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SHAMBAS

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

@SamWatterson @ESPNFC Probs why your GD is -20 and Newcastle’s is +17 mate.

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@SSHAMBASS

2 years

Spencer for hire. My old science teacher always said I’d end up attached to a bar X #EVENEW

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@SSHAMBASS

2 years

@CharIieBennett Depends if I’m still in with a shout for this Charlie 😂

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

6 months

A wouldn’t swap shoes in a million years NUWNBD ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

6 years

The graffiti in London is getting too vulgar @rickygervais

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

Thanks to @NUFC for the warm welcome and can’t wait to get started @ghodoussi 🖤🤍

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

@Everton @DynamoKyiv Well he best not be allowed to play against Newcastle. Absolutely shocking having delayed the fixture on Thursday 30th in order to strengthen your squad before you play #NUFC . Just playing with the system.

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

@CharIieBennett No. An authentic attraction to NUFC is important for any prospective signing. Last time at SJP, he behaved like he has a vendetta - which he projected on to the fans. Weird, as its only the previous regime who are no longer affiliated with the club he should have any issue with.

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

6 years

@JPickford1 Still smiling wor kid? #NUFC #SAFC #DogNonce

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

5 years

Can’t believe I took my son for his first game today against #MUFC . Here he is enjoying St James Park for the very first time. What a sight. #NUFC

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

5 years

@SunderlandAFC @NSpares @CheckatradeTrpy

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

1 year

@WestHam More Newcastle fans in the ground than West Ham 😂

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

1 year

#SAFC #NUFC Sam fender has yi ma

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

@j_hoey @RyanTaylorSport Yasir Al-Rumayyan just found it down the back of his sofa. Loose change.

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

6 months

@thecityshack Fair enough. So you don’t turn up / sell your ticket to tourists / don’t bother singing / bit of light clapping when you score? Had a crack with a couple of your proper lads who were gutted how bad it had got. And here you are defending it 😂 Delusional

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

@SamerAmmar4 @charlieINTEL Hi, if you exit back to your console Home Screen, force quit the game, back out of the server queue twice, you’ll get into the lobby, you’ll then need to press up down square circle X B A in that order before putting your favourite plimsole in the washing basket x

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

4 years

Some fucking about at 144mph #Velocity2

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

@CharIieBennett A reasonable proportion of our fan-base is as fickle as occasionally suggested by other fan bases and the media. Amongst this section are fans who reassess and heighten expectations at a much higher frequency than is reasonable to design a sustainably successful club.

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

@SkySports_Keith Love you Keith. You told me this would happen back in June when I met you in the Old George 👍🏻👍🏻

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

11 months

@NUFCSpares Disgrace. Was held on “Log in” button for 1h25m before they’ve updated to sold out status. Complete waste of folks time. They really need to sort out the ticketing issues and lack of communication

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

5 years

Imagine this cunt up against Boris in Parliament. Up the sick Glenda

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

9 months

#NUFC fans this afternoon man. No better feeling. What a belter

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

1 year

@bennufc_18 @FourFourTwo You forgetting we murdered Villa fog game

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

5 years

@Samrogerson97 @AwayDays_ @danctoon9 Basically mate, it’s 343 mile each way. So what he has done here is rounded it up to 350. So then if you double that it comes to 700 which is what he means by “round trip”. U fuckin daft Grealish shagger reprobate freak

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

Having supported #NUFC for 27 years and initiated a ST 21 years ago - I’ve missed out on the “golden era”. The best times for me have been under SBR, KK PT 2 - but my whole generation have been starved of aspiration for the last 14y. Today that changes - & that’s what it means.

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

@SkySports_Keith @TheRealAnthHunt Also, nee one gives a flying fuck aboot Sunderland or Middlesbrough but everyone is obsessed with the mighty high flying saudi magpies Anthony 👍

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

5 years

#DeathTo Jon fuckin Venables

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@DailyMirror

7 years

Robot bees could be deployed if natural population continues to collapse

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

4 years

How is it that you can be: - In a tier 2 geography in October - Be plunged in to a national lockdown on the premise that its a required intervention to “flatten the curve” - Consequently flatten the curve, but be placed under more stringent T3 measures? Gross incompetence.

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

A full football stadium saying “siuu” at once has surely got to be the worst thing in English football since gabby agbonlahor

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

11 months

@CharIieBennett @NUFC @ghodoussi @jamiereuben @DEalesNUFC @worflags @nufctrust @Nusc2023 This should be exactly what Strawberry corner is Charlie but is so, so far from it. Those standing for 90 minutes today barely singing should have their STs revoked. Fan consultation needed to make sure fans who want to contribute to the atmosphere can, together.

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

Haha 16 year old writing this yana. You didn’t na you were fucking born son

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

5 years

Throwback to #Brighton last season when the #NUFC fans reminded @ThierryHenry who the best ever striker to grace the #PL was 🤷🏻‍♂️ @alanshearer

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

4 years

#NUFC shithouse a draw with a shocking VAR decision, Wilson gets his only SOT and Harry Winks gets booked for dissent 😂😂😂😂 Up bruceys shithouse mags man, up the VAR @FootyAccums

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

4 years

Been playing Warzone that much I’ve just seen a grit box out on a walk and expected the revival rocket to spray out

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

@Everton Well he best not be allowed to play against Newcastle. Absolutely shocking having delayed the fixture on Thursday 30th in order to strengthen your squad before you play #NUFC . Just playing with the system.

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

AND WHEN WE FINISH TOP 10 WE’LL SING THIS SONG ALL NIGHT #NUFC

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

11 months

@leighpd111 @thomashammond__ How about being in a CL game against Dortmund? Highest possession? Plenty chances? Hit bar twice? How many set pieces? Nothing to get you going? Don’t come back

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

1 year

@SAFCMatt98 @DailyNUFC_ Instead you just found and read a 6-month summary of Newcastle’s success and then commented on it. Because you’re not bothered at all by Newcastle

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

Imagine having to tell your mates back at Sunday school you were trying to radge up some bald bloke and speckatron put you in a wheelchair

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@StoolFootball

2 years

Chelsea fan fucked around & found out.

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

11 months

Well that pays for the Dortmund trip 🤠

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

7 months

Mission accomplished 🥴 #NUFC

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

Caught the back end of a Tynemouth sunrise and closed my rings by 06:30. Not a bad start to a Sunda morning that

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

How the fuck am a meant to get to Southampton on a Wednesday neet !!!!! 2 weeks to sort Le baaaaashhhhh

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

11 months

@toonchants Safe standing is a solid idea. However the atmosphere is abysmal. To improve, I’d suggest: - Consult with all fans in that area and offer a suitable alternative seat if they don’t want to sing - Replace them with singing fans - Place behind goal like across all of Europe

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

For anyone wondering; Pope’s injury caused 01:28 of delay to the game. The Liverpool goal was scored 02:10 after the 5th minute of added time. Referees bought his scouse watch that works in fucking dog years #NUFC #LFC #Cartel

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

@ghodoussi @WizzAirUK_W9 Areet mate I’ve got a Nova yi can lend for as long as yi like pure fasty workid

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

@kylecuttz @SamerAmmar4 @charlieINTEL The only other known workaround is to call your plumber, inspect the pipes in your bathroom, use the plunger on the fourth heating pipe on the right then place your favourite air Max 95 trainer in the fourth dishwasher bracket on the LEFT hand side (important). Let me know. Thx

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

9 months

Should never be 8 minutes, should never be a penalty. What an absolute disgrace

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

LOOSEFEST ISIT

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

Upgrades to iOS 16. Suggested wallpapers. Nailed it 👍🏻

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

9 months

£25 to £1,000 in four bets. Merry fucking Christmas. Me & my fucking boy @hains_thfc on the same bet. Cmon 🤠🤠🤠🤠💸💸💸💸

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

8 months

Morning George 👍💸

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@northeastfabs

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@SSHAMBASS @The_Craft7 Enjoy ya gambling addiction. Its a slippery slope that only ends in tears. That young lass will fuck you off when you've blown the last of ya dole money.

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

1 year

Anyone else’s fatha discovered twitter recently

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

10 months

@SkySports_Keith Some boy YANITED

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

1 year

Me and Gemma get back from Milan on Sunday 17th 😂 Just messaged her to let her know our romantic trip is going to be extended until Wednesday 20th 👍 #NUFC

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

Short collection of artwork on display on North Shields Fish Quay, Newcastle, Sunday 03rd July 2022.

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

There has got to be an inquisition into the quality of referees in the PL. Being completely objective, decisions went against #NUFC that were ridiculous but also against #CPFC . The officiating this afternoon was dreadful. Not acceptable for the best league in the world.

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

5 years

Ryan Taylor over the wall #NUFC #BOUNEW

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

7 years ago. #NUFC

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

Not sure I can explain this but I think grandparents era got married young, moved in together and really tried to be adults meanwhile this generation just walk about in our thirties saying “yi ma” to each other

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

5 years

If Gareth Gates, Pete Doherty, Jamie Laing and Ant Mcpartlin had a foursome then @jamiecullum would be the result

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

OG Classic @TwoByTwoBrewing @YardTynemouth

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

En route to Leeds… …for a day on the drink If anybody nas any 180 loyalty point uncles that have pure shannered it for COVID I’ll take the three X

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

5 years

“You can tell Pep, we’re still fighting for this title - and he’s got to go to Brighton and get something. And I’ll tell you, honestly, I’d LOVE it if we beat them”. #LFC #MCFC #MUFCMCFC

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

Lethal

SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

Man U and both teams to score please. I’ve got a fucking wedding to pay for

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

My 8 week old puppy reminds me of Anfields atmosphere. Asleep - gets excited - has a mad 5 minutes - goes back to sleep

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

Bbbbaaaaasssshhhh

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

1 year

@ngonywike @FPL_Instinctive @brfootball Expectations haven’t raised in my mind. We exceeded expectation last year and in fact any sensible fan said top seven is an achievable target this season, top 4 again stretch. We’re one point worse off when comparing the same 4 fixtures from last year.

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

8 months

Hi @northumbriapol . Rivalries aside, I think even the mackems would appreciate your help to investigate @thespiritof37 . £17k crowdfunded money, reusing old materials, for an atrocious display? Shocking. #SAFC #NUFC

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

10 months

GOOD MORNING A GAN TO DORTMUND TOMORRA 🕚

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

King a the bants since 2010

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

4 years

How else dya get doon a hill, stryt on the back charvy

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

4 years

If #NUFCTakeover goes through I am coordinating a security led picket line around SJP to keep out these new era wankers. Allowable forms of ID include: - 2+ years ST holder - NE address - A childhood photo of you with Allen Shearer

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

Big lad on walk no.2

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

1 year

@Everton Jesus Christ, you lot are awful. Forced a rivalry for absolutely no reason against the mighty #NUFC and turn up to your cup final for THAT?! 😂😂 Cheers for Gordon, enjoy double relegation, think the new stadium is on brakes 🥶 Least you got home early ❤️

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

4 years

Nar, yee contact me @SkyBetHelp 👋

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

4 years

Don’t keep up too much with Scottish footy but that video of Gerrard getting into Ibrox today man. Unbelievable to see people so many people so fucking buzzing! Cannot wait to get back in the stands and scream me heed off. Am bringing me drum kit inal #NUFC #RangersFC

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

8 pounds and 60 fucking pence @LNER

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

1 year

My favourite hobby is beeping at people when they’ve pulled out on me, but with absolutely bags of room, then watching how fucking irate they get. Gold man

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

4 years

One thousand percent. Harry Kane’s late winner against Tunisia made me spread about ten pints into le old el systeme and slide down the escalator at London Bridge. Knees never been the same. Peaked

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

1 year

Probably the most surreal moment of the last 15 years of Shambas social media was when half of Newcastle randomly made Facebook friends with a pastor from America and he started recording video shoutouts to his 16 year old mates in Noocastle Upon Tyne

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

4 years

@brenthoodmusic Not tonight son

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

@NUFC_R_B @MarcSDuffy Ludicrous take. He gets absolutely nowhere near I’m afraid.

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

Up the Jamaican magpies #NUFC 🇯🇲🇸🇦

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

Apparently I have an admirer

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

1 year

Off the vapes and smokes for three weeks for the first time in probs 12y and just ran the first 5k of my adult life in Mauritian humidity (Areet there might have been a smidge of air con). Feeling fucking proud of me mate

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

Sort of pictures my pals get at 02:33 on a Sunday morning

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

4 years

Genuine question: Had Labour been successful and Corbyn dreamed up a scheme costing in excess of £80bn to protect workers affected by #COVID19 , which park bench would he have been strapped to and beated against? #FurloughScheme

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

Ridiculous in Sorrento @badge_is_in

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

3 years

Off the drink til the World Cup

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

7 months

@Scottishbets1 Canny free bet 🤞🤠

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

2 years

The poor woman who stepped forward on M Greenwood, risking the case, attracting unwanted media attention - all for him to be found not guilty. There’s zero context where the vid or pics she posted could possibly be misconstrued. If your mates are defending it, challenge them. 👍

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

1 year

Mon the Bo’ness @conanm123

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@SSHAMBASS

2 years

Uncle Charlie (ironically) might have clocked me favourite fb comment of all time

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

9 months

@SPEZIAL73 The fyewm is fucking class. All joking aside though why is it that we got the home end? Is it to do with stipulations to put away supporters pitch-side? Is it the least (albeit not zero) disruption to current ST holders?

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SHAMBAS

@SSHAMBASS

4 years

Love the cheap laugh, obviously. Deep down though is sympathy for the sheer demise of that club - if not ‘cos I miss the derby like fuck - but as an #NUFC fan I’m inherently a football fan & to some poor bastards, #SAFC is their everything. Not all their fans are dinner ladies.