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7 years

Me leaving Michael B Jordan’s house trying not to wake up his parents as my Uber to Safaree’s waits

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We became the mugs

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Easter Eggs used to come with mugs. What happened??

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Samira laying in bed with Alex regretting her decision to come on the show #loveisland

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7 years

All perfume adverts are the same. Some chick running around in Paris

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10 years

He was staring in my phone the whole time so i used my camera &caught his nosy ass😂😂

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When you only brought £5 Echo falls to the drink up and people start watching you pour out the Ciroc

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It’s hard seeing your ride home knocked unconscious 😞

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6 years

Being a mother to a toddler is hard work because you spend 90% of the time stopping them from accidentally killing themselves and the other 10% calming them down because they don’t understand why you’ve stopped them from accidentally killing themselves

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10 years

So Awks going in the kitchen when you're beefing your mum. It's like being in the wrong ends back in 06

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10 years

Need😭😩😍 http://t.co/4wFHYefM3c

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10 years

EE shops are the worst. They hire buff black boys so when you go there to complain you end up buying home broadband 😕

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10 years

When you shave and he snakes you for the mandem 😒 http://t.co/ta5yFZFbqh

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4 years

On today’s episode of kids are bloody annoying my daughter is crying because I won’t buy dog food…. we don’t have a dog

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7 years

Why has everyone’s periods fucked up this month?

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9 years

I could've been a footballer but then I got injur... http://t.co/dkYy2PU5l2

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9 years

Corner shops that charge you to use your card make me sick. About "bipty pee charge miss" suck ya mum rudeboy😒

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10 years

Me: mum my head hurts Mum: it's because you haven't hoovered the house Me: http://t.co/7V0xKTWos1

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8 years

One of my biggest fears is dying early because my son is saying "mums life" to try and make girls believe his lies

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6 years

My daughter lined up all her toys and apologised to the ones she’s not taking on holiday lmao 🤣🤣

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9 years

Telling the grandkids the story of how you didn't become curry goat

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Him: I'm going out with the mandem Me: lol skn http://t.co/ryQzRPTNZU

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10 years

#GloUpChallenge 💫 http://t.co/HLlIHOWNA1

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11 years

Friend: "pree that spice over there but don't make it bait though" Me: http://t.co/XgVfjGUO9V

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7 years

Olivia when she heard the girls were going for lunch #loveisland

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8 years

You know when you only went over to watch a movie then somehow ended up naked

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9 years

Forgot I drove to work and took bus home😭

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7 years

@Oloni Yes defo! you tell a guy you're Jamaican & he thinks you can ride him into oblivion. These times I have bad knees and asthma

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10 years

When the dj finally stops playing Afrobeats and you want to thank him 🙌

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8 years

Drake took Popcaan off Controlla but kept wiz kids breathing in One dance 🤔

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8 years

Damn right Jamaicans are mad about Drake taking Popcaan off Controlla #VIEWS

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10 years

Piss off😂 it's not everything Jamaicans must remix 😭😭😭

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9 years

We need a Jamaican at every station tbh

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9 years

Looooooooooool http://t.co/oz83LSJzEo

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10 years

2)😭

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6 years

@adethescholar Your girlfriend replying back “3”

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10 years

When you open a pack of chewing gum and everyone sees

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9 years

One colour to represent each continent in Africa she's from

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10 years

When you're trying to be freaky with bae on ft but you hear your mum coming

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8 years

#JamaicanPlotTwist *enters Caribbean shop and orders something* Jamaican lady: we hav dat

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10 years

"Snap chat takeover" No. Give your friend back their phone

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10 years

Introducing your white friends to bashment 😂😂😂😂😂

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6 years

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@Oloni

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10 years

When he names all the continents in Africa you're from correctly http://t.co/YmHonyjzxF

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4 years

Start from a very young age. Get them to call their genitals the correct name. No silly nicknames

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4 years

Please talk to your kids about sexual abuse & consent. I try to post content on my ig story about safe guarding from time to time. I’ll definitely be posting it on here more often now.

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6 years

@GeorgeFoster72

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10 years

How Caribbean Parents pick what object to beat their kids with

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8 years

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Picasso is dead. Steve Jobs is dead. Walt Disney is dead. name somebody living who you can mention in the same breath as them.

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6 years

We need Idris off asap. I don’t pay tv license to hear Birmingham accents

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5 years

Bye Michael. Off home you go 👋🏾 #loveisand

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9 years

South London his and hers gift set💕

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10 years

How roadmen eat

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10 years

When you eat hard dough bread without water and start to die http://t.co/cZ2MnsOj1V

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9 years

A man said "we" like he was out there in the fields picking cotton singing "na na ni" Cheeky git

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5 years

When you order online & track the order only to find out it’s Hermes delivering it

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7 years

@Oloni Yep you tell a guy you're Caribbean and he assumes you're a good dancer & some of them think that = to an amazing bang lol

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9 years

Remember when Jade Goodie got in trouble for the popadom comment well I want John done for the chicken comment. Yes I'm petty #cbb

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10 years

Jamaican princesses http://t.co/XmTblObXjl

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10 years

I think Jamaican men are the only men in the world that think it's acceptable to compliment your vagina as a conversation starter

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9 years

People are going to be upset with Tiffany calling Gemma fat but still yet no repercussions for John and his racist chicken comment #cbb

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10 years

My heart just melted http://t.co/Uvle8e88YQ

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9 years

When he's talking bare in your ear, he's already bought you a drink and you're ready to go back to the girls

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4 years

My daughter just asked me what did I use to do in the olden days loool I’m 26 fam

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10 years

When you and bae dodge ticket inspectors & wanna celebrate 💕

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10 years

If Iron Man Was Jamaican 😩

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10 years

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8 years

"Sssh my little brothers on the bottom bunk"

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Me pretending that I’m not bothered about these Justin Timberlake tickets so that the universe picks me

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7 years

BREAKING NEWS: Black people tan too

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6 years

Me booking a flight to Majorca to show the islanders the video of the kiss seeing as the producers won’t do it #loveisland

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10 years

Sometimes take control ladies 🙌💫

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11 years

Nahhhh LOOOOOL is that his name? 😩

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10 years

Babies are born with nuff attitude now😄 http://t.co/SuyYcbmNjf

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10 years

I want them😭

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10 years

That "my boys in beef" line could never work on me uno. I'm first aid trained. We're going to that beef together xx

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10 years

Wavey 😄 http://t.co/jpmaRAtSMc

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7 years

Aunty Maureen about to give ya Sam and Ella

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My Aunty Maureen makes lovely dinners :) http://t.co/228wSWbPwq

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5 years

I bought dinner at my daughters restaurant and she said my card declined :/

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10 years

"Man's on this music ting" http://t.co/TFhBZ73Xye

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3 years

Loads of us feel like this from time to time. She’s just brave enough to tweet it

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9 years

That "how is your man?" Line is so annoying. How am I supposed to know which one you're taking about :/

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10 years

This is the kind of thing that would happen to me which is why I never try to be sexy lol

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9 years

Plot twist: North has Kanyes phone

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9 years

When you're arguing and he hits you with "are you done?" 😩

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11 years

Ever been in this situation ? Lol http://t.co/qMvOxjquCy

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9 years

Dick appointment prep is long. Tbh if you don't accept me at my Jackson 5 you don't deserve me at my Amber Rose

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10 years

A lot of J c0le & Kendr!ck fans think they're part of some elite group that think only they can understand their music lol

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1 year

I love this. Motherhood can be so lonely so please still invite your mum friend out

Jannifer Gao 🌶

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4 black girls at lunch with a toddler. I legit can’t tell who is the mom bc they are all taking care of him and talking to him and passing him around. I love us fr.

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Looool