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@amuse Wow, a likeable role model thats an inspiration to young girls around the world. How could she!!
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@Rothmus Oh, ok. I hope you dont care that I dont watch it, then.
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@reddit_lies blatant racism
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@iamyesyouareno None of those look symmetrical?
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@OliLondonTV wow, its almost as if they dont have to respond to your little tantrum of entitlement. shocker.
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@AfricanHub_ nice ai art
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@tdkumon wow such a conspiracy theorist!
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@LibertyCappy thank fucking god we didnt have cameras everywhere and internet in our pockets when I was a kid. holy shit
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@GarbageHuman23 Dirty talk in the bedroom is totally okay. People have the weirdest kinks that turn them on.
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@MomsPostingLs Damn, be careful who you have kids with folks
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@AlphaNewsMN My kid thinks hes spiderman. Gonna drive him downtown and take him to the rooftops so he can practice his web-slinging
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@AGEllison How about holding the little gang members accountable?
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@Drodian_Pryme Imagine getting fired for saying a word on social media
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@JackPosobiec What do we want? DEPORTATIONS
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@9mm_smg This was easy to resolve. Either the whole table is all you-can-eat or it is all a-la-carte.
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@BonerWizard how to spot ai 101
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@AlphaNewsMN Yes, white supremacy problem when its gangs of 14 year old Somali pirates that are running loot farms on their stolen Kias. Make it make sense please.
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@Grummz @helldivers2 Specifically called out Spitz in my negative review on steam today. Not booting it up until the needle starts moving.
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@hayasaka_aryan the 33% didnt watch the debate
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@SenTinaSmith bleh. thanks for turning the state into Minnesomalia. 🀒 Ill keep my old flag, thanks.
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@WomenBeingAwful yeah no. this is how you get 0 friends and isolate your children
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@CrimeWatchMpls Somali pirates strike again!
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@OrwellNGoode wait till you see a chinese toilet
Tweet media one
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@OliLondonTV This guy has to be a troll, right? He's just seeing how far he can take this rabbit hole?
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@TheOmniLiberal You know literally nothing about the Ukrainian conflict.
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@InsaneCope I wish I could, but everywhere I go I see rainbows shoved down my throat.
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@Nokomis_Dad To get these out they had to employ a project manager, a graphic designer, source production and then have someone install it. Insane government overspending on something so trivial. Its not a private company doing this, it is done at your and my expense.
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@lporiginalg you know whats funny? I went to see Anastasia in the states. King Nicholas was played by a black actor, no lie. I actually burst out laughing and almost got kicked out.
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@deenafaywinter Literally a fifth column with allegiance to Somalia
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@GarbageHuman23 People are literally taking themselves out of the gene pool willingly. Your genes are like one of the only few things you can leave after yourself.
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@TheQuartering Chatting with a 17 year old is not the same as grooming a 13 year old and meeting up with them when they turned 16
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@Morbidful If jet fuel melted the steel beams, she wouldnt be alive standing there
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@DailyMail Give the kid a raise
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@AlphaNewsMN Unfortunately most of them are only driven by groupthink and they think they are all doing something really good
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@VivekGRamaswamy Vivek is hands down the best pick for VP. Not a single other candidate holds a candle to the legwork hes done over the last year.
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@ClownWorld_ But... But... They have technological superiority in Wakanda!
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@Cranberryscause We sure will let you know on a platform that matters Spitz. Although managing the community is your job. But hey, maybe arrowhead will figure out that they can eliminate your position now.
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@amuse what qualifications does she have to run the secret service if she was ceo of protecting doritos before?
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@BoundingComics Imagine running star wars into the ground. Holy shit what a blunder.
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@techopse @BoundingComics hahahaha. shes so wrong
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@nhannahjones The top 1% donate a lot, there are scholarships and public works that work solely on donations from these types of people. The top 1% pays around 50% of all taxes by volume. Tell me, whats their "fair share" that you are talking about?
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@InsaneCope its MUCH better than what we have today
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@SnowBallBoy777 @AlekseyGuild @Grummz Spitz deserves absolutely no credit for building this awesome game, but ABSOLUTELY deserves all the credit for killing it. Hopefully they use this as a case study of what not to do in the community manager school he went to.
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@IGN "historical figure"
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@JadeAtrophis But they're not happy about them ramming planets into eachother, they need it to be gay
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@amuse The lack of education in this country is concerning. There, fixed it for you.
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@AlphaNewsMN Only people that think that crime is down live in an ivory tower
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@chrxsafc @Dexerto They most likely will take it offline, rethink strategy and make it f2p. Or they will use it for tax write offs
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@MomsPostingLs shoulda tattooed that on her forehead instead
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@mobydickenergy Ill do you one better. Competitive sports of all kind is really bad for your health. Have you Seen Lebron's feet? Or the teeth of hockey players like Ovechkin? Or Ronnie Coleman that can barely walk now? Olympic level greatness demands sacrifice of this level.
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@Grummz As I was saying, it could've been entrapment to assassinate his character entirely. Where is this 17 year old from 7 years ago? They would be 25 now, they could share their side of the story.
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@GovTimWalz you mean to cheat
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@not__vee why does their art look like ai art
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@libsoftiktok Testosterone can definitely make people more aggressive. We dont know the full effects of long-term hrt on the female body. This could very well be a side effect. Im sure she was also on some kind of medication that could've altered her decision-making.
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@Hurricane_Gabby @TheOmniLiberal he gets his exercise by typing on twitter all day. thats what peak performance looks like.
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@libsoftiktok @MashpeeSchools Teach your children to stand up for themselves and never punish them for doing so. That was one of the best lessons I learned from my father early on. Whenever I got into a fight at school he never scolded me and instead taught me how to be resilient, how to defend myself and
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@NoLore what they think they'll accomplish is more revenue, what they will actually accomplish is capital and the wealthy leaving france
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@grimoirerpg Sorry. Im afraid my wife will get stalked on facebook by your staff if I play it. Pass.
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@themonaleo I remember the looting that happened. Highly doubt that it was indiscriminate shooting. Most likely protecting property and valuables from looters.
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@MomsPostingLs You could feed a family of 5 cannibals for a year
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@RealTPaine1 @TeaPainUSA Yep, I got fired for not taking the vax. But jokes on them because they had to give me a severance and bring me back just a few months later at a premium.
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@piersmorgan maybe you're one of the lucky few that got saline solution
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@robin4mpls What a shame. A house is their property and they should decide what to do with it, not you. This is where the slippery slope to communism begins. You come up with some arbitrary good cause, come up with some rules/laws, the owner says no because its his, then you have to start
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@covid_clarity this is so fucked.
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@InsaneCope why is it that sterilizing oneself are the only two options?
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@TPPNewsNetwork Truly unfortunate. RIP @CDPROJEKTRED inb4 soyboy Gary is the main protagonist in the next witcher.
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@OliLondonTV @JennaLongoria @RealSaavedra It was def a crew member having a power trip and a fit cause no one is affirming their delusion
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@bx_on_x @HoneyBadgerBite Ive literally had this scenario play out twice while I was in school/college. Except the girl wanted her "computer fixed". Good times.
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@ChayaRaichik10 thats a totally different person wtf
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@reddit_lies Lets be honest, nobody thinks that climate change is a hoax. Some people see it as a natural progression - climate has been changing since the dawn of creation, there are patterns that we dont know because we have not been recording temps long enough. The hoax is the carbon
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@charlieINTEL where are all the jesus stickers and skins
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@CrimeWatchMpls Cant have the whole world walking around on eggshells all the time. They probably think the world is against them and that they got fired because they are "trans" but the reality of it is that they are most likely are just a bad employee.
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@ShitpostGate Reign over me and that NBA one were pretty good
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@MomsPostingLs Idk how I could live with myself if my little girl did something like this to herself
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@CrimeWatchMpls At some point you need to realize that importing large quantities of people means you're also importing their culture. If they decide they do not want to assimilate, they're going to make YOU assimilate to their culture.
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@IGN its okay for these games to exist, but lets not pretend that its akin to a AAA blockbuster title. Its a niche game for a niche audience.
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@TinaSmithMN Hes not wrong
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@KariLake People protesting at all of the college campuses think that other people are like them and that most people are generally fundamentally good. Its the opposite. This is normal in a lot of cultures, unfortunately.
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@blondedcody @OrwellNGoode Its actually better for us to take shits in a squatting position
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@BleacherReport @wnbagoldenstate Appropriating culture is okay when its done to Nordic folk but not okay if its native Americans or people of color huh
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@Lucas_Gage_ They did it in the Russian Empire before that, too, which caused the bloody revolution and brought about the Soviet Union and communism.
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@Tim_Walz Thats a funny and biased way of framing things, ol chap
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@PlymouthMNPD Great. I remember when I could leave my car open and running with my backpack in the back. Oh, how times have changed, Plymouth. We need to get tougher on crime.
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@CrimeWatchMpls Why are Somalians so fond of the YMCA? Each one I go to is like 80% Somalians
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@MinneapolisPD Rest in peace, hero.
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@WCCO Hes going to get a pardon and there's nothing we can do about it
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@AlphaNewsMN strange times we live in
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@GenderJustice @nwlc They should compete in their own category
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@BigEdPvd @Morbidful Imagine thinking that it wasnt a controlled demolition.. Of 3 buildings that had all the evidence of a "misplaced" trillion dollars and had just had an insurance policy taken out for. And that were supposed to have extremely costly repairs to replace all the asbestos in them
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@GundamIsHere What a cetch!
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@Chrissy_NC @Drodian_Pryme What hate speech? Saying married to "broke niggas" and saying "niggers are bad" are worlds apart, for one. Two, you should aim have a society that is willingly applying standards of decency versus it being policed by an angry mob with cancel culture, or worse, the government.
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@Travis_4_Trump Vivek or bust
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@ArmchairW More like half an inch. Even half an inch to the right and it goes through his temple. The crazy thing is - the first shot hit. Trump is lucky he turned right. The shot must've come from pretty far away and the person is not a bad shot.
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@BrianaRoseLee the guys that got you out are the same guys the dont vote for walz
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@9mm_smg Wiping out a whole generation? Thats pretty much the point, it seems like. Either you die of overdose, or you buy into the indoctrination and sterilize yourself or you just go gay and take yourself out of the gene pool. 70% of gun suicides are white men. Its an approach with a
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@WalterHudson stand your ground and castle doctrine in MN please! I dont want to worry about plotting an elaborate escape pod route out of my bedroom in case of a break in, but I know Ill do whatever necessary to protect my family.
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@JoePompliano Well at least now when you ask someone to name a wnba player they can finally name one
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@pearlythingz Degenerate take. I respect my wife and if there's something Im on the fence about, I always ask what her opinion is. She is a big girl and can articulate her opinions well, her opinion matters to me.
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