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lets fucking go

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im personally tired of smoke shops using the same cartoon characters i dont want to see eric cartman or rick and morty anymore i wanna see wallace and gromit getting smoked out

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cannot exaggerate this is absolutely the type of shit im trying to be on

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7 months

this guy gets it maybe more than anyone else on this earth

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If you have time to watch the whole video on YouTube, it's a joyful and super fun watch. I put the link below. Use it to escape for 7 minutes if you're a dopamine junkie like I am. 😭

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do people ever go to renfairs dressed as like peasants stinking of mud and shit in rags eating boiled carrots are there no dudes just hanging out like this

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i like monkeys but i think if i lived in a country where theyre as common as squirrels id get tired of their bullshit really fast

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why am i just learning about this man in a fatsuit who allegedly claimed to be pakistans strongest man this is so good

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2 years

this is the only reason i keep tiktok

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i say im tweaking to lure you into a false sense of comfort when in reality ive been locked in since i was born

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yarael poof rolls “worst joint ever” asked to leave the jedi council

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8 months

rise and shine my friends

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8 months

saw a video of some gibbons earlier that nearly brought me to tears

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german hooked up to a car battery in the mediterranean re-education camps: i-its time for you to leave now my family will be having dinner soon *BZZZT* greek prison officer: lets try that again-say would you like to stay for dinner with me and my family

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@evilvillain1231 i dont know what it is but i want to eat it

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it ruins my immersion if its just 500 losers dressed as elves bards and knights

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6 months

hell yeah

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tiktok algorithm is currently ex convicts showing me how to make prison recipes and this one guy who makes the hardest edits of 2006 kurt angle

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german trad guys wearing lederhosen and carrying a big lollipop

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8 months

white people who are really into yoga are evil but white people who are really into karate are good

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2 months

if an artist makes stuff like this they should have to work a construction job for maybe 10 years

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That's what usually happens And it's the worse

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@StrengthBuild horrific

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@b1g_damage going on a salt pork diet before the ren fair to look all blotchy and sick

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1 year

i hate when people call pandas useless who the fuck do you think you are they are gentle creatures whove chosen a path of tranquility and bliss in a cruel world

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all men are brothers i repeat all men are brothers

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nathan j robinson calmly taking off his hat and suit jacket before a fight and they immediately leave a crater in the concrete below from their sheer weight

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gibbon shredding a gibson under a gibbous moon

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@lolt64 literally 2 days ago i was trying to help a dragonfly go back outside and i thought to myself if i clumsily kill him i should be put on trial

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the image would be fine if it was peter griffin holding up the sign

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Whenever I see someone post this I’m just going to assume you’re 5 years old

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this shit has to be the biggest cope on earth lol

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@TheEIbows that rules lmao

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@GaterHouser im hoping shes in on it really hoping this is a way for them to get clout

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@lolt64 yeah i need it to be 70% peasants its not fun when its people larping as epic warriors or whatever

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7 months

@The_Wub_ i went to africas north korea and no one knew you

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@SexbeanPernicus *being submerged in water up to his neck* right thats just fucking splendid

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1 year

when a man loses more than 50 lbs his evil self from a parallel dimension challenges him to a fight and the loser is sealed away for eternity this is why guys who lose weight become demonic

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@b1g_damage theres this episode in the ultimate fighter where the coaches invite a muay thai expert to train the fighters and hes this alcoholic european guy and he just kicks the shit out of everyone while buzzed and leaves

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putting this guy in a pillowcase and slamming him against a wall

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@Carzonfye just wandering around drunk as fuck eating pottage

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white twink with frosted tips who has “no fatties/black people/asians” in his grindr bio saying “girl run you can do better”

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3 years

I had coffee with a guy yesterday. When he went to the bathroom, the gay guy sitting behind me passed me this note 😂😭😂😭

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@demonpilled smoke shop asterix

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i really dont like how some people talk about blood meridian its annoying

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@b1g_damage a bleak era for men who arent attracted to thin blonde women

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got bored and doodled an image that circulates around here occasionally lol

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self proclaimed high value males when they have to compete for a womans attention with the broke musician who lives in someones attic

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WHO is to BLAME for hookup culture?!

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@b1g_damage i put it on for my friend while they were really high once and they started screaming

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pulling a sleepover prank on a eunuch where you tape a pair of balls to them while they sleep and they wake up all freaked out

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really funny how half of these carnivore grift dudes arent even buff or in incredible shape

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what song do you guys think would immediately turn a group of chimps ballistic

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we saw you using a fork at the ethiopian restaurant its over for you pal

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hes so powerful

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food truck that only sells the ploughmans lunch

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3 years

the bazaar is no place for your cracker antics

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@Dick_Butte he just gets to be dee jay from street fighter while the rest of us have to get jobs

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my lord the enemy scouts found your spotify wrapped

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soon

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who the hell do you think you are

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3 years

doing this but instead of returning from military service im returning in shaolin monk garbs after studying at the temple for 5 years

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1 year

are you rocking with xing xing ⁉️⁉️

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2 years

this is dreadfort bitch we clown in this muthafucka take your sensitive ass back to winterfell

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im a big supporter of letting your art speak for itself with comics especially comedic comic strips but also if someone ever did a smarmy quote tweet of my work with a bunch of red X’s like theyre my professor im beating the shit out of them

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i hate that perverts and sex tourists made wanting to travel to thailand into a suspect thing i want to see cool temples eat good food and also get my ass beat by muay thai fighters easily a top destination for me

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bro you look unconventionally attractive as fuck

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@Carzonfye i see him and immediately understand how random peasants could somehow become emperors or kings

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gay guys with “no fatties” in their grindr bio when someone is attracted to a bear

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The way that white gay men are able to fail every single beauty standard among white gay men and still go find themselves a conventionally attractive black dude is DISGUSTING. It’s literally disgusting idc

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now thats what im fucking talking about!!!

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i come from a long line of villains

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Your ancestors were not evil.

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@Guitarbeard id give them a lesson in pain

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charging this like a gorilla that doesnt recognize its own reflection

Noel Y. Calingasan • NYC

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THE PORTAL: a visual bridge connecting New York City to Dublin A public technology sculpture known as The Portal was unveiled this morning in New York City’s ’s Flatiron neighborhood. The sculpture has a real-time, visual live stream connecting New York City to Dublin, Ireland.

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@osamabishounen @himboBlacksmith screaming in fear when they see the prison officers bring in an overly familiar and affectionate italian nonna to do the kiss on each cheek as a greeting

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nathan j robinson at a martial arts tournament slowly taking off a purple suit jacket and glasses before punching a hole through a guy who was taunting him

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did not realize camels had sharp teeth terrifying news

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Angry Camel using its Dulla

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do you guys think theres like a pakistani mma circuit that would sanction a fight between me and him because ive decided i want to kick the shit out of him and become a god in that nation

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@Carzonfye definitely think lot of americans treat “other countries will be hit worse” as “we wont be affected” but i think a lot of people like treating it as the world ending in x years to subconsciously free them of any responsibility that theyll have to live through whatever comes

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youtube music recommendations: i saw you listening to dark angel so here’s 10 lesser known thrash and speed metal releases also a couple eps to a blackened thrash band spotify music recommendations: bro you should check out megadeth they go pretty crazy man

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we need the mediterranean countries to become the dominant world powers

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white people when theres pirate and dwarf themed heavy metal at the function

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these videos honestly scare me like in a primal way my brain is detecting whatever that is as a threat

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FROZEN ZOAP 🥶 ZOAP FLOWER DRENCHED IN ZOAP LOVE RESIN AND COATED IN ZOAP THCA DIAMONDS 🧊 🧼

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when the alchemists are away the homunculi come out to play

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finding a white guy whos making a gyro and beating him with a crowbar

roslyn 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

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qwhite inchresting indeed

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theyre dropping me from a plane into toronto to go deal with drake

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@gracecthdralprk coworkers will hear you say youre a death metal fan nod and go “man have you heard of this band called Within the Trance” and it sounds like something youd hear emanating from a gamers light-up headset

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@LegoRacers2 what really fucks me up is like most beans werent around and even carrots werent in western europe till much later than we think that whole part of the worlds cuisine was just totally alien from what we know now in a lot of ways

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alright guys heres my 2023 reading list: week 1: the very hungry caterpillar by eric carle week 2: the cat in the hat by dr suess week 3: infinite jest by david foster wallace week 4: harry potter and the sorcerers stone by jk rowling week 5: gravity’s rainbow by thomas pynchon

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michael crichton writing this fictional medieval account of an arab man traveling with vikings complete with these illustrations is insane to me what was he cooking

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i really dont understand people who just never eat vegetables or have it on the side its fucked up

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do you guys know any new orleans themed metal bands that need merch

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2 years

to the tune of seven nation army: im gonna suck em off

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i hope trey parker and matt stone have sleepless nights thinking about the fact that their entire shows legacy is completely washed by people who make 15 minute compilations of family guy on youtube

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only reason i still have tiktok is i successfully broke my algorithm on it so now all i get is videos of catatonic old people accidentally filming themselves and this shit

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@misharipov oh yeah if you have to fight macaques for your belongings everyday you could give a shit about anything else that waltzes in

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wise man 🦧

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@DojoWarVeteran orangutan smoking a juul

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good morning

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@craz_part_4 im going as the peasant who throws dung at king joffrey in asoiaf

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i find mfs like you really adorable bro

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really good video i saw where an orangutan breaks into someones hotel in bali washes its hands with soap in a basin and takes 4 sodas from a vending machine

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would go so hard if they had kratos decapitate john the baptist and shatter noah’s ark had him torch the garden of eden

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i like the phrase “you know ball” because i imagine a caveman saying it like in a literal sense

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jojo siwa sounds like the name of a lesser known star wars alien

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2 years

one time my grandpa was teaching me self defense and he was shocked to learn that you cant grab people by the clavicle bone anymore since people arent malnourished like they were when he grew up

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this guy rules