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David

2 months

Decided to make a new X account. Not gonna be using this one much moving forward, so if you wanna follow my new one, it's @rollzy__

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

If Sarri had a 4th sub he'd sub Kovacic back on for Barkley

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

*Eden Hazard's first day at training with Real Madrid* Modric: "Why are you crying, Eden?" Hazard: "It's just.. I passed you the ball.. and you controlled it first time. I'm so.." Modric: "I know, I know. You're safe now. All of us here are actually footballers."

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@TekkaBooSon

1 year

I asked for a bottle of "Dave" and they were so confused. #cfc #chelsea

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@TekkaBooSon

4 years

According to Sky, Klopp has raised each of these players since birth and none of them cost a penny.

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

When you realise you can hide behind another expensive flop next season

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@TekkaBooSon

5 years

I'm not exactly a Sarri fanboy but... Sarri comes here, tries to get us playing good football, reaches 2 finals, wins a trophy and finishes 3rd, and we've got fans raising pints to the fact he is leaving for a better club? Absolute weirdos.

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

This time last year, Man Utd were only 5th. After recruiting Jose Mourinho, and spending over £100 million, they are now, amazingly.. 6th.

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

You can't lose a title race if you're never in one.

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Unpopular Chelsea opinion: we would have been just as well off if we had Tammy and Michy as our striking options.

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

@realDonaldTrump PUT IT DOWN MATE PUT THE PHONE DOWN

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

This is pure love, captured on photo.

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Jose is killing this team. So much attacking talent. Give Klopp or Poch the likes of Lukaku, Martial, Rashford, Pogba, Mata, Sanchez and they would score 200 goals a season.

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

"Look babe it's just one more season and.." "Don't fucking touch me, Alexis."

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

That's Moses' first successful cross since he helped the Israelites cross the Red Sea in 1450 BCE.

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@TekkaBooSon

9 years

*Jose arrives at Old Trafford* Mourinho: "Jua..." Juan Mata: "Yeah, yeah, I'm going, im going.. hijo de mil putas..."

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@TekkaBooSon

10 years

Imagine how frustrating Women's Football Manager would be.. your star striker is 'out for 9 months with pregnancy'.

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@TekkaBooSon

5 years

*Eden Hazard's first day at training with Real Madrid* Modric: "Why are you crying, Eden?" Hazard: "It's just.. I passed you the ball.. and you controlled it first time. I'm so.." Modric: "I know, I know. You're safe now. All of us here are actually footballers."

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Sarri: "So it's called a one two, lads" "A one what?" "One two, you pass then move into spa..." "Woooaaaahhh, slow down boss. You've lost us. Go back to the bit about the 'one'"

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

Conte got rid of Michy and Costa then shattered Morata's confidence, signed Giroud then played a false 9, plays a back 5 when we need a goal and long balls it to Hazard. The man is against goals.

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

Morata debut goal tomorrow. Header, bottom corner.

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Thibaut Courtois to a reporter after the game: "I feel like a fan with the best seat in the house at the moment!"

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@TekkaBooSon

5 years

Farewell, Maurizio. Such a shame it didn't work out as planned. Cheers for trying to play attacking football, and playing RLC and CHO. Apologies some of the idiots at our club booed you. You'll always be a champion of Europe - I hope you win lots of trophies at Juve. 💙

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Cech goals conceded at Chelsea (2004 - 2015): 120 Cech goals conceded at Arsenal (2015 - March 2017): 64

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

"Hang on.. so if i pass to you" "yeah?" "you'll.. control it?" "yes" "without losing the ball?!" "that's right!" "you are a wizard"

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@TekkaBooSon

1 year

@centromid Honestly fantastic if we can get him playing like this regularly

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

"I'm sorry but I don't understand how you can sit here and tell me Spurs lost just because West Ham scored more goals than us."

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Remember when Conte tried a 424 and 433 then realised it didn't suit the players so sat down and found a system that suited them? 13 wins in a row later we'd won the league. That is top tier management.

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Zlatan: I conquered England in 3 months Jose: I never doubted my managerial ability

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@TekkaBooSon

5 years

As predicted by many in August, sadly we're seeing lots of 'Chelsea fans' hate on Lampard despite us sitting in top 4 missing Hazard and also Kante for many games this season. So sad to see how toxic our fanbase has become.

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

If Guardiola can't win the Prem with Sanchez, Silva, Aguero, KDB, Jesus, Sane etc he needs to hand in his UEFA Pro Licence.

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

@TimoeB08 BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKAYOKO

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

So it's barely November and Jose has fallen out with: - Schweinsteiger - Luke Shaw - Smalling - Mkhitaryan Impressive even for Jose.

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@TekkaBooSon

5 years

1st minute: "YOU'LL NEVER WALK AAALOOOONE" 2nd - 89th minute: silence 90th minute: "YOU'LL NEVER WALK AAALONE" Commentator: "ANOTHER FAMOUS EUROPEAN NIGHT AT ANFIELD" Liverpool 1 - 5 Barcelona

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

@CesarAzpi @DinhovicSaleh @ChelseaFC not playing Cahill will make us stronger 😍

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Already walking in formation. Discipline.

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Anyone else think Ampadu can play the Jorginho role as a back-up? Always looks very assured on the ball to me.

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@TekkaBooSon

2 years

I backed Villas-Boas. I backed Jose. I backed Conte. I backed Sarri. I backed Lampard. I backed Tuchel. I can't back Potter.

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Oscar: "What do i do boss?" Conte: "Just keep the plastic man up buddy. You're doing great"

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Rudiger is a perfect example of giving someone time to adjust to the Prem. Excellent CB.

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David

@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Do you mean the foreign fans who wake up at 3am to watch Chelsea every week?

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@TekkaBooSon

4 years

Micah, it's Twitter. You could tweet that you've discovered the cure to cancer and some people will call you a prick for not curing COVID too.

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@MicahRichards

4 years

What world do we live in when you offer 50k to a charity gets turned into a negative. I have no agent no pr company no agenda. I tweeted it so charities can get in touch. Those who think it’s a publicity thing are a embarrassment. Deary Deary me!!!

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

8 pts clear of Arsenal but 9 and 10 pts clear of our actual title rivals.

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@TekkaBooSon

4 years

If Pulisic actually keeps up this form and turns into a top, top player, we're going to be back amongst the elite very soon.

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@TekkaBooSon

9 months

Sacking Poch would be one of the dumbest things we've done in the last decade tbh. Squad is full of average, high potential players. We need signings in the 25-28 range and time. Poch is not the problem, especially as we've missed the MOST big chances in the league.

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

When your girlfriend believes man marking is better than zonal

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Kante's heat map for this game has accelerated global warming by 10 years.

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@TekkaBooSon

10 years

OMFG I LOVE ARSENAL FAN TV

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

i want to know how many active followers I have Like this tweet if you read it

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Vote for the better comeback: - RT for Conte's hair - Like for Barca vs PSG

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@TekkaBooSon

5 years

At least Liverpool have won it before. Spurs will never, ever shut up about this if they win it. I am not having them coming to the Bridge next season singing "Champions of Europe".

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Hudson-Odoi would never

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@TekkaBooSon

5 years

What a fucking waste of a season that was teaching players Sarri Ball only team have him leave after a year. Shambles of a club.

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Michael Owen with another stunning line: "Chelsea haven't conceded in 5 games. That means they've also got 5 clean sheets in a row."

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

"So I guess you want me to track back and cover.." "Track back? No, no, no.. this way. Forward." "Forward.. Really? No fooling?!"

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Pretty much every time Chalobah plays he's doing something memorable: - backheel assists - nutmegging Utd players - flooring Aguero

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

A few reasons why @Torres is a Chelsea legend:

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@TekkaBooSon

4 years

Liverpool have done such a great job buying cheap, unknown players like Van Dijk and Allison. Everyone else is ruining football.

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@TekkaBooSon

10 years

BREAKING: Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic has been charged with violent conduct after headbutting the football into the back of the net.

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@TekkaBooSon

5 years

Drogba thanking Torres for winning THAT corner on Instagram. Made my day.

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

John Terry sent a widow of a Chelsea fan that passed away recently a lovely letter. What a scumbag he is.

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Kante intercepts missiles from North Korea for the @CIA in his spare time.

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

@MailSport hi MailSport can i have your permission to use this post on my 'Top 10 Clickbaity Headliners from Shit Journos' list?

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@TekkaBooSon

5 years

@rioferdy5 @WayneRooney It really was

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

If Makelele and Essien had a gay love affair and inexplicably gave birth to a son, that boy would be Kante.

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Nah that's bollocks, sorry Jamie. He should have left 3 years ago, the fact he is still here says loads and he has been incredibly loyal for a guy who's dream is to play for another club.

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@TekkaBooSon

10 years

First time in Twitter history an Arsenal fan can tweet about winning a trophy.

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@TekkaBooSon

5 years

I have some good news for you Chelsea Twitter; @NourAgha is still alive and well. Found his number on a very old DM he sent me. Just thought I'd let you know ❤️

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

*Conte's first day* Conte: Ivanovic.. what is that? Ivan: Err.. defending boss. This is how I defend. Conte:

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Calling Kante a holding midfielder even though he doesn't hold/sit back is like calling Courtois a Real Madrid starter even though he doesn't play.

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

This is screaming out to host the CL Final.

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Doubt we'll ever have a midfield trio as good as this in a very long time

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Chelsea currently have 42 players out on loan. If we sold all of them for £5 million each (some of them are worth almost 10x that) we'd have an extra £210 million to build a formidable squad. Mental how poorly this club is run.

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Waited a long time to finally say this but Eden Hazard is the best player in the world right now.

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Perez: "We'll have to what?" Conte: "Suffer. Without the ball." Perez: "Why do we have to suffer?" Conte: "Everyone must suffer." Perez: "... Wait what are you doing now?" Conte: "Texting Bale." Perez: "What? Why?" Conte: "He must know he is not in my plans."

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

When Guardiola tries to explain your new 'False deep lying defensive enganche' position to you

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@TekkaBooSon

11 years

If Roy Keane was captain of this side he would have chinned every player in the squad then fisted Moyes to death with no lube.

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@TekkaBooSon

1 year

@CFCDUBois great example that stats aren't everything lol

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Courtois will kiss anything; the badge of his previous club's rival, his mate's missus.. Anything.

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

We should offer Bayern Willian for £15 mil just to stop them bidding for CHO.

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Plot twist: Sarri to drop Kepa but then Caballero gets injured and Kepa refuses to come on.

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Chalobah has been involved in a backheel assist, 2 Man Utd player nutmegs and flooring Aguero. You tell me who is better.

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@Squawka

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Mesut Özil has now been directly involved in 7 goals in 6 Champions League games this season. 4 goals 3 assists

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Kevin De Bruyne: "Maybe if Conte was in charge when I joined Chelsea, I would be playing in a different shade of blue today. "

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

@TommyWiseau @gregsestero @BF_Movie @TheRoom @DCComics @Comic_Con i didnt do it i did not murder him i did naaaaat Oh hai batman

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@TekkaBooSon

11 years

@piersmorgan fuck me Piers, you'd suck off Simon Cowell for the Europa League. #DoMeAFavour

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Chelsea fans: "That night in Munich.." Liverpool fans: "That night in Istanbul.." Arsenal fans: "That night in Bournemouth.."

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

I completely get @mbatshuayi 's desperation to score and I love his passion but I think he'd be better off just playing his normal game.

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@TekkaBooSon

4 years

Unconfirmed report but sources say that each Liverpool player earns minimum wage as playing for Liverpool is a privilege.

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@TekkaBooSon

1 year

@90sWWE No Mercy is arguably the greatest wrestling game ever

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

When I met Buffon last week I asked him what he thought of Conte. He said: "He will be the greatest manager of his generation; a genius."

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

As if Cahill took the armband off Azpi for 15 mins. He really is a disgraceful captain; no ability, leadership or humility.

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@TekkaBooSon

1 year

@CFCBlues_com @BenChilwell @oliviarodrigo Read this as @OliviaBuzaglo 🤣

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

It's because he didn't have sauce on it and CHO is dripping with it.

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@amadoit__

6 years

did.. did a Forrest fan throw a hamburger at CHO? wtf??

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@TekkaBooSon

7 years

Good morning to everyone except the person who decided Andy Carroll should be a transfer target for Chelsea.

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

If Conte came out and signed a couple years extension and we gave him a good budget I'd be well happy. Only reason he plays shit football is we have shit players. Give him a good squad and he'd happily play 424.

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

When Azpilicueta plays out of position but makes it work anyway

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@TekkaBooSon

8 years

Timeline of having Mourinho: Ecstasy Optimism Celebration Adoration Heartbreak Tragedy Years of work repairing the wreckage he leaves

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David

@TekkaBooSon

6 years

Spent years on Twitter getting abuse for not living near Chelsea and being called racist by Nigerians for not rating Mikel or Kalou etc. Now I live 55 mins walk from Stamford Bridge and date a Nigerian girl I just get abuse for being a twat.

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@TekkaBooSon

4 years

- Lost Hazard - Transfer ban - Still 3rd in the league - Playing the youth - Only his 2nd season as a manager - One of the best attacking Chelsea sides in the Prem - Making huge moves in the transfer window - Building something special

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@TekkaBooSon

6 years

The last 2 games he has definitely stepped up. Exceptional vs City. Thankfully Sarri doesn't listen to the match-going fans who want him to never leave the centre circle.

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@AydenMalek

6 years

I think Kante has been both Chelsea’s player of the season and most improved player. He’s so good and he just keeps getting better even in a slightly different role. Outstanding.

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