Kinda strange how South Dakota has the Corn Palace, but no Corn King. So I’m officially declaring myself the Corn King of South Dakota. I will be taking no further questions at this time.
Mr. T-Pain I’m a male nurse, I played football in college, and I tried out for WWE. I’m 6’7 and 370lbs. Also I drive a 2007 Chevy Tahoe with a DVD player. I could be a nurse, body guard, and a driver all in one.
“Yea so anyways it’s called PAve because it’s short for Phillips Avenue. Get it because pave is on Phillips avenue and that’s why it’s called PAve and that’s why the A is capitalized.”
Meth. we’re on it
2 meth 2 on it
Meth: Tokyo drift
Meth on it
Meth 5
Meth. were on it 6
Were on it 7
The fate of the Meth
Hobbs and Shaw
Meth were on it 9
Weirdest things I can remember happening in South Dakota
1. Chief Keef getting arrested
2. Meth We’re on it
3. Scott Hoy commercial on Jimmy Fallon
4. 57th street corn
It’s still 2009. You’re at the middle school dance. This song comes on. Boys on one side, girls on the other side. Youre way too nervous to ask any girls to dance. But at least you’re wearing your coolest hollister shirt.
Someone or something ripped the 57th street corn from the ground 😞 I have a lot of questions. But mainly why? So many people loved that beautiful plant. Thank you 57th street corn for inspiring so much joy in the people of Sioux Falls. You will be missed ❤️
Had a blast at
@DaveandBusters
with the real Mayor of Sioux Falls!
@paultenhaken
thank you so much for taking the time to come!!! You’re a pretty good race car driver and motorcycle racer. Also the sash is fantastic. Never taking it off again
Playing college football was fun, but you also had to do a lot of things other people just aren’t willing to do.
•early morning workouts.
•2 a days.
•travel to Minot, North Dakota.
Lawyer: Your honor, my client couldn’t possibly be guilty. He was drinking White Claws, and section 8 line 7 clearly states “There are no laws when you’re off the claws”
Judge: oh you right lol. You free to go. Alexa play Sicko Mode.
I bet that nickelback guy is thriving in quarantine. A bathroom big enough to play baseball in? You’ve got to be kidding me. How much fun would that be. The toilet would probably be home plate.
5 years and about 100 lbs.
265 lb Bryce
-17 years old.
-can’t dunk
-no swag
-probably like 400 Twitter followers
362 lb Bryce
-22 years old
-can dunk
-college grad
-Unofficial Mayor of Sioux Falls
Spotify wrapped is not enough. I want to know everything. How many gallons of water did I drink this year? How many hours did I sleep? How many pounds of hamburger did I eat?
I had three strangers stop me in walmart to tell me how much I’m gonna love this new grill. It’s like I joined a cool club or something.
Hot girl summer ❌
Hot GRILL summer ✅✅✅