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I'm difficult. Be with me at your own risk. Pistanthrophobic. Athazagoraphobic. Metathesiophobic. Gattara. Wanderlust. Snapchat: amelyaj Instagram: amelyajamal

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Joined June 2011
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@TheMiaJamal
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9 months
y'all pls don't make any payments to this person (@/nadhira_ry1) unless jumpa f2f to get the tix in your hands ok? she's been making sales using a pic i posted in 2017. L : my tweet abt a lost IC R: her "providing proof" to her buyers that she is "genuine" dp & IC pun lain 😭
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@meinmokhtar suka vibe anon ni. dia cerita mcmtu je. suami kantoi pun dia mcm ok good dah ada bukti, masa utk jatuhkan dia. love schlove, curang is curang. bagi lagi, anon 😂
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@MALAYSIAVIRALL disgusting! boleh nampak the guy pun dah merah muka kena mcmtu. if you're too broke to buy a gift, just say congratulations & balik. takyah beli gift "bajet" mcmni. sial lah, dapat makan free, mcmni pulak layan raja sehari tu.
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@TheMiaJamal
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@pelisahh macam susah je kahwin. kena byk kali ambik wudhu pulak eh. eh bingung lah
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@aaizatnizam Sol ni ada sakit mental ke? genuinely asking and not trying to diss him. like, dia ada mental health issues ke?
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@TheMiaJamal
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@AisyaZainal i was fasting and one of my Russian colleague heard the azan Zohor near our office and quickly came to me like "so you're done right? can lunch with us?" 🥲🥲🥲
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@faIiqfahmie nooooo fr! this has happened to me before! like the person even peaked the head out before tutup pintu lift like nak ckp "haha lambat" tp lift tak gerak? but then bila bukak balik, empty ???
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@TheMiaJamal
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1 year
58k ??? am i building a house in the stadium or... ???
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@TheMiaJamal
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8 years
pakcik/makcik in family's WhatsApp group starter pack
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@TheMiaJamal
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pole dancers these days are getting even more and more provocative http://t.co/x2gNCXVf1o
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@TheMiaJamal
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@ketengahketepi i baru nak side dengan gf anon ni ckp betul lah tu dia bukan mak you, she's your equal. tapi kalau dah dia yg petik dulu pasal nak anon jaga mcm ayah dia jaga... wah wah... one-sided punya demand ni
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@TheMiaJamal
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taktau la anak sapa i pungut ni dulu tapi memang membesar bak juara sgt si gemok ni
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@yemmeow
PRE ORDER THE CHAOTIC CATS CALENDAR NOW
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Kutip la kucing gais. Comel gila yang dikutip pun 😭😭😭
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@TheMiaJamal
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2 years
@TikTokBerguna pretty privilege? more like ability to withstand own's cringeness privilege.
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@TheMiaJamal
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3 years
@aqilnaufalv possible and tbh, it feels like such an achievement kalau dpt Ramadhan tu penuh. rasa mcm yasssss takyah ganti apa apa tahun ni 😂 sbb kadang kadang dah rasa mcm boleh penuh dah ni, pastu hari last ke 2nd last tu hmmmmm tak jadi penuh 😭
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@TheMiaJamal
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@NaimNawrouz ??? amende dia ni? "we should prioritize the real Swifties" ye betul. but let's be ffr, the real priority falls on the people with 💰💰💰
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@TheMiaJamal
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@najimjimjim AKU MATI MATI INGAT BETUL TOMOK 😭😭😭
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7 months
@brgsjks tak. sebenarnya kalau dia stop je terus ckp "eh sorry, saya ingat perempuan" hbs dah malu dia. ni sambung "saya tau, tapi laki takboleh pakai cmni" LAAAAHHHH
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@TheMiaJamal
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2 years
@draensaari talking stage loyalty is a real struggle tbh 🥲
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@TheMiaJamal
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1 year
@bckupacc99 i don't even like kids but.. honestly? you left the kid there and still marah the kid about it? really? tak rasa apa apa langsung?
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his favorite lawn table fell and broke. we threw it out. dia sanggup duduk situ tunggu lori sampah ambik meja tu ☹️
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@holiltheV reading this thread, you answered that riddle right. you did have the kebijaksanaan compared to him. jijik!
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1 year
@hannabunnyb dunia, babe. asal lawa, asal handsome.. terus je "i can fix him/her" hmmmmm yg tak lawa/handsome ni jugak dikecam 😭
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1 year
@iNyomRei you stay dressed and let her stay pressed ok 😘
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@TheMiaJamal
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8 years
hhdjhdjhsjhshshs i've been doing it wrong this whole time?! the next time i see a guy i like, imma do this
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@hfzamrn never thought i would cry reading a thread of 2 male bestfriends. stay strong, bro. semoga kawan you tenang & rohnya dicucuri rahmat
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@hjrqsturi @hannabunnyb it IS logic, babe. sebab crabs usually shed during that time. so they eat a lot to molt into their new skin/shell. haaa time tu la kita kaut dia 🤭
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@TheMiaJamal
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storm vs STORM
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@yemmeow
PRE ORDER THE CHAOTIC CATS CALENDAR NOW
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nugget vs NUGGET
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@namjoona9764ps2 just gonna leave this here. iykyk 🤐
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@TheMiaJamal
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@pseudo_tazia study kat Malaysia ke, study overseas ke.. tu bukan pengukur "speaks good English" study kt London 10 tahun pun still "dats mean" je tak kesudah, then there's no need to flex that "study overseas" tu sangat
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@TheMiaJamal
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@SyedAkramin disgusting! not even using a fake account with dp dengan wife pun ada hati comment cmtu? org lain comment kt gambar wife dia cmtu baru dia tau
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@TheMiaJamal
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@lattedingin yang mak bapak i pulak masih tak faham the value/rugi if kita beli 1 je barang utk setiap kali delivery. bila i ckp, diorg panggil i berkira. ya Allahhhhh dia nak beli fresh milk RM11.90 bayar delivery RM7 aku stressedddttt 😩
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@TheMiaJamal
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@ayspaces bencinya dgr org enable kecurangan dengan "kalau kau jaga dia baik2 dia takkan curang" like ??? kalau kau rasa kau layak dpt lebih baik, just let go? why cheat?
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@twtbiy i looooooveee this for her. i'm not even her fan but i rasa for so fuckn long, she kept being professional, tak pernah comment byk, comment pun sikit2 cover2 je. kali ni dia luah semua. kau bagi je keluar semua BA, takyah jaga dah aib cetan2 tu. SPILL THE TEA done hasut
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@TheMiaJamal
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@malissaali exactly! but some people stick by that "tetamu pembawa rezeki" and yes, i agree but like.. common courtesy where??? and some people would say saudara mara takpayah bgtau kalau nak dtg but why not?? why? it's just basic manners 😭
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@TheMiaJamal
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hello! i’m just wondering did you guys know that if you’re traveling with MAS from the KLIA airport, you can checkin AND do baggage drop as early as 24hours before your flight? idt a lot of people know this. if you do, great. if you don’t, pls spread this around. thanks ✨
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@TheMiaJamal
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2 years
@porinaaaaa i'm glad that's what her identifier would be from now on. she's Zoe, the Charles & Keith girl 💅🏽
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@TheMiaJamal
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@aqashanalani tak. masalahnya post gambar cincin nak dpt attention crush. crush fikir dia tunang org terus remove lahhhhh backfired betul 😩
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@najihahshahrel "no stalk" she said, sambil swipe card orang yg tengah stalk 😂😂😂 comel lah!!!
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@TheMiaJamal
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@pelisahh ish la pel ni
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@TheMiaJamal
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2 years
@rafiquemuzhaffa i wish more people understood the need of bawak crying babies/toddlers out, to not disrupt other people 🥺 instead of going "ko dah ada anak nanti baru paham"
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@TheMiaJamal
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7 years
ughh this is so satisfying
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@TheMiaJamal
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2 years
@MHaffizJ LMAO i read your response and like "why is he so mad about this anon wanting to approach someone unapproachable" 🤔🤔🤔
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@bckupacc99 cringe betul baca dia punya 😊☺️🙂 semua tu. kalau kena kt aku ni tak kuasa aku nak "tgk game dia padu ke tak padu ☺️" baaabeee just leaveeeeee. byk pulak masa nak layan budak 24 tahun sembang nak kahwin dua Allahu 😭😭😭
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@TheMiaJamal
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leave her. there’s no excuses for cheating
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@ftnnssr "kat luar ada kucing jantan lain akan pukul sbb jelers dia hensem" lahhhh 😂😂😂
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@dhivilmancrybby right??? i've been saying this! at least prompt an alert like Netflix does 😂 "are you still at the Pan Mee shop?"
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@MHaffizJ ??? share dlm group? imagine sharing your glorified partner in a group? no, at this point bukan you yg busuk hati. dia yg too much? share kt status sendiri tu tkpe lagi
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@JackSingh01 loveee that the boy is so defensive of her mom cos i'd be doing the same thing as a kid and my mom would shove me like that jugak 😂😂😂
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@TheMiaJamal
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@SNWCHlLD guys on dating app really be asking/saying the wrong (if not scary) questions sometimes
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@ketengahketepi if you memang chocolate lover, and suka dark chocolate and other bitter chocolate yg jenis 95% cacao etc.. then yes, you will like this. if not, stick to Cadbury jelah selamat sikit 😂
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@tattyhassan asking for your FREE advice on his relationship? so desperate for your attention wtf
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@TheMiaJamal
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@asoshiation BABE YOU CAKAP EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND DARI SEMALAM. gila ke bagi pembunuh jadi e-hailing drivers. tak memasal la dia panggang aku kt enjin dia pastu buang kt gaung mana2
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@aiinitae yang pel mintak kucing kan? kenapa bagi Pikachu?
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@meinmokhtar mein punya ngl ke ni? murni nya post kali ni. tenang betul hati baca ngl kali ni 😂 semoga anon ni & his little family always dipermudahkan urusan & happy always!
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@farahizhr lost a cat like this and she was wearing pink collar too. but this isn't her 😔 i hope this kitty gets back to the owner cepat. mesti they miss each other rn
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@TheMiaJamal
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@TYRADNE the way i gasped at this tweet 😂
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@ketengahketepi disebabkan you yang baru, you pindah jelah. i fhm mslh you ni sbb i pun not that fond of kids tp you ckp housemates lain dah lama kt situ. diorg dah ada bond & persefhmn with each other but you baru lg, sbb tu you rasa mcm dia incosiderate tp takkan nak dia tekup mulut anak dia?
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@chairman_GLC ramai sangat bawak teh. i bawak ni lah utk "potluck" kali ni
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@brgsjks knp kahwin ni mcm satu aim/goal? dia hbs 2026 ke 2030 ke kalau u mmg sure dia syg u, u syg dia, tgu jelah? trtekan sbb org asek tanya bila nk kahwin? kalau u main pilih tangkap muat je kahwin, later LAGI u tertekan. time tu baru nk "Salam nep, hide profile aku sbb salah kahwin"
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@pelisahh why do you care? if she hates or likes you, why does that matter to you?
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2 years
honestly everyone should be in f&b or service providers at least once in their life. you'll learn so much about human behavior & it's so humbling. it'll teach you that money really can't buy class.
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Tak malu ka nak mengamuk tengking2 buat kecoh kat dalam store semata-mata secawan americano mcm ni? Orang dah explain, tetap jugak nak kata dia yang betul. Kesian yang kerja f&b kadang2 kena layan customer dari neraka macam ni. Haish. My anger issues could never layan jenis ni🤬
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@KucingBertweet sumpah kalau kucing i balik semula, i buat kenduri syukur/doa selamat 😭😭😭
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@pelisahh you try jap buat benda sama. cth kalau dia tak suka ikan patin masak tempoyak, one day you masak bnd tu, pack elok2. kalau dia tanya you masak utk sapa? ckp je "sebok lah. ni utk kwn i. you kan tak mkn ni" tengok dia keluarkan resit beli barang dapur tp you masak utk org lain
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@ZackAvaricious @ItsAlifAzizan right? like nobody's gonna say that outfit is ugly obviously. it's songket, it's modern, it's a fusion, it's art and exquisite. yes, we get it. but to wear it for Raya ????! gurl bffr
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@brgsjks yang ambik gambar ni ke mangsa nya?
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@eaxyblxcksheep @AhmadFaezal4 yes, betul. even ada some fishes yg boleh hidup kat dasar laut tu, tapi kalau kita ambik bawak naik atas ni, rupa dia jadi lain sbb tekanan air/udara kita kt atas ni tak sama dengan tekanan habitat dia kt bawah tu
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@Kiselwitxh_ babe, try using dandruff punya shampoo for your dandruff tu. kalau split ends memang patut trim je sebenarnya. but if your scalp is covered by dandruff pun, hair growth tak ok. so better fix the dandruff problem dulu. can try this one bcs it's effective for me
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@tattyhassan tengah tulis, letak pencil tu kejap, pencil tu roll off the table & jatuh. pastu nangis sebab kenapaaa dia kena jatuhhh 😩
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@pelisahh this is the function of a husband. to do all the thinking for us. we're already overthinking by default, they need to take some of the load off of us 🥲
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@4hmadsyaf1q92 ini jenis mintak maaf budak budak 😂 umur berapa ni? dia mintak maaf sambil defend diri. so dia faham tak salah kt mana?
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@__loveshak my parents would never let me live down that one time in 1999 or 2000 that i asked "touch ngo tu apa?" as we were approaching the toll booth. pleaseee it's been 22 years 😭😭😭
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@NadhirNasar youre not wrong, but her train of thoughts is completely understandable. if this was vice versa, i'm sure the guy pun would appreciate it more kalau dia ckp "sebab i suka yg mcm you" instead of "sebab i memang takkan dpt yg mcmtu"
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1 year
aku musykil betul tgk comments under ni
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@CeddyOrNot but... it really was clear, Ceddy. Jalan TAR yg memang red zone time Ramadan haritu is as clear as ever tengahari tadi 😨
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@megsfranco pls la jgn cakap sebab muka, sebab fashion/dress-up ke apa eh. this act is just creepy, period. tak kisah la handsome ke, dress-up dripped down in designer ke apa. it's just creepy.
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@itsziha zaman kita dulu kalau taktau nak jawab apa, tinggal kosong je tau 🥲 zaman sekarang siap bagi "note" kt cikgu
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@NohaKhalil90 @AdwinWidanta tapi.... diorang pun hmmmmmmmm tkde la hensem kan? ke salah? 🙃
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@localrkyt ni jenis bapak yg anak dia lari bawak bola pingpong dlm sudu time hari sukan pun bapak dia nanti paling menjerit kt tepi padang 🥹
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@pelisahh you pujuk balik kucing sulung tu! don't take this lightly! i baca ni pun rasa sedih you boleh 😂😂😂 lagi ??? not funny, anon. kesian dia sampai duduk tepi bucu lps kena marah. dah la dia kucing 1st yg kena adopt, last2 dia pulak di anak tiri kan 😤
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@seulllxxx @fatinzulkiflee_ ya Allah wife dia punya la lawa 😭 what do men want
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@localrkyt comel part adik dia pun innocently "happy birthday kakak" in the background 🥹🥹🥹
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@meinmokhtar harap bini kau mintak tumpang dengan segala jantan yg IKHLAS nak tolong dia
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@nurshafiyyahh because "kakak always kena mengalah" and just whatever feelings you have are invalid cos you're kakak 😔😔😔
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@arlinabanana guys memang mcmni. masuk Sephora salah, masuk Watsons salah, masuk Guardian salah, masuk mall salah, tapi nak gf/bini lawa terjaga elok itu ini. dah tu takkan nak jaga penampilan guna cili giling 🙄
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@nurul29ain @faliqfahmie the audacity to ask you to kurus first to kahwin with him when he looks like that 😔
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@aqashasays ironically, the baby has the same birthday as me. lemme ask my mom if she was aware of my.... development
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@nabilfikran10 it's giving Anjung Seri or Impiana magazine vibes 🥲
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@1zwanzul punya la dibenci ramai. brands pun kena laju2 selamatkan diri 😂
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@nabilfikran10 the way youre unnecessarily provoking me rn 💀💀💀 SARSI PALING BAWAH ?!
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@pelisahh jumpa 4 times a week and still taknak let him go have his own me time, admitted yourself that you ada attachment issues tapi taknak kahwin sbb rasa muda?! GURL PICK A STRUGGLE! kalau clingy gf lain dah cair dah bf ajak kahwin tau!
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@rinmansor betullll. bila time sakit baru terasa mcm.. maybe tak perlu kot alone all the time 😂
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@MALAYSIAVIRALLL harap budak budak ni semua berjaya dunia akhirat. tak sia sia mak bapak bagi makan 🤧
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@nurynnnsss @MHaffizJ my friends call me Mia instead of Amelya. ok sekian.
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@flwrsxB siap sambung the next day (lepas 12am tu kan) utk memperkukuhkan lagi argument nak kahwin dengan nurse 😭 like as if the prev reasons werent cringe enough 😭
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@pelisahh babe semua org grew up with trauma masing2. whether it's parents' broken marriage ke, absent parents ke, childhood abuse ke.. mcm mcm lg lah. but mcm mana you nk couple dgn org berkepit 24/7 tp bila ajak kahwin eh too young too traumatising pulak? cuba reverse the roles adil tak?
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@seokjinfile just gonna leave this here. iykyk 🙂
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@annjfr my brothers are twins and my mom named the first twin yg keluar tu Johan bcs he came out first. pastu time diorg kecik, dtg my sports day kt sekolah, dia asek tanya mak i knp nama dia asek kena announce 😂😂😂
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7 months
@amldrss youre better than me. i woulda cekik budak tu balik
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@TheMiaJamal
mia ✿
8 months
@natashagideon terpaling tak ni? 😂
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@TheMiaJamal
mia ✿
3 years
@S4rahnd betul. but how many of us have the privilege untuk cakap mcm tu? mana mana ok, asalkan senang dapat 😰 some ppl dqh biasa naik Grab dlm RM10-15, tiba tiba now naik sampai RM37! to some people, money is an issue. not blaming you tho bcs i know to some ppl, money is nothing.
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@TheMiaJamal
mia ✿
3 years
@neyrashazeyra he's been in business for 6 years and still.. didn't manage to figure out that this was FREE exposure for him? kalau la dia just apologize and own up to improve, i rasa lagi padu business dia. too bad he was busy menunggang 🏍
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