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Unofficial Mayor of Sioux Falls | As Featured in The Washington Post | @connerdeboer is cool and nice and smart and pretty

Garretson 🛸Sioux Falls
Joined February 2013
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We need a Pixar movie about squirrels living on a college campus
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Friendsgiving and everyone gets a rotisserie chicken and a 4loko
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oh that’s your girl???? Then why she in my DMs trying to sell me Ray-Bans for $24.99???? 🤣😂🤣😂Buddy thats our girl now
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Your real golden birthday is the day you turn the same age as your ACT score
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The year is 2009, you just texted a girl “Heyy :)”. She doesn’t respond. You text her “lol my friend took my phone”.
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100 million dollars and a miller lite
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You can only add two things.
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Joe Dirt
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what movie would you want to watch here?
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What if Dolly Parton was president. That’d be so sick. You could get Dolly pardoned
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Only laugh and live. Love left this place a long time ago
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NORMALIZE SHOWER SANDWICHES
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@pissboymcgee Ever heard of McDonald’s? Grew up eating that stuff.
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@yeetztweetz That new rule is gonna be so sick. Yea I totally cried my eyes out
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I just ate several pounds of hamburger helper but It’s not helping at all. If anything it’s made it worse.
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I bet people would go NUTS for this movie @DisneyPixar
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People talk bad about South Dakota but this is what $900 a month gets you in South Dakota
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Cannot recommend a JC Penny’s holiday photo shoot enough!!!
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Kinda strange how South Dakota has the Corn Palace, but no Corn King. So I’m officially declaring myself the Corn King of South Dakota. I will be taking no further questions at this time.
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Actual Photos of me that were published in The Washington Post 😂😂😂
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You just had to be there
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Mr. T-Pain I’m a male nurse, I played football in college, and I tried out for WWE. I’m 6’7 and 370lbs. Also I drive a 2007 Chevy Tahoe with a DVD player. I could be a nurse, body guard, and a driver all in one.
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Who tryin to get a job? I got some positions that need filling asap
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@milkinhisbag Thanks :)
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How many likes can my 2007 Chevy Tahoe get?
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Disney+ sounds cool. But imagine MTV+ think of all the episodes of NXT, Cribs, Silent Library, Pimp my ride and all those other shows.
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@yeetztweetz Honestly tho why was that a kids movie. Bridge to terabithia ruined my life.
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The store owner wanted a picture with me because he had never sold a hat this size
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Hey @KidRock I love your bar
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I peaked in 2018
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WATCH ME WHIP, WATCH ME NAE NAE
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Uno reversed the fit
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“Yea so anyways it’s called PAve because it’s short for Phillips Avenue. Get it because pave is on Phillips avenue and that’s why it’s called PAve and that’s why the A is capitalized.”
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I didn’t realize that Conner McGregor was only like 155lbs. How you a grown man and 155lbs. I was 155lbs in like 4th grade.
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Now we wait
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Meth. we’re on it 2 meth 2 on it Meth: Tokyo drift Meth on it Meth 5 Meth. were on it 6 Were on it 7 The fate of the Meth Hobbs and Shaw Meth were on it 9
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I have no clue how to write a script. But I might mess around and write this.
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For every like this post gets by 7 am tomorrow I will give my gf $1
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23 years old and I own 0 swords. Always thought I’d have more swords by now.
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@KLobstar Maybe the real Matt was just the friends we made along the way
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baby put your prom dress on, we’re going to olive garden
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JODY HiGHROLLER x BULK HOGAN MOViE COMiNG TO NETFLiX SUMMER 2020
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BEFORE I GO TO THE RIFF RAFF CONCERT DO ANY GIRLS WANT TO ADMIT THEYBHAVE A CRUSH ON ME
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I can’t cook so this is what I’m bringing to Friendsgiving
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Guys he’s not toxic he’s just Italian
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Thank you so much! Truly an honor to be the unofficial mayor of Sioux Falls!
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Today I officially declared @TheBigAndSexy70 the unofficial Mayor of Sioux Falls in an intimate but tasteful ceremony at Dave & Buster’s.
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I’ve had 3 viral tweets. I tried out for WWE. I played college football. I’m a registered nurse. And still no gf. Says a lot about society
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🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨
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“Shouldn’t you be studying for finals?” Me:
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Weirdest things I can remember happening in South Dakota 1. Chief Keef getting arrested 2. Meth We’re on it 3. Scott Hoy commercial on Jimmy Fallon 4. 57th street corn
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It’s still 2009. You’re at the middle school dance. This song comes on. Boys on one side, girls on the other side. Youre way too nervous to ask any girls to dance. But at least you’re wearing your coolest hollister shirt.
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You can do anything you put your mind to. All I had to do was go to Amazon to order this check
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I look like if Jay ate silent bob
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@Sethrogen You’re better than Pixar!
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Someone or something ripped the 57th street corn from the ground 😞 I have a lot of questions. But mainly why? So many people loved that beautiful plant. Thank you 57th street corn for inspiring so much joy in the people of Sioux Falls. You will be missed ❤️
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Had a blast at @DaveandBusters with the real Mayor of Sioux Falls! @paultenhaken thank you so much for taking the time to come!!! You’re a pretty good race car driver and motorcycle racer. Also the sash is fantastic. Never taking it off again
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One time when I was 16 I ate 65 wings on wing Wednesday at Buffalo Wild Wings
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The Mayor of Sioux Falls, a Tampa Bay Buccaneer, and a New Jersey General all visited Perfect Little Sweeties Gym today
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Playing college football was fun, but you also had to do a lot of things other people just aren’t willing to do. •early morning workouts. •2 a days. •travel to Minot, North Dakota.
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Lawyer: Your honor, my client couldn’t possibly be guilty. He was drinking White Claws, and section 8 line 7 clearly states “There are no laws when you’re off the claws” Judge: oh you right lol. You free to go. Alexa play Sicko Mode.
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Nothing can top this for me
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Has anyone famous ever replied to a tweet you've Tweeted?
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WE DID IT 🎉 5000 followers @paultenhaken
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I can’t stop making Tik toks
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A reality show where I drive a carload of celebrities across South Dakota and we go to Wall Drug.
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I bet that nickelback guy is thriving in quarantine. A bathroom big enough to play baseball in? You’ve got to be kidding me. How much fun would that be. The toilet would probably be home plate.
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I simply do not understand how you all do that 9-5 stuff.
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Deleting dating apps so I can fall in love the old fashioned way (At the Crow Bar Casino Lounge in Sioux Falls)
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Which way did you guys go into the Sioux empire mall when you were growing up? Personally I’m from a Yonkers family
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5 years and about 100 lbs. 265 lb Bryce -17 years old. -can’t dunk -no swag -probably like 400 Twitter followers 362 lb Bryce -22 years old -can dunk -college grad -Unofficial Mayor of Sioux Falls
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I FEEL LIKE BRYCE WOLLMANN
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These ad campaigns are both real.
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Spotify wrapped is not enough. I want to know everything. How many gallons of water did I drink this year? How many hours did I sleep? How many pounds of hamburger did I eat?
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@MPro622 You’ll never know your real golden birthday
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Adam Levine messaged me too
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THE 57th STREET CORN IS ALIVE AND WELL.
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Your tummy hurt a lot this year You spent 50,892 minutes with a tummy ache this year
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My parents at 24. Me at 23
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Idk how people don’t like sushi
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We don’t do costumes like other couples. We do it better
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Thank you for the merch @fourloko
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NPR doesn’t want you to know this but This is actually the tiny desk they have the concert
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A video game where you just work at Pizza Hut in 2004
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I had three strangers stop me in walmart to tell me how much I’m gonna love this new grill. It’s like I joined a cool club or something. Hot girl summer ❌ Hot GRILL summer ✅✅✅
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50 CENT got to meet a guy who was on the Vikings and a guy who tried out for the WWE
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Imagine being here with the love of your life
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The 2007 Chevy Tahoe with a dvd player has been sold and is going to a good home. Goodbye old friend. It was a good ride
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I AM LIVING MY LIFE
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Locked my car keys, and apartment keys in my car
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🚨🚨🚨WAKE UP🚨🚨🚨 NEW Sioux Falls street corn just dropped
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Spotted in front of Cliff Avenue Greenhouse on West 41st Street. Is this the reincarnation of the ⁦ @57thC ⁩?
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@pissboymcgee I would simply fight them all at once
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Id like to announce that I will be cooking this steak tomorrow after work.
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We did The Cha Cha Slide for Karaoke and got the whole bar dancing. all I can say is, I feel powerful
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