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@htownATR

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I invented the 71. PhD in ANALTOMY. ARROGANT CLOUT CHASER NO DMS

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@htownATR
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Never forget the 2017 World Series Champion. Houston Astros!
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This you?
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@ncostanzo24
Stanzo
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Hey @TeamCJCorrea beautiful view from Hoboken this time of year. Great place to live in my opinion!
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If what I’m hearing is true, which I genuinely believe it to be. Source is as solid as they come. Carlos Correa will sign with the Astros.
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What time the dodgers play tonight?
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Yankee fans went from: We want verlander! To: Verlander is washed. 🙃🙃🙃
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MLB Twitter crying about the Astros cheating in 2017 and want a player from the 2017 team:
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One like and I’ll wear this On May 25!!
@htownATR
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Never forget the 2017 World Series Champion. Houston Astros!
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Free-agent Yulieski Gurriel in agreement with Astros on one-year, $5.4M contract, pending physical, according to sources.
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Also, I know y’all don’t want to hear it. But the crowd at Minute Maid park sucked compared to other stadiums. 🤷🏽‍♂️
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@htownATR
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@Kam7810 @doran_rj @devinsarg1 @SportsCenter They were not getting embarrassed on national television that’s for sure.
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@htownATR
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Shut the fuck up Sean. You live in Ohio.
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Im the luckiest man alive. Thanks babe.
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@htownATR
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The Astros are still engaged in negotiations with Carlos Correa. I just confirmed with my sources that the Astros are "still working on it" @MarlyRiveraESPN had it first.
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I love my Astros Twitter peeps. 😍😍😍😍
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I still can’t believe the Dodgers are eliminated. First fucking round. Lmfao
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@htownATR
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@TomPerez @HuffPostPol don't let your work permit expire and you will be ok.
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@htownATR
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If you are a cowboys fan please don’t cheer for the Astros this postseason. We don’t need that negative energy.
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Some of you said to get rid of Tucker for an ACE. Astros get an ACE they don't give up tucker and yall still bitching?!? GTFO
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@htownATR
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Why toxic women always feel the need to “expose” someone?? These bitches can’t be trusted. SMH
@selinebagramyan
Seline
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men trying so hard to get pussy will forever be the most entertaining thing ever i cant
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Astros in July Gurriel .398/.427/.837 12 HRs, 31 RBI Altuve .388/.434/.653 6 HRs, 17 RBI Brantley .349/.421/.614 5 HRs, 18 RBI Bregman .233/.402/.452 11 HRs, 21 RBI Reddick .205/.267/.256 6 HRs, 7 RBI Springer .247/.346/.516 6 HRs, 16 RBI Alvarez .333/.419/.627 5 HRs, 15 RBI
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I'm not defending Cruz. Im just being real. Yall complain about everything. And don't hold everyone accountable. Yall love to hate people that don't have your mentality. If he is a shitty senator vote him out and stfu.
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@jemelehill @MarcJSpearsESPN You going to believe that shit? 😩😩😩
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@htownATR
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Me after leaving @CobosQue tonight:
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If we get Syndergaard, I will dip my testicles in hot wax.
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@htownATR
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Can someone please explain to me why the government should forgive student loans? Because I don't get it.
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@htownATR
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I have seen enough of Peña to say that he will be more productive than the dude that left for the twins.
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STOP👏🏽USING 👏🏽FILTERS 👏🏽ON 👏🏽YOUR 👏🏽PICTURES 👏🏽IF 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽UGLY 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽UGLY 👏🏽
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@htownATR
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Unpopular opinion: Beyoncé and Travis Scott are overrated by millions of miles.
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When she says ok put it all in I’m ready!! and I’m balls deep :(
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Buahahahahahahahhaa
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This covid variant is no joke. Use a condom people.
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@htownATR
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@TomPerez @HuffPostPol you have two years to save 500 dollars. I'm a dreamer father of two.
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@htownATR
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If Peña brings one home . One lucky follower will get a Dick pic
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Anti Vaccine Astros Twitter = 🤡
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@htownATR
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Those of you that went to the game tonight. Please stay the fuck home tomorrow.
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Just got off the phone with @nynfa711 They postponed her surgery for tomorrow at 7:30 am. Let's keep her in our players.🤗🤗🤗🤗
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@htownATR
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So a teacher was clowned and labeled a begger because she put her amazon list for her classroom. But other teachers are allowed to do it? The hypocrisy. I don't think it works that way.
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And dodgers are gonna need to bring back covid to win a WS
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When my sugar mama takes off her dentures.
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The Myles straw experiment needs to happen in Sugarland not in Minute Maid park.
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If covid didn’t happened in 2020, the Dodgers would still be looking for a World Series title. I believe they call that facts. Have a good day y’all
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Carlos Correa is trending bcs of Jeremy Peña that’s crazy… and some of y’all wanted the Astros to overpay.
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Unpopular opinion: Dos Equis is better than Modelo and Corona combined. 🤨🤨🤨🤨
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God please don’t let the whites find the michoacanas.
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Stop trying to tell people on twitter what to do. Go pay attention to your wife or husband.
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TORCHYS TACOS IS LISTED AS A TOP 10 MEXICAN RESTAURANT ON TRIP ADVISOR SHIT IS DISGUSTING ONLY WHITES EAT THAT.
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69 likes and I get a tattoo with my wife.🙃🙃🙃🙃
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When she is not texting back but she is tweeting.
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Grand slam !!!
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Didn’t you steal from the Apple Store? Sit this one out bitch.
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Astros have Reggie Jackson, Craig Biggio, and Jeff Bagwell at Spring Training. That's a lot of baseball knowledge at camp
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@HilariousEdited This is not funny at all.
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What a great way to start the season.
@Noahsyndergaard
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@htownATR You'll be getting a call from mother shortly.
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So beautiful. @Lissielys what a masterpiece! Thanks. #Astrostwitter
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@seannichols34 @MPsMP4s This is what happens when the Dodgers shit the bed.
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This was made possible by China btw.
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Bo Forearms. #TakeItBack
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Some people are trash. Everyone in this video is trash.
@helennnnaaa_
𝒽𝑒𝓁𝑒𝓃 ♥ 🦋
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Y’all this was my first baseball fight! @barstoolsports
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When will yall learn not to put your relationship shit on social media?
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Thank you Dodgers for Alvarez.
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Social Experiment: Go fuck your self.
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For all my Buc-ee’s haters out there.
@abc13houston
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Buc-ee's ranked cleanest place to use restroom in the nation again
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Those fries look 3 weeks old
@t_five_osu
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Crushing Whataburger since 1948
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We need to talk about how good Diaz has been for the Astros lately.
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Aledmys Diaz - Houston Astros (10)
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SOME ASSHOLE HIT MY CAR AND RAN! WHAT A BITCH!
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This was awesome and some unhappy bitch tried to ruin everything.
@Dbacks
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But the question on everyone’s mind: is there gonna be a third date??
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@sondraa Pics or you lyin
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This is pathetic.
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Back in the old days I was able to fill my gas tank with $30. Now $55. Thank you Democrats.
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😏😏
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Nobody cares how you are feeling after the vaccine. Thanks ☺️
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So our pitching is 🔥🔥🔥. Does that mean strom sucks?
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how grateful are lakers and dodgers fans for COVID?😂😂😂😂
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My SS!!!
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Having a girly drink. 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼
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#ForTheH es mad
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6.9 inches of rain so far and the asshole wants to open the roof tonight. How about you open the letter you stupid son of a bitch.
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Everyone complaining about the game being on you tube. You don’t have a smart tv? Just open the damn YouTube app on your tv 🙄🙄🙄
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Alex Bregman 25 years old✅ ASG MVP✅ WS champ✅ Glove in HOF✅ Played in HR derby✅ 30 HR/50 2B/100 RBI season✅ YouTube sensation ✅ Adidas contract ✅ Tyler Bauer’s father ✅ Is named Alex ✅ Signed a $100m contract (with a great team) ...He made his MLB debut in 2016
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We don’t pay you to give us your opinion. We pay you to pitch. So shut up and pitch.
@Jbruihl24
Justin Bruihl
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Clemens never failed a drug test and can’t get in to the HOF, but Big papi can fail a drug test and that’s perfectly ok. Moral of the story is it doesn’t matter if you did steroids or not, it only matters if the writers like you. They’re a morals and ethics committee nowadays 😔
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Stay on your fucking lane Carrabas. We don’t need you to cheer for our players. Keep cheering your poverty ass franchise.
@Jared_Carrabis
Jared Carrabis
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Alex Bregman is back, I’m afraid. Dad strength has been acquired and now it’s over for these fools.
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If I win the mega millions tonight, I will buy every single one of you a diamond plated thong.
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According to my sources in Atlanta, The Braves have an offer on the table for Carlos Correa. Word is that the Astros just re-upped and he’s expected to sign a deal with the Houston Astros as early as tonight.
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Whats the next COVID variant? Capricorn?
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I went into a bar in Austin last night with my mask on and the bouncer said no masks required. Bitch let me wear a mask if I want to hoe.
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Imagine using Twitter to find your significant other. Yikes!
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yall fuck with modelo negra or no?
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Dusty Baker when asked about Yuli Gurriel being snubbed from the MLB Network top 10 first basemen list: “I don’t care”
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In honor of what happened today on the TL. I would like to recognize March 24 as national Thot day. 🤗🤗🤗
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Listen to the fans, Jim Crane. We want Carlos Correa back.
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Sorry, not sorry CFM. #ForTheH
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Can someone please tell me what Ted Cruz was going to do for the state of texas if he stayed? Blow the air turbines? Help distribute the 60 generators that the Biden administration made available to the state of texas for 2mil+ population? Ridiculous...
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