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@TheOrangeHex
5 months
NAAAHH MEXICO AINT REAL LMAO
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@TheOrangeHex
2 months
@evristainted Why can’t you accept it’s not about gender, it’s just cringe. Not hard to understand. You’re making it something it’s not
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@TheOrangeHex
3 months
@astrosbatgirl This is a weird tweet dude.
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@TheOrangeHex
2 years
@StoolFootball There was a whole World Cup in between
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@TheOrangeHex
11 months
What a time to be a Houston fan
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@TheOrangeHex
2 years
UH FOOTBALL?!?!?
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@TheOrangeHex
2 years
@shawtyastrology Your broccoli in Gatorade is not controlling your life, stop making shit up
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@TheOrangeHex
7 months
@CFCHorpe_ @SantoCF_ @centregoals You have no father that hugged you
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
Thanks for coming SKC!
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@TheOrangeHex
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@PairOfBlueJeans
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@IamIncognitoMan @leahck55 Houston and Cincy, we’re all orange brother
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@TheOrangeHex
2 years
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2 months
@BornAKang Why are you race baiting? They’re Americans, so fucking what
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@TheOrangeHex
9 months
I’m sorry baby😭😭😭 we are the last true winners and they’re killing you off 😭😭 I’m so sorry
@opencup
U.S. Open Cup
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DYNAMO HAVE OUT SCORED OPPONENTS 15-2 IN THE LAST 7 GAMES
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To the 30+ who’ve followed me in the last 48 hours… welcome to the best AND worst dynamo shitposting acct on twitter lmao but for now, sleep I must go. 2x open cup champs? Nice.
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@TheOrangeHex
2 years
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@TheOrangeHex
7 months
GOOD MORNING @stlCITYsc
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@leahck55
Leah
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GOOD EVENING @HoustonDynamo
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@TheOrangeHex
2 years
@TrollFootball Take out Walkes. Have more respect
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
Scran or no scran? @FootyScran @SportScran
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@TheOrangeHex
2 years
@StephenCurry377 @USMNT That’s Paris Hiltons famous saying
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Now, now broccoli… careful with what you say before you get steamed by daddy dynamo
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@WeAreAustinTV
WeAreAustinTV
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@TheOrangeHex
11 months
Reminding our sons who their daddy is #HoldItDown
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@FOXSoccer
FOX Soccer
11 months
1️⃣ 5️⃣ teams have won @MLS Cup since the inaugural final in 1996 🏆 RT if your team has a title! 🙌
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@TheOrangeHex
3 months
@Lfc__vision Konate highlights
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@TheOrangeHex
2 years
@Terrancehatesuu Not you backtracking after micro aggressions Lmfao see ya!
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@mhardysport Enjoy the championship frauds
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@TheOrangeHex
8 months
Bring him home
@mlsnetwork
MLS NETWORK
8 months
The Houston Dynamo have inquired about Alberth Elis. The 27-year-old Honduran attacker was close to New England, but he rejected personal terms. It’s possible that Elis will remain at Bordeaux, as Houston is in no hurry to advance towards a return. ( @EmeryTaisne ) #HoldItDown
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@TheOrangeHex
5 months
@BarcaSpaces @brfootball That’s fucking ironic lmao
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@TheOrangeHex
6 months
@PapaPincus Let me guess, you are gonna blame it on the vaccine and the new England kit
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Now I wanna see all of y’all this Saturday vs DalASS
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@TheOrangeHex
7 months
@Asensii20 @FabrizioRomano Literally he’s known for complaining and lying lmao
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
ITS GAME DAY DYNAMO FANS 🖤🧡
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
Erik is so unintentionally funny lmao
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@TheOrangeHex
2 years
@Dexerto Gathered around at the fam function watching her OF
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@TheOrangeHex
9 months
We are ok too 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
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@Reflog_18
McNeil
9 months
@TheOrangeHex soccer fan, huh? how many of these you got?
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@TheOrangeHex
17 days
@90min_Football Arsenal fans? I promise you we don’t know you sis
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
Didn’t your wife leave you?
@htownATR
Bregman’s Forearms
10 months
I speak for all houston residents. We give 0 fucks about the dynamo
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@TheOrangeHex
3 months
No fucking way @fbi @cia we got a terrorist and drug smuggler is in Kansas City his name is Kevin Ortega
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@TheOrangeHex
11 months
It had to be him
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@TheOrangeHex
2 years
@Bornkang She really thought she did something
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@TheOrangeHex
2 years
@AaronHe45940207 @usmntonly You’re joking right? The source is his brother !!!!
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@TheOrangeHex
2 months
Nothing pisses me off than a Latino for trump ass bitch. Maga is a disgrace and a disease
@ValentinaForUSA
Valentina Gomez
2 months
🚨 @elonmusk we are fighting evil. Let’s save the children. #IStandwithAngelaCarini
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@nocontextfooty McKennie owns Mexico
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@TheOrangeHex
2 years
@brfootball Arsenal should be leading… var is ruining the game
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@Geraldini93 @ToneQapo @FightHaven An all pro dt in the comments, don’t see that every day
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@TheOrangeHex
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@slay_kathyy Wtf that was a great text message
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@TheOrangeHex
3 years
Sources tell me the Dynamo are best team in Texas
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
Flight: booked ✅ Hotel: booked ✅ Game ticket: soon 🔜 See ya soon, LA! VAMOS DYNAMO🧡🖤
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
Oh you are right. Catch up
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@micahburtonfan
Bmkreher (#WolffOut Era 🥦)
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@TheOrangeHex Okay that’s nice. This isn’t about us, it’s about y’all.
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@TheOrangeHex
3 months
@IAmDougLewis @gunsnrosesgirl3 The box is deep, meaning there’s two people , one laying flat, head sticking out, other is standing slight behind with bended
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@fccincinnati @faith513_ Beating Fort Lauderdale? We know how
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@TheOrangeHex
2 months
@gridirongage @_MLFootball @beltwayboyz It’s called being a dawg. No days off
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@TheOrangeHex
5 months
There are a fuck ton of Astros fans here in Mexico City
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@TheOrangeHex
6 months
A team that wins at home 😍😍
@HoustonDynamo
Houston Dynamo FC
6 months
Franco's game-winner 🤩
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@TheOrangeHex
6 months
Dynamo fans vs going to games
@FOXSoccer
FOX Soccer
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What do you think? 🤔👀
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@TheOrangeHex
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@slm1372
Steven (He/Him)🏳️‍🌈
11 months
@MLS @HoustonDynamo Yeah. Throwing water bottles at the opposing player while taking a penalty shot. So classy.
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@TheOrangeHex
9 months
Fixed it for you
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@phat7deuce
Mike Pendleton
9 months
fixed
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
@HelenYeeSports How the hell did yall manage to beef after dismissing beef? LMFAO
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@TheOrangeHex
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
Me sleeping knowing STL can’t wash my feet
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@FirstTouch314
FTM
10 months
Carefully cultivated, analytically accurate, our first year #MLS club tier list. (Subject to change after next season)
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
You couldn’t even get in lol
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@micahburtonfan
Bmkreher (#WolffOut Era 🥦)
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@skyninja96
Danny
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Lovie Smith knew he had to win last year to bless us with this man
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DYNAMO IN THE PLAYOFFS
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@TheOrangeHex
2 years
@PeretesiP @afcstuff @GiovaAlbanese This is how I know you don’t know ball
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@TheOrangeHex
9 months
STUNT ON THEM 7 😤😤😈😈😈😈
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
They predicted us to finish last or near last and yet we are here. Every day is a fight and I’m here to witness. Dynamo can do it, I believe they can
@HoustonDynamo
Houston Dynamo FC
10 months
What Griff said. #SomosFearless
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@TheOrangeHex
11 months
Dynamo are so back 😭😭😭🧡🖤
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@TheOrangeHex
2 months
Hey hot wheels, people are dying and have no power still. Fuck you
@GregAbbott_TX
Greg Abbott
2 months
They try to jail him. They try to kill him. It will not work. He is indomitable.
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Pack the Shell this Saturday 🧡🖤
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TEXAS LONGHORN
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@TheOrangeHex Pack the shell! 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽
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@TheOrangeHex
3 months
Never fails
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@alanholcombe_
alan🏆
3 months
LAFC X really tainting the #LAFC fan reputation
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@TheOrangeHex
2 months
@BornAKang That’s what you insinuate when you steal tweets from others. Don’t act dumb, you know goddamn well what you were going for. Get your trash clicks
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@TheOrangeHex
2 years
@utd_johan @FabrizioRomano You can’t speak, you paid for Pogba and let him go for free TWICE lmao
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@TheOrangeHex
11 months
The rise is insane 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@ChrisWrighteous
Christopher🌻
11 months
Soon to be #1 after we win MLS Cup 🏆 #HoldItDown
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@TheOrangeHex
7 months
2 TICKET GIVEAWAY FOR THE DYNAMO HOME OPENER!!!! Good luck 🥳🥳🥳🫡
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@TheOrangeHex
7 months
FUNER.
@Tim_Parker26
Tim Parker
7 months
FUN.
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@TheOrangeHex
11 months
There was no other way #HOLDITDOWN
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@TheOrangeHex
11 months
@HoustonDynamo WINNING AT HOME FEELS SO GOOD 🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
Damn. The dream season ended. Was a blast and it was a ride. Fuck, this sucks. Thank you for all the love and support. Thank you @HoustonDynamo 🧡🖤
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Me going to sleep tonight knowing my team is so back
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@DynamoFanTV
DynamoFanTV
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🤩🤩🤩🤩 come check out the club’s beautiful trophies outside of section 102! #DFTV #HoldItDown
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@MLS @adidasfootball Exposed your golden boys
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@TheOrangeHex
11 months
ITS GONNA BE A MOVIE
@HoustonDynamo
Houston Dynamo FC
11 months
H-Town, need y'all to pack Shell Energy Stadium this Sunday for playoffs! Let's bring the energy 🙌 #HoldItDown
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@TheOrangeHex
5 months
Fucking embarrassing @HoustonDynamo @PatOnstad Ted and Asher .
@nolanbianchi
Nolan Bianchi
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“Up yours, Houston!” Jon Glaser went all out for @DetroitCityFC on Fallon last night.
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@TheOrangeHex
9 months
Traveling fans show up, take up 5% of stadium capacity lol Take these dumbasses off of social media lmao
@Reflog_18
McNeil
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Browns fans taking over Houston 🙌
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@TheOrangeHex
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@concacafjerry2 @FreedomSoccerT1 There’s zero shame in supporting your team of heritage and the team you currently live in. We need to normalize that
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
SE DEJA TODO EN LA CANCHA 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
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@TheOrangeHex
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@xAlexTHFC @M10 You have a history of bottling. It’s just facts, it’s just spursy
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
I just know DallASS isn’t chatting lol
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@Wonderi98103626
ElPregunton🇲🇽
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@TheOrangeHex
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Hell in the Shell is BACK
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@TheChampions
Concacaf Champions Cup
7 months
Moving on into the Round of 16! Congratulations @HoustonDynamo ! 🚀
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@TheOrangeHex
9 months
So we got a project top 2 pick at 26 and a European wanted player at 55…. You cannot tell me we didn’t win this draft
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@HoustonDynamo
Houston Dynamo FC
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✅ Generation Adidas athlete ✅ ACC Freshman of the Year ✅ All-ACC First Team #HoldItDown
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@TheOrangeHex
10 months
Yall think they poisoned me? lol jk
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@TheOrangeHex
9 months
Close enough lol love it 😈😈😈🍊🍊🍊🍊
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@TheOrangeHex
9 months
Browns fans are enjoying the season ending right in front of them 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@Reflog_18
McNeil
9 months
Browns fans taking over Houston 🙌
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@TheOrangeHex
9 months
@HoustonTexans THANK YOU CJ
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@TheOrangeHex
7 months
Wednesday night, 9:30pm when the game ends, it’s 11:30pm at night. Do t blame the fans, blame the organizers
@HellbenderSTL
Billy J ⚜️
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This is the emptiest stadium I’ve ever seen
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