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@Tandho_

3 months

just wins and losses.

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@____justsihle

3 months

Finally, this horrible month is over June photo dump 🤲🏾

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@Tandho_

21 days

ayikho into emnandi njengento e-wrong.

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@Tandho_

2 years

i used to think like this, until i realised that we’re all going through some shit — if you do need me though, just reach out and i’ll be there.

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2 years

Remember who checked on you when you were at rock bottom.

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1 year

if not me, then when? 😔

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1 year

Sekumele niphuze futhi kusasa?

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1 year

y’all asleep? i miss being in my girlfriend era — being loved on and constantly reminded of how much i am loved and appreciated, being held, getting forehead kisses, receiving gifts, and planning dates only to cancel them for cuddles 🥺

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@Tandho_

1 year

not having a car is such an inconvenience man.

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@Tandho_

1 year

decided to book a hotel for my birthday this week, but the person i wanted to go with is acting up — it’s too late to cancel and they’re not allowing me to postpone the booking 😩

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@Tandho_

1 year

intombazane ehlezi ibroke inesdina — it’s me, yimina intombazane.

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@Nkule__ usually it’s three days but some nail techs require more time for the soak off, and that takes about two days, roughly.

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1 year

i’ve seen this car so many times — i’ve went from wanting it, to needing it 😫

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1 year

The most beautiful song that has ever been made. 🥹

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1 year

i’m going through it — ngiya gowa, ngiya hamba, ngiya tsamaya, ngiyikho konke.

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2 years

izinkinga zami zonke zidinga imali.

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@Tandho_

2 years

i’m working on praying every single night before i go to bed — it’s so hard 😔

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@Tandho_

1 year

there’s absolutely nothing that anyone can do to me that will break me — i’m already broken and i’m fine with that ❤️

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@Tandho_

1 year

ingilimaze kakhulu lento ye submarine — angiboni ukuthi ngizokwazi ukuya emsebenzini namhlanje 😔

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@Tandho_

1 year

m a n i f e s t — to turn something from an idea into a reality.

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@Tandho_

1 year

11:11 an iPhone 14 Pro Max, a Ted Baker Bag, and a Daniel Wellington watch 🤲🏽✨

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1 year

vukani niyosebenza — nayithandazela, nayithola 🫵🏽

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@Tandho_

1 year

ubunyoni yinto ozalwa nayo — noma ungafunda, noma ungaba muhle, noma ungaba nemali, noma ungenzani, uzohlezi uyinyoni.

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@Tandho_

1 year

i’m not myself and i haven’t been for a while now — i’m not stressed or depressed, or anything of that sort, but something is off.

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@Tandho_

3 years

anyway, i turned 23 again today ✨

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@Tandho_

2 months

kungcono kuthiwa sesiyabuya manje emsebenzini.

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@Tandho_

1 year

leaving someone alone is also an act of love.

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@Jameca2011

1 year

Leaving someone alone that you love so much hurts so bad….🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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@Tandho_

2 months

i left my place in the afternoon to go buy a wors roll — now i’m drunk on my way back to my place without the wors roll 😭

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1 year

umuntu akabe nosuku olufana nendlela aphatha ngayo abanye abantu 🖤

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@Tandho_

1 year

the drinker. the drink.

not interested 🫶🏾

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1 year

The drinker The drink

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@Tandho_

3 years

@Athee_Mas okay, leave the house for drinks at gemelli, got it

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@Tandho_

4 years

UKZN is hosting a virtual graduation ceremony on SABC 3 today. If they use our student card photos, please keep in mind that this is how I look now. Thanks 🙃

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@Tandho_

26 days

an away game with a loanee who has no buy option clause, a 0% wage contribution, and has also passed all medicals 😪

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@Tandho_

2 years

Black Coffee & Bucie > Heavy K & Mpumi > Kelvin Momo & Babalwa M >

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2 years

Black Coffee and Bucie used to make such great music

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@Tandho_

2 years

@BeefWithMeForev south beach taxis nokudedela ubassline kaMandoza 😭

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@Tandho_

4 years

@Wandile_M09 @Sam_Makgoshing @mafirongubs @MbasaNjikela @Mthigo_ 😂 for the first time in history, this statement is true and is used correctly 😂😂

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@Tandho_

5 years

a guy that i liked found out that i liked him, and his response was: "i like you, but don't let that get to your head" and he walked away

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@Tandho_

1 year

yini lena esiyiphuthuma emsebenzini ngo 08:00 engeke iyenzeke ngo 11:30? 🤧

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@Tandho_

3 years

a tribal war? why would you insinuate that these actions, clearly pointing out a civil war, are as a result of tribalism?

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@Tandho_

1 year

ayikho into emnandi edlula i-groove 😫

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@Tandho_

1 year

manje nonke ni in love? kwaze kwanyanyisa-ke 😒

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@Tandho_

1 year

checked in — thanks for the advice.

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@Tandho_

11 months

nvm — turns out i have stomach ulcers.

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@Tandho_

1 year

this one is my ride or die, i can feel it in my stomach ✨

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11 months

@LondekaM_ 😭😭 khahlela leyo ngane

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@Tandho_

1 year

@Nkule__ i don’t have hoes on standby Nkule 🫠

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@Tandho_

11 months

i sent my superior a message in the morning asking whether i ‘have to’ arrive at 7:30 today since i’m invigilating in the afternoon for 2.5 hours — she replied with a long vn, i didn’t open it 😂 i just got up and got ready for work.

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@Tandho_

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D I M A

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4 months

Your pic holding an iPhone by the mirror

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11 months

mawungenayo imali, yonke into iyacika.

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@Tandho_

2 years

it’s match day.

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@Tandho_

1 year

haibo sis? ubukuphi last weekend sihlukanisa unyaka 😳

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1 year

Seniyiqalile yini festive eThekwini? Noma kudlalwa ngami?

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@Tandho_

2 years

eight films to get to know me: 1. Harry Potter & Sorcerer’s Stone 2. HP & The Chamber of Secrets 3. HP & The Prisoner of Azkaban 4. HP & The Goblet of Fire 5. HP & The Order of the Phoenix 6. HP & The Half Blood Prince 7. HP & The Deathly Hallows 1 8. HP & The Deathly Hallows 2

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2 years

8 films to get to know me: • Game Night • Moana • Without Remorse • How To Be Single • Entergalactic • John Wick 2 & 3 • Bad Boys 2 • Pitch Perfect (all of them)

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@Tandho_

2 years

can’t believe i have to speak all day tomorrow and beg little people to do their work all day 😫

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@Tandho_

1 year

nine seconds.

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1 year

5. Post a 6 sec video of you or a selfie

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@Tandho_

2 years

so sad that bill gates from Malawi is no longer coming to South Africa 💔

Ambuye Finale 🇲🇼

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2 years

I never want to visit RSA after watching that clip of AKA being murdered mercilessly like that💔

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@Tandho_

1 year

ngathi ngingalala u-ten months — ngivuke senginomuzi eHillcrest, neBMW X2, ne million kwi account yami 😔

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@Tandho_

1 year

women belong in the kitchen 🫵🏽

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1 year

I am flabbergasted.

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@Tandho_

11 months

ayingacelani imali this month — ngisuke ngingedwa mangabe sezingibhala kanje kwi board 😖

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@Tandho_

1 year

@CebileRShandu perfect plan, thank you 😊

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1 year

@Athabzz i live for this kind of banter 😭😭🤌🏽

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@Tandho_

3 years

november photo dump — serving looks, booze and food 🍂

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@Tandho_

2 years

i hate that sudden overwhelming feeling of sadness, that just hits you from nowhere.

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@Tandho_

2 years

i need a W — i’ve had enough L’s.

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@Tandho_

3 years

@Maleratom_1 @__Modhanalo i think the point that Modhanalo is making here is that ngeke ufunde mangabe abantu bekuhleka uma kukhona ongakwazi – the environment has to be conducive for you to learn, so long as people belittle you for not knowing something then they aren't teaching you anything.

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@Tandho_

4 years

i just bought myself an iphone 11, i haven't received my salary as yet but i have a positive balance in my account, and i just bought myself two of my favourite bottles of bevs to celebrate – i am smiling and i am happy ✨

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@Tandho_

3 years

Malang Sarr & Saúl Ñíguez have considerably improved imo – i’m impressed #CarabaoCup

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@Tandho_

5 years

@samnyakudya @Hlehle_Lupindo 😂 bathi inational breakfast

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8 days

umuntu o-appreciative is everything 🖤

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@Tandho_

1 year

today is going to be a good day. today is going to be a good day. today is going to be a good day. today is going to be a good day. today is going to be a good day.

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@Tandho_

4 years

cela nithi hooray! 👏🏽

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4 years

Busta 929 dropped last week Friday 🔥 I'm also dropping this Friday 🔥🚀

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@Tandho_

2 years

if it’s Lee, then i’m gents.

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2 years

I think our fav is pregnant 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭, the gents are going to die.

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2 months

Sewe is spiritual — Kelvin Momo those are not bangers, those are prayers man 🖤

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@Tandho_

2 years

i still can’t believe i’m officially debt-free 🥺 i took a leap of faith beginning of the year and it turned out to be a blunder, ended up fumbling 25K and it went downhill from there — six months later, i’m back on my feet again 😊

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@Tandho_

2 years

okay you have a point — but is Smaki short for Smakade? 😭

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2 years

Dating someone who is not romantic and kind probably feels like jail. “ I don’t believe in Valentine’s Day”. “ Everyday is Valentine’s Day for us”😭. Yilwa ngam Smaki

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@Tandho_

1 year

a few hours — i was hired on the spot and i got a promoted as supervisor on the same day 😫 my job was to scam clients, i went out for lunch and i didn’t go back.

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1 year

What's the shortest time you ever worked for a company?

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@DekaDladla nazoke 😂 akukhali ma-break up lana

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4 years

@ashleeybanks_ usuke le kini khona uzowisa amapali abantu 😭😭😭😭😂

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@Tandho_

11 months

we have the same 24 hours 🙂

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@Tandho_

1 year

@Hunnay95 yeahhh, that sounds like a plan

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@Tandho_

20 days

@LWavezzz 😂 this killed me, no way! 🤣

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@Tandho_

2 years

i don’t know if this thread is true or not — but i enjoyed reading every bit of it, and it lifted my mood 😂😂😂

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@uGugulethu__

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I’m talking about both of us preparing for “work” and this guy asking me to answer his phone because he’s still in the shower, at OUR place, I answered and “Sbusiso” with a girly voice spoke before I could even say greet and said “ngise mall ke, awuphenduli ku WhatsApp”…

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5 months

went on a date today — came back hungry 😭

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@Tandho_

1 year

a moment for South Africa but the video is not available in my location 😡

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What a moment for South Africa 💥 (via @FOXSoccer )

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@Tandho_

1 year

going to work every morning.

#BecomingMrsM †♡

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1 year

What are you starting to dislike more as you get older?

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@Tandho_

1 year

prayer really works — i’ve never doubted God’s ability 🖤

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@Tandho_

2 years

i don’t have a driver’s license. i don’t have a car. i don’t have an apartment. i don’t have a secured job — ngiyimina nje 🙂

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@Tandho_

11 months

@ThebeMot this is dark 🫢

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@Tandho_

1 year

sengijahe ukubuya ntanbama ngizolala 😞

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@Tandho_

1 year

Hall in for Chillwell and Badiashile instead of Colwill.

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1 year

Chelsea might just be cooking up a great meal 🔥

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@Tandho_

2 years

financially? isimo sami sib’cayi.

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@Tandho_

2 years

the storm is over.

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@Tandho_

1 year

careers and career choices bo-darly — abanye bavukile bayasebenza, silele thina 🤟🏽

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@Tandho_

1 year

i will say this again, for those that didn’t hear it the first time — ubunyoni yinto ozalwa nayo, ngisho noma ungabanani noma ungenzani, uzohlezi uyinyoni.

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@Tandho_

2 years

that Hyundai i30N is a sight for sore eyes — what a sexy machine 😍

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@Tandho_

2 years

i hate asking for help cause i don’t like how people make me feel whilst helping or after receiving the help — i’d much rather i suffer in silence.

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@Tandho_

2 years

the shortest month of the year felt like the longest month — how is it still February? 😳

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@Tandho_

2 years

uwedwa mtase ❤️

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@Tandho_

2 years

season 2, episode 1.

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2 years

JUST-IN: Health minister Dr Joe Phaahla announces the first case of monkey pox detected in South Africa.

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@Tandho_

1 year

my biggest mistake was wearing a fedora hat to work today — my learners have been calling me Zorro all day 😫

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@Tandho_

1 year

money, zaka, chelete, chankura, inkece, imali 🤌🏽

𝐴𝑦𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑎 ♈︎

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1 year

What do you want this week?

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@Tandho_

3 years

no parent deserves to bury their child, let alone two children – RIP Mfundiso & Nqubeko Khumalo 😔🕊

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@Tandho_

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#SouledOutSession29April --- The kid with the most vibes 🙌 | @bhabhalong @EuphoricKlan

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@Tandho_

3 years

@Si_Lungile @cyrilzuma 😂😂😂 igama liyawavusa, isbongo siyawapholisa

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@Tandho_

1 year

11:11 an iPhone 14 Pro Max, a Ted Baker Bag, and a Daniel Wellington watch 🤲🏽✨

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@Tandho_

2 years

i don’t know where people get the impression that i wanna have a child — i literally skip meals and only eat when i’m quarter to fainting, how will i take care of someone else when i can barely take care of myself 😫

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@Tandho_

4 years

@sino_ntusikazi this makes so much sense and i hate it 😭😭

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