The Jolly Barker @TheOriginalGVC Twitter profile

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The Jolly Barker

@TheOriginalGVC

5 months

RIP my beautiful girl. I love you beyond words.

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The Jolly Barker

@TheOriginalGVC

2 years

@nypost @oneunderscore__ Wait wait wait. Let’s not be hasty. How about we give these hackers a go for a bit, see how they do?

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3 years

@RandallKolman @FredSchultz35 Gary’s doing his best.

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8 months

@BasedMikeLee Not that you would know, you traitor, but here in the US, we support democracies fighting for their freedom from dictators. Pass the fucking bill.

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2 years

@chrisbrown2075 @iloveeverydoggy Oh man, that’s tough. I’m sorry for your loss. I empathize. Here’s our 17 yo, and we’re definitely starting an accelerated decline phase. Rough weeks ahead.

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3 years

@dcale80 @rafaelshimunov

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4 years

@TheGermanMafia @DavidBegnaud Is there a way to model the probability that this tweet is sarcasm vs stupidity?

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2 years

@WeLoveNATO @TarikCyrilAmar Apparently a Princeton PhD couldn’t find a job and has to work for potatoes as a Putin-paid influencer.

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1 year

Warning to all active duty #NAFO : Do NOT engage in “bonk culture” on US/Canadian gov’t hardware or networks, lest you be named in this suit.

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9 months

@LPNational

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2 years

@AKjelsberg @bunsenbernerbmd Old and cold, but still can’t resist getting wet. Fact check: true.

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2 years

@dodo I suspect an April fool’s day gag.

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3 years

@RexChapman

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2 years

@iAmTheWarax I mean, that was the same strategy the Moskva used, right - to detect the position of Ukr Neptune launchers? If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, amirite?

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5 months

Day 768 since the full scale invasion began. Kyiv still stands.

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4 years

@AOC Hold fire, Congresswoman. I’m not saying I know what impact the LP did or did not have but I’m not sure you know either, do you? In gen’l I’m 100% w/you on grassroots but why does it have to be either/or?

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2 years

@RichardHanania @whyvert I like the part where you pretend to speak on behalf of Ukr as to what would or would not constitute a “nightmare” scenario. Brave.

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3 years

@PamelaBrownCNN @GabrielSterling @GabrielSterling is a loyal party functionary. He may bitch and moan occasionally, but he’ll fall in line and implement the new law. He’s even defended it here.

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2 years

@visegrad24 Is he not aware of the official story that this was not an attack but a simple fire on board that got out of control?

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The Jolly Barker

@TheOriginalGVC

10 months

@UKikaski I’m just surprised nobody got run over. Nearly, but not quite.

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2 years

@wartranslated

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The Jolly Barker

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11 months

@RealScottRitter @BrianGr28212234 Your pedophilia was definitely not manufactured. You’d have more credibility if you said, “Yes, I, Scott Ritter, am a pedophile.” As long as you keep denying your own crimes, we all know you are denying those of your masters.

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11 months

OK folks, please RT. Does anyone know @redeyeanonymous aka Porkster IRL? They deleted their account after a day of discussing suicide. Need an in person wellness chk asap.

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3 years

@MeidasTouch The John Lewis Voting Rights Act on POTUS’s desk.

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2 years

@teachmonkey2fly @CasualArtyFan Capitalism and the military industrial complex will go on a date and then have lots of little 155mm babies together.

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3 years

@funder I hope Austin reactivates Flynn and immediately convenes a court martial.

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9 months

@mexic0la_

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4 years

@CitizenVenice @SteveSchmidtSES Exactly. Not only for the 2022 cycle, but for the remainder of their terms in office. Forever.

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2 years

@txpoker1 @polinaivanovva “self-cleansing” sounds an awful lot like…purge.

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2 years

@Henritius @GirkinGirkin My thought exactly.

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2 years

@apmassaro3 What if the real Paul Massaro was the friends we made along the way?

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2 years

@Teoyaomiquu @Dr_F_Hunter Ok, this is specifically for the guys in the video, for working so hard to get it right.

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9 months

@capyqueer @qwlltrm @JayThomasEmrys @UkrainianSinner Please define “colony” and what “colony” characteristics Ukraine exhibits vis-à-vis its purported U.S. colonial master.

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2 years

@RussianEmbassy @thetimes @mfa_russia @RussiaUN @BBCWorld @bbcrussian @Telegraph @TimesRadio @FT @Daily_Express @DailyMailUK @TheSun Thanks for promoting @SignMyRocket ! I had one of these signed and sent did you receive it yet!?

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1 year

@nexta_tv Just to be clear, I’m Team @kajakallas 4EVER. Ditch the husband, save the world, Prime Minister.

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1 year

@IAPonomarenko Pour one out for an OG Fella. I’m going to assume the best of Reznikov until I have reason to conclude otherwise. Accountability is key, but the US is in no position to throw stones RE procurement waste.

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8 months

@Khrom3ium their generations-long commitment to maintaining world-leading blood-alcohol levels.

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3 years

@JoyceWhiteVance @mehdirhasan @MSNBC Goddamn right.

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2 years

@AlanWattRIP Even your own vest is mocking you:

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5 months

Well, I didn’t expect my first drink ever in Ukraine would be a Hoegaarden, but I’m not complaining! Slava Ukraini mfers!

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2 years

@mfa_russia

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@visegrad24

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9 months

@capyqueer @qwlltrm @JayThomasEmrys @UkrainianSinner Please indicate how Ukraine is materially “controlled” by the US. Show your math.

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8 months

@Ibreft2 @IranMilitaryNet um, that’s not why we’re laughing.

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3 years

@BeauTFC I was told there would be asses...

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2 years

@Partisangirl Everything changes? a hero who could have saved the world? they sure got their claws into you, didn’t they?

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8 months

@vicktop55 How do I sleep? Like a goddamn baby, Ivan. In fact, each sunken vessel, downed bomber, or meatcubed battalion sends me off into the sweetest of dreams. Dreams of sunflower and cotton, people laughing and playing. It’s just…so beautiful. Thanks for asking and Merry Xmas.

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The Jolly Barker

@TheOriginalGVC

2 years

Henry 3/10/05 - 7/17/22 6,339 days, most of which I got to spend with you. An honor and a privilege. I love you forever, H. Now go get into some trouble with your brother Max.

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2 years

@mfa_russia Oh it’s gonna be lit alright…

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3 years

@MrAndrewCotter Happy bday Olive! At least they didn’t make you were a dumb tiara!

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8 months

@HorrorGorl how embarrassing to suggest that telling people they need basic life skills is “classist.” lol, lmao even.

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3 years

@BeNotFuddled @wes_chu No, Jace, you can sleep easy. He doesn’t do anything. He just gets the degree and passes the tests and then moves on. /s

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5 months

@maria_drutska The master strategist is never wrong.

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3 years

@LakotaMan1

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2 years

@iAmTheWarax oh fuck yes i want in on this. whoever is authorized to use the below image for the purpose of annoying and presenting the sleep of Russian embassy staff anywhere in the world:

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2 years

@EricJHovland @Aviation_Intel Ukraine: Sure thing. Meet me there with the MiGs.

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2 years

@David_Leavitt Of course. What kind of monster would not?

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2 years

@CanadianUkrain1 So, mine?

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11 months

@Havoc_Six @Jollyroger84103 You have selected JDAM XL. Your delivery arrives in 6 minutes. Press to confirm.

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3 years

@healybaum @billroggio @CENTCOM Will everyone stop whining about being “weakened on the world stage” ffs. I know what weakened us? 20 yrs on Neocon wet dream misadventures. Free of such distractions we can focus on building, not wasting, what made us strong to begin with.

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2 years

@DutraWeather @KarlMuth @Noahpinion Blizzaks are the f’ing BOMB! Get ‘em!!

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1 year

@mfa_russia This is a great day to celebrate Sweden’s accession to NATO!!

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3 years

@dc134L @Tomwmeier @Idontknowyoucuh @RexChapman He forgot to check his notifications on Amazon that the punches he ordered were out for delivery.

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3 years

@CAFinUS “For reasons unknown, Ralph Crew walked across the ice of the Detroit River and presented himself at an army recruiting station in Windsor, Ontario.” We remember you, Ralph.

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2 years

@maria_drutska I can’t wait to visit Kyiv on victory day. First round on me.

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2 years

@Armia_fm @goblin__soup holy sh*t is that a flechette?

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1 year

@KyivIndependent F-16s gotta eat, too.

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3 years

@SinaSajadian @latestinspace Do you think we need nanotechnology, or maybe just a small brush attachment for the articulated arm?

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The Jolly Barker

@TheOriginalGVC

4 years

@JuddLegum This was all entirely predictable. He avoids his caucus taking any responsibility for holding Trump accountable for incitement/insurrection/ countless other crimes. He exhorts the Biden DOJ to do so. And if/when Garland as AG ever attempts to do so, he will rail against partisan

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4 years

@Schwarzenegger Thank you, Sir, for all that you have done in support of our democracy.

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1 year

@bestfoodalex @roddreher @LPJamison @conor64 Rod’s talking about the Jews, Alex. Rod is saying that a global zionist conspiracy is really in control of everything, and that Trump and his peeps aren’t part of that.

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3 years

@BalkansBohemia @emptywheel I can’t tell if sarcasm or not. But no, such a gesture would have zero impact on “the Trump legacy.”

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9 months

@capyqueer @qwlltrm @JayThomasEmrys @UkrainianSinner W/o commenting on the merits of your claim, “dependent on” ≠ “controlled by.” obv a military action ≠ political control. 2nd, non-compromise claim reveals your complete ignorance and denial of Ukr agency. Now THAT’S colonial. Look at any Ukr poll on the issue of negotiating.

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3 years

@abughazalehkat @atrupar Honestly, try as I might I have yet to locate my nearest Biden/Pelosi/AOC communist re-education camp that we were promised. Can anybody provide a directory resource?

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2 years

@alexburnsNYT @AJentleson I’d love to know about all these issues where “activists” have been satisfied by this admin.

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10 months

@tassagency_en

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2 years

@maria_drutska @Harri_Est Exceedingly stoked to receive today a knit Patron, handcrafted by Olga Chepizhnaya, a couple unit patches, all auctioned to support @UkraineAidOps , along with a hand-written note from @maria_drutska Keep up the great work team!

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8 months

@Khrom3ium

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1 year

@toellsnemesis @IAPonomarenko a free press, robust civil institutions, and an independent judiciary are all, indeed, “democratic things.” you can look it up. democracies don’t survive without them.

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@MariaMateiciuc

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2 years

@mr_gh0stly

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4 years

@JuddLegum 2/ attacks against a former president. He will simultaneously declare his disavowal of Trump and avoid any responsibility, use any Dem attempt to raise money and mobilize his base for 2022. And @SenSchumer will let him do it because McConnell outplays him at every turn.

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1 year

@CatEyes07666 @h3lls_b3ll3 I hope she has only supervised access to her children. Crazy loser.

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3 years

@awelab1956 @BeschlossDC When people tell you who they are, believe them the first time.

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2 years

@dog_rates I once thought I might watch a game or two on this couch. Once.

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5 months

@serhii_rieznik Thank you, my friend. She was pure love and joy in an 80 lb furball package.

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@TheOriginalGVC

2 years

@czerabuszka @pransukh37 @olgatokariuk @operativnozsu OK, I get the general idea. It would just seem to make more sense if he said “Here, give this to Lukashenko.”

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@TheOriginalGVC

2 years

@visegrad24 Vlad The Impaled’s Not-So-Excellent Adventure.

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@TheOriginalGVC

9 months

@capyqueer @qwlltrm @JayThomasEmrys @UkrainianSinner Those are not serious arguments. Sounds like you’re trying to create facts to fit your desired conclusions. In other words, ideology over reality. You’re lost if you continue down that path. a

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2 years

@Russia @russiabeyond @RSGovUK @PicturesUssr Don’t forget first toilet paper manufacturing plant established in 1969! Less than 100 years after the civilized world. That’s progress!

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1 year

@Mamulashvili_M No chevrons needed sir, we are happy to support.

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2 years

@SDyorin @CNN @ZelenskyyUa I’m sorry, are you suggesting that Ukraine invited this Russian invasion? Were you raised by an abuser?

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3 years

@realTuckFrumper yeah, well, he stayed silent and on the sidelines in 2020 so fuck him.

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2 years

@mfa_russia Oh, we’re gonna fix Moscow alright. The great Russian defeat at the Battle of Kyiv, followed by a similar defeat at the Battle of Kharkiv, is just the beginning. The world will celebrate Ukraine’s victory and Moscow’s defeat. But sure, honey, you’ll “achieve your goals.”

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3 years

@leewm2012 @AnandWrites If this isn’t widely known I feel old.

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11 months

@ajamubaraka Are you getting high on your own supply? How about you listen to Ukrainians, and stop telling them what is or is not moral for them to do?

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1 year

@SVJHarkin He’s going Full Fenrir at this point.