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5 months
Pottage bon femme
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2 years
@rdog21 @DaveOCKOP Yeah you’ve got a point. I’ve just looked at the rule book and tap ins don’t count as actual goals!
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4 years
@Lord_Sugar But you’re saying it’s ok to go sunbathing in the park you lemon!
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3 years
@aricketts108 @maxlomas_ @FootballlForAll Think he’s referring to the weird comments?
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4 years
Liverpool win the league and Fergie is trending 😂💉 Let’s have a look what they’re saying...
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5 months
What a gaff. Absolutely no wonder I’m a piss head 😵‍💫
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@LazyJam It’s the speed of the word footballer I can’t get my head round
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2 months
Busy few days. We done it, we’ve only bloody done it 👶🏻 Cheers 🍻
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7 years
@markgoldbridge You paid a billion for Carlton Pogba and he’s genuinely half the player of Jay Spearing.
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4 years
@chelseahandler I’m from England so I’m proper confused here. Which ones are the racist beans and why? And is it the same person in both pictures? Which is the most recent picture?
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@lfc_arrow Every week 😂
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7 months
@ILoveSnooker_ @ronnieo147 He’s a genius no doubt, but massively dislikable. When he’s firing he’s box office to watch. The rest of the time off the table he’s boring and predictable. 🥱
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2 years
@TheRedmenTV It annoys me that he’s not got a game when fit
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4 years
@DxnLFC_ You seem offended bud 🤷🏻‍♂️ It’s supply and demand. I can’t believe there are hard working blokes out there but some knobheads get paid half a mill a week for playing footy. Using your talent or gift to earn money seems like a good idea to me 👍🏻
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10 months
@onetwotony The council should start doing their job and stop it raining in the countryside! 😡
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2 years
@blacklabel349 @susannareid100 It’s a few tweets with good advice for people who might be considering going. What was your thought process to write that tweet? Baffling 🤷🏻‍♂️
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6 years
@rickygervais Wonder if his pathetic smile would be as wide if someone walked into his family home and shot his entire family and posed for pictures with their dead bodies?! The irony is, the world would be better off if that happened and the monkeys were still alive.
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1 year
@iamtomskinner Rub it round your ring piece. Way more affective. Bosh!
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4 years
@manelisi_97 @MagiicMo @markgoldbridge He marked his own teammate for the equaliser in the Southampton game 😂
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4 years
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@thesolerestocks Arrr yes Footlocker! That means I can set the tent up, go to work, do the full 8 hours, come home, shower, cook dinner, knock one out and still be in the queue 👍🏻
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5 years
@IronFran2019 @FrannyBenali Says yeah he’s alright to his wife without even thinking about it just to make sure she’s happy and doesn’t worry. Broke my heart a bit cos he’s so obviously crippled mentally and physically. Incredible strength 👊🏻
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3 years
@piersmorgan @richardbranson @JeffBezos I’m going to sue Chicago Bulls cos they employed Micheal Jordan rather than me based on his superior ability to play basketball 🏀
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6 years
Every picture I see has @Coldwar_Steve all over it!
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Get ready for the biggest heist of the summer. ❤️ Like this post to be reminded when #Oceans8 is released in cinemas this June.
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@iamtomskinner I’ve got a pallet of broken lawnmower engines. I’m looking for 200 nicker for them as I’m going into the self catering holiday trade.
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1 year
The Nags wall is complete @onlyfoolsnews @podonlyfools @foolshorses_ @OnlyFoolsLines @onlyfoolsbook Few quid later and the garden room Nags Head wall is done. Couldn’t be happier
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The Nags Head 🍻
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5 years
@GaryLineker Glen really ought to go steady 😂
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2 years
@GMB Shall I call my dog my animal too? Just so the cat don’t feel left out?
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5 years
@SamueILFC I love how city think they’re massive when in reality they’ve got no fans, no history, zero European pedigree and piss poor trophy count. I can’t stand Utd but they’ll always have more respect from me than these fools.
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@piersmorgan If everyone just got up and walked out turning the lights out on the way, problem solved.
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6 years
@CockJokes @gavmarsh9 Unless you want to look silly, don’t try to school professor Jordan Peterson 😎
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1 year
@RoyleFamilyShow Well if he hasn’t seen everything by the time he’s 80 bloody 4 what else is there left for him to look at?!
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1 year
@sspencerukk Is that the only present you’ve got me?
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2 years
@rdog21 @DaveOCKOP There’s not many players in the world worthy of being classed as special. But Jurgen has bought plenty of players and turned them into top class. This bloke is 22 with years of coaching in front of him. I’ll trust our manager with this one 👍🏻
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3 years
@curious_cat20 @piersmorgan Why would you bring his race into it? 🤯😆
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4 months
Right come on then you cunts. 3 lions n all that shit, gut full of ale, sun shining, nags head open, no show at work tomorrow. Love it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@Sharlen45580974 @JWilsonynwa @rickygervais In the same way you didn’t need to respond? Could’ve just moved on?
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4 years
@HLTCO Marcus Rashford is a top guy. He got involved with JLingz for a bit but never got deep enough for beans beans beans and now he’s showing what a top bloke he is. I might be blind but I’ve never seen a player of his age dedicate the time he does to the underprivileged.
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@AdamJewitt @ShitJokes A lorry load or tortoises & and lorry load of terrapins have crashed on the M25. Police say it's a turtle disaster!
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Euros opener batter the bagpipes skull @TimeLineSkulls cheers all 🍻⚽️
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3 years
@Z4ch3ryW @thesolerestocks In the drawer? How did you fit in there? 😆
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2 years
@2000s_WWE Little thank you tap on Shawn’s belly at the end 🤜🏻🤛🏻
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2 years
@PlantTony You think I’m bald don’t ya?
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@jamietworkowski @Starbucks They didn’t!They used it to depict a zombie!Zombies don’t represent suicide, murder or self harm.They represent the dead come back to life 🤡
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@AnythingLFC_ @LFC No coincidence since the return of Gomez. Start of last season before his injury they had 8/9 clean sheets from from the first 15 I think? Joel and Dejan do a great job but the clean sheets speak for themselves as a partnership with VVD and Joe.
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Cheers lads 🍻
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Cheers all 🍻
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5 years
@TheRedmenTV Interesting all time PL stats for the reds
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Long bank hol weekend starts now. Cheers all 🍻
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10 years
@ThoseScouseLads Keep slaggin them off son, it works!!
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3 years
😂😂😂 what a line
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@mullen_kirstie @GBNEWS @RSPCA_official That’s exactly what should happen. Animals taken away from any chance of harm.
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@onlyfoolsnews “A shilling a day and an ‘orse shit sandwich” 😂
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4 years
@thesolerestocks Refresh, add to bag, refresh, add to bag x20... Easier than normal 👍🏻
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@fergie84 @stephenbucomedy 😂 Saw this last week. Literally full on legs hanging from hooks. Do WHSmith sell marg and knifes cos maybe you could slap a few ham butties together for the plane journey?
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