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Seattle, WA
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
When that Christmas depression starts to hit because it’s another year later and you’re still a lonely piece of shit *dab*
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
Me realizing I’m getting sucked back into depression: maybe I should shower and talk to my friends? Me in denial: nah, just stay inside where no one has to see you, talk to customers you hate for 8hrs, don’t see the light of day, and keep binging Netflix. EZ.
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
Ordering a pizza and wings may not fix my headache, but it might fix my depression for at least 30 minutes and tbh that’s worth the $20 to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@TheMaddyMonster
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4 years
*My mom ordering food on Ubereats* Her: what do you want? Me:
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
Our Lyft driver took us through a Wendy’s drive thru because their lobby was closed and honestly, what a guy.
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@TheMaddyMonster
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4 years
Living my cottagecore dream today with ‘there’s no place like home’ vibes 💕🌼☀️🎀🏡
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@TheMaddyMonster
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7 years
Me: I'm gonna wear heels because they're cute and if they hurt, that's future Maddy's problem. Future Maddy:.....you bitch
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
Caught a glimpse of my ass in the mirror and ??? Damn she got thicc, double cheeked up, hella ass 👏🏼 now I just need the snatched waist and it’s over for you bitches 😎
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@TheMaddyMonster
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9 months
Wow, promoting yourself in another streamer’s bathroom smh 🤦🏻‍♀️ @RayNarvaezJr
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
PSA: Customer service lines are not your personal phone sex lines or there for you to say whatever sexist shit you think is charming. Get to the point and let me do my job then get off the phone.
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@TheMaddyMonster
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10 years
Having to flush twice is like congratulating yourself on your massive shit. Also it tells everyone else in the house of your accomplishment.
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
If you’ve ever wondered what the ‘peak’ Maddy experience is, it’s eating leftover salad that you forgot to put away from the bowl only using the salad tongs to shovel it into your mouth before your mom comes home and has to witness your disgrace.
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
Thankful for a lot today but especially for this lil potato 🧡 Everyone say hi to Sofia, the newest addition to the Spaghetti Fam!
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Yeah Austin is killer hot and social interaction is hard but you know whats the most stressful part of RTX? Not knowing or being able to recall someone’s name when you KNOW you’ve interacted before (online or in person) 😳 I’m sorry in advance! I’m terrible with names!!
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Sick & thicc
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@TheMaddyMonster
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8 years
Told you guys I saved the best costume for last! Halloween stream happening in 30 minutes ☠️🎃👻 #HappyHalloween #dancingpumpkin
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@TheMaddyMonster
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7 years
Morning search for free shit on Craigslist begins....oh also I made it to Austin🌵
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
This could be you in @FrameRateMerch ((pink hair not included)) Go grab your cropped FrameRate logo crewneck and help my modeling career pls 🙏🏼 ((also support my awesome friend Tina kthanks))
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Just had a gaggle of little kids call me a ‘pretty garbage lady’ and tbh probably one of the most accurate descriptions of me ever. I may be a dumpster fire but at least I look cute?
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
@RayNarvaezJr @TubbyZach when the killer finally finds me working at the same generator I just blew up and I’m hoping they’ll take pity on me
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@TheMaddyMonster
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8 years
'Treat yo self' day 💋
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@TheMaddyMonster
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4 years
The big reveal: Maddy’s ‘I can’t actually die so I guess I’ll just dye’ electric coral hair ✨💖🧡🌺 ((it’s far more pink in person than on camera)) Compliments accepted and criticism tolerated only if you’re gonna pay for someone to fix it for me 💁🏻‍♀️
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
Guys. She did it. My mom quoted a vine out of nowhere on her own, no prompting 😭 I’m so proud! For those wondering: she was yelling at the cat and screamed ‘this is why mom doesn’t fucking love you’
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@TheMaddyMonster
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4 years
Just sent a ‘Monday’s am I rite?’ in an email and realized after I sent it that it’s Tuesday...
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@TheMaddyMonster
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8 years
'Hey, queefing is funny' - @RayNarvaezJr 2016
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
People who ride those stupid motorized scooters in the middle of traffic in Austin have big dick energy.
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
My best friends just got married today and I am so happy for them 💕😭 please go congratulate them because they literally deserve all the happiness in the world!
@TinaNarvaezJr
tina narvaez jr
5 years
Hi. Ray and I are married!
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@TheMaddyMonster
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4 years
To the guy who gave me the ‘hey how YOU doin beautiful’ 😏 at Safeway today: if I sounded harsh when I said ‘please don’t fucking talk to me’? Then you’re welcome I said ‘please’ 😘
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
There’s nothing like coming home after being gone all day and getting to finally take a shit in the comfort of your own bathroom 😌
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@TheMaddyMonster
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4 years
January 2020 vs December 2020
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
🎉🎉🎉PASSED MY EXAM 🎉🎉🎉 Aaaand now I get a 4 day weekend and I am LIVING 😍
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
Why go to bed on time for work when you could curl your hair...that no one is going to see because you work from home...whoops~goodnight✨
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@TheMaddyMonster
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7 months
She is so pretty I don’t deserve her 😭 I have literally the best, most supportive friends in the universe 🥺 thank you so much @TinaNarvaezJr & @RayNarvaezJr 💜💜💜
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
To the customer who screamed so loudly at me for 15 minutes that I just turned down the phone volume and proceeded to play Skyrim on my Switch until she hung up: You need to have some breath support when you scream or else you’re gonna really ruin your vocal chords.
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Happy National Spaghetti Day, Fam 🍝❤️
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@TheMaddyMonster
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8 years
Ray: i'm going hard on this [food]. No mercy. Tina: Do you want me to switch to support? #overwatchjokes @TinaDayton @RayNarvaezJr
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Personally, I don’t think it’s cheating to follow a guide...especially if I was never going to find all these locations on my own ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The search to find all Link’s memories continues on stream in 25 minutes!
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@TheMaddyMonster
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7 years
Photo dump because I’m a slut for cute filters, nice lighting, and a good hair day.
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@TheMaddyMonster
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7 years
Awesome things at the Austin airport this morning: 1. The TSA lady on the x-ray was really excited about my ice skates. 2. The gate agent said my passport picture looked like Demi Lovato. 3. There were dogs.
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
Merry Christmas, it’s amazing another year has gone by and no one wants to wife me but then again the first picture is basically exhibit A.
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
It’s me, your fave, lookin like a grape live on stream🍇💜
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
For those who know, I’m on this crazy diet right now for 6-ish weeks where I’m trying to not eat sugar, grains, soy, dairy, and alcohol and then fasting one day a week by only drinking bone broth (the worst day of the week) I’m one week in and I’ve already lost 10lbs 🥳Worth it!
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Home from Chicago! Here are some selfies because THIS DRESS IS SO CUTE!!! Thanks @TinaDayton for supporting my new fall fashion addiction of knee high socks and black dresses 😎💜🖤
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@TheMaddyMonster
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7 years
👏🏼I 👏🏼LOVE 👏🏼CITIES 👏🏼WITH 👏🏼 GOOD 👏🏼 PUBLIC 👏🏼 TRANSPORTATION 👏🏼 Seattle, you’re doing amazing sweetie 👍🏼
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
It is Wednesday my dudes...☠️
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@TheMaddyMonster
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8 years
Boo and I did some mounted archery practice today with friends 💘 thanks @SpitFirePaint for taking these photos!
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@TheMaddyMonster
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8 years
Well, since Grace called me out on it, I know I'm late to the party but....😘
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
Genuinely surprised with myself but we made it bois: 46 days with no processed sugar, alcohol, gluten, dairy, or soy. 18.5 lbs down 🙌🏼 and literally the only thing I changed was my diet 😎 Some days were harder than others but happy I made it. Cheat day today 🥐🧀🍝🍰🍫🥂💐🐣🐇
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@TheMaddyMonster
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4 years
Half of me wants to be an e-girl who has an onlyfans and sugar daddy the other half really wants to embrace the retro, 1950’s housewife look and bake muffins in my spare time while swing dancing in the kitchen....
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@TheMaddyMonster
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10 months
I’ve been rockin the red lip lately 💁🏻‍♀️💋 (literally I look so good lately wtf)
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
Cheers 🥂 we day drinking bois😎💕
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@TheMaddyMonster
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8 years
I'd like to give a shoutout to my mom for creating me and to corsets and a good bra for making my boobs like fantastic in this dress ❤
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I tried 💕
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
Oh yeah? Could a ‘depressed’ person do THIS??? 💁🏻‍♀️
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
🎉 I’m officially done with customers😭 One day off and then on to bigger and better things 💕
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@TheMaddyMonster
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4 years
I apologize for not being very active online lately but this has been my life the past month and honestly? Summer is my favorite season for a reason ☀️ now who wants to come over and have drinks on the lake? 🍹
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
Tina is so fucking pretty what the hell she really just did that to us 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@TinaNarvaezJr
tina narvaez jr
5 years
Oops I got a new phone 😊🤗
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@TheMaddyMonster
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5 years
👋🏼 Hello! I’ve been awake since 7am on my one day off this week to go run a 5k with my mom that I completely forgot she signed us up for...wish me luck!
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Pictures I take after dental surgery vs the one my grandfather takes of me...
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@TheMaddyMonster
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4 years
My sweet festive son 🧡
@BulbaGanda
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4 years
This is amazing 😍 By daveliquidlizard / Instagram
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@TheMaddyMonster
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7 years
Current mood: Stich reading about the Ugly Duckling and realizing he doesn’t know who he is or what he’s doing with his life anymore.
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
I’d like to say thank you to early-morning Maddy who told herself to put on a jacket over my nice interview clothes because my dumb ass KNEW I would spill coffee down my front at some point before my interview. 200 IQ plays 😉
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Not to have big horse girl energy but this post basically just gave me a reason to buy this game.
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6 years
There are 19 breeds of horse in Red Dead Redemption 2 from Appaloosas and Arabians to Shires to Mustangs, and each handles differently with its own characteristics. Horses can be captured and broken out in the wild, purchased from stables or acquired by more underhanded means.
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@TheMaddyMonster
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7 years
Ah, yes. The 7AM, Monday morning, 'literally couldn't be any louder if they tried' garbage collection. My kink. 🙃🔫
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Go support my modeling career @FrameRateMerch (.com) 😘
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@TheMaddyMonster
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8 years
Does it make anyone else sad that 'Kappa' is not an Apple approved emoji? HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPRESS MY MEME LIFESTYLE???
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@TheMaddyMonster
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3 years
Getting a pap tomorrow and like what’s the ettequite here? Do I open with a joke or does that just make things worse? I’m thinking something like, ‘congrats, you’re the first person I’ve taken my clothes off for in years’ And do I look at them when they’re finger deep or ????
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@TheMaddyMonster
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10 months
Are you ready for it? 1.24.2024
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
This is the only post I need today thank u Twitter 🙏🏼
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@TheMaddyMonster
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3 years
Bravely wore white shorts for the first time and ~almost~ had my worst fear come true.... luckily made it home in time and did NOT shit my pants 😌 what’s your ‘win’ for today?
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@TheMaddyMonster
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3 months
I’ve officially entered a whole new era of being in my 30’s which is planning to throw a birthday party for my dog (she’s turning 5 this month 😭💙)
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
*Looking at my suitcase that won’t close* Maybe I packed too many shorts? Should I ditch the overalls? I can’t take out my skincare and makeup... Do I absolutely NEED 3 pairs of shoes? ((yes)) (Solution: just sit on your suitcase till it closes) G’night! See you soon ATX ✨🌵
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@TheMaddyMonster
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4 years
Well I was going to start working out again today but instead I took my dog to the park and then got a blizzard at Dairy Queen as my dinner??? Where did I go wrong?
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Good morning friends! Remember, when one door closes, don’t wait for another to open. Start looking for a window, a vent, a sledgehammer, anything. Because when things don’t go as planned, you gotta know you can still make it on your own 💪🏼
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@TheMaddyMonster
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8 years
Thanks to everyone who lets me into their lives ❤️ I'm so thankful to all of you for your love, friendship, and kindness (also the memes)✨🍝😘
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@TheMaddyMonster
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3 years
What if we held hands at the Monster energy offices 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
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@TheMaddyMonster
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4 years
Last night’s thirst selfies because I can’t get enough of this Snapchat filter 🧡
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Dab masters at work✨ Love this girl and all she does for the community. @KdinJenzen you’re such a blessing 💕
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@TheMaddyMonster
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8 years
So I dyed my hair last night......
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@TheMaddyMonster
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4 years
I think at this point, if somebody gave me a kiss on the forehead??? I would just explode. Brain function.exe would just stop working and I’d never emotionally recover.
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@TheMaddyMonster
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3 years
Got a new therapist and dropped her after 3 sessions full of red flags 🙃 I mentioned that I don’t like my body and I’m not very confident and she immediately said ‘oh a lot of men don’t care if you’re overweight’…who the FUCK said anything about men? Or caring what they think?
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@TheMaddyMonster
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4 years
Hi good evening, I just went to take a drink from my water bottle and found an earwig bug hiding in the straw when SOMETHING STARTED MOVING IN MY MOUTH WHEN I WENT TO TAKE A DRINK...I think tonight is the night I finally eat soap
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Hoping everyone had a Merry Christmas! I haven’t really felt the holiday spirit this year with all the stress in my life but here’s to hoping for getting back to a new normal and better things to come. Thanks to everyone who has stuck with me this past year ❤️ Love you fam ❤️🎄🍝
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Finding a passion for anything in life is difficult when you'd rather just not exist...but here we are so I guess I should probably figure something out right?
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@TheMaddyMonster
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8 years
Yo, we real cute @TinaDayton 💕 #RTX2016
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Thanks to everyone for a great TwitchCon! Had so much fun working with @FrameRateMerch this weekend and getting to meet so many new people💜👾 Now it’s time to roll into a dumpster and sleep for days...
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@TheMaddyMonster
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7 years
I felt it would be unfair if I didn't post the other pictures😉💕 #DreamDaddyGame
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@TheMaddyMonster
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8 years
💕🐕💕🐕 @TinaDayton
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@TheMaddyMonster
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8 years
Almost birthday buddies squad @MicaBurton
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
It’s me, ya girl. Sitting at a Starbucks at 5:30 in the morning waiting for $50 worth of chocolate croissants because you bet I’m about to make good on a dumb offhand comment rather than be a liar.
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@TheMaddyMonster
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4 years
This brought me back to simpler times
@RayNarvaezJr
rayyy lmao
4 years
who's up for a existential crisis?
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4 years
Happy birthday @RayNarvaezJr 💜🎂✨ Congrats on unlocking the achievement: Plague Birthday - celebrate your birthday during a global pandemic 😎🔥 Miss ya and hope you have a great day! Pls enjoy this pic of you I pulled from my phone’s archives...
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@TheMaddyMonster
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3 years
Thank y’all for the birthday wishes yesterday!! 💕 had a great day at a winery and today we’re off to float on the river 😎 It’s a good weekend~
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@TheMaddyMonster
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8 years
Because I liked what I had going on today 💕💋✨🎀
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Looked professional as heck for my interview btw 😘
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Drinks by Daylight stream is happening in 10 minutes because...I GOT THE JOB🎉🥂😎 Come hang out as we check out the newest killer on the PTB and listen to Christmas music because I KNOW it's still November but....Christmas...❤️💚🎄
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@TheMaddyMonster
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6 years
Uhh I know this flight to Austin is only like 3 ½ hours but this Nintendo Switch was worth every fucking penny just to keep me entertained...how have I not bought one of these sooner 👀
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@TheMaddyMonster
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3 years
Not being able to taste food but still knowing you need to eat is a super weird part of Covid. It’s all just…texture/temperature if that makes sense? 0/10, do not recommend.
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