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Michael Allred, Pro Human

@TheNooticer

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My son heard me complaining about a truce while playing Stellaris. Then I got this in discord minutes later.

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Michael Allred, Pro Human

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2 months

@SimplyShae13 Horny policing when you post stuff like this? It's not about the horny is it?

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@esjesjesj It's weird how all these people complaining about Nazi dog whistles seem to be the only ones that can hear them.

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@Grummz Its remarkable how they went from "its ok and even empowering for women to show off their sexuality," To basically being even more puritanical Jack Thompson in just the span of a few years

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@SethMacFarlane My takeaway from this is that Seth MacFarlane hates poor people.

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@SethMacFarlane @billmckibben His powers include forgetfulness, the inability to navigate stairs or ride a bike, and the ability to instantly teleport to other moments in time in his head.

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@SimplyShae13 Hahahaha sure you don't.

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@IGN Looks exceptionally dull compared to Ghosts of Tsushima.

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@extradeadjcb According to this history book I have here. The good guys have won every single time

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Michael Allred, Pro Human

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@Kotaku Quick someone tell Alyssa Mercante that they want to date her.

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Michael Allred, Pro Human

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@staymighty Never once crossed this guys mind that it's because we're right and forced diversity hurts games. Hence why no one is buying those games.

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Michael Allred, Pro Human

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@Kotaku The TLDR is that Kotaku is mad they had to play a straight character and that it didn't take into account modern queer theory which says everyone is a little gay.

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@RBryant2012 Its weird how you don't want people to know what games Sweet Baby Inc worked on. One would think if diversity was of actual import you would want MORE people to be aware of what they worked on.

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@Kotaku Now apply that standard to real women. Bet you won't.

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@nichegamer Finally a positive queer+ representation in video games

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@EnjoyerFive Chainsawman fans trying to find an ounce of self respect: impossible challenge.

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Michael Allred, Pro Human

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@Grummz The disconnect with them is really amazing.

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@Esqueer_ This is hilarious. These people cheered when they arrested grandmas for Jan 6th. Excuse me while I laugh at their self imposed plight.

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@creatrix_ttv Actually I think Tom is playing Juliet and she is playing Romeo. ;)

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@GPrime85 The devs gave her the tools to solve this problem herself by muting the guy. Instead she leaves the game mid match and posts this video for victimhood internet points. Your 'woman moment™️' sir?

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Michael Allred, Pro Human

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@MelonieMac Funny she accuses you of reactionary views considering that is literally all she herself has going for her.

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@pcgamer Generic space game is finally going to let you travel in space. Boy what a novel concept, imagine if they thought of this before they launched the game.

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@nichegamer We can't have pretty women, that would make all the men in women's clothes feel unattractive.

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@Harada_TEKKEN If you add a waffle house stage Tekken will be my go to fighting game from now on.

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@MountainFiain "I'd rather accidentally ruin someone's life than do my due diligence to find out if someone is being honest"

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@IGN Lol samurai. Yeah and I was on PGA tour with John Daly. (As a caddie)

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@esjesjesj Your surgically grafted on arm skin will never be a real penis.

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@pcgamer Real life samurai Lol It's like saying you were on the PGA tour but leaving out that you were a bag boy.

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@warhammer Get your looks in while you can. Those ESG loans can only sustain them for so long without a customer base.

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@esjesjesj Imagine my total lack of surprise that this dude wants to groom children.

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#Godzilla movie is fire

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@manfightdragon @Grummz Wow a discord. You must be like, a really big deal or something. I don't know anyone with one of those.

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@HarmfulOpinion The pro abortion crowd would tell you that if he didn't want his kid aborted he should have used protection. Which really makes it seem like the argument for abortion rests on the basis of women having no agency over sex or their sexual partner, which makes all sex grape.

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@pcgamer Proving piracy moral and justified one game at a time.

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@TRHLofficial I'd drop them again if I thought it would save more lives than it took.

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@Grummz Because DEI isn't about Diversity Equity or Inclusion. The short of it is that DEI is a marxist plot to subvert our art and by extension our culture.

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@esjesjesj More lies from Evan, easily disproven through a simple google search. Commies are incapable of honesty it seems.

Using wrong gender pronouns may get you two years in jail under Labour

Vowing to toughen up the sentencing guidelines for abuse targeted at trans people, Labour would make attacks motivated by hatred of the victim's gender identity into 'aggravated offences'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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@TheRabbitHole84 JK Rowling who has more money than the crown when they tell her she's getting arrested. "Go ahead punk, make my day. "

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@austin_walker It's interesting how everyone fails to mention Sweet Baby Inc and their friends in the video game journo sphere popped this off.

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Michael Allred, Pro Human

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@Rothmus You can always tell the dudes that just eat plain chicken breast for every meal.

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Michael Allred, Pro Human

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@SionSweet77 Playing catch with fruit as you put it in the box isn't a skill.

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@libsoftiktok Look at that smile. He knows what's up. What a king. My favorite part though is how the dude dressed like a woman at the end implies that to be a woman you just have to dress like one. As if it is a uniform how dehumanizing.

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@tenorless420 @SimplyShae13 It's weird how the only people who hear these dog whistles are the people constantly pointing them out.

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@SxLongshadow No jury in a red state within america would convict this guy.

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Michael Allred, Pro Human

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@Grummz The issue is never the issue with marxists, the issue is always service to The Party ™

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@whstancil Well no.... if it was genocidal he wouldn't want them deported now would he?

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@JamesSurowiecki Imagine going to Yale and then getting bodied by some regular Joes on X. In the very replies of your own post where you were trying to slander someone. The ratio is going to be epic.

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@esjesjesj Yeah china had nothing to do with it. 🙄😒

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@Grummz **Clears throat** 👇👇

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@AlchyVirusVirus @mortphis @esjesjesj You can gaslight them. Particularly as a medical authority like a doctor, into believing they are though.

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@TrueSlazac

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@IGN The list gets bigger.

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@Grummz She just confirmed it 30 minutes ago she's engaged to an anonymous man, gotta be my boy Grummz. Good luck, let me know where you're registered.

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@Kotaku They must have hired the same consulting company as the Horizon Forbidden West developers. Never forget what they took from you.

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@Grummz @CDPROJEKTRED When I was a wee kid back in the late 80s early 90s I wanted nothing but to go into the video game industry to make games. For a poor kid who had only lived inside a single wide trailer, whose bed consisted of a mattress on the floor, video games were a window to the world I

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@TheBabylonBee The Onion has already done this joke about a billion times.

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@RexByner @ScottAdamsSays Sounds just like the democratic party Ok maybe not the charismatic leader part, but 7/8 isn't bad

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@benshapiro How soft do you think this dude's hands are?

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@Grummz The problem with Matt Walsh and those defending Sweet Baby Inc is they both have the same mentality as Jack Thompson. Which for any of you younger people that don't know who he is. He's famous for starting/leading the 'violence in video games causes violence in children' idea

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@Grummz Remember what Bartholomew 'Black Bart' Roberts said. "If you can't buy it in your country, then piracy is a victimless crime. " not an actual quote

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@esjesjesj As a landlord I just want to remind everyone not to forget to tip us. We work hard to keep your lines free of all the grease you pour down the drain.

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@ConceptualJames The people who don't want to reproduce aren't the people you want reproducing anyway. Its also a win for us, because as parents our ideas get to continue to live on in our children, theirs' dies with them. Theoretically anyway

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@Grummz If they're acting as representatives of the company, and that seems to be the case considering this is in the official discord. Then this is sounding like liable.

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@ggreenwald @elonmusk I saw where Elon has decided not to give in to Brazil. A single man being able to challenge the government of a country is the kind of sovereignty I think all people should have.

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@whstancil Yeah how weird would it be for someone running for president to try and appear more competent than they are to the general public when he is aware they are watching. No Will, I think the amazing thing is you actually posted this and consider it a salient point.

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@Lyde15 I'll tell you for a bunch of people mad about a list being made I sure have been put on a number of lists by those very same people here on twitter. Remarkable the disconnect there.

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@SweetBabyInc @insomniacgames Why can't Peter do the Wakanda salute?

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@Kotaku Nothing says omnipotent like not being able to stand up out of your chair.

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@Grummz I've been told these people are the good guys, but I think I'm starting to realize they may have lied to me. Can you believe that?

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@JoshuaPHilll @Esqueer_ This is hilarious. More of this. Really soak them though, make sure those apple watches and iPhones don't work any more.

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@AndrewYang When yang says not left, or right but forward what he's really doing is just turning left in a roundabout.

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@pcgamer Remember when you could opt out of skill based matchmaking by choosing to just not play ranked? Now instead you're a psychology experiment for the developers.

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@Lilith_Atheist Whoa, let's cool it with the anti-semitism, please and thank you.

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@cbouzy This dude ain't never been out of his white majority HOA controlled residential neighborhood.

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@Dexerto Pornhub out here acting like minors are their main demographic or something.

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@SepkoSfm @Kotaku Which part was homophobic?

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@hasanthehun "Largely peaceful protests"

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@esjesjesj Communists like Evan want you to believe in nothing but The Party. That's why anything not in support of The Party is fascism.

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@Grummz @Kneon One of the saddest falls for me personally was Bioware.

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@Grummz Its one of the clearest signs that the industry is full of activists rather than people trying to make and sell games.

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@Grummz Grok, play All I Do Is Win by DJ Khaled

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@MattWalshBlog Mr. Walsh what you need to understand is that the last time outsiders stepped into the world of gaming they did so solely to push a political agenda. It was catastrophic for the space, and world of video games, and video game journalism is largely dead because of it. Many of us

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@pearlythingz Fellas if you listen to grifters like @pearlythingz you deserve all the loneliness coming your way in the future.

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@MythinformedMKE @ConceptualJames Two of the greatest intellectuals of our time right there.

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@nichegamer I can't believe they made Zelda a girl. Who's next? Metroid Man?

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@pcgamer I didn't know hip hop music was part of asian culture during the Oda period.

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@covie_93 An armed society is a civil society.

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@FuckKoroks Me who stopped reading after they said "Right Wing memes are short and sweet" "Yes"

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@ethangach Wow a kotaku editor making false threats against themselves so they can play the victim? I am totally unsurprised. Gamergate was the last time these people were at all relevant, and they want that back so bad they'll go to these depths for it.

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@9mm_smg Graphic design is my passion

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@ac_landmarks Oh my god you'll block me? But then how will I ever learn history?

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@DLgodlessbitch I'm no christian, but its no more of a preposterous notion than being created from nothing.

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@katrinaltrnsl8r If the translators didn't keep adding their own spin to things then maybe they'd have a future

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@wigger Same manager and playbook, different team.

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@AuronMacintyre "I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not."

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@nhannahjones Oh man you'll have to learn a marketable skill beyond screaming 'racist' at every thing. You gonna be ok?

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@JoelWBerry @RBryant2012 Because it's not about consumer choice. They're mad anyone would dare oppose them. Also the last time most of these people held any sort of relevancy was during gamergate. They want that relevancy back so bad they'd lie and cheat to get there.

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@EquallyFern @MasterBeef93 @VitoComedy @Grummz They let minors on this app?

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@SepkoSfm @Kotaku I am genuinely curious what you find homophobic about it.

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@Rin_Vixen Oh no I'm not buying it because assassin creed hasnt made a game worth buying since black flag. The DEI garbage is just the icing on that shit cake.

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@pearlythingz I'm less offended by her shirt than I am your grift Pearl.

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