I make some really good music
There will be a lot of it over the next few decades
So get in on the ground floor
Before I transform into a giant alien monster and ascend to the next plane and leave you behind
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@greg16676935420
It starts out straight but over long periods of weathering caused by the traffic driving on it the road naturally starts stretching off to the side. It’s how oxbow cul-de-sacs are formed
@michaelmalice
my favorite part of animal farm was the scene where the horse gets worms and takes ivermectin and all the other animals laugh at him for taking a human covid mediation
@John_Cyrano
"Welcome stranger! Please warm yourself at the hearth and have some fresh stew. We have enormous misshapen beds that ought to accommodate your body type quite comfortably!"
@woofknight
This makes me want to compile a catalog of movies in which characters in the movie watch a movie. Presumably sometimes the movie they watch also has characters that watch a movie. It would be interesting to find the longest chain of nested movies that there’s ever been
@shoe0nhead
@AnarchoBlaze
On average rightoids precisely because they are more conservative with their choices vis a vis their appearance. Leftoids take more risks and so there are more fashion disasters/weird piercings/etc but they have outliers that are more attractive than any rightoid
@xDstephenxD
@CountDankulaTV
I don’t understand this claim at all
If I want to indoctrinate my kids into Christianity, I can do that on the weekend and after school
@michaelmalice
People hearing of an idea for the first time in their life telling me that I haven’t thought it through
I’m like “I’m pretty sure you haven’t either”
@FreckledLiberty
i'm in solitude in my car and i'm just not ready to not be in solitude any more right when i drive up, i gotta transition my mental state first
@mtracey
@ComicDaveSmith
It does make sense because someone else could have been the one who edited it. He didn’t even imply that you were aware of it being edited dishonestly.
@AlScott1998
If someone is saying horrible racist things to you, you can’t respond with violence. Sorry, even if he “deserves it” or whatever, it’s still assault. Can’t do it. He’s wrong for being racist. And the dodgers fan is wrong for using violence in response
@Daramgar
@hallegill27
@PanderShirts
I think everyone is capable of feeling sexual or romantic attraction to more than one person at once
Wanting to have said freedom doesn’t seem like a sexual orientation
@peppersagooddog
@Rothmus
I’m curious. What did your husband say?
My take was like yours. Obviously she just meant he was marriage material, which means he’s on a higher tier than someone who’s only good for a hookup
@SophNar0747
How was the concert?
Well I use concerts as an excuse to drink. Any band who plays at a venue that serves scotch is fine by me
I’m an expert music critic