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President Xi/They

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4 months

dry shaving followed by tweeting from my car

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@DojoWarVeteran In Italy it's always Lupin III

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2 years

@FMccuntbag @youngtwinkhon @Hentity_NR @Brafshs_inaboat @ABSURDISTSLUT you think ancient romans were purchasing sex slaves and being... ethical about it? There's a reason so many people are calling out the romanticization of this

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11 months

can't stop thinking about him

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4 years

@GameSmith101 @NoMansSky Love that the Ohio globe is being used here

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3 years

@rava @TheTrueScumlord Pee is stored in the bronx

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I'm still on this, this shit is so funny to me

President Xi/They

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19 days

It will always be funny that jimi hendrix had two white minions with perms

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5 years

@notadamm_ That sounds healthy

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@NotoriousPBG @le_wokeisme @deshmor I remember reading somewhere a few years ago that official government mail and messaging in Portugal uses Brazilian spellings

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@fawntology @lumpen_princess

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President Xi/They

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4 years

@JournoJChilton @_zr_zk_ @dieDoktor @Eugene_V_Dabbs How about the man who illegally and genocidally murdered and forcibly relocated untold numbers of native Americans that even the supreme court of that era said had a right to remain.

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7 months

Went to unclog a water spout and I cannot express to you how fucking STARSTRUCK I was to see the itsy bitsy spider herself crawling up it

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President Xi/They

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2 years

@QuixoticDissent @ElectionLegal Nonbinary people in Spanish speaking countries have been pushing "latine" for years but American academics just have to find something way more inelegant and clunky sounding

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President Xi/They

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4 years

@dirtypur3 @shoe0nhead Ah yes the people running it off a cliff are far more reasonable I bet. Surely you in your infinite wisdom can simply convince them of their dangerous prospects

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2 years

@paynushaver This could be way funnier if you put "snuff" somewhere questionably high

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1 year

@BrokeBoi760 @DojoWarVeteran I guess it Jigen more often but still rad

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5 months

@fiuzaemello @le_wokeisme @NotoriousPBG @deshmor That's true of American english so this doesn't surprise me

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President Xi/They

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3 years

@ExpletiveFormer @KakineEnjoyer @based_politic5 @DoctorMarik @SCurryjihad @GoodPoliticGuy Yes really, neither side of that war was particularly saintly. Just empires fighting other empires, all of them other than France ruled by monarchs. The winning side decided to grow their colonial empires after winning. WW1 is famously, definingly devoid of a moral high ground.

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5 years

@DJ3rd_Eye @dmlsys23 @19Phranchize @TitusNation >corrects a servicemember about what *their* experience was

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6 years

@skrongmeat_

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@SHIELD_Agent_47 @fiuzaemello @le_wokeisme @NotoriousPBG @deshmor every word that has an R in the last syllable lmao

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4 years

@VermilionViath @shoe0nhead Wrong they'll blame republicans and will never self reflect

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4 years

@DawnScannell @fyouck_ @WLBT Hillary Clinton bragged about killing the leader of Libya and giggled about his death on camera.

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4 years

@idkdillan @uhhhhmad What was his tone about it? Like was his attitude "check out how unjust this is" or was he implying you didn't deserve citizenship?

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1 month

@ihateterfs wow my boyfriend made a hit tweet and all I had to do was be sooo sleepy

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President Xi/They

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11 months

@RightWingCope back in high school this quarterback/cheerleader couple ran for prom king and queen, and the girl won, but the guy who won prom king was this stoner dude who was actually way more well liked and didn't even have a girlfriend to run with. dude was grinning so hard in the pictures

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1 year

This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

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President Xi/They

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4 years

@Wait_who_again @shoe0nhead I was going to say neither but I'd say Republicans are probably doing this more lmao. Most protestors are unaligned

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12 days

vote if you want to but why are you guys doing this weird propaganda stuff for free?

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4 years

@FrankWachtler @GypsyEyedBeauty He started the first fire jackass

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4 years

@a_mugs @LLW902 Ancient people with a system of writing famously never wrote about the living conditions of their society ever

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3 years

@crulge One of the biggest criticisms of cars early on was "this thing can't take me home on its own when I'm piss drunk"

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4 years

@daz_nuts @discpixx Is that a squidward pogchamp?

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4 years

@PissedShitzu @TylerHamiltonMN @Isoscel48914024 "Before the virus"? The fact that the virus fucked everything up is literally his fault for encouraging denialism and business-as-usual instead of restructuring the economy for an emergency situation. During the pandemic we got our first trillionaires. Shut the fuck up.

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President Xi/They

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3 years

@LarryTheShagger @ArcedPendulum @Riot_Neekoh @prezoh This would be cool just to have him go "UNH" in the studio one time and give him his mil and let him go

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President Xi/They

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7 months

We have the power to stay right the fuck where we are. If the state is gonna get serious about oppressing us then we're gonna get serious about supporting each other. Lots of people can't leave and I don't fucking want to. Mutual aid works and we're going to put it into practice.

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7 months

Just in: The Ohio House overrides the governor's veto with 65 votes, enough to override. This will harm trans youth in Ohio and force families to flee the state. I cry for trans youth in Ohio tonight. Shouts of "Shame" echo from the gallery.

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President Xi/They

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4 years

@A_D_Deku @badtasteinmusic @OnThisDayGaming You're scrolling through a thread and replying to everyone who likes melee smugly and I think it's actially really funny that you think we can't see that you've written the same reply like 20 times

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President Xi/They

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6 months

@BeachSideView @limegpt @World0fEcho the picture makes it look like they're as big as trees but the camera is just on the ground. Those spears would only be about as thick as your finger.

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President Xi/They

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5 years

@Jim_Jordan @seanhannity @RepMarkMeadows Those wrestlers could've really used your help man

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President Xi/They

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8 months

@Gigglemax Valve in the late 2000s and early 2010s was so fucking unmatched, it's hard for me to describe to people just what an iron grip they had on gaming back then

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4 years

@lib_owner This shit is so funny

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1 year

not my pronouns. try again, from the top

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4 years

I-75 is trending, so I clicked on it and I see gun battles, an overturned semi blocking the whole southbound side, and a gorgeous goddamn rainbow all in the span of three posts.

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President Xi/They

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@Yankshanker @JournoJChilton @_zr_zk_ @dieDoktor @Eugene_V_Dabbs I really don't give a flying shit what colonialists thought or think, he was a fuckin monster

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President Xi/They

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7 months

We raised $3,469 for trans mutual aid last night. I'm so happy and proud of our community. Thanks so much to everyone who came and lent their support ❤️

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4 years

@CursedBoomers Ah I see their point must be that capitalism is getting in the way of the benefit hard work could have

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Athens ohio whats up dog hows it hanging

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@CambFern @willryan @Breaking911 You're right people should let police kill their friends and family over and over and over again forever. That's the path to safety and happiness.

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8 months

Just got out of a ten year coma I wonder what my favorite rapper viper is up to

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1 year

@TimAllenItalian his followers don't even rock his mustache!

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4 months

3 adult human females reporting for duty with our chaperone

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4 years

@ashleyc0re @thickyrubio 30 to 50 feral hogs

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1 year

@hecubian_devil My friend made lo mein in mixed tomato and soy sauce that was so good and nobody believes me, and he was on mushrooms so all food tasted bad to him and now he refuses to make it ever again

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President Xi/They

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6 months

my gender identity is very complex unless you're my doctor in which case it is so totally binary and normal and textbook give me my healthcare

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4 years

@lib_owner The most geographically convenient connection from Asia to Australia? Esfahan, Iran of course

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12 days

I am OFFICIALLY. ONE YEAR. ON HRT

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2 years

@JuanHungLow5 @pro__death @ArielKelley We know

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5 months

Look what I just found in the trash!!

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4 years

@prolezone @robrousseau Every day that some guy in camo smoking a cigar doesnt knock on my door to recruit me to the revolution is a day I cry

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you can do whatever you want forever

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1 year

update on these earrings - taco bell employee said loud enough to hear through the glass "that man is gay as hell"

President Xi/They

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1 year

getting lots of love for these earrings at work

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4 years

@Yankshanker @JournoJChilton @_zr_zk_ @dieDoktor @Eugene_V_Dabbs Let's see how many indigenous people care about the nullification crisis more than the trail of tears you chode

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7 months

This is a TRANS MUTUAL AID FUNDRAISER NOW. All proceeds are going to trans mutual aid networks in Ohio where access is currently being threatened. If your access to gender affirming care is at risk, hit me up directly and I will get you connected with a mutual aid group.

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President Xi/They

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5 years

@ByYourLogic Especially since King Gizzard absolutely whips

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President Xi/They

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6 months

This van looks like hitler

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3 years

@picturesofdives Four drinks of choice

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5 months

I was spotted at severed legs

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President Xi/They

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11 months

@sabatonfan69 hl2 combine AI still clears a concerning amount of modern releases

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5 years

@thaeox Seeing this made my stomach drop and start breathing heavy this is so fucking distressing

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President Xi/They

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Every time they try to legislate us into obscurity i only become more transgender. Start calling me she/her this fucking instant

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1 year

when Anna and I signed up for the gym membership yesterday the guy at the desk asked us what our goals were and in a verbal list of options included "getting taller or shorter"

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President Xi/They

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4 years

"shoot anything that moves" on the cleveland police scanner

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4 years

@mryanedmondson @Rivers_Hellfire @KeepingItCole They're loansharking half the continent of Africa to this day dude

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TOP 1️⃣ BADDIE.

@BrandNameShay

1 year

What’s the best jewel Young Thug ever dropped??

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President Xi/They

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4 years

@paykanclub @lib_owner Wanna get to Dallas from Houston? That's simple. Just a quick jaunt through CANADA

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4 months

When I'm happy I say bitches love my tranny swag

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4 years

@ImNotOwned @LolOverruled @aishaismad Its excruciatingly true

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1 month

like this tweet and I'll say something about u these are fun

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1 year

@TheTumboy @Swordfish978 why the fuck is he saying "shooby dooby" and shit then? Why have him sing like this at all if it's supposed to be scary?

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President Xi/They

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6 months

posted selfies on private but actually I feel super hot and I want the world to know

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4 years

@yedawggy @VolksDK @Vistoril @KrispyKrabby @shoe0nhead We're zones, dudes. Born after 96 is a zoomer

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President Xi/They

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7 months

BREAKING: straight woman tells lesbians they're ugly and need to wear more makeup

Camilla

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7 months

Tired of transbians thinking all they need is some liquid eyeliner and that fuckass brown lipstick. Girl take your ass to Sephora rn and buy primer, foundation, blush, bronzer, highlighter, contour, setting powder, eyelid primer, eyeshadow, lip liner, lip gloss, and mascara

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President Xi/They

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2 years

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN

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President Xi/They

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5 years

@notjoebulger They probably cant cook because they just graduated high school two months ago, chill

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President Xi/They

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2 years

@WriteToRebel "He wouldn't know shit from shine-ola" "That's so nasty it could gag a maggot off a gut maggot" "It's colder than a well digger's ass out here" "It's hotter than a buzzard's crotch out here" "I saw a friend who's a farmer. I drove by and I saw him, he's outstanding in his field."

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President Xi/They

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7 months

Me inviting the girls to the bar

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