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1 year

Still fucking pondering all that’s transpired. Famished. May go for a doner kebab; could murder a curry. Thoughts?

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2 years

Fucking leave it out. That shit has no place in the game.

Premier League

@premierleague

2 years

The homophobic chanting heard at the Wolverhampton Wanderers versus Chelsea fixture today has no place in football or society. The Premier League condemns all forms of discrimination. Football is for everyone.

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Roy Kent

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3 years

Never been one for tennis… is it me or does Djokovic seem like he’s fucking full of shit?

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3 years

Fuuuuuccckk

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2 years

Billionaires? Not a fucking fan. Goodnight all.

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Roy Kent

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2 years

And before anyone fucking asks, in the event of a @TedLasso v. @Natethekitman battle, the fucking obvious winner would be @TheCoachBeard

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2 years

To paraphrase Ice Cube, today was a fucking good day.

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2 years

Here it is. We’re back 15 March. Fucking Ides of March. Make of that what you will. #Believe #COYGH #TedLasso #AFCRichmond #WeAreRichmond

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2 years

Time to believe. New season kicks off 3.15.23

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3 years

Anyone seen Coach Beard? #TedLasso #UpAllNightToGetLucky

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2 years

You’ll get no fucking spoilers from me. I’ll be buried with my secrets first (and I’m to understand there will be films on the other side of the fucking apple tree).

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Roy Kent

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1 year

Been on holiday. What have I missed?

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3 years

This did not age well. Backstabbing, selfish little tit…

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3 years

He’s always been a good lad but I must say our @Natethekitman really is a great football mind. #NateTheGreat #COYGH

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1 year

Some people’s fucking children… If you don’t like it, you don’t have to fucking watch. It will all work out. You may be happier tuning in to some nonce’s big brother finally getting a job after living off his dear old mum (or on the dole, take your fucking pick) for a lifetime.

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2 years

And that's a fucking wrap... and not just on fucking Twitter.

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3 years

I feel this is directed at me specifically, for some fucking reason, and it sucks fucking shit. Fuuuucckk.

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3 years

People wonder why I look angry all the time. Too many thoughts in my head. Football is life, but life is so much more complicated than football.

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2 years

Cheers.

Frank Turner

@frankturner

2 years

I Still Believe

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3 years

I’ll not say a word about @ManUtd shit form against @LFC other than, to steal from Phoebe’s schoolmate, they played like apathetic shitfuckers.

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3 years

Fuuuuuccckk. No thank you.

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2 years

Fuck no.

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2 years

I can say without fucking hope or hidden agenda, I am not the man to take over as gaffer at Chelsea. Sorry to disappoint.

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3 years

I think there’s something wrong with our man @Natethekitman these days. Seems to have lost his way.

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3 years

I don’t stare at my bollocks all day like some of you (you know who you are), so I didn’t notice, but I understand someone broke the interwebs today?

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2 years

Fuck’s sake, that stupid twat is turning this platform into even more of a burning fucking hell than it was. As Terry Pratchett said, “Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”

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3 years

Many brilliant Halloween costumes the last several days. Thanks for sharing.

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2 years

Well deserved. Fucking fantastic!

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3 years

Alright, I don’t see so well at night anymore, which one of you fuckers leaked this?

Trent Crimm, Independent

@TheTrentCrimm

3 years

- @TheTrentCrimm , Independent - A first draft of the Roy Kent memoirs… #TedLasso

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2 years

Fucking hell. I get a fucking sending off for that? That was a clean fucking challenge. Wonder if they’ve given me a gammy leg…

Ted Lasso

@TedLasso

2 years

I've got goosebumps. Seein’ my guys in CGI is so weird. Except Roy for some reason.

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3 years

For those wanting my opinion on #masongreenwood … you don’t need my opinion. Ability to kick a ball means little in this situation. If your thoughts are anything other than “hope she’s alright,” you’re a fucking piece of shit just like he is.

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Roy Kent

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2 years

Aubameyang to Chelsea is fucking interesting. I added the “fucking” because you lot call me out if I’m too fucking polite.

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Roy Kent

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1 year

Dropping the blue check like a fresh pair of Dunks or Jordans. Spending those few extra quid on tye-dye shirts.

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Roy Kent

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3 years

Football punditry is just not what I was meant to do.

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Roy Kent

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3 years

And for those who need it… Happy Fucking Chrimbo to all ✨⚽️✨

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Roy Kent

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2 years

Thoughts on our new lad, Zlat… blx, I mean Zava? Are we lucky few here at @AFCRichmond in with a fucking chance? #TedLasso

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Roy Kent

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2 years

It’s too bloody late for this shit. Odd how criticising some little tit regarding their fucking business dealings is identified as fucking political. Grow the fuck up.

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Roy Kent

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3 years

Don’t believe the rumours I’ve been seen out and about at something called ACL in Texas. It’s an imposter, a lookalike, and probably not even an @AFCRichmond supporter. Probably someone who supports @SpursOfficial - you all need to stop reading The Sun.

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3 years

Fuuuc. Still on this. I’ve had words with a referee in my time but am gobsmacked this was not a red. No 7 in green bodies the keeper a bit but there is no justification for the keeper to demonstrate his wrestling prowess on the pitch. @mls making sport of this is a fucking joke.

Major League Soccer

@MLS

3 years

Fair to say he laid the smackdown, @TheRock . 😉

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2 years

Fuuucckk. You’d fucking think I’d get it right with the fucking hashtags. They’ve given up getting me to leave the football language at the door (it’s fucking football, innit?) but HR are going put me in an office with Laughing Liam if I don’t read their fucking memos. #TedLasso

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11 months

Yesterday… all my troubles seemed so far away…

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Roy Kent

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3 years

Happy Chrimbo to all ✨🌟✨

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Roy Kent

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2 years

How the fuck are we tonight? Best move of the summer transfer window, now that we’re seeing more than fucking rumours?

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2 years

@ChelseaFC @RLC @AFCRichmond Cheers

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2 years

Fucking hell. Yes, please.

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2 years

May have 2 buy Twitter now.

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2 years

He’s not wrong.

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2 years

AFC Richmond are definitely better then Arsenal.

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2 years

Seems I’ve said this before but have some fucking pride in your fucking shirt. Chelsea looked fucking frightened. They need fucking heart and pride and I’m not certain Aubameyang will give that to them but they need a fucking change of some sort.

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3 years

Yes, clearly something wrong with @Natethekitman and he has definitely lost his way. Sad, really.

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2 years

@FlavorFlav @TedLasso @TheTrentCrimm @jasonsudeikis Cheers. Now I’m off to spin some fucking @PublicEnemyFTP #BringTheNoise from It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back on @AppleMusic

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3 years

@lacymjohnson Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccck

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Roy Kent

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3 years

Brilliant show. Well, best show not about football. Just fucking brilliant. Cheers.

Ricky Gervais

@rickygervais

3 years

I will never get over the reaction to #AfterLife and I'll probably never better it. Maybe I should retire. Or die. Yes. That's my cunning plan. Please use this photo on the news. Thanks. Best fans in the world ❤️

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3 years

@MLS @TheRock What the fuck? If a keeper tried that with me he’d have no fucking teeth left. And @MLS you think this is funny? Thought you didn’t want your league to be a fucking joke?

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2 years

What a fucking season. City are top but Liverpool are in with a chance, my Blues continue to struggle of late, United look to have have thrown in the towel, and Arsenal have a strong, if inconsistent, fountain of youth in N London.

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2 years

Holy fuck. #TOTBHA is a bloody mess. They’ve all lost the plot. Gaffers, referee, and fucking VAR. Brighton have been battling more than one opponent today. Let’s have a fair contest. This should be 2-2, if not 3-2 Brighton right now.

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3 years

@JDMorgan @TedLasso All right then. Cheers!

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3 years

He’s always been a good lad but I must say our @Natethekitman really is a great football mind. #NateTheGreat #COYGH

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2 years

@TheTrentCrimm @brettgoldstein @phildunster @TedLasso @tedlassopod @CultofLasso @LassoCast @LassoEffectPod @cristofernandez @Toheeb_Jimoh @hanwaddingham @JunoTemple No. Next question.

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2 years

Come on lads, wake the fuck up.

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2 years

Brighton so hard done by today. #StuartAtwell lost his mind, lost the plot, and lost his fucking whistle. Should know he can shout “whistle” if needed. @premierleague should take a hard look at Atwell & VAR official #MichaelSalisbury actions. Terrible #VAR were a 3rd side again.

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Roy Kent

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1 year

The fucking dork @TheTrentCrimm told me we’re moving to Threads, so I guess we’re fucking doing this. Some fucking dog’s stolen my name on insta, so I’m there as ReallyRoyKent. Follow the dog too. Cute little fucker. For a dog.

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1 year

Coventry v Luton Town has been a cracker of a match. In this moment (the 85th) I’ve no fucking clue who will stay down. #CoventryCityvsLutonTown

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2 years

Who’ve you got in today’s UCL clashes? Real and Napoli are both playing with fucking quality and heart early on.

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2 years

Ah, there we are. Nuñez sent off. Use your fucking head, my son, but not like that.

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2 years

As @DaniRojasDaniR says, football is life. And my, isn’t life good.

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2 years

Arsenal with 4 goals so far. Fucking nice of them to share one with Leicester.

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3 years

F%cking hell, my follower count has blown up since that presser went viral. Stupid bloody internet. Nothing ever dies.

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3 years

@andzmomaz @TedCommunity @TedLasso Depends on the moment

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Roy Kent

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2 years

Before @LFC v. @CPFC kicks off, can we talk about the battle royale between Tuchel and Conte? First two fucking red cards of the fucking season to two gaffers? How the fuck did they beat Granit Xhaka to the punch? It’s going to be a fucking amazing campaign.

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3 years

Fuuucck. Steal Phoebe’s term FOR her schoolmate. I don’t belong on the internet.

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3 years

Well, @Arsenal being Arsenal again. Credit to @Everton for continuing to press and press.

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2 years

Now that we’re on North London, it does look very fucking red today. I’m beginning to wonder if anyone in the @premierleague can knock @Arsenal off their current perch.

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2 years

Well done @realmadrid . What a battle. @LFC just could not break through. @thibautcourtois is a fucking wall.

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2 years

Best thing about this match is watching Klopp celebrate. He does his job with such passion and joy.

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3 years

@TheTrentCrimm @Facebook Who gives a shit what they call it? It sucks fucking shit. Fuuuuuuccck.

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2 years

Brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Well done lads.

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2 years

Silliest rumour of the fucking silly season so far? Hint: it’s not @TheJamieTartt to @Arsenal or @TheSamObisanya to @CPFC

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3 years

@robinsparklezz No. @idriselba gets my vote. He was brilliant on The Wire.

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2 years

Well played @FAWales and condolences to @ukraine , who battled to the last. As #TerryPratchett said, ‘The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.’

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2 years

Newcastle given lessons by City today. I do love this fucking game.

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2 years

Brighton v Spurs is sure to be a fucking cracker, as is Arsenal v Liverpool, but Newcastle v Brentford should be quite the battle as well. Feels like an everybody scores weekend.

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2 years

Evidently we don’t have enough coppers around the fucking place.

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2 years

Luck to all today

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3 years

Palace (who play their home matches in a lovely building by the way) held their own for the first 75”, miss a tight one and then are immediately taken to task by Fred. It’s been a lovely battle to this point.

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3 years

@TheTrentCrimm Oi! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Trent, you’re a colossal prick and you always have been.

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3 years

Interesting day for the @ChampionsLeague draw. After the drama, which tie looks to be the toughest? Which PL club(s) may crash out in the last-16? I’ve no fucking clue. I’m not out there with them…

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3 years

Sweden had their chances against Spain but luck was not with them. Well fought match on both sides. #WorldCupQualifiers

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3 years

France advances to the final. Quite the result today, coming from 2-nil down at the half. #NationsLeague #BELFRA #UEFANationsSemis

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3 years

Interesting tactics at the death from @WestHam today.

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2 years

Predictions for the weekend? I’ve no clue. Fucking exciting football is my prediction. Who stays up - Leeds or Burnley? Gunners or Spurs in 4th? Who goes (or stays) top? Such tight races and all could go either way.

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2 years

Ah, poor Unai looks as though someone has nicked his lunch and kicked his puppy. Klopp on the other hand… well he is just quite a good fucking gaffer.

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3 years

Wishing #HarveyElliott of @LFC a speedy recovery from a horrible injury

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2 years

United are playing like they’re a bottom half side today and making Brighton look much better than mid-table.

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3 years

@drcarolf @RealHughJackman @brettgoldstein @Darveyinbed @JackmansLanding @mgmstudios Neither. @idriselba without question.

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2 years

Oh Wolves, you little scamps.

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2 years

These sides are showing each other too much respect. Possession has been one-sided this first 30 but there’s no anger, no fire from either side. Bit fucking boring so far.

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3 years

Transfer deadline day. What’s the best move of the day?

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2 years

@coachIasso Hush

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