Hanzo 🐺 @TheEdmvnd_ Twitter profile

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Hanzo 🐺

@TheEdmvnd_

1 month

They use it as a slur. They call their own women "Jollofina" for marrying Nigerian men. It just doesn't hit because we collectively don't care.

Vox Populi

@OgbeniBlackbear

1 month

South Africans use Jollof in a way that just feels like a slur

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

Ekiti people over to you 🫶🏾

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

1 year

BREAKING: The Rubik’s cube world record has been broken at 3.13 seconds 🎉🤯

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Test questions in school will tell you to elucidate, expatiate, illustrate, articulate, extrapolate, Quantify, qualify, contextualize... And the problem is DELVE 😂😂😂

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@TheEdmvnd_

24 days

Did the store owners part with it willingly?

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@TheIgboWolf

24 days

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@TheEdmvnd_

7 months

American: (encounters Nigerian police) Police: Unlock your phone American: (stares in Chatgpt disbelief)

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@TheEdmvnd_

3 months

If I reduce myself to the standards of Tinubu in my office I'd be out of my job in a week... MAX

Yinkaobebe

@yinkaobebe

3 months

Can you hold yourself to the standards you hold the president to? Even in your small space? There’s no magic anywhere, good things take time. If he doesn’t perform after being given enough time we will vote him out.

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@TheEdmvnd_

10 months

I'll say this, You'll have to work over time to convince a child their parent is the devil if they were good people to their children.

Sabi Radio #BBNaija

@sabiradioonline

10 months

“Your music will never prosper, Donjazzy will never see you. I will see you on the road and spit on you.” Voice messages my father said to me — Emeka Ike’s son, Michael finally speaks

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

You can vote in a bat, but seeing it in concerts is where you draw the line.

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@TheEdmvnd_

11 months

but have you tried NAFEDAC?

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@TheEdmvnd_

3 years

Lil Sis: (suggestively) Mummy how far? Mum:(straight face) Far above principalities and powers. The air that left my body 😂😂😂

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@TheEdmvnd_

3 months

They see what's possible with a little more organization and less greed.

Amitriptyline

@Diseye_

3 months

Why do people get angrier about Nigeria after they japa?

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

Seems only fitting. We're almost underwater. Equal representation for Wakanda and Atlantis

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@FilmOneng

2 years

Breaking News!!!! . The Walt Disney Company, in association with Africa International Film Festival (AFRIFF) and FilmOne Entertainment, has officially announced today that Nigeria will play host to the official African premiere of Marvel Studios’ Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

They called you an absentee father and you're absent even in the process of the reply?

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@TheEdmvnd_

11 months

There's a version of my reply that will remain in the drafts. May life not do to you constantly, what the system does to make otherwise good students fall through the cracks. Cos I don't know how this is remotely funny.

Lugard Tare-Otu

@Lugard_Tareotu

11 months

Even those who graduated with 2:2 and a 3rd Class are blaming their lecturers for denying them the chance to get a First Class. 😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣

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3 months

If you're going to present a question, make it a smart one. Jobs have performance reviews. Guess who gets to evaluate the president? the people! and they're in the streets saying he's a moron. Don't defend a moron next time.

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3 months

What is your standard? 😂. Better go and protest if you want to and stop shouting on Twitter.

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

Lol see the name of the person that did it. A Top 10 bender in the franchise. Your fave was beaten by a water bending local government chairman. They are not the same.

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@Iyiola_dev_

2 years

Aang debate dey always kill me. Person wey Azula don kill if no be for annoited water wey dem give am.

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

Enough stories about how you met. How did you go your separate ways?

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@TheEdmvnd_

11 months

The sisters Dexter would have killed for, instead he got Dee Dee 😂😭

Edd with a Double D

@isthatEdd

11 months

They were the real women in tech

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@TheEdmvnd_

7 months

I miss when you just showed up at the cinema and the surprises were... surprising.

Deadpool Updates

@DeadpoolUpdate

7 months

Thor has been confirmed to be making an appearance in ‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’.

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2 years

Baby sis sent me her account details and then sent an "oops" follow up message. Told her to delete since it was a mistake. She deleted the "oops".

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

@AjayiOluwaduns9 Is there a reason you're being this stupid, this publicly on an fine thursday evening. It's banter. People are laughing. Be stupid somewhere else.

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@TheEdmvnd_

8 months

Unrelated to the TL discourse, but that "accuse first ask questions later" approach to communication is very irritating. You automatically put the other person on the defensive out of the blue. Find it borderline intolerable in serious situations.

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

"I hope political alignment is not the reason some of you are cutting off your friends" The political alignment:

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@EditiEffiong

2 years

This is the message being pushed by APC. “My Lagos, not your Lagos”. Wow.

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@TheEdmvnd_

10 months

@pharaohtharuler if your personal relationship with your children is wonderful even if your spouse is the devil your children will at least wonder where the disconnect is. if you're distant that's diff, then whatever you partner says goes. Their PERSONAL experience with you sticks with them

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@TheEdmvnd_

4 years

@Feyipatts Not sure he is saying RAPE sex workers. More along the lines of patronize them to satisfy your urges?

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@TheEdmvnd_

7 months

Advantages and disadvantages ke? you will like merits and demerits.

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

@Sisinene_of_Eko What the bloody hell 😭😭😭

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@TheEdmvnd_

7 months

how can I forget "Juxtapose" 😂

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

@ogheneyxle Abi v init

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

@Snow_Blacck -Get nervous for them when they try new things. -I hurt when they hurt. -Get super proud of their wins and hype everything -Get comfortable and unguarded in their company, almost childish. -Want to take on their problems. Do the most I can when I can. - Think/Dream about them.

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

If you call me on this app randomly I will block you 🙏🏾

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@yabaleftonline

1 year

“Coming soon to Twitter will be voice and video chat, you can talk to people anywhere in the world without giving them your phone number” — Elon Musk.

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

@DesireeOruwari @ChokolateGravy Small "next" you're shaking 😂

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@TheEdmvnd_

10 months

@GozieChristoph1 A man can be a terrible husband and a good father. Kids may not have the capacity to distinguish well but they will remember how you treat THEM. Even in cases of favoritism the favoured child always says their experience is different. how much more a grown son speaking?

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

Don't let your course of study stop you from applying to Templars. They already have excellent lawyers, but do they have an excellent philosopher to answer the hard questions?

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@TheEdmvnd_

4 years

@SamuelOmogor @Mochievous 3) as a volunteer she just directed help where it was needed. People selflessly volunteered their time on a whim to help people UNLAWFULLY detained, much like you've dedicated yours to stupidity. Difference is, they did theirs in protection of people rights per secs 34,35... (2)

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@TheEdmvnd_

4 years

I think I do the art thing okay...

victor

@vict0sis

4 years

Flaunt your talent/skill

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

Aang is deleting Amon in the Avatar state. Unalaq isn't spirit bending the kid who bent away Ozai's bending at age 12 Zaheer didn't even beat Tenzin in a 1v1 Dfkm(sidenote I consider him the best) Kuvira isn't tagging or keeping up with Aang both Bumi and Toph show us this Next?

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

@Kingmaverick8 He would. He was a refugee, chased by the fire nation military, bounty hunters, had to train on the go and figure stuff out in the middle of intense pressure(the comet countdown). I've treated whether or not he can take Korra's villains (he can). Korra can't live his life.

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@TheEdmvnd_

4 years

@SamuelOmogor @Mochievous Reasons why this(and you) are dense. A short thread. 1. Like everyone involved at any capacity her effort was volunteered. 2. In charge is a misnomer. An intentional deflect because you need to be able to make a case for a breach her rights viz 41(1) of the constitution. (1)

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

I'm Edmund from Nigeria, this is my Art.

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@TheEdmvnd_

7 months

The pushback is valid to the extent that it keeps the conversation balanced and not one-sided. He has expressed a paradigm that has very real consequences on applications, articles and paperwork integral to the livelihood (and potential livelihood of plenty). He can take it.

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

Probably wrote English compositions in "ye" and "thee" 😂😂😂

ĐA℟Ŧℍ SUC₵UBUS

@RICOVI_B

2 years

Unless I’m calculating it wrong. Because I entered JSS1 in September, 1998.

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

@stephjkk Honestly. Was always shinning teeth. Now we have to defend him 😂

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

I dunno about you o, but if I was a walking nuclear bomb I'd prefer my opps be happy about a sneak attack Azula had the wisdom to be afraid of a full display of an Avatar's power(yunno, because that's how it SHOULD work) That NPC dared Korra to use godmode confident she could win

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@TheEdmvnd_

6 months

As it's the International Day of the Boy Child I'd just say the Following: Boy won't just be boys, they will model the behaviour around them. Be better men for them, show them what virtues you would have wished you learned off the jump. The OT that gave you that leg up...

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

Yes, yes I am a hater.

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

@TheOladokun It's a joke. People are laughing. Don't stress me. My mentions isn't where people come to be stupid. Be stupid where I can't see you 🫶🏾

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@TheEdmvnd_

3 months

@Stephenioni Guy!!! it's such a silly question to ask.

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@TheEdmvnd_

11 months

You'll go to student affairs, go to faculty officer, go to sub-deans office. Senate meeting will be happening in your dream on almost a nightly basis, to correct scores and fill in blanks. Lol don't upset me.

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@TheEdmvnd_

7 months

To paraphrase @Nne__Nna All of you that learnt "antimonopologeographicationalism" that year come outside 😂😂😂

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@TheEdmvnd_

3 years

"Dear Diary, Today is falentine day. Wosi is try to be romastic but o embarass mi. You too see..."

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 months

Happy birthday you mischievous, witty, brilliant, earnest, hardworking smartass. I can't wait to see what the new year brings you ❤️

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@TheEdmvnd_

5 years

Two people were dumped by the roadside. One male, one female. Different coverage. Different buzz. Different outlooks in general. Its like the universe ran a social experiment to show y'all your bias and you're refusing to see it.

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

If he touches that blonde girls purple octopus toy...she will solo him. It won't even be close 😭

Tetsuo 𒉭

@TetsuoTheGoat

1 year

Who’s winning this fight Omni man or The Powerpuff Girls?

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 month

There's this silly thing Nigerians do when they try to put someone beyond reproach that I find rather tiresome. Someone basically said Wole's work is inaccessible to them and is that a valid critique of any work? YES.

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@TheEdmvnd_

24 days

@pkhadassah i suppose there's this angle too 😂

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@TheEdmvnd_

3 years

Dreamt and Woke up fully convinced I hadn't read evidence and I had a paper for 9am. Panicked first before remembering I've been a graduate for a while.

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

If Joshtoofunny can read that fast, can't tell me a Nigerian can't run this one real quick.

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@TheEdmvnd_

10 months

@Theorriginal @pharaohtharuler I'm really interested in how the opposite is true. if you can break that down I'll appreciate it.

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

🥂

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@TheEdmvnd_

6 years

@ashindestad He was a baby once? That's it. It's game over. Can't blame an adult's actions on him if he was a baby once. That's just common sense.

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

Happy birthday baby boy 🥂

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

@DrDeedeeOfili Especially NOT poverty

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@TheEdmvnd_

4 years

Boredom and peer pressure or whatever

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

😌

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@TheEdmvnd_

4 years

@SamuelOmogor @Mochievous 6) what other original takes do you have? Youths are being used? Because their anger isn't justified? Or untrue? Or their experiences,a minor inconvenience? You can only give what you have and while I know nothing of your integrity I question it completely solidly on your take.

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@TheEdmvnd_

7 months

@0xDEADLIFT Honestly neither should Nigerian police but our realities have it a different way. Also someone listed "unlock" as a fancy word so I'm making fun of that.

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@TheEdmvnd_

4 years

@SamuelOmogor @Mochievous 5) Evidently you know nothing of the finances of the movement or the personal financial standing of the person you're trying to slander. Otherwise this would have been better thought out. In the end Samuel, this gambit was dull and far from original. Nice try tho.

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

This is the exchange rate? Tinubu you will crumbllllllleeeeee

egó oyibo

@diced_gold

1 year

“Come in a short dress” but if I tell you to pull up in an amg, na problem.

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1 year

@Semiloore_O No but fr tho, my first question was why is his father replying for him. It's weird no? I'd rather everyone unlooked. It's still bad but, less weird.

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@TheEdmvnd_

11 months

@creamlyn_ "Aunty you're funny but you're not that funny,shift" I just said I should explain so you understand ✌🏾

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

I get it now. It's consistency. He was staying in character.

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@TheEdmvnd_

4 years

@Aima_Oj It's less about him and more about other people that will read his words and think he's making any sense.

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@TheEdmvnd_

4 years

@mohammedagbadi @DeviantArt @RodrigoLorenzoL What's your Deviantart??? Mine's:PenInsane First Deviation / Most recent Deviation

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

Stop quoting things to show your displeasure if you don't want it to spread. It's counter productive. Your quote is a retweet still.

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

Quote/Reply with a picture in a suit, keep it classy.

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

The takes on that Yetundegold video are just funny. If you pretend she wasn't being dishonest from the jump you're lying to yourself. Was she there yes, as a speaker? No. Did she meet who she said she met? Also no. Well deserved trolling in my opinion.

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@TheEdmvnd_

4 months

Nothing I'm struggling with now will matter by the end of the year, I'd be levels above all of it and content.

Ibrahim Kazeem Content writer and SMM

@peng_writer

4 months

Let's go!

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@TheEdmvnd_

4 years

@SamuelOmogor @Mochievous ...39,40 of the Constitution that gives the absentminded, aloof government any legitimacy to begin with. 4) How do I know (3)? Because there were others doing the exact same thing. Firms, interest groups, human rights activists. Etc... (3)

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

Doing a push up for every like this gets.

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@TheEdmvnd_

4 years

@AbdussamadAhma1 @SEzekwesili Yup. It's only the place where our political faves come to lie blatantly. I think her use of Twitter is well within her rights.

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@TheEdmvnd_

3 years

@Cee_jayking Close, Redeemed 😂

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

Don't be shy, how much was someone like her worth back in the day, you can tell us. It's a safe space.

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2 years

@nypost Very rude and it shows her lack of self worth.

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@TheEdmvnd_

6 years

@Jonathan_I_E @Lusshh_ Fair enough. Her character is open to multiple interpretations I guess. That said, I personally would pick Arya any day.

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

The whole world watching has never mattered to that generation of leaders in general. Let's just wait and see.

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2 years

The Nigerian Judiciary better not move funny. The whole world would be watching. This would be their legacy.

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

@Wizarab10 He should examine the flipside. If his son was named after her ex he'd be uncomfortable as hell. Life and love require picking your battles and readiness to compromise occasionally. This is one battle he shouldn't pick, this is one compromise that saves them stress.

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

@Alfarooqii They might surprise us

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 months

#NewProfilePic

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

@Rxadamj exactly 😂

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

I'm good with...Pens. Writing pens Ballpoint pens Digital pens

💕💕Mide 💕💕

@HaYoMiDe_

1 year

Quote or Reply this with what you're very good at?

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@TheEdmvnd_

9 months

Bathong!!!!! in fact all the thongs! 😭😭😭

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

@JROdeyemi Spiritual side eye.

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

+1 and ting

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@TheEdmvnd_

10 months

dude was raised by Ominigerianman 😭

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@TheEdmvnd_

5 months

Hope you guys can still type “Congratulations”because I’ll be needing it soon.

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@TheEdmvnd_

1 year

Chefs are professionals. Hilda is the culinary equivalent of an athlete. This record she's going after has as much to do with domestic cooking as your babe's dissatisfaction with your lack of a world cup despite balling with the guys every chance you get 😂

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@TheEdmvnd_

3 years

Nothing to promote. Be the best version of yourself, and if you have a good thing. Don't mess it up. Happy new year you sexy mo'ffvkas.

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@TheEdmvnd_

2 years

The consent conversation is a little tiring, but it needs revisiting because a good chunk of you only understand it when you go to saner climes. It shouldn't take a change of environment to change your mentality. The women in your immediate environment deserve same respect.

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@TheEdmvnd_

7 months

Do you know how many words you'll learn just from the early walt Disney movies alone? Frollo: D Quasimodo: Damnation F: E Q: Eternal Damnation that's from the hunchback of Notre Dame 😂 Lion king, Tarzan, Pocahontas and that's the kid shows. Movies were a different beast

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