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@TaseEnetophobia

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48yo single dad of three kids

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Joined May 2020
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@TaseEnetophobia
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4 months
Posting for the third time coz twt quality sucks
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Shoutout to arya for making my boring miserable morning somewhat intresting
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@TaseEnetophobia
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@khushikibaat WE hate Aniket
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3 months
@aakanshaa_ I don't think I will, profile pe bohot ajeeb log aa gaye, they are praising Aniket.
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@TaseEnetophobia
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@aakanshaa_ I don't think I will, profile pe bohot ajeeb log aa gaye, they are praising Aniket.
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@TaseEnetophobia
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@PunchingCat He is happy to be there
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@TaseEnetophobia
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@naaaavvvvvv Oh so we are victim blaming now
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@TaseEnetophobia
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@yekyakardiya Apparently Ayushi persuaded aniket knowing that he is in a long term relationship (about 7 years), aur after getting pregnant, aniket, like an asshole he is, started ignoring him.
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@TaseEnetophobia
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@namantoo So funny and edgy🤡
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Thought I should share it with y'all
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@TaseEnetophobia
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4 months
Twitter bkl please don't fckup the quality please please please
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@Lightroom
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5 months
a photo that gives main character energy:
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 years
@TheRealBearBoy1 @amolson2016 MFs posting opinions on an open server but deny to take criticism.
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 months
My new BATA shoes y'all
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@secretagentsusu
boba chan
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@TaseEnetophobia
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1 month
My resumé
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@anus_kha
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highly recommend getting a bf who can cook
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
@aakanshaa_ I mean, Ayushi is not a saint you think she is
@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
@yekyakardiya Apparently Ayushi persuaded aniket knowing that he is in a long term relationship (about 7 years), aur after getting pregnant, aniket, like an asshole he is, started ignoring him.
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@TaseEnetophobia
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I studied in a school built like this, it was built in 1800s
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@TaseEnetophobia
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Mfs buy a MacBook and never use the word laptop again
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Day 1 without my MacBook, this was so hard
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@TaseEnetophobia
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@nvm_ana @yekyakardiya Nah he left for Maharashtra
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Ye blackpillers mere Id pe kaha se aa gaye
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AManHasNoName
3 months
What a fucking chadpreet left a pregnant alpha widow to rot and cope lmao.. Total W
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@TaseEnetophobia
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On popular demand
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@aahananana_says
Aahana 🌻
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Okay so you support queer rights, but vote against it. Got it
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 years
@mythpat @prvkhvr Never liked @prvkhvr since his controversy with @cariappa_rohan
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@TaseEnetophobia
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1 month
PS- Both of em are district champions now!!!
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@TaseEnetophobia
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1 month
Aaj chhote bhai ke taekwondo tournament me I talked to a VERY cute girl (emphasis on very), and she lives in my colony only 🥰
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@TaseEnetophobia
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4 months
What's the deal with iman and that other girl? Are they friends, sibling, FWB, dating!??
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@TaseEnetophobia
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5 months
You guys have FIVE friends!!
@kali_denali_
Maya
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My top 5 friends? 1. Was earning, wasn't satisfied, looking for a change after quitting 2. About to embrace UPSC prep 3. Bihari tha, ab pahadi ban raha hai 4. Default state seems to be overwhelmed 5. Bakchodi bakchodi mein scholar ban gaya (shayad waise hi bante hain)
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Is chutiye Samay Raina se ab kya he ummeed kare
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@TaseEnetophobia
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4 months
No way you're calling me mid with Spiderman in your pfp
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@TaseEnetophobia @caramelalmonds With this face?? 😭😭
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 months
Went to the gym for the first time in my life wearing this fml
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@TaseEnetophobia
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@sahilkazmi2499
Sahil Kazmi | ساحل کاظمی
4 months
-par kuchh lutf iss ujde ghar mein bhi hain-
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 years
How many times you can go offbeat in track @captainindia07 : YES
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@TaseEnetophobia
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23 days
Allah tauba kabhi khane ko kharab nahi kehna chahiye but any food that has pav in it is straight up shit
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Ye shia ladko ke paas kitna rizz hota hai bhai
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 years
@CodyBlane3 @CBR Out of all the dragons, you find this weird??
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@TaseEnetophobia
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28 days
Mera lund padhe parenchyma chollenchyma sclerenchyma
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Ek din paise kamakar independent ho jaunga fir itna bada tattoo banwaunga ki tum sab dekhte rah jaoge
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@TaseEnetophobia
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@TaseEnetophobia
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Tbh I don't understand the curly hair hype
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 months
I have some abs pictures but I’m too afraid to post it
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
?
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@TaseEnetophobia
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🤫🧏🏻‍♂️
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@TaseEnetophobia
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DONT BOOKMARK MY WIFE YOU FREAKS
@TaseEnetophobia
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She’s a bit amateur, but it’s cute nevertheless
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Why do I feel like a homewrecker now
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@TaseEnetophobia
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@qiumeaenr I want to marry you but I don't see you tweeting about me?
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
This oomf liked my tweet from her two diff accounts 😭😭
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Wait till you realise why we got that name.
@vansyshawty
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we’re literally “HINDUSTANI”
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 months
Atal Bihari Vajpayee kitna mid poet tha, y’all hyped tf out of that man
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 months
Good thing Anushka Sharma retired as an actor, she was so insufferable omfg
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 years
@MCU_Direct Honest opinion: Shang Chi was only an average movie, nothing else.
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@TaseEnetophobia
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She’s a bit amateur, but it’s cute nevertheless
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@TaseEnetophobia
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Guys my friend applied mehndi of my name on her hands 😭
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@TaseEnetophobia
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@onllyvanss Me when I lie
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
To sanghis who started following me after that tweet, this is not a safe space for you, can y'all please fuxk off
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 years
@DCU_Direct Another way of saying MCU movies are shit.😂
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 months
I’ve never had keema naan I think I should give up my Muslim card
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Aise he raha toh I'll delete that post man this is depressing
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@TaseEnetophobia
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4 months
Aaj @meta_fur se itna bura haara hu dobara kabhi chess nahi khelunga
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 months
Everytime I go to Azamgarh-Mau, I get reminded that Purvanchal ke log are the sweetest in the world
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@TaseEnetophobia
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5 months
She loves doing goofy ahh pose
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Guys my friend applied mehndi of my name on her hands 😭
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Brave of you to assume he got a girl
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@TaseEnetophobia
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4 months
Lower the mask babygirl
@Shubhamnotnice
shady
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@babubiislerii @cuntyc4t I don't like "FAT" people
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 months
My biggest opp scored 270 in cuet and I can’t be happier
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@TaseEnetophobia
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4 months
5 saal se sun raha hu Seedhe Maut ko, 11th me poora SM anthem yaad kiya tha, 22 me unke show me bhi gaya tha, never been more disappointed.
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@TaseEnetophobia
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4 months
12 ghante slept today
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@TaseEnetophobia
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Maybe I'll go with pista instead
@TaseEnetophobia
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4 months
I think firozi colour ka kurta is a bad idea
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Is it weird I notice how I notice what is she wearing daily? Like she isn't my girlfriend or anything idk
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@TaseEnetophobia
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29 days
I bought a notebook with very pretty cover🥰❣️❤️‍🔥💓💗😋🤤🥵
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 months
Ik if I post my mamu, y'all will swoon over him
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Chat do I really give emo vibes?
@Just_lavesh
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@TaseEnetophobia 😂 woke emo kids funny. Would it be brave of me to assume u grew up with a dad ?
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@TaseEnetophobia
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4 months
Yesterday I was in a Pakistani space post India winning and this girl said "Mai kaalo ko bardasht kar sakti hu par Indians ko nahi" like bro wtf
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@TaseEnetophobia
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Deactivated Instagram 😋
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3 months
Reactivated Instagram 😋
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@TaseEnetophobia
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4 months
Kal se physics chaalu lesssgooo
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 years
I am from awadh and moved out for better education in 2020. I was always embarrassed by my native language but this video brought a good change.
@indiainpixels
India in Pixels by Ashris
3 years
This time we walk with the language that has traveled from Hanuman Chalisa to Kabir to the Caribbean – the Awadhi language spoken in Uttar Pradesh, Bihar, and even in countries like Nepal, Fiji, Guyana, and Suriname! Check out the video here!
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@TaseEnetophobia
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The prestige kya behtreen movie hai bhaisaab
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 months
Ye barnacles se itni nafrat hai naa mujhe
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@qiumeaenr Why’s your new pfp kinda-
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2 months
Leonardo DiCaprio who?
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@riceekid03
ricee🇵🇸
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qrt with your bachpan ki picture, i wanna see😭
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@qiumeaenr I want to marry you but I don't see you tweeting about me?
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
I had a dream last night aur usme dukaan wale ne khulle paise ki jagah chocolate de di thi, I was so pissed man kya batau
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@TaseEnetophobia
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5 months
Okay
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@smonealive
KIRA
5 months
Your pfp but bigger (I have no idea why I'm doing this shit..)
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@TaseEnetophobia
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4 months
Oomfs I'm sorry I didn't studied today I should prolly kms
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 months
Aaj insta par ek story post karne jaa raha hu I hope I don’t lose friends over this
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Why is Jeremy Strong in relationship with a WOMAN!??
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Sorry thodi si kharab ho gayi hai photo
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@TaseEnetophobia
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5 months
Me and my fake scenerios against the whole world
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Dimple bhabhi hatiye......
@JozuJoestar
IG:(Jozujoestar) 🇵🇦
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that one tweet u think about too often
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@TaseEnetophobia
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Kal pahli baar UP me Jagannath yatra dekhi
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@SrishtiAgr80524 Bhai she is 22 or sum and he too is around that
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4 months
Thoda kam weird lagne ke liye bol diya ik mai bohot desperate lag raha hu and she didn't missed a beat and said WHY
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
I think this fever will take me out
@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Tabiyat kharab 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 months
Always a Jain with horrible takes
@sansiddh
Sansiddh Jain
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One thing you'll notice about India's economic rise that was missing in China's is how we'll culturally assert ourselves. HanumanKind, Kala Chashma Trend & RRR all in last 2 years. All because of Internet. The great Chinese firewall prevents any such cultural interaction.
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Inshallah Monday se I'll start physics.
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@TaseEnetophobia
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2 months
If it makes you feel any better, I read it when I was 16😭😭
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@waitaminnie
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@TaseEnetophobia 😭 mummy ye merko phirse gaali de raaaaa 😭😭😭
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 months
Now watching
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2 months
Bought new shoes they are so pretty
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3 years
So freaking disappointed by #TheBatman 's post credit scene. Btw if anyone wondering what's the hidden websites name is, then its .
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@TaseEnetophobia
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3 years
Staring this for over 5 minutes. This feels like my victory. #NeerajChopra
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New pfp lessgooo
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@neunries
victoria
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please oomf… post another picture of that tree…
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@TaseEnetophobia
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@je_suis_banker @sheevaangii @mssakshinarula @riachops Bhai teri hairline bhi vacation pe chali gai wapis bula le
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