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@reddit_lies Bro isn't even a pronoun though

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@SVH00318868 @guymrdth He took of his mask and sent his spit flying with a yell into an open chest cavity. That dude has major infections now

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@stillgray "I'm not touching anyone." "You're pouring glitter over them, you can't do that; that's assault." "But... I'm... not touching anyone." You could see the struggle in her eyes to do a logic.

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@engineers_feed I’ll take my chances with the fire

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@a_y_sadam @cctvidiots Turns out releasing him back on the street was actually a death penalty. Well played, judge.

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@DelusionPosting Perhaps she meant her own account; it’s a cry for help

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@historyinmemes

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@Cleoyourlatina @PicturesFoIder The door is locked

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@reddit_lies They're married and he's a dude... Outside of cheating on him, how does she even get to be bisexual?

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@ClownWorld_ He's doing it correctly. Why should he injure his back for a job?

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@euronews I'm going to guess his far-right view was he didn't like being stabbed by Islamists.

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@lilbootyjudyy2 @Bornakang All people have an extra finger under a layer of baby fat; you just have to do some serious cutting to see it.

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@turrible_tao Look at those dead eyes, he has no intention of letting him go

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@reddit_lies Or it could be like, not playing vidya for a whole day, or even getting a part time job for the summer

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@weirddalle He must be hammered.

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@anticarsls 26 and living with his parents, but I’m sure his life will be much better in another country

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@zerowing0 Never seen a lean-back, this is a whole other level

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@reddit_lies The Soviet scientists figured this out 100 years before we did… if only they hadn’t all been wiped out in that random famine, society would be so much more advanced right now.

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@GundamIsHere “He’ll commit suicide in a Ferrari”

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@ArisakaAya @CatholicMcGee Wow, injustice to leave the rest of that out

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@LindyTasteful Alpha men never help women get undressed or let them have alcohol

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@reddit_lies “I need you to have the same passion for the patriarchy as Ken. No more of these half-measures.”

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@VDAREJamesK The right needs to stop running from jury duty. Stop taking exemptions, say you'll be unbiased. Say whatever you have to say, because the system is already broken.

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@lporiginalg Same will happen with the nation’s second transgender rep

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@EudaimoniaEsq I don’t believe this story, but I want to

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@MalesInDisguise But if you try to turn them away from this, that's hate

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@reddit_lies Why be angry if this is your position? It’s all the same void destination whether now or later

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@RealSaavedra "The statute of limitations ran out." Wait a second here...

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@OrwellNGoode Well, they were wiped out by the anglo-saxons...

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@LibertyCappy The good news is they're already their original sex

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@greentexts_bot It was an assault revolver

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@megbasham @Target @SarahPPerry I want this boycott to succeed bigly, so every time we do one from now on we can say: Let’s Target ‘em

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@BreastMilkEnjyr I was forced to watch this in high school and the only redeeming thing is the use of the Liebestod at the very end

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@LeadingReport Ok, maybe we give this guy a second look

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@iamyesyouareno Chinese people are very direct; they’ll just flat out tell you how awful you sound if your pronunciation is wrong. Doesn’t matter if you’re white or even Asian. I find it kind of refreshing actually

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@InternetH0F Yeah, never make small talk with anyone in case they have a very niche situation that makes you look foolish

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@GoDoubles2pt0 @shoe0nhead Order 66

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@Smooooth1e @reddit_lies If you have black hair and one day your wife is like "BTW I also like redheads. I told all my coworkers, you tell all yours." You should definitely be worried.

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@reddit_lies (They lost the last one)

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@screenrant >We made this awful character to represent you, because we hate you. >Whoooaaa based, he's literally me! >Nooo, stop associating yourself with him!

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@reddit_lies Would probably 10x again if she cropped out the painting

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@TheBabylonBee The best way to show your appreciation for a movie is to stay through the credits

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@reddit_lies Every R protest there’s a variety of colors everywhere you look, every D protest they’re in all black. We love rainbows, just not when it’s perverted for their purposes.

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@growing_daniel They love when you pet their cubs too

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@creation247 They're wind turbines (make electricity, not mill), but yeah, they're ugly as hell.

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@High0nHistory @Morbidful Crazy to think someone had to be the first to try it

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@drawgongue It’s definitely either male or female, sex organs don’t determine that

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@reddit_lies I like to get in when it's freezing, it awakens ancestral memories

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@PodSaveAmerica Are you just playing madlibs with quotes now?

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@Pal_action I don't agree with Britain giving Palestine away, but they certainly had the right to do it; it was British territory.

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@reddit_lies Oh wow, anon, you risk your life for globohomo? That’s so amazing

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@greentexts_bot Millennials and the silent generation share a special bond over their hatred for boomers

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@tulpapilled They love their country and love that our country is like a giant economic zone to make money for their country. Not hard to understand.

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@ShitpostRock That was legitimately the worst scene too

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@p8stie You're the first woman I've seen use this meme correctly. Well done.

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@DelusionPosting Upper West side is probably the "safest" part of Manhattan, and I still wouldn't go back there to visit these days

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@thehill It's weird to refer to him as a Legal Analyst when the thing he's most known for is being a Zoom Masturbator.

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@ElectionLegal Wakandan technology has arrived

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@reddit_lies "Elliot Page is exhausting" "Wait, before we start this conversation, here's 10 made-up rules you must memorize and follow."

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@reddit_lies My grandma had 11 children, they grew up in Appalachia, been poor their entire adult lives, all very happy

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@Prolife_Sam Disabled children are exactly who I want tax payer money to go to

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@Cernovich @nypost Remember when they did the loving profiles of all those poor people randomly pushed onto the subway track?

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@reddit_lies "We don't need religion, just be a good person." *argues with you endlessly about what that even means*

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@FenXVX @DelusionPosting Even if it is, bodily function of your animal body doesn’t denote anything about your higher psychological function

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 We need a strike team that does nothing but this.

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@shoe0nhead Damn, I was hoping it was cigarette-voice Batman but it’s not

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@DelusionPosting Tucker Carlson origin story

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@VivekGRamaswamy Damn, this was like Mike Tyson vs. Drunk Airline Passenger

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@Reuters The funniest part about this story is the jury simultaneously thought she was lying about the other allegation

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@ramzpaul They're just using him to brace the wall

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@RichardHanania I love the chopping gesture, implying it would be a beheading

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@stillgray Wow, that punchline is too perfect not to be a joke... Got it from a casual hug.... and "his husband"... and then the kicker with "two dogs"

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@reddit_lies Considering slavery existed for 10’s of thousands of years in every culture prior to that, it’s a pretty close 3rd

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@ClownWorld_ Even when you try to follow their rules, they get pissed off. What's the point?

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@OrwellNGoode An AI whose sole purpose is to relive this moment over and over

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@sentdefender I used to wonder how the West could fight amongst itself in the middle ages, as the caliphate raged through the territories of the Roman Empire. But human nature never changes.

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@DougFromCNN @LibertyCappy Well, that's the bad news

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@JeremyDBoreing They're asking us to accept that our US Senators have sub-80 IQs, but I'm just not that black-pilled yet. I choose to believe it's just shameless corruption.

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@ClownWorld_ You know it’s serious when you have to put a seatbelt on

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@rPrequelMemes Is that legal?

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@KatieDaviscourt @BlueJays Next step is they kick him off the team anyway. The forced statement is just to root out any last bit of dissent. "We make the brain perfect before we blow it out," as O'Brian says in 1984.

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@CNN As long as I’m in the dealt it seat and not the smelt it seat

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@ThatUmbrella @DelusionPosting Many cries for help here then

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@EndWokeness If the hospital was an IDF target, nothing would be left standing. Given the possible scenarios, Hamas members accidentally discharging a rocket seems by far the most likely.

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@AltHistCody When is a gift not a gift?

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@jakeshieldsajj Ukraine is in the oven right now

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@reddit_lies I, too, am collecting transphobic memes

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@ShitpostGate If your country receives tax dollars from me I ain't using that line

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@ClownWorld_ She’s so shocked someone would eat vegetables that she makes her do a brain scan. Might be time to evaluate your own diet

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@spectervoltaire @BrigadierKetch It was bad for a 60’s/70’s scandal but it’s laughable compared to the spying that goes on today. Hell, they admitted to wiretapping the Trump Hotel via Clinesmith’s deception and no one cared.

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@UpdatingOnRome It occurred in 1453.

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@mechanostrider Russian roulette with a semi-auto, that's impressive

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@ChuckCallesto 6.5 years of investigation and they get him on... obstructing justice

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@Geiger_Capital This speech is especially interesting once you find out the Lakota had finished conquering the Black Hills from the other tribes only about 80 years prior to this.

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@Cernovich DeSantis needs to drop out already; he’s just wasting everyone’s time

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@J_McGrody @orthodoxdripsta @ctjlewis Exactly, every chart is considering relative difference. Going from 9% of your budget to 11% is a 20% increase; that's the relevant information that needs conveyed.

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@DelusionPosting The implication being that he makes fun of children for believing in Santa

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@Italian347 The King of Spain has the strongest claim to the Roman Empire. He need only give the word

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@LoFiRepublican My toddler is still so proud of himself for braving a particularly grotesque one from last year. I think there’s merit to facing our fears in a practice environment

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