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part 1. A thread.🧵
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and voted by many others in a previous poll beyond my wishes. I hate you all.
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Mackenzie Dern
It is not an MMA booty list without the most infamous one, that title belongs to Dern. Quite literally impossible to miss. You can't miss that kind of dump truck. Bobby Green said it all.
Wonderboy Thompson
Wonderboy is a pure boy who wouldn't do anything sinful. Unfortunately for him all that sin is backed up in his wonderass. You have to wonder(ass) how this guy makes WW.
Ailin Perez
The queen of twerk in the octagon, Perez has always gotten the attention of fans. And everyone always looks forward to her fights. She has a bright future ahead and behind her. 💀
🚨EXTREMELY HOT TAKE
CCCs prime was not that good:
- Barely won a controversial split against an injured DJ
- Knocked out a drained Dillashaw at 125
- Beat prime Marlon Moraes in a comeback, which didn't age well
- Beat out of prime, 4-year away Cruz in questionable TKO
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Joselyne Edwards
One of the most underrated asses in the business, Edwards' ass is always a sight to see on ESPN. We need better pictures, but her shorts are always fighting for their life half the time she fights.
Tyron Woodley
Everyone misses Woodley's dumpy in those tight ass Reebok shorts. Now it is lost in space and time, along with his ass.
At least he's eating good. Iykyk
@itsWinterWrites
I would say due to either everyone else being undeserving, or booked. Other than Sean.
Before Whittaker vs Costa, Jared was the only one in the top five that was coming off a win. He's still the only dude in the top five that has a winning streak, beating Strickland and Vettori.
There should be a 165 & 195 Division in the
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, 170 turning into 175. What fights would you make for a 165 & 195 pound title? Here's mine:
165 - Chandler vs McGregor
195 - Adesanya vs Pereira 3
“Are you ready for your MMA lessons?”
*Jon Jones gulps*
*GSP breathes heavily*
*Mighty Mouse nods nervously *
*Anderson Silva sighs*
“Yes, Death Sentence.” they all say in unison.
🇳🇱 Bas Rutten vs 🇭🇷 Mirko Cro Cop
The king of liver kicks vs the kick of head kicks. King of Pancrase vs King of Pride. Two of my favorites in a fight that makes sense. This would've been a very nice fight to witness.
🇺🇲 Rampage Jackson vs 🇺🇲 Rumble Johnson
Quite possibly the heaviest hitters in the LHW Division, and most definitely the most feared in it. No doubt someone is going to sleep in this one.
Paddy Pimblett and Jordan Leavitt
These two zesty ass motherfuckers are the gayest straight men on the planet. Especially Jordan Leavitt. Look at bro in the first picture, he ready to feast.
🇺🇲 Forrest Griffin vs 🇬🇧 Michael Bisping
Two of the biggest underdogs in MMA History that have always entertained fans, you would've thought they were Rocky.
Forrest and Bisping in my opinion would've had a war, especially if it was five rounds.
🇺🇲 Kevin Randleman vs 🇺🇲 Mark Coleman
Two of the best from the Hammer House. Best friends and teammates with similar styles. It would've been interesting to see how the two would matchup, knowing they were two of the best wrestlers at their time.
🇷🇺 Fedor Emelianenko vs 🇳🇱 Alistair Overeem
Another fight I thought added up well. I do believe if the K1/DREAM/Strikeforce version of Overeem met Fedor on his rear through PRIDE FC, he would've gave him a run for his money. I don't know about you, but I love this fight.
Takanori Gomi | ROTR 4
Winning against Matt Serra and rematching Caol Uno to a split draw, B.J. Penn went to ROTR and fought future PRIDE FC great Takanori Gomi.
Being one of his more bloody finishes, he had a competitive fight which ended in his first submission victory.
🇺🇲 Randy Couture vs 🇺🇲 Dan Henderson
Two of the very best MMA fighters that were Greco-Roman, NCAA Division l, and Olympic/Olympic Trial Wrestlers. Couture and Hendo have many things in common.
It is a shame we never got to see this fight.
🇧🇷 Vitor Belfort vs 🇧🇷 Shogun Rua
Dangerous, Fast and Powerful, Vitor and Shogun were feared strikers who ran through the greats of their era. I'm actually surprised this fight never happened in PRIDE or UFC.
🇺🇲 Chuck Liddell vs 🇵🇱 Jan Blachowicz
Heavy hitters in their prime, this is another cool matchup where someone is going to sleep, more than likely.
Note: Originally I was going to do Liddell vs Hendo, and it's a good one but Randy vs Hendo sounded a lot better.
I don't understand why you would go for a takedown against the best possible grappler in the division and fumble the bag after your striking was working just fine. 3-2 or 4-1 Pantoja.
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🇺🇲 Derrick Lewis vs 🇺🇲 Kevin “Kimbo Slice” Ferguson
Another bout where the styles mix well. Lewis and Slice had heavy hands that always make them a threat, and can knock almost anyone out. I don't think we would've seen another Francis vs Lewis with this fight. Someone sleepin.
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🇧🇷 Antônio Rogério Nogueira vs 🇧🇷 Glover Teixeira
Two dangerous boxers with threatening submissions, Lil Nog and Glover's styles would've given us an intriguing match.
🇺🇲 Rashad Evans vs 🇺🇲 Daniel Cormier
Two wrestlers and former champs with heavy hands, Sugar and DC at their prime were world beaters. They were actually scheduled to fight before but an injury came into play. This would've been interesting to see.
He also pulled one of the dumbest moves in his career by vacating and retiring, begging for Dana to let him back in right after, and wasting his prime years.
He's 0-2 since then. Now wants to fight Rob Font in the Apex. Cejudo is alright, but he isn't top 10-15 all time imo rn.