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my 10 month old identifies as a toaster • proud member of the Alphabet community 2SLGBTQRS+ 🏳️‍🌈 #FreeGhislane #FightTheWhite ✊🏾

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@reddit_lies reddit mods aren't employees, they're customers 😂 imagine fighting this hard for an unpaid moderator "job"
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@luvgtd @BleacherReport it must suck to have 0 friends
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@Raku________ @InternetH0F im gonna exchange fluids with you of you keep this up.
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@illrobyou97 @RealKhalilU @CartuneNetwerk @DailyLoud if he released that tomorrow itd be a hit and youd be calling him the goat 🤡
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@CUBarstool @RealSkipBayless so then suspend sanders for his eye poke
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@_MLFootball dont forget the 5 dropped INT against miami in a single game
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@DavidFurones_ damn i hate these tiktok people who talk with that annoying uptalk cadence
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@upblissed this nigga is 37 goddamn years old 😭 what was the war like grandpa?
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@nijigasakilove @DailyLoud she definitely knows how to take pain
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@RealGoofyNinja @reddit_lies the sense of power. being able to control the dialogue and content on a website is what they live for, thats why theyre on it all day everyday
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@vidsthatgohard racially motivated. if he was black everyone would be calling him an intelligent entrepreneur
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@DavidFurones_ a good father loves his son
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@crim_tweets_ @Nothennyfr ill be waiting in my office if you need an explanation.
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@reddit_lies you have to put /s under everything, even the most obvious sarcastic comment or they take it serious and report you 😂
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@LuckSide @DavidFurones_ basic stats is considered cherry picking when it goes against the player you like
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@nojumper white people cant be victims of racism
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@NFLNotify theyve "had this problem" for 5 years 😂 yall dont pay attention and it shows.
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@AbbySoMaddy @MarioNawfal russian bots never fail to amaze
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@VBSofficial_ pitts is used completely wrong, its honestly a crime. they use him as a decoy more than an intended receiver. hes on a run oriented team without a QB just wasting away
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@theStevenRuiz theStevenRuiz conjuring up the worst tweet of 2022
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@Morbidful "good heavens, this war was rubbish innnit"
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@HollowayNFLN @AroundTheNFL 140?! that is an immediate arrest, suspended license and jail time for anyone else. almost TRIPLE the speed limit!
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@rickyb863 @DailyLoud what are you going on about?
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@bagelluvr45 @DailyLoud an involuntary psychiatric hold. they will come to your house and drag you out of bed so that they can put you into a hospital and hold you against your will. this is why you never let anyone know about you mental health issues, especially suicidal thoughts/actions
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@Embiitch @jasrifootball @WSJ @awfulannouncing hes absolutely changing the show. shorter interviews, less cursing, avoiding topics like epsteins suicide and controversial stuff like that.
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@frankmikesmith @PFF because justin fields is a top 5 QB and the GM is the greatest GM weve ever seen
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@BrettKollmann chicago gave up a 2nd rounder for an 8 game rental at 2-6 😂
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@ZhuoyanXu @PicturesFoIder imagine emptying your stomach and people immediately start crying and they turn the damn plane around
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@SityGirl50 @CUBarstool @RealSkipBayless annnnd that makes it okay?? wow
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@reddit_lies "i use social media everyday, follow the government's rules without question and consume mcdonalds and starbucks every day. this counterculture stuff is fun"
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@LuckSide @DavidFurones_ so have half the QBs in the league, yet there are ones who thrive and ones that fall apart. mac falls apart, even with a top 10 D and above average rushing game.
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@Dolphin_Nation theyve been playin great the last couple of weeks. if our offense can get their shit together, we'll have a real team
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@HollowayNFLN hes raider material
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@nickysmokess jokic vs jovic is messing with my head
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@McGregorRousey isnt that the terrorist who got caught and ratted on 9/11?
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@_312DARIUS jeff allen choking against the vikings and leading the league in turnovers, eventually losing in the divisional for the 17th time in a row
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@natajokr @upblissed thats so long ago its impossible to know their exact age.. its like estimating the time of the dinosaurs
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@TheRFLShow @jasrifootball @MaseDenver steve smith doesnt lie. when he speaks, people should listem
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@richardboomin @_MLFootball @Blitz_Burgh @Blitzburghstil1 @highlightheaven @JaredWKane @BudDupreeFan @MVPickensburner @CamHeyward @B5Q @KevinAdams26 i was thinking about this a couple hours ago - TJ has 77 sacks in 6yrs, JJ has 114 in 12yrs. - Both have 5 ProBowls - JJ has 5 AllPro, TJ has 3 - JJ has 3 DPOY, TJ has 1 - TJ tied the sack record at 22.5, 2.5 more than JJ has ever had in a season
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@DonutOperator if i were to expose my genitalia to children i would be arrested, charged and sent to prison. but if i wrap myself in a rainbow flag while doing it, i am celebrated and called a brave hero. something is very wrong.
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@sweetygissy @WomenPostingLs its the cool thing to have. kids want to say theyve overcome obstacles while also want excuses for underperforming and being weird in general. i remember when having depression meant more than being upset at an instagram comment
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@FascinateFlix @Morbidful its the thought that counts
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@Matthew08691148 @NFL_DovKleiman @houtz apparently you spent more time bullying than paying attention in class. horrendous grammar
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@Brendan_Tobin thats exactly what a hero would say
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@Embiitch @jasrifootball @WSJ @awfulannouncing yea but when you consider how anti-establishment hes been since the start, its all very hypocritical. He left a $120M fanduel deal where he had full creative control of PMS to sign with ESPN/DISNEY for less momey and wayy less control of the show. Now he answers to suits
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@DolphinsTalk this is honestly ridiculous. hes taken 6 sacks in 6 games and were talking about him getting hurt in the next 2 weeks. absolutely shameful
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@SacredHeartJune @lexfridman yea sure bud. ever think isreal are the extremists?
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@McGregorRousey @zombie87625821 @OceanicMMA nope, your lying. apologize immediately and accept what you did was wrong
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@reddit_lies the same oeople were praising the insurrection of some random country a couple months ago 😂 i pointed out the hypocrisy of praising that, while calling january 6 a horrible act of terrorism. i got banned shortly after
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@5ReasonsSports @B_Shousejr @3YardsPerCarry @HussamPatel @5ReasonsFins ask kyle brandt what he thinks. i value his opinion more than basic statistics
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@ricardoworlddd @raptalkdk ultimate slander is not accepted. shit was hot way before people flipped bottles
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@ButtCrackSports @_MLFootball "aint that the dude who fell apart against dirk in the finals?! aw hell no my ass going to jail"
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@KingOfPhinland what pops out is "understanding the plays". many players have said they didnt fully understand the playbook last year because its complicated. lets hope he grasps it so we see him on the field
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@archehistory @Morbidful grizzly man is the greatest non-intentional comedies of all time. a must watch
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@EdKrassen @JCJR326 "Just because Wagner leads to Putin’s demise doesn’t necessarily mean that they will control Russia" lets stage a coup and take over the country, but not control it whatsoever. we'll just leave and let it be someone else's country. you do know what a coup is right?
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@SNFonNBC bijan hasnt played a snap yet and is the highest paid 😂
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@CrapCody @lindseyyok @K1_Nuk fr she provides absolutely no context to this tweet then gets upset when people ask the context to this tweet 😂
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@A86Spez @nypost The FBI released a 200 page paper that detailed how hillary stole the 2016 primary from bernie, including hacking the electronic voting machines. the FBI never even arrested her 🤦🏻‍♂️ it absolutely can, and is happening in our country
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@tallgreekdude @joerogan @RobertKennedyJr spreading misinformation and calling me a neo-facists would piss me off too. theyve been getting away with this shit for too long
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@HeresThePlay @BleacherReport some chinese basketball player said that pat beverly has had the greatest sports career in history
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@ShannonSharpe @FirstTake tua putting up 466 and 3 TDs
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@TroIledByFields @highlightheaven clear their desks when theyre fired after week 7
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@SharpFootball with all those wins yould think they wouldve won a ring. atleast one, right?
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@NFL @PSchrags MR JANUARY ALIEN CHAMP
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@Not_the_Bee beatings will continue until morale improves.
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@ClutchPointsApp draymond running to the lockeroom
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@AtlanticArctic @MiamiDolphins 1 bad game 😂 3 horrific games against contenders
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@purpledawgfan1 @SNFonNBC @MiamiDolphins @Tua so every team shpuld be putting up 70 on them.
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@OmarKelly leading?
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@PatsBuzz @NFL_DovKleiman i'd like to be in the meeting room where bill informs kraft that he just got traded to commies 😂
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@benjamindalkire @NFL_DovKleiman rodgers is crying about hardknocks in the preseason, you think he'll let a crew film him smoking crack all season long?
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@kc_truthful @cheetah 700 views and not a single like. how pathetic
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@curtiss_brown21 @VBSofficial_ i didnt know there was a "narrative", i just thought everyone understood hes being used wrong. the guy is a top 10 receiving TE if a coach knows what to do with him
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@sourpatchlyds @TRHLofficial "too bad our government cant seize the assets of spacex" these are the people that tried to get us fired for not wearing a mask...
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@schadjoe theyre all going to turn their back on him when he has a bad game
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@DovySimuMMA your 24 years old 😬 what was the war like grandpa?
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@KillzoidCOD @DailyLoud i almost blocked your account out of instinct
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