Jacob Trueman @TheJacobTrueman Twitter profile

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Jacob Trueman

@TheJacobTrueman

4 years

Jack accidentally bought outdoor lights for the tree

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5 years

when I was a young boy my father left

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5 years

omg this is so fucking boring

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@9GAG

5 years

Name something you can say during Marvel movies and sex

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Jacob Trueman

@TheJacobTrueman

3 months

@meadowgroove You shut your stupid face. Literally not a man. Born and raised as a girl.

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Jacob Trueman

@TheJacobTrueman

5 years

Omg Americans are reanimating British slang that died about 10 years ago

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4 years

me when I’m annoyed

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@TheJacobTrueman

3 months

that’s enough transphobia for today

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7 years

@AnimAlexs @DiddlyDonger @coshea90 @rachelleea Calling people homophobic for having homophobic beliefs is perfectly reasonable

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Jacob Trueman

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6 years

MEN WHO WEAR SHORTS IN WINTER YOU ARE IMPRESSING LITERALLY FUCKING NO ONE BUT YOURSELVES MEN WHO WEAR SHORTS IN WINTER YOU ARE IMPRESSING LITERALLY FUCKING NO ONE BUT YOURSELVES MEN WHO WEAR SHORTS IN WINTER YOU ARE IMPRESSING LITERALLY FUCKING NO ONE BUT YOURSELVES

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Jacob Trueman

@TheJacobTrueman

2 years

Not exactly a Harry Styles fan (nothing against him, just not my taste musically) but it is very odd to me the way that my fellow queers aggressively police his gender expression simply because he’s (presumably) straight. Like, was that not the whole point of queer liberation?

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pls explain how harry styles is “profiting off queer culture” when every time he does something vaguely queer he gets viscously attacked by straights and queers alike? genuinely where is the profit

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Jacob Trueman

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3 years

I just had one the best crumpets of my fucking life. I saw god and he was crying

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Jacob Trueman

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7 years

People who like thin pizza: “Mmm delicious! If only there were a way to have less of it!”

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Jacob Trueman

@TheJacobTrueman

6 years

I love that there is literally a Jehovah’s Witness convention happening at the same time as SITC. So there’s a bunch of stuffy looking religious people in their best clothes mingled with a horde of LGBTQ youth carrying pride flags. Beautiful. #SitC #SitC2018

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3 years

@RM167A2 @MxMichaelSwartz She’s not like other girls

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6 years

this is what i feel like all the time

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@TheJacobTrueman

6 years

Goddammit I love angsty millennial pop punk. If it's got skinny white boys screaming about feeling betrayed with lyrics that sound like they came from a letter a therapist told them to write but not send I'M FUCKING THERE

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Jacob Trueman

@TheJacobTrueman

5 years

and I say HIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAYEEEEHEEEY HIIIIIIIIYAAAAYAAAAAY I said HEY gay rights

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Jacob Trueman

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6 years

So ridiculous that non-heterosexual people are so often told by straight people that we don't know what sexuality we are... like, why do you get the luxury of certainty but our experiences are up for debate? What a sad video...

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Jacob Trueman

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6 years

This is just being a normal person

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Jacob Trueman

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5 years

“Are they booing me?” “No, they’re saying ‘boo-oris’! ‘Boo-oris’!”

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3 months

@PellReggie @meadowgroove Are women with androgen insensitivity syndrome men? Physiologically female with XY chromosomes?

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4 years

@EpicallyHarshed @Complex @doggface208

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4 years

@ldrinkh20 They colour-coordinated her bikini to the text on his shirt and her bikini straps to his shoes. That’s genuinely impressive

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2 years

@ThePencilPimp @PartyTimeFrank hahahahaha that’s so telling

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Jacob Trueman

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4 years

Ducks don’t wear lingerie.

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4 years

Lions don't wear masks.

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Jacob Trueman

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5 years

Brits: water Americans: wodder

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Jacob Trueman

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5 years

I can’t get over this. I welcome any religious voice that advocates for LGBTQ rights but we cannot pretend that religion has ever been amenable to gay liberation. It has stood in our way far more often than it has stood at our backs. SHAME ON YOU, BIGOT.

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Jacob Trueman

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4 years

@GBHJaafar @madisonysmith And yet you still chose to be mean

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Jacob Trueman

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5 years

Capybaras always look like they’re going to get to the bottom of something if it’s the last thing they do

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Jacob Trueman

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8 years

For the record, restaurants with communal tables can fuck off. If I wanted to eat my meals with strangers I'd join a fucking cult.

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7 years

At my very first movie premiere, courtesy of the lovely @DanielJLayton . The collective “who the fuck are they?” vibe from the crowd is *dense*.

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Jacob Trueman

@TheJacobTrueman

7 years

That game is about World War II. It’s literally about killing Nazis.

Vylash (Young and Bitter)

@MiraVylash

7 years

imagine seeing the words "no more nazis" and reacting like this

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7 years

I hate that queer people have to spend so much of our time and energy on convincing Straight People™ to just be nice to us. It’s exhausting.

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Jacob Trueman

@TheJacobTrueman

6 years

This is truly disgusting. Peak classism. We all have to pay for posh people to get married meanwhile the most vulnerable in society are attacked for having to beg in the streets. Absolute disgrace.

James Felton

@JimMFelton

6 years

Two incredibly rich people have a wedding in an actual castle at the expense of the public Daily Express: FUCKING FREELOADING HOMELESS, TRYING TO CASH IN AS PER USUAL

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7 years

Crying with laughter. Just watched the neighbours try to set off a chinese lantern to mark 2018 only to have it career all over adjacent gardens. They almost set the entire street alight. LITERAL TEARS OF JOY

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Jacob Trueman

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3 years

@xz_arya @KelgoreTrout Women who are sufficiently underweight aka suffering from anorexia etc. sometimes experience disruption to their menstrual cycle. These morons seem to think that applies to healthy women with visible muscle tone, which is A. totally untrue and B. clear evidence of misogyny

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@TheJacobTrueman

6 years

Oh yeah, *that’s* what we’re pissed about

Joe Walsh

@WalshFreedom

6 years

Liberals must hate this!

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6 years

Best day of my life feat. @thetomska

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Jacob Trueman

@TheJacobTrueman

5 years

Me when straight guys ask me if I get turned on by my own dick

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Jacob Trueman

@TheJacobTrueman

4 years

Many straight Star Wars fans aren’t ready to acknowledge how fucking camp the whole thing is

Rex 🎃

@CaptainRex_7567

4 years

What is your most controversial Star Wars opinions?

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Jacob Trueman

@TheJacobTrueman

6 years

Remember when you were at school during assembly and a group of girls would just... do a dance? And you’d have to, like... watch it?

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@TheJacobTrueman

5 years

If this tweet gets 1,000 likes I’ll go into Mike and Jack’s rooms and just start licking things

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@TheJacobTrueman

4 years

@DavidKiesler @KelloMahlathi That’ll happen when you talk shit

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@TheJacobTrueman

4 years

i finally get why people like pets its so you can dress them up like tiny homosexual assassins

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4 years

This is with all the other lights off

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@TheJacobTrueman

5 years

Jack just slowly walked into my room looking like this

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@TheJacobTrueman

5 years

‘hopeless gay’ are you fucking kidding me

ríon 🐰

@rionstorm

6 years

Twitter Display Name Generator based on scrolling thru twitter n reading all yr cursed names

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Jacob Trueman

@TheJacobTrueman

2 years

what in sweet bollocking fuck

The Great British Bake Off Musical

@BakeOffMusical

2 years

This isn’t just a musical… This is The Great British Bake Off Musical 🍰 Rising in London’s West End in February 2023, this brand-new British musical is guaranteed to tickle your taste buds. Tickets on sale at midday - On your marks, get set… BOOK! #GBBOMusical 🧁

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7 years

I'm gay.

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Jacob Trueman

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8 years

In French, you don't really say "I miss you." You say "Ho ho hon je suis une baguette" which means "you are missing from me." I love that.

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6 years

Representation matters

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Various Artists

Fun Boy Jams

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6 years

Describe your sex life using only band names

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@TheJacobTrueman

7 years

It's really not difficult to not sexually assault someone

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@TheJacobTrueman

6 years

He looks like the caretaker of a haunted fairground

CNN

@CNN

6 years

A West Virginia lawmaker is facing calls to resign after comparing LGBT people to the KKK

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2 years

On a tourbus in Iceland, the tour guide is asking where people are from: “England.” “Spain.” “Scotland.” “Ireland.” “Pennsylvania.”

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@TheJacobTrueman

6 years

I’m thinking of creating an adult-oriented non-alcoholic beverage for people of colour. Sort of like a racial Shloer.

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@TheJacobTrueman

4 years

@idropbodys1122 @idnhow pffft like we give a shit

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2 years

My bf is making me watch ep3 of The Last of Us (even though I hate scary stuff) because it is apparently such utterly incredible TV that it can’t be missed. No spoilers pls, but if Nick Offerman and Murray Bartlett don’t passionately make out I’m going to be very, very cross.

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Jacob Trueman

@TheJacobTrueman

6 years

Something straights NEVER have to witness... large groups of people debating whether acknowledging their very existance is ‘morally right’. Christ.

BBC Question Time

@bbcquestiontime

6 years

Our final question is about learning about relationships at school. #bbcqt

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6 months

today i will be listening to ska punk and ska punk only

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Jacob Trueman

@TheJacobTrueman

5 years

Check out my friend Sammy’s award-winning short film Bicycle, which provides much need bisexual representation so sorely lacking in the film world. Also, I was a ‘Stand-up consultant’ on it so you know it’s a right knee-slapper. Give it a butchers!

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My new short film, Bicycle.

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8 years

"I prefer animals to people" fuck off into the forest then bitch, bye

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6 years

I WANT TO SEE RAYMOND HOLT AND KEVIN COZNER KISS

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6 years

Y'know when people say "most of what I know about the Kardashians I learnt against my will"? That's how I feel about Marvel and DC.

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6 years

I fucking DESPISE Olivia Colman in Fleabag. She’s amazing.

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4 years

Remember that time I heard my boyfriend literally say “I’ll break your knees” in his sleep Because I do

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6 years

@OFOCBrexit @Femi_Sorry It's also well known that immigrants are net contributors to the economy. They give more to the economy than they take.

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@TheJacobTrueman

6 years

The royal family gets praise for literally anything

Emily Andrews

@byEmilyAndrews

6 years

Video: #duchessofsussex arrives at the RA. A princess who still takes the time to shut her car door. Well done Meghan!

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7 years

Title of Dan’s sex tape

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@DanielJLayton

7 years

@JackHoward @DeanDobbs @TheJacobTrueman I'll just sort of sit and watch.

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3 years

unlike “woman” which was found hewn into the bedrock of the mariana trench

☠MichaelCollins☠

@BipolarInventor

3 years

@DavidPaisley But trans and non-binary are invented terms. She's not wrong.

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7 years

I really cannot wrap my head around people, who may or may not be homophobic, who say they “don’t understand” homosexuality. Like... what’s not to get? I understand heterosexuality. It’s not even slightly my gig but I can fucking ENTERTAIN THE CONCEPT.

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Jacob Trueman

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6 years

We need more queer spaces that aren't based around alcohol and drugs so for instance a queer space where we attempt to solve a series of themed puzzles in order to exit said queer space queer escape rooms is what I want

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6 years

You look like you were having a nice conversation and then overheard something racist

dodie is a hot mess

@doddleoddle

6 years

a day of town wandering, nice wall spotting and picture taking in front of said nice walls

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6 years

My sister’s boyfriend has a beard and a shaved head. His face unlocks my fucking phone.

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Dan has a tramp stamp of the japanese characters for ‘courage’. Yep. The word ‘courage’ right above his arsecrack. I treasure him.

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@DanielJLayton

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Thinking of doing 23andMe so I can find out if I have any interesting ancestry and then use that knowledge to cover up my lower back tattoo...

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@TheJacobTrueman

5 years

Look at this ducking duck

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5 years

Nice guy

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8 years

Johnny Rotten, supposedly an anti-establishment figure, goes on TV to defend Donald Trump and say he's not racist. What a douchebag.

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3 months

Fun fact about the Sovereign Grant - legally, the income the monarch receives each year can never fall below that of the previous, so their salary can literally only go up! The Queen’s income actually tripled in the decade before she died. Yes, during a cost of living crisis! 🙃

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2 years

@RepStickland Science lesson! Gays do not create gays. Straights do. If you want less gays in the world, stop having kids.

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7 years

Me: “omg Coco Peru just followed me on twitter!” My straight brother: “I’m assuming that’s some sort of... dragperson?” #dragperson

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@garyhollis52 @PellReggie @meadowgroove These are all men to you?

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4 years

@BenJRERoberts @GrainneMaguire @campbellclaret You

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7 years

What is America

Jay Feely

@jayfeely

7 years

Wishing my beautiful daughter and her date a great time at prom #BadBoys

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Jacob Trueman

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5 years

Maya Forstater was not sacked because she's "stated that sex is real". She literally posted tweets promoting the idea that the presence of transwomen in womens' changing rooms, prisons etc. puts ciswomen at risk. That is a. untrue and b. transphobic. Very, very disappointing.

J.K. Rowling

@jk_rowling

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Dress however you please. Call yourself whatever you like. Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you. Live your best life in peace and security. But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real? #IStandWithMaya #ThisIsNotADrill

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3 years

@smorrrissey you buy him flowers if they’re so cheap and simple

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7 years

The deepest, final level of hell in Dante’s Inferno is reserved for traitors.

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2 years

I don’t even watch Doctor Who and even I’m thrilled that Ncuti Gatwa is the new Doctor

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@PatrickMcGi11 @rosielanners

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@AlexWHarrison_

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5 years

I just want to say this one more time. I am baffled... BAFFLED... by the number of people I encounter who cannot understand that the mixture of British and American aesthetics in Sex Education is DELIBERATE. It is INTENTIONAL. It was done ON PURPOSE. Idiots.

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7 years

@Kiannaflores3 @DiddlyDonger You need to read more

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5 years

Woo I did my bit towards educating my queer comrades recently, when I joined @thetomska to play a fun game about rare, obscure, little known gay slang of which you may not have heard before! Czech. It. Out.

That's Gay (like Jacob Trueman) #CONTENT

Pride Flavour shirt (all gone, slowpoke)Jacob's video (https://youtu.be/etgfXnB2ccA)100% of the profits from this video will go to the Terrence Higgins Trust...

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Taking the bus to Poundland sounds much more sexual and far less depressing than it actually is

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