Me realizing I’m getting sucked back into depression: maybe I should shower and talk to my friends?
Me in denial: nah, just stay inside where no one has to see you, talk to customers you hate for 8hrs, don’t see the light of day, and keep binging Netflix. EZ.
Ordering a pizza and wings may not fix my headache, but it might fix my depression for at least 30 minutes and tbh that’s worth the $20 to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Caught a glimpse of my ass in the mirror and ??? Damn she got thicc, double cheeked up, hella ass 👏🏼 now I just need the snatched waist and it’s over for you bitches 😎
PSA: Customer service lines are not your personal phone sex lines or there for you to say whatever sexist shit you think is charming. Get to the point and let me do my job then get off the phone.
If you’ve ever wondered what the ‘peak’ Maddy experience is, it’s eating leftover salad that you forgot to put away from the bowl only using the salad tongs to shovel it into your mouth before your mom comes home and has to witness your disgrace.
Yeah Austin is killer hot and social interaction is hard but you know whats the most stressful part of RTX?
Not knowing or being able to recall someone’s name when you KNOW you’ve interacted before (online or in person) 😳
I’m sorry in advance! I’m terrible with names!!
This could be you in
@FrameRateMerch
((pink hair not included))
Go grab your cropped FrameRate logo crewneck and help my modeling career pls 🙏🏼 ((also support my awesome friend Tina kthanks))
Just had a gaggle of little kids call me a ‘pretty garbage lady’ and tbh probably one of the most accurate descriptions of me ever. I may be a dumpster fire but at least I look cute?
The big reveal: Maddy’s ‘I can’t actually die so I guess I’ll just dye’ electric coral hair ✨💖🧡🌺 ((it’s far more pink in person than on camera))
Compliments accepted and criticism tolerated only if you’re gonna pay for someone to fix it for me 💁🏻♀️
Guys. She did it. My mom quoted a vine out of nowhere on her own, no prompting 😭 I’m so proud!
For those wondering: she was yelling at the cat and screamed ‘this is why mom doesn’t fucking love you’
My best friends just got married today and I am so happy for them 💕😭 please go congratulate them because they literally deserve all the happiness in the world!
To the guy who gave me the ‘hey how YOU doin beautiful’ 😏 at Safeway today: if I sounded harsh when I said ‘please don’t fucking talk to me’?
Then you’re welcome I said ‘please’ 😘
She is so pretty I don’t deserve her 😭 I have literally the best, most supportive friends in the universe 🥺 thank you so much
@TinaNarvaezJr
&
@RayNarvaezJr
💜💜💜
To the customer who screamed so loudly at me for 15 minutes that I just turned down the phone volume and proceeded to play Skyrim on my Switch until she hung up:
You need to have some breath support when you scream or else you’re gonna really ruin your vocal chords.
Personally, I don’t think it’s cheating to follow a guide...especially if I was never going to find all these locations on my own ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The search to find all Link’s memories continues on stream in 25 minutes!
Awesome things at the Austin airport this morning:
1. The TSA lady on the x-ray was really excited about my ice skates.
2. The gate agent said my passport picture looked like Demi Lovato.
3. There were dogs.
For those who know, I’m on this crazy diet right now for 6-ish weeks where I’m trying to not eat sugar, grains, soy, dairy, and alcohol and then fasting one day a week by only drinking bone broth (the worst day of the week)
I’m one week in and I’ve already lost 10lbs 🥳Worth it!
Home from Chicago!
Here are some selfies because THIS DRESS IS SO CUTE!!! Thanks
@TinaDayton
for supporting my new fall fashion addiction of knee high socks and black dresses 😎💜🖤
Genuinely surprised with myself but we made it bois: 46 days with no processed sugar, alcohol, gluten, dairy, or soy. 18.5 lbs down 🙌🏼 and literally the only thing I changed was my diet 😎 Some days were harder than others but happy I made it. Cheat day today 🥐🧀🍝🍰🍫🥂💐🐣🐇
Half of me wants to be an e-girl who has an onlyfans and sugar daddy the other half really wants to embrace the retro, 1950’s housewife look and bake muffins in my spare time while swing dancing in the kitchen....
I apologize for not being very active online lately but this has been my life the past month and honestly? Summer is my favorite season for a reason ☀️ now who wants to come over and have drinks on the lake? 🍹
👋🏼 Hello!
I’ve been awake since 7am on my one day off this week to go run a 5k with my mom that I completely forgot she signed us up for...wish me luck!
I’d like to say thank you to early-morning Maddy who told herself to put on a jacket over my nice interview clothes because my dumb ass KNEW I would spill coffee down my front at some point before my interview. 200 IQ plays 😉
There are 19 breeds of horse in Red Dead Redemption 2 from Appaloosas and Arabians to Shires to Mustangs, and each handles differently with its own characteristics. Horses can be captured and broken out in the wild, purchased from stables or acquired by more underhanded means.
Getting a pap tomorrow and like what’s the ettequite here? Do I open with a joke or does that just make things worse?
I’m thinking something like, ‘congrats, you’re the first person I’ve taken my clothes off for in years’
And do I look at them when they’re finger deep or ????
Bravely wore white shorts for the first time and ~almost~ had my worst fear come true.... luckily made it home in time and did NOT shit my pants 😌 what’s your ‘win’ for today?
*Looking at my suitcase that won’t close*
Maybe I packed too many shorts?
Should I ditch the overalls?
I can’t take out my skincare and makeup...
Do I absolutely NEED 3 pairs of shoes? ((yes))
(Solution: just sit on your suitcase till it closes)
G’night! See you soon ATX ✨🌵
Well I was going to start working out again today but instead I took my dog to the park and then got a blizzard at Dairy Queen as my dinner??? Where did I go wrong?
Good morning friends!
Remember, when one door closes, don’t wait for another to open. Start looking for a window, a vent, a sledgehammer, anything. Because when things don’t go as planned, you gotta know you can still make it on your own 💪🏼
I think at this point, if somebody gave me a kiss on the forehead??? I would just explode. Brain function.exe would just stop working and I’d never emotionally recover.
Got a new therapist and dropped her after 3 sessions full of red flags 🙃 I mentioned that I don’t like my body and I’m not very confident and she immediately said ‘oh a lot of men don’t care if you’re overweight’…who the FUCK said anything about men? Or caring what they think?
Hi good evening, I just went to take a drink from my water bottle and found an earwig bug hiding in the straw when SOMETHING STARTED MOVING IN MY MOUTH WHEN I WENT TO TAKE A DRINK...I think tonight is the night I finally eat soap
Hoping everyone had a Merry Christmas! I haven’t really felt the holiday spirit this year with all the stress in my life but here’s to hoping for getting back to a new normal and better things to come. Thanks to everyone who has stuck with me this past year ❤️ Love you fam ❤️🎄🍝
Finding a passion for anything in life is difficult when you'd rather just not exist...but here we are so I guess I should probably figure something out right?
Thanks to everyone for a great TwitchCon! Had so much fun working with
@FrameRateMerch
this weekend and getting to meet so many new people💜👾
Now it’s time to roll into a dumpster and sleep for days...
It’s me, ya girl. Sitting at a Starbucks at 5:30 in the morning waiting for $50 worth of chocolate croissants because you bet I’m about to make good on a dumb offhand comment rather than be a liar.
Happy birthday
@RayNarvaezJr
💜🎂✨ Congrats on unlocking the achievement: Plague Birthday - celebrate your birthday during a global pandemic 😎🔥
Miss ya and hope you have a great day! Pls enjoy this pic of you I pulled from my phone’s archives...
Drinks by Daylight stream is happening in 10 minutes because...I GOT THE JOB🎉🥂😎
Come hang out as we check out the newest killer on the PTB and listen to Christmas music because I KNOW it's still November but....Christmas...❤️💚🎄
Uhh I know this flight to Austin is only like 3 ½ hours but this Nintendo Switch was worth every fucking penny just to keep me entertained...how have I not bought one of these sooner 👀
Not being able to taste food but still knowing you need to eat is a super weird part of Covid. It’s all just…texture/temperature if that makes sense? 0/10, do not recommend.