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Maximilian Uriarte

@TLCplMax

3 months

The idea that going against the grain in itself is a virtue is very flawed. If 9 out of 10 people agree drinking bleach is bad, you’re not a free thinker by drinking bleach, you’re a fucking dumbass.

Declaration of Memes

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3 months

The Left:

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7 months

Instead of $9,000 “alpha male bootcamp” did you know you can actually get paid to go to bootcamp lmao

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4 years

An authoritarian police state on the brink of a civil war with the worst unemployment since the Great Depression being ravaged by a viral pandemic is kind of what everyone was afraid of about with electing Trump, but none of us actually thought would happen

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5 years

Nothing like a global crisis to bring out peoples true colors. There’s no excuse for the flagrant racism that Asian people have experienced in this pandemic. I don’t care where or when this guy served, he’s a piece of shit.

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4 years

Imagine being this insecure about your military service

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1 year

The Marine Corps will have no confirmed commandant for the first time ever because a dumbass republican senator is blocking the nomination.

Marines Face No Confirmed Commandant for First Time in 164 Years

The failure to confirm Smith to be the next Marine Corps chief is due to a single-handed hold on confirmations by Sen. Tommy Tuberville.

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7 months

If I had no moral compass I could make so much money grifting incels and chuds

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2 years

Everyone acts like they hate Cheesecake Factory on the internet, but that place is packed every night with a 90 minute wait. Some of y'all are lying. 💅

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7 years

If you're a veteran and your allegiance is to an enemy of the United States of America, you should have your veteran benefits stripped.

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7 years

More from #Charlottesville

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2 years

Absolutely every person in America should be outraged that the police sat around for 45 minutes while children were being slaughtered. If the “good guy with a gun” isn’t going to do shit, people need to stop pretending that’s a valid solution to anything.

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7 years

luke stop

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3 months

The VP picks are a Sergeant Major (National Guard) and a Corporal (USMC) so I expect the VP debate is going to be fucking lit lmao

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4 years

What is happening at the US Capitol right now is a disgrace to this country and fuck you if you support this domestic terrorism.

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3 months

So there's a lot of misinformation flying around about both VP candidates and their military records. I'm going to try to break them down here for those of you not familiar with how military service works. (I am a Marine veteran myself)

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3 years

It is against federal law to build a Trader Joe’s without giving it the shittiest parking lot of all time

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3 months

Without being petty, both of these individuals were honorably discharged and did what was asked of them. I hope this clears things up a little bit for people parsing through this dumpster-fire website for information.

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4 years

Seeing a lot of "you're a pussy if you get the COVID vaccine" responses today. Weird take since it's obviously the total opposite. Who is the bigger pussy? The person willing to try a hastily tested vaccine for the betterment of mankind? ...Or the person that's scared of it?

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4 years

I think Justin Bieber is an easy target to hate for boomers and shit, but I really think his life is probably one of the most interesting stories of all time. He became extremely famous and wealthy very young, I find the whole thing really intriguing.

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2 months

What the fuck

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2 months

I legit can’t believe this is real. The disrespect is legit dumbfounding and overwhelming.

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7 months

“Alpha male bootcamp” is big “I would have joined the Marine Corps but I would’ve punched my drill instructor in the face” energy

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3 years

It's okay to admit that Trump was an insane shit show and Biden has completely fucked up this withdrawal from Afghanistan. Partisan hackery need not apply.

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5 years

I fundamentally don’t understand why these neckbeard LARPers are running around in military gear with weapons to protest coronavirus

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4 years

Please welcome to the world Theodore Uriarte, born last night at 10:07 to me and @rachael_uriarte

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1 year

Conservatives that never served a day in their life go 5 minutes without complaining about the US military challenge: impossible

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6 years

I’m sorry but I’m not going to prison to send my kid to a good college if he’s a dumb ass. If he’s a dumb ass I’m sending him to the Marine Corps.

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3 months

In all fairness to JD Vance, find me one US Marine that hasn’t fucked at least 1 inanimate object. I’ll wait.

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5 years

Like I’m going to believe anyone in the Air Force is eating MRE’s for literally any meal

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5 years

I know some people think I overreacted to this and even I was frustrated seeing this story pop up again, but I’ll tell you something: while I still get hundreds of pictures and videos of Marines doing dumb shit every day, not one of them has been racist or antisemitic since.

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@TaskandPurpose

5 years

Marine who sent Nazi imagery to 'Terminal Lance' creator gets busted down to private via @JeffSchogol

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1 year

I turned 21 in Iraq. What a strange journey it was. Happy Birthday, Marines. 🇺🇸

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4 years

As a guy who’s had grown-ass sweaty men scream in his face for wearing a hat inside, being required to wear a face mask at Trader Joe’s really isn’t a big deal

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6 months

It is with great sorrow that I have to say goodbye to dog Charlie. I got him when I was 21 years old in Hawaii and he's been by my side ever since. At nearly 16 years old, he gave me everything he had, and he simply had nothing left to give. Rest in peace, Charlie. 2008-2024

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5 years

Sure Game of Thrones is cool, but what if I told you there was a movie where Christian Bale and Matthew McConaughey saved the world from a dragon apocalypse 17 years ago?

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4 years

These protesters have it all wrong. All you have to do is be white, armed, dress like value menu SpecOps, and the police will basically let you do fucking anything

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4 years

The amount of ass-hurt vet bros mad that I posted a Black Panther tribute last night is not even a tiny bit surprising

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4 years

I think it's important to know that the right wing does not have a monopoly on patriotism, service, veterans, or what it means to be an American.

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5 years

Military veterans do not have a monopoly on PTSD. It’s Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, not Post Traumatic Veteran Disorder.

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3 months

The main accusation against Walz is that he "abandoned" his unit by retiring before they went to Iraq. As a Marine who deployed to Iraq twice myself, I find this dubious at best. The guy was well-past his retirement by that point.

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4 years

How the fuck has wearing a mask turned into a partisan political thing? It’s an upper respiratory viral pandemic you dipshits it’s common sense to wear a fucking mask

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5 years

For the record I also don’t care how many bearded vet bros with 3 followers slide into my DM’s to call me antisemetic names or a puss or whatever. Understand I have a zero tolerance policy on Nazi shit. If you have a problem with that, I encourage you to fuck yourself.

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4 years

Marines would be really upset about all the shit Trump has said about the troops if they knew how to read

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4 years

Most of the Marines enlisting today were not alive during 9/11 in 2001, which was an event that defined my entire generation and wars that followed. We've said never forget for 19 years, but maybe now it's time to start teaching to never repeat our mistakes.

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6 months

Honey you don’t understand, I need tactical baby gear because I am terribly insecure about my masculinity

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4 years

Every time literally anything changes in the Marine Corps: Marines: ok whatever Veterans (who are 100% unaffected): THIS IS AN OUTRAGE THE END OF THE CORPS WAY TOO PC NOW AINT MY CORPS

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4 years

Proud Boys are just incel isis

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5 years

I was stationed at Al-Asad air base in 2009 during my second deployment to Iraq. It’s huge and sprawling. Wishing all of our service men and women safety.

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4 years

SO HE’S NAMED SOLID SNAKE AND HE’S ONE OF THREE CLONES THAT WERE MADE IN THE LES ENFANT TERRIBLES PROJECT. LIQUID IS BRITISH AND SOLIDUS USED TO BE PRESIDENT BUT NOW—

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6 years

The #TransMilitaryBan is done for no other reason than to appease ignorance in the name of military effectiveness. There is no tactical, logical, moral or ethical reason to keep trans people from serving in the military.

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4 years

I’m so here for Gay Marine Corps

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4 years

I've met more Marines in my time than most. I truly believe that no matter what happens, at the end of the day, Marines will do the right thing.

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1 year

My toddler’s daycare asked if any parents were veterans to talk to the 4 year olds about Veterans Day and our service. Time for one of those Fallujah “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” videos!

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6 years

As a Marine Iraq war veteran, I just want to say that my status as a Marine Iraq war veteran gives me absolutely no authority or higher insight on what patriotism means to you or anyone else.

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2 years

I’m also a veteran, earned my GI Bill by deploying to Iraq twice with the Marine Corps infantry, but would love to see all Americans have their student debt forgiven because the system is fundamentally broken and I’m not a psychopath.

Code of Vets ™

@codeofvets

2 years

I grew up in poverty in the mountains of NC. I ate out of a garden, lived in government housing, shopped at yard sales. I joined the Air Force. Earned my GI BILL. I attained 4 degrees and created my own version of the American Dream. I am not responsible for your student debt.

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@TLCplMax

5 years

Dear south, the confederates fucking lost. Love, the United States.

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5 years

The top @USMC officer has called for the removal of “all Confederate-related paraphernalia” from the service’s installations.

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4 years

PSA: I got my vaccine from the VA, which is offering vaccines to all veterans with no age restrictions. Mega chill, tons of veterans there alongside me getting it. If you’re enrolled in the VA healthcare system, go get your vaccine!

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5 years

thank fucking god

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@CNN

5 years

The US Army has banned the use of the hugely popular short video app TikTok by its soldiers, calling it a security threat.

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5 years

Wife: what is “Libo” Me: liberty—when Marines are off for the weekend or whatever Wife: but liberty doesn’t have an O in it Me: I know... Wife: Max half the things you say to me don’t make any sense

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6 years

Throwback

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2 years

Well, the day I feared has arrived…My baby just took a bite out of a red crayon. He’s already been contacted by 3 different Marine Corps Recruiters.

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7 years

Imagine looking like this and thinking you were the master race.

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3 years

Absolutely heartbreaking news out of Afghanistan today. My heart goes out to the families of all the Marines and other service members killed today.

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3 years

My baby just knife-handed me???

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6 years

When I was enlisted in 2006-2010 it was actually considered criminal to be gay in the military. Dumb fucking people were convinced that repealing don’t ask don’t tell would destroy the military. In 2019 seeing this dumb shit makes me really happy.

Terminal Lance

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What’s up dudes?

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4 years

Mattis denounces Trump and calls out his presidency as the shit show it is

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5 years

Good. Eat shit.

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@Marinetimes

5 years

Marine lance corporal is getting booted for ‘advocating supremacist ideology’

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6 years

I took both of these photos of Tyler Cone and Daniel Cameron in Iraq in 2007. Both of them are no longer with us today. I like to think that they’re standing post together today in heaven, cursing the day they enlisted. #MemorialDay

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@AOC I dunno what a CPAC is but if I have to guess from this video it’s basically a convention of people cosplaying as the worst versions of humans

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I just want everyone to know that if you went and cleaned shelves of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, lysol wipes, etc., to resell them for dumb profit in the midst of a viral pandemic… …You are a piece of shit.

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The Marine Corps instilled in me the Corps values of Honor, Courage, and a Crippling need to feel busy at all times

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4 years

god dammit

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4 years

Coming in May 2021 from me and @rachael_uriarte

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4 years

I make comics for Marines because I know they can’t read

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3 years

My first Father’s Day 🥸

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7 months

The funniest part about the “alpha male bootcamp experience” is that bootcamp is like the least important part of your enlistment after the first year. Once you come back from a deployment, bootcamp stories are considered cringe as hell.

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@TLCplMax

5 years

A Marine reservist that I’ve never met that sends me swastikas is not my people.

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@RaiderNation103

5 years

Max's Terminal Lance was and remains to be one of the funnier content about the Marine Corps. Sad to see him go down the path of fucking his people over. #BlueFalcon

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@TLCplMax

4 years

I drink to forget

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#tbt

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5 years

The Marine Corps taught me that it could always be worse. Because every day was always worse than the last.

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4 years

The military transgender ban introduced by the Trump admin was an arbitrary and backward disgrace. Removing this is the right thing to do to make us a better nation.

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@TLCplMax

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tHe InFaNtRy DoEsN’t PrEpArE yOu FoR a CaReEr AfTeR yOu GeT oUt Yeah it’s called a GI Bill and grunts get it too you dumb fuck

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4 years

The VA has determined that my tinnitus is not service-connected, because apparently I like to blow shit up next to my ear in my free time

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@TLCplMax

3 years

Avatar (2009) does not get praised enough for its realistic portrayal of US Marines. It's literally about a Marine who goes to another planet and fucks an alien.

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Inside Out, but it’s inside a combat veteran’s head and he lost 4 buddies in Afghanistan, he can’t stop drinking, and his wife left him after years of personal failures. It’s a horror movie.

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5 years

If you believe 5G is giving people coronavirus you are a fucking idiot and I don’t know what else to tell you

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4 years

Biden securing the Marine vote last night

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This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. What a shitty stupid brand.

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True story: while my wife was in labor, I mentioned to her doctor I was a Marine veteran. She said she’s dating a guy in the Navy, which she said is “similar, but he eats less crayons.”

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5 years

I can keep going

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What the fuck did I just read

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what if there was a movie where the main character was a veteran and he was just a healthy well-rounded person and it never really came up because it wasn't relevant to the plot

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4 years

I’ve had many white service members tell me racism doesn’t exist in the military, and many more service members of color tell me it surely does.

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6 years

Where the fuck do I buy this for my dog

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I think people think the active duty military has very strong political opinions but really they’re mostly just daydreaming about going on libo before 1800 to get drunk

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I’m gonna start my own veteran org but without any initiation, fee, dumb fucking hat, badges or pins, etc. Basically we’re just gonna get together in someone’s basement and play Smash Bros and drink on Thursday nights.

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Those Oki Marines weren’t joking… Coco Ichibanya is crack and I’m addicted. 🤤

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3 years

Huge props to the US administration for bluntly and nakedly calling out every move and every ounce of Russian bullshit over the last few weeks, and huge fuck you to everyone that spent the last few weeks buying into Russia’s propaganda and lies.

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If you're going to flex about being a responsible gun owner after mass shootings like a piece of shit, at least clean your fucking rifle, you boot.

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Playing Battlefield V as the Japanese, hoping if I stop the Marines here I can prevent future boot Tik Tok videos

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4 years

Sebastian Gorka is a racist dumb fuck that no actual Marine gives a shit about. Mattis is god-tier.

Greg Jaffe

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Seb Gorka: “I’m not a Marine, but I know the Marines....Jim Mattis is no Marine.” @MarineCorpsU hired Gorka to teach Marine officers. Hope this article produces some soul searching.

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My neighbor just told me he’s an adult film actor and the only thing I could think to say was “yeah I was in the Marines so I’m pretty familiar with stuff like that”

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