Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder @TawnyMLara Twitter profile

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

10 months

🧡Orange Banners!🧡 Dry Humping is a #1 new release in Sex & Sexuality, Alcoholism Recovery, and… Sex Instruction?!? Life is wild, y’all. Happy Humping! 🐫

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

5 years

@adribbleofink Owners of a local Mexican restaurant in my hometown of Waco, Texas were impressed by how much spice I could tolerate so they named these tacos after me.

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5 years

@GrannyRose89 Follow up: I left him and have been sober for nearly 4 years now.

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7 years

"Assault allegations will ruin a man's career" #oscars #Oscars2017 #CaseyAffleck 🙄

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5 years

@GrannyRose89 I threw my ex a surprise bday party. We got wasted and I fell asleep before him. I woke up to find him passed out with his dick in his hand, jerking off to pics/sexts from his ex. I accepted his proposal a few months later. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤡

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

2 years

Seven years sober today! How should I celebrate my Soberthday?!💐

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4 years

@sullivem I’ve actually stumped my therapist...twice. She said “I honestly don’t know”. I felt an odd mixture pride and fear.

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

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3 years

🚨I have an agent! I’m officially repped by @ericsmithrocks at @PSLiterary . Working with someone who’s as excited about my project as I am feels cool af, y’all! 🤘🏽 Stay tuned!

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3 years

@rebeccamakkai Both of my grandmothers (and my mom) are named Jacqueline. One of them was a brilliant artist who painted this butterfly, which I’ve since turned into a tattoo.

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2 years

I turned my PM announcement into a shirt. 🫶🏽🏳️‍🌈🌶 #dryhumping cc: @ericsmithrocks @j_zimms @quirkbooks @PSLiterary

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4 years

@PButterfield18 Lululemon and Patagonia closed with pay!

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@TawnyMLara

5 years

It’s been 3 years & 5 months since I’ve had a drink or a drug. Sobriety fucking rocks, y’all.

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

5 years

@ValerieComplex @GrannyRose89 THANK YOU! Me too. It blows my mind how alcohol clouded/controlled my decision making. 🤘🏽🌈

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

1 year

HOLDING MY BOOK, Y'ALL! Dry Humping comes out in September and I can't WAIT for y'all to read it! This is the book I needed when I was newly sober and had no freaking clue how to date, hook up, or have meaningful conversations with partners. Grab yours:

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

4 years

@Irish_Atheist My Nana, Jacqueline Stubbs, was a brilliant artist. This butterfly was my favorite piece of hers, so I got it tattooed.

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5 years

The branches have formed a heart so this scene can be recorded from my window so beautifully! @Lin_Manuel #InTheHeights #InTheHeightsMovie #WashingtonHeights

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

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3 years

@JaneOst_

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4 years

@CrookedNuts Of all the actual problems we are currently facing, this is how 5 dudes choose to focus their time and energy?!? 🤯

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

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3 years

@theeashleyray You’re a legend!

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3 years

OK disappointing finale but give Murray Bartlett all of the award nominations. #whitelotus

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@TawnyMLara

4 years

I wrote about how to do #soberoctober while still being respectful to the sober community. I've covered this topic for the last few years because of the increase in something I like to call "Sober Tourism".

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

4 years

The topic of #Sober Porn Stars is something I’ve been researching since last summer. This is the first of many pieces that I wrote on the subject. @sethgamblexxx @lancehartfetish @AllieAwesome415 @KarmenKarma @karmarx427 @jacen_zhu @hollyrandall @bsgpr

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

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2 years

Friendly reminder to include NA drink options at your holiday parties.

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

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2 years

@notgwendalupe I brought photos of Leighton Meester’s hair in this video to a hair colorist and said “I need my hair to look exactly like this” please!

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

4 years

Me talking politics on Facebook. #ThePromNetflix #theprom

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5 years

@Hilbranded This tweet deserves some sort of award.

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@TawnyMLara

5 years

@Soy_Kathryn @adribbleofink YES!!

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

4 years

Bisexual Theory: We're obsessed with Nintendo Proof: I have a Super Mario tattoo. @ZacharyZane_ has a Wario tattoo. @nintendomad888 has a Nintendo username. Any other Bisexual Nintendo stans out there?!

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@TawnyMLara

7 years

@SqarerootofeviL @IssaRae @IssaRae and her work are so important. If you don't dig her artistry, that's cool...but don't put her down for thriving.

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

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2 years

@MediumSizeMeech

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@TawnyMLara

2 years

I’m writing a book! So excited to work with @j_zimms and @quirkbooks to bring Dry Humping to life! Thank you @ericsmithrocks for being such a rock star agent! 🤘🏽📚

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

1 year

❣️cover reveal❣️ Dry Humping, A Guide to Dating, Relating, and Hooking Up is officially on pre-order! This is the book I desperately needed when I was newly sober, y'all. It hits shelves on Sept. 19th. AHHHH! Grab yours here:

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

5 years

@jessicarmielke @danjlevy Moira has taught me that it’s OK to be my authentic, dramatic self and people will still love me.

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

5 years

I pegged a Trump supporter then wrote about it for @playboy . 🐰 cc: @abbijacobson @broadcity @ilazer

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@Playboy

5 years

In "Pegging for Politics," @TawnyMLara recounts the time she pegged a Trump supporter. " Listening to each other can go a very long way...I opened his mind and his butthole." Read more at the link.

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

4 years

@johnpavlovitz Getting sober on November 30, 2015 💜

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

6 years

@Mantia Addictive behavior doesn’t go away just because someone stopped self medicating with booze and drugs.

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

3 years

Six. Years. Sober. ✨

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@TawnyMLara

4 years

I profiled @sethgamblexxx for @MensHealthMag about life as a sober porn star. Thanks for sharing your story, Seth!

How Seth Gamble Went From Rock Bottom to World-Renowned Porn Star

"Now that I’m sober, my performances are a lot more connected."

www.menshealth.com

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

2 years

I finally met my agent, @ericsmithrocks , IRL! I almost didn’t query him because I didn’t think there was a world where he'd like my book idea. Spoiler Alert: He loved the book! Dry Humping: A Guide to Dating, Relating, and Hooking Up comes out next fall with @quirkbooks !

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

6 years

@HOOPdaddie Judging a band/artist by one piece of their work is rarely an accurate assessment. Check out the lyrics to their song “I Bet My Life”.

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

10 months

And just like that… I’m a published author 📚🐫

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@TawnyMLara

2 years

Can Nelson Franklin plz play George Santos?!

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@TawnyMLara

3 years

Hey editors: My goal for 2021 is to land a Sober Sex column. Sober Sex is an important conversation that needs to be more accessible on a regular basis. Hit me up and let's chat. 🤞

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3 years

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3 years

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2 years

@mtlajeunesse As a bisexual Latina with tacos named after me, I fully endorse this message. 🌶

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

5 years

Friendly reminder that you don’t have to drink/use today. Sending love to anyone who’s struggling on days like this. 💕

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

5 years

⚡️FOUR YEARS SOBER⚡️ #sobriety is a lot of work: support groups, weekly therapy, journaling, budgeting my energy, communication, letting myself feel my feelings, & more. But it’s all worth it because this is the best I’ve ever felt. Cake by Janie Bakes

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

5 years

@LuxAlptraum Also...why is Chris Brown still getting nominated for Grammys?!

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

6 years

I haven’t been drunk or stoned in 1,000 days. Sobriety is possible, y’all. 🤘🏽

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

6 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr @THR She quit her show to focus on politics. Do your research.

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

8 years

I can never trust you, you were rude to my hat #DrakeOnSNL

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

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4 years

@Bark4Soul @girlpowertbh

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

4 years

@minnettefilms @laurawritesit It took years for me to unlearn this internalized biphobia and finally take pride in being bisexual 💙💜💕

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

5 years

@iBellaNIEMA She’s pleading her case while sitting in front of a sign that says “judgement-free zone”. P.S. I wrote about pegging for Playboy

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

4 years

1,500 days sober 🤘🏽

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

7 years

I met Jon Bon Jovi today at work and I somehow kept it together without going full fan girl on him 🤘🏽 #livinonaprayer #bonjovi

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

5 years

@BasicBlaecGirl This was VERY hard to watch.

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

7 years

I'M 500 DAYS SOBER! Here's my 5 favorite things I've done in my first 500 days of #sobriety

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

3 years

Congrats to @sethgamblexxx for winning Best Leading Actor at @avnawards three years in a row! Check out this profile I wrote about him for @MensHealthMag last year. He’s killin’ it, one day at a time!🤘🏽

How Seth Gamble Went From Rock Bottom to World-Renowned Porn Star

"Now that I’m sober, my performances are a lot more connected."

www.menshealth.com

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

4 years

Five Years Sober. 💙

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@TawnyMLara

5 years

Proud resident of Washington Heights here! #InTheHeights #InTheHeightsMovie

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2 years

I think...I just...finished...my book?

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@TawnyMLara

4 years

“‘So You Want to Talk About Race’ was suddenly essential, like the latest bag or pair of shoes. It had become an accessory, a badge of honor, proof of being a good white”. Brilliant piece by @blktinabelcher ! via @bitchmedia

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

5 years

@RealCandaceO Planned Parenthood has saved far more lives than it has ended.

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

4 years

Hi! I’m 35 now. Is it weird that I *love* getting older and I can’t wait to have long curly grey hair so I can fully embody Lily Tomlin? #capricorn

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@TawnyMLara

5 years

@JessicaValenti My blood started boiling when I saw the featured image for this article. Rosie the Riveter isn’t anti-family. 😤😤😤

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

3 years

@melissafebos You wrote this ~incredible~ message when you signed my copy of Whip Smart. I still think about it daily. Thanks for being you ✨

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

2 years

::Interview Request:: I’m looking to interview people over 50 who are sober or sober curious about their dating experiences. If this describes you or someone you know, please let me know. Thanks! 🫶🏽📚 #journorequest

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

4 years

@rebexxxxa For what it’s worth, lululemon has been paying all of their employees in full since stores temporarily closed on March 16th. At least the money spent on leggings is going to a good cause during all of this!

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

3 years

So excited to dive into this *much-needed* book! Make sure to pre-order, y’all! @drdrew @mizpiggy111

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

2 years

I’m honored to have my essay included about sobriety, sexuality, and Lisa Simpson (yes, somehow it all works) included in this anthology. Shout out to the amazing editors, @haleyaswanson and @thatelizasmith ! ✨

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

4 years

@Eve6 I finally have a place to post this.

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@TawnyMLara

3 years

It’s Bisexual Visibility Day so I want all of you to look at me. Thanks! #BiVisibilityDay 💜💕💙

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

5 years

@RobSchneider @Shanemgillis There’s a significant difference between being vulnerable on stage, delivering crafted material and shooting the shit having actual dialogue with a podcast co-host.

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

6 years

I just spoke about my personal sobriety journey and the history of my business, @sobrieteaparty , at the @iogtint World Congress in Sweden. It still blows my mind how profoundly my life has changed since I stopped getting drunk. #sobriety #recovery #sober

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@TawnyMLara

3 years

Hi! I’m 36 today. Here’s some pasta I made last night. 🍝🎂

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@TawnyMLara

6 years

THREE. YEARS. SOBER. ⚡️

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

6 years

I celebrated 1,000 days sober by writing/recording music with @donmiggs and the @RoadRecovery fam at @ThresholdNYC . Hear our song and see footage from this epic weekend on @TylerFlorence ’s show, @WolfItDownShow right here on Twitter this Wednesday! #recovery #roadrecovery

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

6 years

@metmuseum @TMNT This is so met-a

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@TawnyMLara

6 years

@maggieserota 100%. Anytime I’m commended for quitting my job to focus on entrepreneurial endeavors I say some sort of the following sentences: “I’m living off of an inheritance. I couldn’t do any of this without my grandpa’s money”. I’m a hard worker, but I’ll never be self-made.

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@TawnyMLara

2 years

Last night's SoBerthday lewk. Glitter. Lots and lots of glitter. Seven years without alcohol is definitely something to celebrate! 💐🪄

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

5 years

Currently @MarieKondo -ing whilst watching Tidying Up. This is 33. #TUWMK #KonMari @konmari_co

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@TawnyMLara

6 years

. @TheBoldTypeTV is the best show on TV.

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@TawnyMLara

5 years

@RepMattSchaefer Are you feeling OK? I could have sworn I read that your solve for our national crisis is *more guns* and *prayer*. 🤔

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Tawny Lara - Author/CPG Co-Founder

@TawnyMLara

5 years

Thank you, @buttonpoetry for having a chapbook contest. You inspired me to type up the words that would have remained hidden in my notebook, save them to a PDF, and hit ‘submit’.

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@TawnyMLara

2 years

@ericsmithrocks I never knew I had a life motto until reading these words. Now my life makes sense.

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@TawnyMLara

5 years

@profesoralatina @father_kipz @bag_of_pucks @mykola (2/2) We were both shocked to find out that I make nearly twice what she makes per hour, plus I have excellent health insurance. The system is *fucked*.

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2 years

@jeannakadlec Anyone else grow up going to Hasting's?!

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6 years

@tayari “Let yourself write bad. Stop editing the words in your head before they’re on a page.” - Ruth Danon

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3 years

@nintendomad888 Reminds me of this brilliant piece by @gabriellekassel

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3 years

@ericraglin1992 When I ask him to. I actually took this photo of him doing it and made it my phone wallpaper. I asked for feedback on a chapter and he printed it out then wrote detailed line notes. His support means the world to me!

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@RodriguezDaGone The Doors Unknown Soldier When the Music’s Over Touch Me Indian Summer Riders on the Storm Love Street Five to One Moonlight Drive Not to Touch the Earth My Wild Love Peace Frog Ghost Ship

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2 years

November 30th marks 7 years without alcohol. How should I celebrate my SoBerthday?

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1 year

Can't wait to add my book to this bookshelf! Are y'all ready for some ~Dry Humping~ this fall? 😎

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3 years

@ViralMaterial

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4 years

This week has been fucking intense. So many rollercoaster emotions that have left me feeling completely exhausted. A drink would have been nice, but I’ve chosen #sobriety everyday for the last 4+ years. I just keep taking it one day at a time.

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10 months

My writing career *began* at age 30. And that’s when I was still working retail, getting excited to write $50 essays or get paid in concert tickets. My mom *started* college at age 55 and now she’s finally working in her dream career. It’s never too late. Keep going. 🤘🏽

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2 years

Hey I did a trendy thing!

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