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Perry, level 33

@TankofJank

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Swer, Bi, Polyam, 💘 @AyliKatt . 1/3 @DirectDamCast . #HMSVU *laughs Griselbrandedly* he/him

SF Bay Area
Joined October 2010
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Perry, level 33
2 months
This person wins playmat of the day.
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Perry, level 33
2 months
@hothqueenofsnow It is a big loaf of naan.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
My wife!
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Perry, level 33
9 months
I hear we are casting spells not from our hand for free in Pioneer.
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Perry, level 33
3 years
9 years ago. Time freaking flies I swear.
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Perry, level 33
4 years
Crying at work. Don't mind me.
@MengelMinis
Mengel Miniatures
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Oh man, powerful stuff. 😢
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Well if this isn't just true.
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Perry, level 33
2 years
Gromp.
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Perry, level 33
4 years
One like = one head pat.
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Perry, level 33
6 years
Now that I can officially talk about it. I am getting married on the 27th of July 2019.
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Perry, level 33
2 years
Iykyk.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
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Perry, level 33
5 years
I did manage to snag this picture before the house was boarded up. I think it is very Bolas.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Y'all thought I was joking when I said banning men would improve Magic.
@_Elantris_
Athena
5 years
If this is true, it's one of the shittiest things I've heard of. Jeez Louise.
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Perry, level 33
3 years
That time I ran into April O'Neil at a Magic tournament.
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Perry, level 33
4 years
@BryanGo This is some Gerrymandering.
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Perry, level 33
4 years
8 years later. Time flies.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Should you ask some someone for nudes: Are they a sex worker? Ask their rates and don't wine if they are out of your budget. Are they your significant other/friend? Go for it, but don't force the issue. Respect boundaries. Are they a random person on the internet? No. Never.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Now with the correct hashtag. Look at this beauty Ken Yukuhiro is playing @ #PTNagoya @emmmzyne @MissMariapants
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Perry, level 33
2 years
I'm ready for Standard.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
When goblins become a deck in Modern. Reminder that this exists and is a human. #mtg #MTGModern #mtgm20
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Perry, level 33
7 years
This is the greatest thing I have ever had on a wall.
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Perry, level 33
10 months
It's @AyliKatt 's birthday today! One like = one birthday headpat.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
New kitten.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Time to play our first event as a married couple! 2HG M20 sealed. #MTGVegas
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Perry, level 33
5 years
I get married tomorrow! Will finally get to update my twitter bio!
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Perry, level 33
8 years
Did it. I finally did it. Woo! #MTGKLD #mtg
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Perry, level 33
2 years
@G3RRYT Sick Black Lotus.
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Perry, level 33
2 years
@makemagicplayer Magic player who says "Commander is cheaper because you only need 1 copy of a card" then buys 10 copies for their decks.
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Perry, level 33
1 year
On a date. Kinda nervous.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
I won got a thing. @YerFriendMolly and @meanvalakutgirl value tag. #MTGVegas
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Perry, level 33
2 months
Teaching some @Altered_TCG
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Perry, level 33
3 years
He was sleeping, I called him cute. Then this happened.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Hey look its MY VERY OWN HOUSE!
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Perry, level 33
5 years
My wife was a victim of sexual assault. You bet your ass I am going to fight to keep predators out of what is supposed to be a safe space. I will drop my best friends if I have to. There is no "lets all get along" mentality about it.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
So we are doing our best to enjoy the day, I will get back to people soon. I appreciate everyone who has reached out, RTd, donated. Anything to help. I am floored by the love and support from all of you.
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Perry, level 33
2 years
Different kind of #wizardmail today.
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Perry, level 33
1 year
Woke up and it wasn't just a dream. Passed my L2 test yesterday.
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Perry, level 33
2 months
@thejesguy Obviously this.
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Perry, level 33
4 years
Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights. While we are at it, the only person who should be deciding what do with a woman's body is that woman. This isn't up for debate.
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Perry, level 33
1 year
@masoneclark That's someone who has lost to things they never want to lose to again.
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Perry, level 33
4 years
Heck. It has been a whole year since I got to marry the person who keeps me being my best. I am so grateful and incredibly lucky to have such a smart, caring, and passionate companion. Here's to many more years together and a lifetime of happiness. 📸 @NettlesNThorns
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Can we go back to talking about how great it is that @AutumnLilyMTG won the Mythic Championship? That was the best.
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Perry, level 33
6 years
Was going through old photos and found this gem. Our first prerelease together. Good times.
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Perry, level 33
3 years
My first ever @MissouriMTG grab bag and it didn't disappoint.
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Perry, level 33
6 years
This poor doggo is sad and needs pets For every RT and Fav I will give him 1 pet.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
I'm sorry, I can't reply to anyone right now. My headspace is obviously not the best. The wedding is still on for today.
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Perry, level 33
3 years
Sometimes it be like that.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Also look at us. 😍
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Perry, level 33
2 years
Winner photo from Saturday.
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Perry, level 33
3 years
Laying in bed this morning, looking at my wife reading. Realizing I'll never understand the I hate my spouse jokes.
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Perry, level 33
27 days
Good day of double RCQs.
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Perry, level 33
2 years
Like this post if I should boop @AyliKatt on the snoot when I get home from work.
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Perry, level 33
2 months
Just going to leave these here and say that I support the HJ and TO ruling here. Does it suck? Yes. Is the frustration valid? Yes. Would I make the same call? Yes.
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@Stanley_2099
Stanley2099
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I am the player who was DQ'd from the RC yesterday. This is my story. If you think you know everything that happened, you don't. It's not a short: I laid my heart out on the page. Please consider giving it a read.
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Perry, level 33
3 years
You wish you could be as terrible as me.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Saw on FB, and I think @nicknprince needs a new tattoo.
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Perry, level 33
6 years
All sleeves should be matte sleeves. Don't @ me.
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Perry, level 33
6 years
This happened tonight. #mtg
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Perry, level 33
4 years
When white people say that rap isn't music, their racism starts showing.
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Perry, level 33
1 year
Taco Bell acquired. On our way to Oakland. @AyliKatt
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Perry, level 33
1 year
Hot take: Azula does not need a redemption.
@AvatarNews_
Avatar News
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Azula "faces her chance at redemption" in Avatar Studios' AZULA IN THE SPIRIT TEMPLE, coming September 26th, 2023
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Perry, level 33
1 year
@CeraGibson I've only been following you for about a month. If anyone expected anything but this level of close up, they haven't been paying attention.
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Perry, level 33
6 months
@ghirapurigears It has room for flavor text. So impressive.
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Perry, level 33
1 year
@CeraGibson Your makeup is on point.
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Perry, level 33
3 months
Day 2 of #photographMay features @KaylaDMTG .
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Perry, level 33
3 years
Look at my precious child. 😍
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Perry, level 33
2 years
Officially applied for a promotion. LFG!
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Perry, level 33
4 years
Got free girl scout cookies from @MissouriMTG . Katt was very excited, so we we went around and shared with friends. #MTGReno
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Perry, level 33
4 years
I have a mighty need! Love this @UltraProIntl .
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Ban men.
@masoneclark
Mason E-Sports Clark
5 years
Quote this tweet with the best idea you have to improve magic!
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Maybe, by the time you think about opening your mouth on what women should do with THEIR bodies, don't.
@StefanMolyneux
Stefan Molyneux, MA
5 years
Ladies, by the time you are 30, 90% of your eggs are dead. Get married young, have your babies, THEN have your career. You have 40 years to work if you want to, you only have a short time to have children. Listen to Mother Nature - she loves you and wants you to be happy. :)
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Decided to buy some packs at target the other day. Finally opened them, and got rewarded.
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Perry, level 33
4 years
Among Us is the best Battlestar Galactica video game.
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Perry, level 33
4 years
People wearing masks during a pandemic are way more attractive than those who don't.
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Perry, level 33
6 months
Got my first official name badge(technically second, but I never ended picking that one up and I am pretty sure it is lost in limbo).
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Perry, level 33
2 years
I hear you want some flex @HobbesQ . Here you go.
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Perry, level 33
4 years
There are two kinds of people. Ones who help service workers and ones who don't.
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Perry, level 33
4 years
Fuck. Walked in to people at work saying all lives matter. I don't have the patience for this.
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Perry, level 33
4 years
Thought of you @Kesswylie
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Perry, level 33
5 years
She may be a little demon, but those eyes melt me every time.
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Perry, level 33
2 months
Found a @QueenoCardboard . @HobbesQ value tag.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
I'm thankful to have my health, my wife, Kisa and at least Tai. This could have been worse.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
@BasicMountain @SaffronOlive I need to know if Guru Lands would play well in my deck though.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Got this wonderful care package from @UltraProIntl . ❤
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Perry, level 33
2 years
Found a page of #TinFins foils I forgot I had.
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Perry, level 33
3 years
Sleepy pup.
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Perry, level 33
1 year
Now only 1 test away from L2.
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Perry, level 33
5 months
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Perry, level 33
7 years
Got a picture with THE @DanaFischerMTG #gpsantaclara has been sweet.
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Perry, level 33
3 years
Found a judge packet I forgot about. 😂
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Perry, level 33
5 years
On a date. Should I be nervous?
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Perry, level 33
5 years
The babies are finally home. I'm going to go be a crying mess now.
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Perry, level 33
3 months
Spending some extra time in SF today enjoying Pier 39.
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Perry, level 33
3 years
One of these things is not like the others.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Got an email with a job offer from this interview already. 😁
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Perry, level 33
5 years
First interview down! 😁
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Perry, level 33
1 year
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Perry, level 33
5 years
In a happy tone, here is an updated picture of Jamie.
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Top 8'd a tournament for the first time in forever. Woo!
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Perry, level 33
5 years
Got this hecking cute wife! 😍
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Perry, level 33
11 months
Actually we are in a poly relationship.
@lorcananews
Lorcana TCG
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