@delaneyzhane
@Ragulator
When I was a kid and I'd say a movie was bad my mum would always say "It's not bad, you just don't like it" That always stayed with me and applies to many things now
@hansmollman
Last year a guy stopped me in his car at my local shop 1 min walk from my home. He "only" offered me (a woman who didn't know him) a lift but he was very creepy about it. My 1 min walk home took 20 mins to make sure he didn't follow me and know where I lived.
@eleanorkpenny
1) At 28 missed the last step going down stairs, landed on a shoe, rolled my ankle & tore it up. Got stuck in Wales for a month til I could travel home.
2) At 8 broke my right wrist falling of a dining chair
3) At 13 broke my left wrist running on a wet floor (after being warned)
@eleanorkpenny
4)At 15 fractured a bone in my hand falling over when dancing to Spice Girls.
5)Around 7 or so gave girl a piggie back, fell over, she landed on concrete I on grass - she got bruised but I cut my head open. Still got the scar.
@no_goblins
Starbucks the other day & the woman serving us said the usual "hi how are you?", my friend replied "good, how are you?". The woman was clearly surprised to be actually asked how she was & stumbled her reply. We enjoyed chatting with her. Not hard to be nice to customer servers x
@_annarebecca
@katB_29
His behaviour has crossed multiple boundaries professionally and personally. Don't be gaslit into thinking him possibly losing his job would be your fault - it's entirety on him. All of this is on him for choosing to act this way. He deserves to be reported x
@eleanorkpenny
6) Stubbed my to on an open drawer, walked away (didn't put the drawer back) came back in and stubbed it again on the same drawer, broke 2 toes.
7) Tripped over a metal laundry hanger, flew towards the cat, tripped over him and broke another 2 toes
@BootsMcGoot
Another one is looking at lava on the TV and thinking I looks inviting enough to put my hand in it.
Also, being up in a tall building & the urge to jump off. Not in a suicidal way. The opposite of vertigo? Like it feels good and freeing and the landing would be soft
@Kano_Melissa
@Backpainandwine
@GillCraigie
Might be news to you Melissa but its perfectly normal for some women to not actually enjoy being around children. Inferring there's something wrong with us is patronising, reductive, and quite frankly bollocks. I have zero interest in kids and that's completely valid.
"It's been inevitable we'd see it in this country" - Then why the fuck did you allow everything to open back up?!? Oh that's right you didn't want to pay furlough anymore.
BBC News - Second wave of Covid-19 coming to UK, says PM
@yourfeminstboss
Right?! Mention you have a bf they (generally speaking) back off quick. God forbid they step on another mans toes. But what about MY toes?! I used to laugh at having a friend pretend to be my bf but now it makes me angry that I had to do that because "No" wasn't enough.
Ladies, if you want to post pics of yourself naked, half naked, sexy or regular clothes, no make up or filters, full make up & filters.. then you go ahead and do it. You do you and fuck the hateful arseholes who try to bring you down. You're beautiful & can do what you want 😘
Oh how wonderful - a man who has never had a period is here to tell us how to deal with our periods cheaper. When the cheap pads get soaked through because they're crap & we're bleeding all over the place it's fine because at least we've saved money, right? Oh & btw: FUCK OFF
Can we please stop all this nonsense about people not being able to 'afford' to give their children breakfast or sanitary products? A bag of porridge to feed a family for a week costs £1. 3 packs of sanitary towels cost £1 in Home Bargains:
Hey
@MoonpigUK
, in the last 4 days you've sent 6 reminders about fathers day, including accusing customers of taking risks by not buying something yet. I've never bought fathers day stuff from you because my dad is dead.
1/4
@1ladyface
@Bronwyn_MayB
@eleanorkpenny
Haha thankfully most of those happened at a youngish age. I'm 32 now and I've only fallen down the stairs twice this year. Oh and had a tumble dryer door fall on my toe. Best year yet! 😂
@Lee_in_Iowa
@xLiserx
I got in trouble at school when a teacher asked about my dad not being at a parent teacher thing and my response was "Well do you want to dig him up or should I?" Apparently that wasn't the correct, or funniest, response.
@PretzelPapi
@bitchim999
There was NOTHING as disappointing as excitingly playing that one song you wanted and all you heard was "My fellow Americans..." 😂
Men: if a woman does not want to have contact with you on a social media site and blocks you, DO NOT dig and find their other socials to message them. It's stalking and it's fucking creepy.
Emrazz is right (though its not just in America). And this is why I can't stand people (especially other women) telling women to "block and ignore" misogynistic/hateful behaviour, or crying "you're just giving them attention". Either help us or shut the fuck up.
This is his hobby. Harassing, humiliating, or dismissing women as entertainment is America’s favorite pastime. It’s so popular that people of all genders regularly laugh along, and reflexively admonish women who try to make it stop.
Sorry but you're an absolute dumb fuck if you think c*s men are transitioning, or pretending to, to gain access to our spaces to hurt us. There's no need to put the extra effort in to do so when they can easily hurt us as is and get away with it 99% of the time.
Never. Not once. But I have been told by men numerous times when I've stood up and said something that I'm "overreacting", "it's just a joke", "just ignore him" etc. And this is in person and on here. I fucking hate "block & move on" - those people are part of the problem
Women, how often have you experienced misogyny, sexism, or sexual harassment in person and in the presence of one or more men and any of them pushed back in real time?
For me, it was once, ever. After educating men in my workplace, I’ve seen it a few times in a few years.
Hey, instead of whining about there being New Year Resolutioners in the gym, how about smiling at them, making them feel welcome, encouraging them, helping them when needed. Kindness costs nothing & might actually lead to someone staying the course & bettering their health
Off to "Chop and Chat", a local thing with people in the community where they get together to prep food and eat together. Tonight is mince pie making so bet your festive arse I'm gonna be there 😂
@suitablyprepare
@daraobriain
Yep. Couldn't figure out why my mum was so good at Sonic the Hedgehog when I got my Master System. Years later she told me in the weeks up to Xmas when I was at friends she's set it up and have a go 😂
I really wish (some) men would understand that it's not just 1 DM one time that bothers us. It's 1 DM after the hundreds before it from other men. All from men who ignore your clearly stated no DM rule. It's a cumulative effect. It's tiring constantly having your boundaries..
In the Tobey Carvery toilets, let out a fart thinking it was a small one only for it to sound like a long loud tuba note, to then hear someone a few cubicles down snort laugh 🤦♀️😂
PSA: If someone is expressing how bad they feel and you respond by telling them that others have it worse or they should be grateful for what they do have, then you're a dick. Even if you think they're being ridiculous - either comfort them or shut the fuck up
Its official! As of today I am the owner of my very own shop! I can't describe how excited and ecstatic and bloody proud I am for myself to be able to do this!
Beautiful people I need your help!
I have the opportunity to have an actual shop in a local arcade! I can pay the rent etc but what I desperately need to buy is some furniture/storage (cheap) to use.
If anyone can help I'd be eternally grateful! See next tweet ⬇️
Question: What word do people pronounce a certain way makes you irrationally angry? I'm not talking about lauguage barriers btw, more like:
People who say "babby" for 'baby', or
"Somethink" instead of 'something'.
Both of those make my piss itch 😡😂