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Chance McClain

2 years

This is my favorite pic of Elvis. Partially cuz he looks cool. Mostly because my grandma took it. September of 1957. He stopped for breakfast in Cleveland, TX after a show in Houston. Props to my mom @Beckyha72662639 for preserving it. #Elvis45

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

4 years

It was a mostly peaceful debate.

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11 months

@Culture_Crit Gosh where do I start? No ice in this part of Texas. No cliffs. We are painfully undersupplied with axes.

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Chance McClain

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6 years

I know more about Judge Kavanaugh’s virginity than I know about the Las Vegas shooting.

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Chance McClain

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11 months

@goddeketal No way that dude has a gym

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Chance McClain

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6 years

I saw @RealJamesWoods tweet this and I thought it needed a little frame-by-frame attention. #Antifa

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3 months

@RealJamesWoods He has somehow softened and hardened. It’s glorious to witness

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11 months

Super Bowl halftime they should just roll Dolly back out there. What a legend. She’s the hope this country needs. She couldn’t be more American if she flew in on an eagle like Gandalf. She’s seventy freaking seven and still bringing her fastball. What a joyful halftime!

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Chance McClain

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5 months

@NoCapFights She gotta pee or??? Maybe she’s got a uti

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Chance McClain

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1 year

@historyinmemes I wish statue Abe woulda stood up and squished him with his boot

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Chance McClain

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6 months

@JeremyDBoreing This is the most sane thing I’ve read.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 months

If you watched the RNC last night, Mr. Bill Pekrul was the World War 2 vet that wants to reenlist. Now. At 98. Wants to #MAGA A year ago, my Heritage Films team and I went to Wisconsin to film his life story. His daughter said I could share this. And you can to!

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

5 years

Dude is hauling ass

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Chance McClain

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6 years

A live look in Beto's closet.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 months

@CynicalPublius They would all take the steak.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

At my house, we call this thing The Democrat. It’s expensive, inefficient, ties itself in knots, rarely works, and has to be rescued from its own mess daily.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

8 months

@MidnightMitch The goal was martyr. The result was meme.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

5 years

Pro tip: don’t invite Mike Fiers to your bachelor party.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

5 years

Is Epstein’s home, sex island, and office on “accidentally burned to the ground” watch? #EpsteinMurder

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

1 year

@FightHaven Hell yeah man that’s JCVD

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

4 months

@Babygravy9 @flapprdotnet I’m glad humans domesticated them instead of bears. Can you imagine

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

1 year

I bid adieu to Mark Cuban. This comment, this mentality, is so 1939-2015. The concept of unquestioning trust of authority figures, experts, polls, news, scientists, elected officials, data, all of it…is gone. Most people that found success in that paradigm are gonna struggle.

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Way to talk in generalities Joe. Not saying there aren't a lot of fucked up things about pharma. That's why we created . But to ignore that the same industry has saved who knows how many lives is bullshit and you know it. It's also disrespectful to all

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

1 year

Regarding the rumors of mask mandates coming back: ✔️ I will not comply under any circumstance. ✔️ I will not do business with companies or people that comply. ✔️ I will politely refuse to interact with people complying with mandates.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 months

holy crap!! I did Mr. Pekrul’s Heritage Film!!!

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

Wrong, dipshit. He did it because he hated life and he wanted to punish humankind for his misery. He is the product of failed parenting, failed community, and a failed morality compounded by the celebration of narcissism that is encouraged exclusively by your side.

Stephen King

@StephenKing

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The cable news washing machine is asking what motivated Salvador Ramos to kill all those children. The answer is simple: He did it because he could. The guns were available. America needs to ban assault weapons in almost all cases.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

1 year

7th straight ALCS. Who has been on the team for all of em?

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

8 months

@NoCapFights My thoughts are her AirPods are pointing the wrong direction

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 years

Lina Hidalgo is despicable.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

10 days

@buitengebieden Sorry for your loss! Here is my beloved ridiculous fifty pounds of uselessness.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

Bader bothers me.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 months

For what it’s worth, the useful idiots at Google may be black holing the assassination attempt on President Trump, but Duck Duck Go isn’t.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

7 months

@caroljsroth When I’m putting a spell on a mermaid where she can’t sing no more

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Chance McClain

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1 year

@JesseKellyDC Not a meme. Just my cat. My fat ass cat.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 years

Covid “vaccine” booster shots are gonna be like Adobe Flash Player updates of the 2010s. People keep doing them but don’t know why.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

7 years

I mean I guess it works. #ObamaPortraits

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

Amazing mask discipline. He holds all the rona inside his body, consolidating it, building it up, then as soon as he is met off the plane he releases the virus into the face of his greeter. #PresidentDexter

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@ABC

2 years

Pres. Biden touches down in South Korea, kicking off his first trip to Asia as president.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

4 years

March 10th my ass. Mask mandate ends March right nowth.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

5 years

Wow The Houston ship channel is just beautiful now that people aren’t polluting.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

4 months

@Shouse34 100% camera knob. Evident because he lied. He turned off the gimbal and lied and said it was broken.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

4 years

It...it’s beautiful. 😢 😊

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@Pismo_B

4 years

This 👇 Policeman doesn’t mess around! Clone him in thousands & send them to Portland & Seattle!!

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 years

Better.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

11 years ago today, at this very time of day, I was invited into the office of my boss and told that I was a bad fit for their vision of successful sports radio. I was escorted out by a colleague per the corporate playbook. I had no idea what I’d do. Best day ever.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

6 years

I’m gonna remember today for a different reason. My ol’ girl...Sadie Bug. 14. Taking her at 5 for her last car ride. I love this dog and will miss her forever.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

11 months

@JesseKellyDC Gotta get a workout in before dropping memes

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

1 year

12 years ago today, I was escorted out of the 1560 The Game studio with a cardboard box full of all my stuff. I was devastated and ashamed. The following day I was on a lake in Missouri regrouping. It ended up being the best career move of my life.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 months

The problem isn’t the storms. It isn’t the lack of preparation. It certainly isn’t the linemen queued and ready to work their magic. The problem is the bloated, useless government and the battered-wife-syndrome governed that let this nonsense happen. If government bodies

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 years

It took two years but Trump’s “sleepy joe” paid off in spades.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

4 years

Masks are silly placebos. You all know it. Even those of you tempted to respond to this saying I’m reckless. You freaking know it every time you punch in your pin at the grocery store. You know it when you pay the pizza guy. You know you’re role-playing for effect. You know it.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

1 year

@historyinmemes this little comment got infested with Castro apologists. Thanks for the giggles modern day communists y’all are the best!

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 months

@ProfMJCleveland @tracybeanz A red state? All red states.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 months

@AmiriKing The UK needs sensible kitchen knife control laws

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

4 years

I hope Tiger is ok, nobody else was injured, and the LA County Sheriff’s department finds a new font and color palette.

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

4 years

Tiger Woods was injured in a single vehicle roll-over accident today, per the @LMTLASD . Woods had to be extricated from the crash with the “jaws of life”, police said.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

5 years

Houston is so beautiful this time of year. #blessed

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

5 years

Dammit. Not everyone dresses like this in Houston. I swear the national press looooves its stereotypes

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

11 months

@doc_rudman @MdBreathe Why is it in a Ninja juicer?

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

5 years

Lots of gloomy, miserable news lately. But we just got some GREAT news. My daughter is headed to A&M! Congratulations Gun!! Gig ‘em @abbeygun

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

6 years

Welcome to the Mt. Rushmore of opposition responses speeches. @JesseKellyDC @MichaelBerrySho

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

1 year

If you’re from Houston, this is where gif got underwear, socks, and toughskins. You’d hide in the carousels while mom nosed through the women’s department.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 years

Y’all ever been “I bought buccees bathroom wall art” drunk?

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

6 months

@MKBHD I know what time it is when I wake up before looking at a clock. within a minute.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

5 years

Everyone is thinking it.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

. @elonmusk lifting the veil and showing what was happening at Twitter is transformational. And it’s not just Twitter. It’s not just social media. It’s not just media. It’s the news. It’s entertainment. It’s publishing. It’s government. It’s *every* *institution*.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

6 years

aight y'all lets do this. power level 3. 10 hours.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 years

Hey guys, my daughter @abbeygun is new to Twitter! I’ve told her what a beautiful and glorious environment it is for fellowship, friendship, and mirth! She’s a junior at A&M, has the purtiest voice in the world, and is chill as can be. Welcome her as only you can do!

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

7 months

@ClayTravis Adderall Ritalin vivance cocktail is my guess

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

10 months

@MailOnline My God Southpark is gonna have a field day

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

4 years

PSA: Masks and social distancing do more harm than good. The entire reaction to the coronavirus was and is political shenanigans.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

6 years

I’m sorry but we don’t take checks.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

1 year

@TPostMillennial @Timcast He should be arrested for running like a girl

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

8 months

@MKBHD now imagine when it's text + image to video. We are headed to interesting times!

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

We just gonna act like it was only Twitter? It was all of em. Facebook. CBS. CNN. Instagram. NBC. Fox News. The Times. WaPo. BBC. All of em. All of these companies gambled that enough people WANT to be controlled and have their content filtered by elites.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 months

@Jason @KamalaHarris @Tim_Walz Stop playing both sides. It’s silly. You are afraid of alienating the worst of your audience and you know it.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

4 months

13 years ago today I got fired from the job I loved. I went to the lake with my family to lick my wounds and figure it out. I thought the world was ending when 1560 The Game decided they’d had enough of me. It turned out to be the best thing that’s ever happened to me!

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

@historyinmemes It got to the bottom and was like yeah still ice

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

5 years

. @MichaelBerrySho took a chance and knocked it out of the park for half a decade. There will never be another place like the Redneck Country Club. Those memories, all of em, are diamonds. They are perfect, as was the RCC. THANKS MICHAEL FOR EVERY GODDAMN THING #FuckCovid19

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

Locked up baby formula. This is shameful. I live in the ‘burbs. This is blue city bullshit. More cops. Higher wall. Red wave.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 years

Today was my first funeral service for a police officer. I’ve been to all four branches of the military. Hell, even a coastie so five. A Seabee. All powerful. But there is nothing like an End of Watch radio call. I’m a changed person. God bless our law enforcement professionals.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

5 years

Shutting down America/Texas/Houston/business was 100% a mistake. There were better options. We succombed to fear of the unknown instead of trusting common sense.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

4 years

Someone say boiled water notice? 😏

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

5 years

As I lifelong Astros fan, please accept this heartfelt apology.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 years

Masks are not going away. Even when mandates expire, a large portion of the population will still eagerly wear them. They’re the new purple hair. The new Subaru. The new George Floyd Facebook profile sticker. And the enthusiasts are gonna ramp up the enthusiasm.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

@MagicJohnson Indeed, Magic Johnson. The first part of your tweet is a true statement and the second part is an opinion that makes sense.

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Chance McClain

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3 years

@RepMikeJohnson

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

5 years

Karen is comin. She’s got a six-pack of white claw, is wearing a bedazzled JJ Watt jersey, and lets her tweens cuss.

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5 years

Tropical Storm Karen forms in Atlantic

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

5 years

I know four things about Steak & Ale. 1. Bomb ass baked potato bar They owned Bennigan’s 2. Bomb ass mud pie 3. They would box your to-go items for you. Classy af

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 months

@PaulSkallas Outside the spirit terminal there is a dollar general and a dollar tree that do amazing business

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

Imagine. You are as close to this dog as you can fathom. This beast is family. You send him through the glass, not knowing what’s inside. Even odds it goes south. You have to make the call…”Fido - sic!” Man that is some heavy shit. Glad it ended up right-side.

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Good boy Duke 🙌 🐾

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

1 year

@tyler_posting @TvCamguySteve @astros Ahhhh. So Major League with Charlie Sheen but in real life. Wow. That’s gross.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

4 years

@JesseKellyDC @WNBA Differentiating between professional basketball and the WNBA is why this tweet is genius.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

5 years

@RubinReport Biden boasted about the lucky half of the country that survived gun violence

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

I wanna see a Mayra Flores vs AOC debate. Hell, even a spelling bee.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

The left has Hollywood. The media. TV. Publishing. Big pharma. Big science. The ad world. Education K-12, undergrad, and post grad, flag-level officer core, big food, the entire 501c3 universe, and a total monopoly on rainbows. We have the pillow guy & AM radio. We got this.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

Jill Biden is trolling us at this point. “No, Pepe. It needs to be tackier. Take the same nasty color palette but make it look digital and tie some ribbons to the shoes.”

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

4 years

@JesseKellyDC My film today was another refugee from the Hungarian revolution. Dude hates communists. Calls their worldview a virus. A sickness they don’t know they have. He walked 150m from Budapest to Austria, avoiding minefields. With nothing. The clothes on his back. To escape a mind virus

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

2 years

@historyinmemes It’s wild to see a commercial with a couple that isn’t gay or interracial.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

1 month

Congrats to @MichaelBerrySho for a big step in his continued march to global domination! Today is a great day!

Premiere Adds “The Michael Berry Show” to National Line Up of Stars

Michael Berry has been added to Premiere Networks all-star line-up of nationally-syndicated talk talent. Effective October 7, Houston’s top-rated talk show ...

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 years

@JesseKellyDC You’re right Jesse. It’s not. I fixed it.

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

3 years

Can anyone verify that the Treasures in Navasota is very different from the one in Houston?

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

1 year

@crazyheadline_ @ClubPhotos_ Thought he woulda used the back door

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Chance McClain

@TexasChance

13 days

Added a McClain yesterday. Watching my son marry Promise was one of the greatest experiences of my life. I’m so proud of and happy for him. God is good!

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