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ʀᴇꜱᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴜʟᴛᴀɴᴛ... ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴩᴏꜱɪᴛɪᴠɪᴛy, ʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴀɴxɪᴇᴛy. / ᴀʀꜱᴇɴᴀʟ.

Niger Delta
Joined September 2010
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@ThaBigSize
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9 months
@ESPNFC @inc051 The problem isn't VAR. VAR is good to correct errors and bad judgements. The problem are those dubious men in the VAR room.
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6 months
Wike is a PDP member and a minister in an APC govt. That's all you need to know to understand that Labour Party is the main opposition party.
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Emma ik Umeh (Tcee )🇳🇬
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Sometimes, I wonder if Peter Obi reads his tweet before tweeting it. What does he mean by “Labour Party to adjust to our new role as Nigeria’s main opposition party” with one Gov? And less than 50 lawmakers in both HOR & Senate 😆 what are they smoking in the Labour party? 🤣🤣
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@ThaBigSize
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4 years
@aproko_doctor Wait you eat white rice without salt??. No wonder your beard never join. 😂
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6 months
Fake president sef dey.
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6 months
@LifeOfNapaul To an average 9ja babe. This is shooting shot sha.
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5 years
The FG is still holding the bullion van petition against Tinubu very close and tightly to their chest. They will drop that card close to 2023 elections. The drama will be epic!.
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6 months
@OBlezzings No gree for anybody.
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1 year
@CaptainArinze Parenting is the hardest work I've ever done. It's both stressful and enjoyable at the same time.
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2 years
@ESPNFC @Official_Idreez Simeone to Barca president every game week.
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5 years
This is how to propose publicly. He has seen her parents with his, they've long talked about it and obviously she has agreed in private. Not that suprise proposal nonsense some of you weak ass men do and seek for public sympathy when the babe rejects you!.
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3 months
@jon_d_doe Who dey drive motor with mouth no dey get accident. E say If, make e happen first.
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6 months
@MO_Shaibu_ @harrizone98 @Waspapping_ He's obviously trying to gather campaign funds to steal.
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3 years
@aproko_doctor You see that salt part for plantain, na where we go fight Nonso.
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3 years
@dondekojo Somebody that Buhari bows to, how can he sack him?.
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8 years
@ChampionsLeague Francis Coquelin. Brought so much passion and grit to the Arsenal MF in 2015 #UCL
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22 days
@Burmese_Tyga_ The fraud was charging 25-30k in 2014 for Cv 'revamping' and people were actually paying. That's the equivalence of paying 80-100k right now.
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2 years
The APC are desperate. PDP just give us Peter Obi, we want to test something.
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1 year
@afcstuff Jesus and Ødegaard should've played 90 mins. Saka wasn't in the game today at all.
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9 months
@inc051 @ESPNFC We didn't even have any controversies with VAR at the world cup. The only time we seem to have controversy with VAR is when those fraudulent English refs use it in the EPL.
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2 years
@jon_d_doe That's where the feminized men come in.
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1 year
@spectatorindex Just another normal day in the USA. The country that will co-host the next FIFA world cup.
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2 years
@Sabinus1_ Na here sabinus know say e don be!.😁🤣
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1 year
@boy_director We're protected over here tho. No judge will ask you to split your assets in Nigeria. Even Alimony we no dey pay here.
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@ThaBigSize
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1 year
It's irritating how we turn on our players. If anything learn from the Xhaka situation.
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1 year
Sambi just walked straight off the pitch. Didn’t clap the fans. If he wants to go, be my guest.
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1 year
@brfootball I'll pay to watch this 2 fight. UFC standard
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2 years
@SheunAdeola If you cook this dog with better ogogoro eehn. Just get better palmy to go with am and you're there.
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1 year
@afcstuff Only one player was accompanied with a physio on international break. It doesn't get more obvious than that.
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2 months
@nonewthing When will you stop this Ødegaard slander??. The louder you are the more he shuts you up.
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1 year
@jon_d_doe My grand papa say money sweet but dem no dey use money keep woman.
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11 months
@CaptainArinze Just remembered when this same compliment scattered TwitterNG.
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10 months
Since Arsenal got Rice I'm less worried about Parteey's fitness. He can even get pregnant, I'm not bothered.
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3 months
@Bigstan1477 @Wizarab10 To the average Nigerian girl, she didn't do anything wrong or out of the ordinary. I was explaining this thing some days ago, the average 9ja babe sees who settles her bills as love. Rinse and repeat.
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15 days
@ABOBANA_ That's why I talked about age. E get the age wey person suppose reach conscience suppose dey flog am. For her age now I expected better.
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1 year
@Deyvxxd_ @Obbyanuju These don't use scripts. They just flow like the river and it always bangs!.
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@ThaBigSize
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3 years
Omo this Gaza na maaaadt jam. See gbedu. Patoranking you finish work no worry!. 🔥
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2 years
@SkySportsPL A very interesting relationship. I see why Pep talks so highly of him now, it goes way back.
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9 months
@jon_d_doe If you open yansh too much you go see shit. You don finally see wetin you dey find nah, your rest don mind.
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1 year
I shouted so loud, My 2nd son ran out from the room asking Daddy Arsenal won, Arsenal won ??. He had already given up on the game at 2-2 and started narrating to his siblings how Arsenal were 2 goal down. He's the only one that takes football a bit seriously in this house.
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This goal will remain in history, it will never be forgotten. Forever etched in my heart ⚪️🔴
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10 months
@charles_watts Partey will be injured after the united game💀. I don't think the Ghana FA got the memo clearly.
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5 years
Why does Dr Joe Abah always sit on the fence on every issue concerning Buhari ???
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24 days
@babaj1de All these men know where dem dey meet themselves. Small thing remain I for call them evil men.
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1 month
@Orbinho What does this even mean?. How does VAR affect that goal or the celebrations?. For the umpteenth time VAR isn't the problem, we all watched AFCON and it's clear the corrupt guys at the PGMOL are the problem not the VaR technology.
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1 year
@charles_watts Give me shaktar. I want to show them a lesson.
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2 years
@DavidHundeyin @kikimordi @CNorthcott1 @ogeobi_ @ICFJ @PJPAlive @Gatefieldco Nothing dey here nah. They were all working together at the time and this doesn't really show much impropriety. Next video please.🧐
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@Wizarab10 The emotions during the birth of my first child is still unmatched till date. That was the day I understood the true meaning of tears of joy, it flowed so uncontrollably. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom.
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10 months
@nonewthing You can't make your point clearly without comparing him to Victor Osimhen??
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1 year
@afcstuff Danny Levi won't sell. But just Imagine Kane at Arsenal. We will win the quadruple.
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2 years
@1xBet_Eng So nobody us talking about the age difference? 🤔
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5 years
@phsabithetin @PoliceNG Unfortunately murderers and criminals get away with things like this in this part of the world cos no forensic investigations and no data base for offenders. May her soul find rest.
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9 months
@Thesameremy It just basic respect. Even for males, you'll understand better when you start raising kids.
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6 years
@AHoeStory I hope you and your friend have also made plans for your funeral just in case. You know when planning generally you need to have plan A, B and C.
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5 months
@obisingledigit Person wey say e come to dance.
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3 years
@jeffphilips1 So tell us where Buhari is not lacking Jeff.
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1 year
@ajuicygeorge Na only she dey answer Mercy Chinwo for the whole Nigeria?.
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2 months
@nonewthing At this point you'll have to tell us exactly what Ødegaard did to you. It's no longer about football.
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7 months
@Silvangif @moyoscooooo And you said using BODMAS??. 🤦🏿‍♂️
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1 year
@yabaleftonline She has a very valid point.
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1 year
@jon_d_doe They won't admit publicly but we married men know what we face when we go out to chill. You go receive video calls tire. 😂
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1 year
If you've forgiven Fabregas as an Arsenal fan. There's a big possibility you were not old enough to know the impact of what he did to this club.
Cesc Fabregas at Arsenal As part of obtaining his coaching badges with the Professional Footballers' Association (PFA). Cesc revisited Arsenal for a couple of days to reunite with former teammate and current Under-18s coach, Jack Wilshere.
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1 year
@Morris_Monye It won't be the first time. It won't change the inevitable either. Peter Obi is coming!. Brace up!.
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5 years
@GarShehu We know its a recording. Just make sure the video has subtitles.
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6 months
@Mr_Pucca Even when he was governor people were mobilized to come to the stadium. Wike's tenure as a governor has ended just Ike Odili, Omehia and Amaechi. Wake up and smell the coffee.
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@alpha068527621 Paid by who?. It was just a mere Facebook review by a Facebook user(until Eric's niece saw it and sent the screenshot to him). The lady lost her twin pregnancy in the process also, now imagine she's your sister would you tweet this?
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3 months
@MailSport @MikeKeegan_DM They're looking for a soft landing for Man City. Fraudulent league!.
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4 years
Peruzzi dey sing sha!. 🔥
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5 years
@SubDeliveryZone Omo just marry the one wey get big yansh rest. 😁
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5 years
@TheMbuhari These hilarious contents is why we will vote for you overwhelmingly tomorrow #TrollCabalElection #SaiParo #NextLevelParo
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@ruth_akowonjo The money spent on your education would've been better used to raise pigeons.
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6 years
@cchukudebelu The 75 years is even his football age. 😢
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11 months
@Wizarab10 You're not a man yet. When you become a man you'll do what makes you happy. Every other person will adjust.
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@ilynem You can't wake people pretending to be asleep.
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5 years
@GFFN Madrid will be making their worst decision of all time.
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1 year
Leao isn't better than Martinelli in my books. I don't like how he picks and chooses games to perform. One day you see him playing very well the next week he plays like he wants to be somewhere else. I've not watched a game I questioned Martinelli's commitments, not once.
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@asemota But Richard Branson was the face of Virgin Atlantic and had many interviews for a while. Maybe with time Onyeama will step back.
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6 years
@akaebube U want Buhari to bench his captain?? A Captain that delivered massively in Kano in 2015??? Won't happen.
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2 years
@SkySportsNews I would be overweight too if I know I won't get games. He has barely kicked a ball competitively in almost a year so what's the surprise here?.
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7 years
Which is sensible. Look at what happened to RVP when Sir Alex left.
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2 years
Football is a crazy psychological game. Most times u raise ur game according to the quality of the opponent.
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I just wonder why PSG can’t play like this in the league
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5 years
@DaddyRuki @SubDeliveryZone You don't know the power of big yansh. All that talk the guy dey yarn no eneter my guy ear. Na 'hmmmm' be em only response after such long episode.
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1 year
@SkySportsNews This is so so wild, Man lost his career over nothing!.
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1 year
@Wizarab10 She doesn't have to post you. I'm against young girls posting different men as their boyfriends on social media. If you want her to post you go and pay her bride price, na you go tire for posting!.
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@MailSport So he gave a yellow card for am offense he didn't see?. Interesting.
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6 months
@PremLeaguePanel The only substitution Arteta knows is to change his LWFs. Rinse and repeat
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1 year
@_JonAFC_ @DailyAFC When it comes to Arsenal we always want to bother too much who sits on the bench. Have you seen the quality of Man City's CBs?. Rob Holding is fine and will always get games, everyone can't play every game.
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4 years
@OgaWilly @aproko_doctor You can eat yours like that. I'll pass.
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7 months
@asemota The thing na nonsense. I never allowed anybody try it on my kids and they all turned out perfectly.
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2 years
@iamFolaKola @BOGbadams You'll think this guy has learnt anything until you realize he plans to vote for Tinubu in 2023.
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@AIT_Online See people wey I dey share country with.
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@kokopelli_Iam At a particular age everything shouldn't be about money.
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1 year
@FS_Yusuf_ Seun didn't need to be taught. He is 40 and was actually a living witness. Even if he was a baby at the time, didn't he listen to his Father's songs??.
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3 years
Everyday it gets clearer why Boko Haram chose Buhari as their spokesman/mediator in 2012. Most of the political big boys knew about this and still supported him in 2015.
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1 year
@DoubleEph @Ebuka Everything about this Tinubu is questionable. Every damn thing!. Tufiakwa.
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8 months
Who dey drive trailer with mouth no dey get accident.
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Emerald 💚 هداية
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That’s why she’s 22 🤣🤣🤣🤣 imagining thinking you can buy me things and collect it back from me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
@mrmacaronii Hold dem for blockos. Hold dem tight.
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9 months
@Ephsquare @inc051 @ESPNFC That's how criminals behave.
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1 year
@afcstuff One of the most sacrificial things Wenger did for Arsenal was vouching to the bank he wasn't going to leave Arsenal for a number of years when taking the loan to build the Emirates. I've never seen such loyalty ever before, man took the club like his personal project. Legend 🙌
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@Faaabianskiii He got the attention he was looking for over dose.
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10 months
@jon_d_doe That guy haven't given the full gist. He must've encouraged her at some point. Else she won't go around telling ppl they're dating.
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