Gary Vegas @TheDonkeyDrip Twitter profile

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Gary Vegas

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4 years

1983: George Lucas killed Star Wars 1999: George Lucas killed Star Wars 2002: George Lucas killed Star Wars 2008: Dave Filoni killed Star Wars 2012: Angry Birds killed Star Wars 2017: Rian Johnson killed Star Wars 2019: JJ Abrams killed Star Wars 2024: Taika Waititi killed Star--

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I once got to attend a birthday party at Martin Short's house (I went to the same high school as his son). Martin and his wife Nancy (RIP) were some of the nicest, most generous people I've ever met. So to be called a fucking phony by someone like him is truly deadly:

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I like the one Martin Short called Jimmy Fallon phony to his face.

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@THR "Brutally honest" = out of touch.

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@jfwong @ar1aster There’s gotta be a shitload of deleted scenes. It feels like a movie gutted to fit a predetermined runtime and now it’s bit them in the ass.

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In honor of Pablo Hidalgo’s Twitter passing, I present my favorite exchange of his from recent months:

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@ar1aster Being Force-linked to Kylo Ren, Grandson to Darth Vader and Supreme Leader of the galaxy, is an insanely great “present tense” problem for Rey to overcome. Why does her lineage need to become her main struggle? So bizarre.

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RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK would be ripped to shreds by social media had it been released today. That movie is rife with plot holes, geography cheats, and “cheap” fakeouts. That’s why I ignore the movie mob mentality.

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@JudyKurtz @AprilDRyan What kind of Stanley Kubrick shit is this?

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LMFAO. This is from the original Time magazine review of RETURN OF THE JEDI. Again: a lot of revisionism being applied to the general opinion of EMPIRE STRIKES BACK back in the day:

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@plinketyplink2 Dinosaurs Still Rule the Earth

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@mangiotto Some key excerpts from a 2015 Time Magazine article about Zaslav and his anti-scripted drama and pro-algorithm mindset:

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Mark Hamill correctly predicts his Episode IX story function back in 1997 👀

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@robertarampton A table filled with cold fast food. No image better sums up this presidency.

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@JennyENicholson The flawed moral of Episode 6 was "your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side," and so I've been a dedicated Sith acolyte since childhood. Clearly I understand storytelling.

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@JordanPeele @Monkeypaw

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@TracieHunte @yogoldsmith Huge Prince energy.

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@JennyENicholson "I loved it when we found out Darth Vader built C-3PO!" said JK Rowling.

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@theswlegacy

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@JennyENicholson

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Comparison thread: TITANIC (1997) v. STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER (2019)

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Twitter Headlines in 1977: "Too Little, Too Late: Lucasfilm Tries to Cram Important Political Backstory in Novelization." "What Exactly is the Empire and Who is this Unseen Emperor Character? Star Wars Novelization Offers Info That Should've Been, Y'know, in the Actual Movie."

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@SteeleWars Wait 'till they find out they're all made by the same company.

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Fans: get politics out of my Star Wars George Lucas: the teddy bears are Vietcong

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@ADaniels3PO OH SHIT HERE WE GO

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@LastJediAwful @pablohidalgo 7.8% is definitely a minority, genius.

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@FilmGob Holy shit this clip. I hate doing this because it’s only going to end with a block, but... wow @KristianHarloff you are an embarrassment to the site and to your co-workers. Very happy I stopped watching Council months ago.

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The sniper from SAVING PRIVATE RYAN and Ryan Reynolds say #MayThe4thBeWithYou

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@StarWarsExplain It’s the year 2018, and direct references to the Star Wars Holiday Special is giving us life. What a time to be a fan.

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@AdamLanceGarcia Avengers Infinity War: The Rest of It

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@FilmCritHULK @ObserverArts Amazing. You've perfectly articulated why LAST JEDI got the reaction it did. It seems modern audiences don't want to hear how hard life is and how to deal with it. They want stories about how pain and suffering are merely temporary setbacks on your path to invincibility.

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@JohnCornyn @TexasTribune You’re welcome, pendejo.

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@dayachaIamet @KyberWebs Wow, the actual Holdo Manuever.

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@k_trendacosta Love it or hate it, but Palpatine’s sudden involvement in the sequel trilogy is 1000% in the spirit of Lucas and OG/EU Star Wars, and I just think people weren’t quite prepared for Disney to make that sort of bonkers jump that the franchise used to make on the regular.

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Fans a decade ago: "Anakin had an apprentice?? STUPID." Fans a decade ago: "Maul is still alive?? STUPID." Never ever listen to the fans.

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@ChrisSTfan32 @AD_Strider Gonna guess you don't know who or what Col. Kurtz is referring to, right?

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@Marvel @theblackpanther

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@goedharted LMAO, just watched — not only did they rip off the TFA blaster bolt freeze, the R1 hallway scene, and the TLJ throne room scene all at once, they also ripped off the newest Marvel Vader series with all the Padme visions. It’s literally a *Disney* Star Wars fan film.

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@rejects

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@FINALLEVEL Thank god your generation of artists is still keeping it real.

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@behindyourback Never forget when Zuckerberg used the devastation of poor people to show off his new VR tech:

Mark Zuckerberg's VR Safari Through Puerto Rico

Thank Mark Zuckerberg aka The ZUCC for this magical momentCheck out Hila's clothing collection! http://teddyfresh.comCo-Written by Zach Hadelhttps://www.yout...

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@DCOfficial

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Welcome to the family, Steven Spielberg! The iconic director will enter the world of DC with BLACKHAWK. Learn more about the upcoming film here:

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@GermainLussier A family gathering that turns very bloody, very quickly is also an apt description of Star Wars.

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This screencap got me doubly excited for Project Luminous.

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@latimes that picture is of a 40 year old man named Andy Milonakis.

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@boywonder_01 @John_Dutton_18 @rianjohnson He needs a girl to finally talk to him.

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@jowrotethis Max Landis' career is a Mary Sue.

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@Evan_Rosenfeld @ApprenticeNBC @CaslerNoel Carrie Fisher called this years ago. Although she said coke, it’s close enough.

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@SonyPictures Lmao wtf is this

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@ScottWamplerBMD That mercy kill for the DCU is still hilarious.

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It took almost a month for Herman Cain to die from COVID, with plenty of "no really, he's getting better everyday!" updates from his team. Just an FYI, for no particular reason. No reason at all.

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This akin to LAST JEDI hitting $1.3 billion at the worldwide box office, easily making it the highest grossing movie of 2017, while crybaby dipshits threw huge tantrums online. And for what?

Star Wars

@starwars

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The Force is strong with #TheAcolyte as the trailer breaks Lucasfilm records:

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@TatooineSons Straight from JJ back in 2015:

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The funniest part about everyone bitching about Rian not knowing what to do with the Knights of Ren is that, surprise fuck-os, neither did JJ!!

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@Sethrogen I think you meant: "Pineapple Express & Underrated Dark Comedy Masterpiece are both on Netflix apparently!"

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@FreddyInSpace The internet: "Tarantino is sexist!" Sane person: "Oh yeah? And what did you think of Margot's answer to the reporter's question?" The internet: "I dunno, I skipped past that."

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@virtualjustin @brettwhite Yes, we all remember when Luke befriended a stormtrooper, stole a ship, got taken hostage, then dueled on an imploding planet.

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@FilmCritHULK 100%. It's why so many Star Wars prequel defenders vehemently dislike the sequel trilogy because, in a weird way, they've been trained by Lucas to think "character says exactly what they're thinking and/or feeling at any given moment" = good dramatic storytelling.

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“Fox News has gone woke!!!!”

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@KevinCogneto @Brandon_Bird The last shot of the movie tells the audience: “STAR WARS is amazing and important.” And all the crybabies got out of it was: “Ohmygod, the bad guy said Luke was a failure and the Jedi are lame!! Fuck this movie!!”

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@drmistercody @scrowder @amazon The "Not Gay" guy is undoubtedly not gay, nope, not a single gay thought in that head of his, totally super straight that guy is.....

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@TheDonkeyDrip

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What if THE MANDALORIAN as a series culminates with a live-action "Siege of Mandalore, Part 2" with Din Djarin, Boba Fett, Bo-Katan, Sabine Wren, Ahsoka Tano, et al. teaming up to reclaim Mandalore from Moff Gideon and the Imperial Remnants?

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@syndulla2 @goedharted “We don’t like what Disney is doing with Star Wars, so we’re gonna prove they’re going in the wrong direction by directly lifting action beats and story ideas from the last few movies.” Geniuses.

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@DianogaVee @OmgMoreJames The internet if ROTJ had come out in 2019: “Ohmygod, they’ve built up the threat of Jabba for three movies and then they just kill him off in the first half-hour, and Leia does it by choking him with a chain??? Bad writing! Ruin Marquand should’ve been fired!!”

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@heathdwilliams "Why are there so many jokey parts during the climactic battle? This is Star Wars. Very serious."

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@JennyENicholson "but also I've seen Book of Henry" should be the standard response to anyone saying Star Wars fans were robbed.

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@tvaziri

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@JakeSherman @FLOTUS wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf

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@colliderfrosty "You might hate the prequels but at least Lucas had a plan." lmfao. uh....anyone wanna tell him?

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@KristianHarloff And let's get Claudia Gray to write a Star Wars movie.

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@StarWarsSpain @HarrisHarrisev9 Star Wars Spain account putting in that work!

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@scottEweinberg I remember on an old Nerdist podcast he said he wrote a bunch of horror specs when he first moved to L.A.

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@MaceAhWindu “Timeless” = being a little kid not understanding fuckall about the world

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This guy has definitely used the phrases "Mary Sue" and "M-She-U" online.

Jomboy Media

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This is it. The worst one of all-time

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The only good promo from today.

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Forget what you know, or think you know, and meet the young(er) cast of Willow, an Original Series streaming on @DisneyPlus in 2022. #DisneyPlusDay

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@AdamLanceGarcia Wait 'till these goobers find out the character of Rey (name subject to change) and her immense Force powers was created by Lucas himself...

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Fandoms have become hostage crises for creators. The somberness of this exchange is something else.

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Jim Lee confirms that there are no future plans for Zack Snyder or future Snyderverse materials at #SDCC . Jim Lee is part of development for all DC films.

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@rianjohnson I hope it gets a proper book release w/ storyboards and such.

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@the_moviebob The Canto Bight sequence alone gives more information about Snoke & the state of galaxy than anything in the OT. If you can’t figure out Snoke is just a super rich dude collecting dark side artifacts & taking advantage of late-stage capitalism, then you’re being willfully thick.

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@JennyENicholson "Do you like it, honey??" said Colin Trevorrow to his daughter on her birthday.

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@markhoppus Also, the midichlorian is the powerhouse of the Force. Thank you.

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@DrewMcWeeny US and TWILIGHT ZONE being less than a month apart is the real: maaaaaaaaaaan.

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@realDonaldTrump what the fuck is this

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@BrianDuffield The class should start with this clip from the SPIDER-MAN 2 making-of doc:

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@alexjkane Only if the producers want to make a lot of money. Up to them.

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It is objectively hilarious that in the span of an hour Elon Musk completely fucked over @mtaibbi and @bariweiss by rendering all their deep-dive work moot. Awesome career move! At least Goebbels got to be rich. You propagandists get jackshit.

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@JennyENicholson So basically Disney owns everything, and yet they’re still somehow the biggest cheapskates in the world.

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@AshCrossan @TaikaWaititi @deadpoolmovie @JulianDennison The skuxx life chose Deadpool.

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@ScottWamplerBMD There's only one underrated Spielberg sequel and it's called LOST WORLD.

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A Star Wars movie being the last billion dollar movie ever, oddly and sadly enough, is an inevitable end to Hollywood’s forty year Era of the Blockbuster.

Variety

@Variety

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Cineworld, the largest cinema company in the U.K., is closing all of its locations in the U.K. and Ireland this week. It will also close all 543 Regal Cinema theaters in the U.S. The news comes after #NoTimeToDie abandoned its 2020 release date

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@ErikDavis Someone put her in a Star War. She wants it.

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@lukecruser @ColliderVideo They should just change their channel name to Collider Cringe or Collider Clickbait at this point.

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Film Twitter regularly dunking on Sorkin while excitedly and unironically retweeting behind-the-scenes images of Trevorrow’s next Jurassic abomination. 🙃

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@DisneyParks @shopDisney @DisneySprings

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@StupendousWave @starwars Uh, Star Wars has had the top earning movie at the box office three years in a row. How much more unstoppable does one franchise need to be?

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Leader McConnell

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I am looking forward to returning to the Senate on Monday. We've got important business to tackle and big fights to win for Kentuckians and the American people.

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@JacobSHall And his upcoming trilogy will probably be the best string of films the series has ever seen.

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@ManaByte "The only score that matters is the score that I agree with! Wake up, sheeple!"

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