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Benjamin Alkire
1 year
@PopCrave So you’re saying “bitch I’m a cow” wasn’t your expression towards how you feel about the world?
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2 years
@DailyLoud This gotta be based on recency because ain’t no way Three 6 isnt on here
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1 year
@DailyLoud Odd timing. Start a record label and then sell your catalog? Hope it was 99 mil and not 10 or something low
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2 years
@Rap Hey I think I might have a hint here
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1 year
@MMAJunkie @TheNotoriousMMA He also has been juiced up for a year and a half and didn’t admit to USADA testing in time. No one’s fault but his own
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1 year
@NFLRookieWatxh Based off actual NFL success, LSU is the clear #1 followed by OSU. All those USC guys are rookies or nobodies right now
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1 year
@UnnecRoughness Under $8 avg per bet? Who cares
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2 years
@stoolpresidente What was said here that you could possibly disagree with?
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1 year
@usopen Nerds gummie clusters are elite
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1 year
@PFF There’s a 0% chance a rookie on the Falcons leads the league in anything
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1 year
Didn’t have @KingJames supporting @AintGottaDollar and “Rich Men North of Richmond” on my bingo card but here we are #OliverAnthony #RichMenNorthOfRichmond
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2 years
@TheJoeySwoll Is anyone else just wondering how he sent a tweet this long?
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1 year
@barstoolsports Is anyone talking about how he just walks back into a closest??
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1 year
@oocmma Whole arena singing it gave me goosebumps. Crazy moment
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1 year
@BaileyCarlin At some point that baby had to be like “can’t you just let me fucking sleep??”
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1 year
@SouthlandPost Acting like you have to bring your dog to Home Depot is a wild move
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@NFL_Stats And I started him week 3 but not week 4. Just has my brain in a pretzel right now
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1 year
@NFLRookieWatxh Human highlight reel and everyone is just showing the same two plays lol
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1 year
@DiscussingFilm Yiiiiiikes. I absolutely love Donald, massive inspiration of mine but I hate to see them fuck with such a good movie like this
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11 months
@ComplexMusic Idk how you can hear Cole and think Yachty is even attempting to do the same thing
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1 year
@PardonMyTake QUESADILLA
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1 year
@BleacherReport Why Ariana looking like she 30 going on 70
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1 year
@7Spideycomics You never seen a spider before?
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1 year
@thebestmorty @ForePlayPod It’s also just people acting like they’re playing high stake matches all the time by a set of PGA rules. If you’re playing with your friends and you call that a 5, you should stop calling those people your friends
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2 years
@tennisjacko @TheJoeySwoll What? Lol I asked a question that I genuinely wanted an answer to that was related directly to the tweet
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@Bornakang If it’s not one uniform piece of dough idk how that possibly counts
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1 year
@MMAJunkie @MikeBohn All time clip right here
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@drake_sucks @JimMWeber That’s a great looking guy you got there
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1 year
@stoolpresidente @TheSavBananas Why are you picking a fight with the Bananas? They produce atleast one viral clip a week. Could be a great partner for Barstool if anything. Weird grudge
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1 year
@RileyTaugor Riveting lyrics here
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1 year
@MMAFighting Sean can’t even look Izzy in the eyes lol Izzy about to put on a clinic
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1 year
@NFL_DovKleiman Stroud, Burrow, Rodgers
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@ComplexMusic I’ll never get why Do Not Disturb wasn’t 7am in Germany. That’s better than all of these
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1 year
@DailyLoud Blurring the face after we’ve all seen the unedited video?
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2 years
@JimMWeber Based on this thread I’m going to get destroyed but I disagree with this take. New logos are much cleaner, obviously much higher quality though with updated software
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1 year
@MattBinder Methamphetamine
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@PMTsportsbiz @PardonMyTake Lotta time on our hands over at Barstool Sports
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@barstoolsports @DogWalkBarstool Team 1 had the easiest win of all time and the. You pick Mickey fucking mouse as your animated movie???
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1 year
@Bornakang Thank god for the regular text girl bc I didn’t have a chance guessing what this guys name was
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@Wes3Jones @NFL_Stats My other WR are Keenan Allen, Stefon Diggs and Amon Ra. It’s just tough to figure out who’s gonna score the lowest
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Benjamin Alkire
1 year
@BarstoolBigCat Mr. Cat, fire sauce is literally the worst sauce they offer. Also, a breakfast crunch wrap?? Cmon
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2 years
@Ansau1992 @omarsuleiman504 @lexfridman This is good information. I appreciate you
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1 year
@nfr_podcast @TeezoTouchdown This guy stays promoting people he knows have no shot to replace him. Just masterminding another 5 years of platinum albums and genre takeovers
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@ComplexMusic Do Not Disturb
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1 year
@TheLatinSnake_ It’s literally the exact opposite
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1 year
@stoolpresidente Could be massive personalities to align with Barstool. Weird to establish a boundary with them in regard to an artist who will never recognize that you exist
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2 years
@PMTsportsbiz @PardonMyTake Love the idea Jake! A few suggestions…put the countdown clock in the top right, turn the numbers red to create an intrinsic sense of urgency. And in that empty space put the scores from the games you’re reviewing then possibly a prediction score for the games you are previewing
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2 years
@GodLovesChiefs @tennisjacko @TheJoeySwoll I don’t have a point? I asked a question I wanted an answer to
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1 year
@PardonMyTake There should be 0 points awarded for this travesty of a Mount Rushmore. Do you guys actually eat at Taco Bell???
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1 year
@Daniel_Rapaport There’s no one who uses that as “common practice”
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1 year
@SirYacht_ Epstein Island
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1 year
@danabeers Diets don’t work man. You have to change the lifestyle and I don’t see that happening for you anytime soon
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1 year
@ComplexMusic If I’m being honest, I’ve never been a huge uzi fan, but this album felt like it was supposed to be listened to after two hits or crystal and a couple lines of meth. Props to him for doing something that sounds so different than what else is out there, but man, it is tough.
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1 year
@kyle_rasnake @barstoolsports The Indiana school they just beat 27-10? Ya, you really moved the ball against them so well 😂
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1 year
@hen_ease Between Rico’s video and this one having literally nothing to do with the game tonight. I might put a mortgage on the Spartans
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1 year
@NFL @netflix @NFLFilms @OmahaProd I’m gonna throw this out there. I think the Mariota content will outshine the rest. Why else would you include him on this show. It’s not because of his quarterbacking, that’s forsure
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1 year
@Chiefs @tkelce This outfit is even more wild knowing he was possibly with Taylor Swift before and that’s what he chose to wear
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1 year
@BarstoolBigCat Me after my second cup of Stella blue this morning
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1 year
@DailyLoud I’m of the opinion we should go back to public beheadings in a town square for murderers, rapists, sexual predators, etc. We’ve shielded and hidden away the actual punishment of these absurd people to the point they don’t fear the repercussions.
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1 year
@NFL_DovKleiman Does anyone else see that this is clearly a pick or batted ball and the safety pulls up? We’re in training camp folks. Of course he looks good
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Benjamin Alkire
1 year
@NFL_DovKleiman @SeanKeeler What does the family expect? Their son laid down one of the worst hits to a perennial top draft selection on the most viewed game of the week and possibly the year so far
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@barstoolsports @highnoonsunsips Not including Athens, Ohio is a disgusting thing to do
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Benjamin Alkire
2 years
@espnmma @CharlesDoBronxs @AgFight @thiagofmxavier Anyone else first time seeing the guy without bleached hair?
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Benjamin Alkire
2 years
@PFTCommenter What’s more difficult, hitting a baseball or not hitting your wife?
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Benjamin Alkire
1 year
@tervisscoot Everyone is gonna be pissed, he came out and said what he made reminds him of owl pharaoh and rodeo and this is what comes out?
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1 year
@McDonalds Can’t have a party when your machines are down Grimace
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1 year
@barstoolsports He’s one concussion away from being Muhammad Ali too. Sad
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2 years
@DailyLoud Probably Ice Spice so you can catch the other 5 bodies right?
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@ComplexMusic 1. Beer bongs & Bentleys 2. Astro world 3. Scorpion Throw a couple tracks from Nip in there too
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1 year
@Jerrythekid21 That just makes the loss even worse
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1 year
@2XBankT @DailyLoud Ya it looks like Future only sold for around 10 mil so maybe I’m just over estimating what these artists can actually get
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Benjamin Alkire
1 year
@DawsonDeezKnox @danabeers No, a diet is a fad people get swept up in hoping to see quick results and ultimately put aside after getting sick of being forced to not eat what they actually want to eat. You have to change your lifestyle to a consistent method of doing things that promote what you want to
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@KylePorterCBS We gotta get our boys in the sun without hats. This is so tough to look at
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Benjamin Alkire
2 years
@GodLovesChiefs @tennisjacko @TheJoeySwoll I appreciate your comments, but if you took a minute to read the other replies, this tweet from Joey went out right after the update to the platform that allowed the long form tweets. So I was genuinely unaware of how he was able to do that, along with the other 100 plus people
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Benjamin Alkire
1 year
@JeffDLowe @TheDozenTrivia I mean, comparatively to the questions the actual contestants get. That sucked. Or I suck. Either way, I got 0 correct
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@UnnecRoughness Whoever has to book the travel for these new conferences has to be going to bed crying every night
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2 years
@DailyLoud I guess the courts down there haven’t watched Narcos yet
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Benjamin Alkire
1 year
@_MLFootball @KCStar @ArrowheadLive @kcchiefsmmz @lexiosborne @chiefshive @StineyRumDitty @KennyKing_Jr Also helps saying it closed down your restaurant so you can file the complaint for a larger sum of losses and damages. Video is pretty clear though, I was not surprised he wasn’t featured at all through the “Quarterback” series
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@Rap301_ Bad bunny ain’t no joke. One of the worst songs on the album with the most plays
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1 year
@stoolsalesguy There’s a 0% chance fore play chiclets and mean girls have over a billion downloads
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1 year
@GolfDigest I probably average -$2 per shot based on golf balls lost
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1 year
@3rdbestMA How much money are we talking here? If it’s under 1k I feel like you gotta just get over it
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@stoolpresidente Is this AI and deepfake tech? I’m so confused how this was done?
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@barstoolsports Why do both teams have their away jerseys on?
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1 year
@GolfDigest 💍💍💍💍
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1 year
@JoePompliano If Snoop is just in the video and doesn’t have any lines that is just an all time move by MNF
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1 year
@raphousetv2 Gotta be Snoop or Wiz. I’d go Wiz
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1 year
@PardonMyTake I genuinely have no idea who this is? Should I know who this is?
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1 year
@Jerrythekid21 Jer be careful with the white around the nose!! keep that sobriety going
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1 year
@JoeDono91118386 @NFL_DovKleiman They would record it during the season this year lol cmon Joe
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1 year
@_willcompton Give it up man, you and Taylor look like you’re closer to adopting a child together than getting back in the league
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@cornhusks7 @Wes3Jones @NFL_Stats Keenan had 12 and Amon Ra had 16 this week soo I mean it’s give or take
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1 year
@BarstoolBigCat I will be judging this Taco Bell list very sternly
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1 year
@soTallented @nut_history @dapugh32 Hahaha I honestly didn’t have the volume on so that makes way more sense
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1 year
@barstoolsports If Tinder, Amazon and Uber became one
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