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@TheGreatErenan

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Composer / Software engineer / Wannabe philosopher / Beer drinker / Anarchist / Giant baseball fan (149 feet tall) / Cool guy

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I make some really good music There will be a lot of it over the next few decades So get in on the ground floor Before I transform into a giant alien monster and ascend to the next plane and leave you behind Click and then click "Follow":
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@greg16676935420 It starts out straight but over long periods of weathering caused by the traffic driving on it the road naturally starts stretching off to the side. It’s how oxbow cul-de-sacs are formed
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@bad2sentence omg that’s actually amazing
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@Lord_Jorah @SVH00318868 @guymrdth no, he has preternaturally clean saliva
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@OrwellNGoode This guy knows what life is about Or he’s possessed by a ghost Or both, my money is on both
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@B_Jones2009 @fentpressed If 0.333... is 1/3 then 0.999... is 3/3, aka 1 They're the same number
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@michaelmalice my favorite part of animal farm was the scene where the horse gets worms and takes ivermectin and all the other animals laugh at him for taking a human covid mediation
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@SocDoneLeft @Rothmus “If your firm can't pay a living wage, it shouldn't exist.” This tired old refrain just isn’t persuasive at all
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@NotKatWeegee @EddieRuffinJr TBH mocking children who aren't doing anything wrong rubs me the wrong way
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@Fuck_you_billy @damonimani how can it be fake? I’m looking at it with my own eyes
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@ladymegofthemw we have some idea but false positives make us doubt
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@greg16676935420 i don't think it is scientifically possible to actually post anything with nudity in it on the Internet
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@paynushurts no, that’s just a movie thing, it’s not real
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@Rothmus We could take the land from Canada and just move it over there. We should make a big island like Madagascar and just put it to the East of us
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@lindawg I’m gonna make a game that’s nothing but waterfalls and every single one has a single room cave behind it with nothing in it
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@interesting_aIl omg her laugh at the end is so cute
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My son’s utility belt has raisins on it. He says it’s “in case I have to fight a bad guy that hates raisins”
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@bad2sentence stabbed by 10 swords and then thrown off of a tower oh no
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@michaelmalice @HillaryClinton trump will finally pokemon go to jail
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@stephuniie_ I usually wear these
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@ManThatCrazy @Alkibiades_ They made him do it too
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@EddieRuffinJr That’s a weird way to describe learning about and participating in the culture of the country where you live
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@John_Cyrano "Welcome stranger! Please warm yourself at the hearth and have some fresh stew. We have enormous misshapen beds that ought to accommodate your body type quite comfortably!"
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@woofknight This makes me want to compile a catalog of movies in which characters in the movie watch a movie. Presumably sometimes the movie they watch also has characters that watch a movie. It would be interesting to find the longest chain of nested movies that there’s ever been
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@WilliamWatson @feverdreamfairy @oliveegger Are you telling on yourself? It’s possible to have a bad day and not take it out on your wife
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@IdiotsInCamera $100. It says right there $100 was stolen
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@chris_jarmin @vidsthatgohard Bullets go slower in slow motion, that’s why it was possible
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@Rothmus What if I spray febreze on it
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@saaaaaaaaaam666 @B_Jones2009 @fentpressed i would never joke about something this sensitive, do you think i'm some kind of bigot
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@KamalaHarris @BillNye Why don’t we ask Carrot Top what he thinks?
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@xROMYROMEx well I’m not gonna go to a Cronenberg film with my wife and kids
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@poisonjr They’re all from space
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@michaelmalice what if I say “Simon says obey the constitution” to my senator
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@JoyceCarolOates “my dogma shouldn’t be politicized by your dogma”
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@pepsidoorman @B_Jones2009 @fentpressed Many people don’t think according to principles They think “my teacher taught me 0.333… = 1/3” so it’s true
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@blake_hanner @michaelmalice You’re not a part of any “we” that has the power to ban anyone
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@cum_calamity @Srirachachau I was gonna say “no I don’t” but then it appeared in my head and I realized “wait yes I do”
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@Rothmus it looks pretty good actually!
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@michaelmalice Just a Brunch of Cells
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@writesloud It's weird. A green pepper in the chimney usually signifies friendship, not hatred
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@pepsidoorman @B_Jones2009 @fentpressed I’m not trying to prove it I’m trying to convince someone who won’t understand the real proof
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@shoe0nhead @AnarchoBlaze On average rightoids precisely because they are more conservative with their choices vis a vis their appearance. Leftoids take more risks and so there are more fashion disasters/weird piercings/etc but they have outliers that are more attractive than any rightoid
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@xDstephenxD @CountDankulaTV I don’t understand this claim at all If I want to indoctrinate my kids into Christianity, I can do that on the weekend and after school
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@chicksonright @XAVIAERD isn’t that just a no then?
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@bad2sentence But now he's already expecting to have to fight somebody. I would have said "I bought you a PS5, come pick it up."
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@Padres Snell was kicking ass, this sucks
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@chinesegon as long as I can have my million tons of caviar my solid gold house and my rocket car I’ll be happy
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@AshleyShyMiller Stop peeing outside, we have four fucking bathrooms!
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@messedupfoods honeycrisp for sure
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@Rothmus I agree However, I think not consenting to the duel should not be considered shameful or cowardly.
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@michaelmalice People hearing of an idea for the first time in their life telling me that I haven’t thought it through I’m like “I’m pretty sure you haven’t either”
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@bad2sentence I rate this one a million out of a billion
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@QuotesSimpsons1 Skinner’s bouts of reminiscing about Vietnam are amazing
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@alexkrokus @hausofdecline I wanna be the trolley next time
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@3YearLetterman They can’t afford to pay both the water bill and the waterbed payments
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@fellawhomstdve See that’s really annoying because I just watched it in June for the first time and I still think it’s really good
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@Ego_Incarnate @Majersk21 Perhaps she prayed merely for healing of the bruised egos of her opponents
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@AOC abortion isn’t a religious issue
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@funkyfeetfan @B_Jones2009 @fentpressed I say we argue for 39.999.... minutes Get your stopwatch ready
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@shallowmanly it’s a special kind of gold or money that is damaged by trolleys
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@FreckledLiberty i'm in solitude in my car and i'm just not ready to not be in solitude any more right when i drive up, i gotta transition my mental state first
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@mtracey @ComicDaveSmith It does make sense because someone else could have been the one who edited it. He didn’t even imply that you were aware of it being edited dishonestly.
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@GreenTextRepost oh ok 👍🏻
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@greg16676935420 I hope Dan is as upset as you are. He seems like an okay dude
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@Mark79210178 @michaelmalice a good rule of thumb with the govt is that if a policy could be good or bad, you can bet it’s gonna be bad
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@MossAnimation “algorithms generating art assets is fascism” lol
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@AlScott1998 If someone is saying horrible racist things to you, you can’t respond with violence. Sorry, even if he “deserves it” or whatever, it’s still assault. Can’t do it. He’s wrong for being racist. And the dodgers fan is wrong for using violence in response
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@saaaaaaaaaam666 @B_Jones2009 @fentpressed it's true, I have 0.999... blue checks
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@Daramgar @hallegill27 @PanderShirts I think everyone is capable of feeling sexual or romantic attraction to more than one person at once Wanting to have said freedom doesn’t seem like a sexual orientation
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@greg16676935420 @POTUS no way biden has a watch that cool
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@Nyazsche I bet the gold one is omeprazole
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@michaelmalice “I still have yet to hear one good reason why anyone should ever need an F-15” “well president Biden said I need one”
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@RichardCRogers @RichardDawkins see that first sentence there is obviously false and exactly the kind of thing he’s talking about
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@greg16676935420 I’m my own boss so technically my boss slept with my wife too
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@anpaure unemployed starving artist fast track, LOL
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@Ssnyder1835 Maybe it’s just that the bats that traumatized Bruce as a child were unusually rectangular bats
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@HeatherIsUnsane I’d be ok with it tbqh, this is an amazing bathroom
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@9illeh @DailyLoud mean words don’t justify violence
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@Rothmus A city has to have at least 250,000 people to qualify for the leaderboards
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@GovernorVA I think “I wanted to veto but my pen was out of ink” would be an amazing development
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@UnleashedStan Batman has the wisdom of more than 100 bats, he’d figure something out
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@JenniferMusic9 @HumansNoContext she didn’t pay her taxes this is what happens
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@IllyNOTLilly How could it be fake I’m looking at it with my own eyes
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@airbagged omg if you’re gonna do this trend the least you can do is come up with something to chant that has a suitable number of syllables
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@gsbishop1 I won't watch it since it doesn't contain nudity (since that's impossible) and therefore I'm not interested
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@peppersagooddog @Rothmus I’m curious. What did your husband say? My take was like yours. Obviously she just meant he was marriage material, which means he’s on a higher tier than someone who’s only good for a hookup
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@EricDJuly This is supposed to make me admire his intelligence?
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@hausofdecline i hate that
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@goddeketal It means “I will not hesitate to defend myself if you aggress against me”
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@SophNar0747 How was the concert? Well I use concerts as an excuse to drink. Any band who plays at a venue that serves scotch is fine by me I’m an expert music critic
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@The_Young_W0LF @McKaylaRoseRed @KAMMI_LU It’s 50 years old in mermaid years
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@Babygravy9 There’s literally nothing wrong with this
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@Meka_Geedooruh Amazing. Would love to see more like this in new productions but I’m not holding my breath
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@FreckledLiberty idk Let’s test it I’m sad today
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@ShitpostRock yes being a giant monster thing is fun
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@hausofdecline Yes and also at 40 it is slightly worse
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@HeatherIsUnsane Yes, if we weren’t better then we wouldn’t be able to do it
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@ibrightly I hope you like ratios
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