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Taleth Phaulkon

2 years

Lost Then Found - Chapter Thirteen by @TalethP has been posted to #wattpad

Read Chapter Thirteen from the story Lost Then Found by Taleth with 26,096 reads. sapphic, lesbianromance, romance. A m...

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4 years

Sorry if I am distant today. Sometimes I lose myself and I don't know where I've gone.

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@thickdumbass @milfreplyguy Because female characters don't get nearly the same amount of character development or importance that the male characters do, they're window dressing, so they're super boring and uninteresting and the romance isn't really compelling or convincing.

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@sgrickyy @Dreadful4Tymes As a Jewish person, just want to chime in that the passage you're all referring to in the Old Testament (aka the bastardized version of the Torah) is actually a mistranslation by Christians. It's not about homophobia in the original text either. Christians just made it out to be.

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@polyamgeekgirl @SheRatesDogs This is truuuuue. My ex boyfriend would continuously flirt and hit on me whenever I was dating a woman, but when I told him I was dating a guy he would stop and suddenly respect my relationship.

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@thickdumbass @milfreplyguy So the boy characters, who do get to be important and do get character development, get to grow together and their relationship develops until it's just... on a different level

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7 years

@SICKOFWOLVES @AndrewKirell Sounds like something a wolf would say 🤔

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5 years

A lot is happening right now

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3 years

Feels like I don't even know how to talk to people anymore.

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3 years

the key to my heart is just bringing me coffee and/or food without me asking

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5 years

People always want me to give a fuck and it's exhaustiiiing. I cannot give even half a fuck. A fraction of a fuck. A millimeter of a fuck. A nanometer of a fuck. A molecule of a fuck. An atom of a fuck. A quark of a fuck. A fuck of a fuck.

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5 years

I'm gonna marry a Filipino woman.

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3 years

@blu3wall @MoonPrismOpal @womenpostingws Why are you in love with someone who enjoys harming (or attempting to harm) other people? Like you realize that's super immature and makes them a bad person, right?

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5 years

She told me she loved me and I asked her why she'd do something so stupid

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4 years

Sex then coffee

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5 years

Meet my girlfriend

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5 years

I feel like we're living in the season 1 finale of The Walking Dead where the big twist is that we're all already infected with COVID-19. Just most of us are asymptomatic.

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3 years

New baby boy just dropped

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2 years

@lil__damzy @sgrickyy @Dreadful4Tymes I mean according to your mistranslated, heavily edited version of the original text (which is written in a language you can't read), yes true.

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@polyamgeekgirl @SheRatesDogs I also literally dumped him like a day after meeting the woman that would become my girlfriend lol like he should've been worried about the girlssss

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4 years

@tashakaminsky I had a (Jewish) supervisor at work tell me I "don't count" because my mom converted to Judaism 🙃 then later my (Jewish + adopted) coworker rolled her eyes and said, "having a tattoo in Hebrew doesn't mean [supervisor] can say who is and isn't Jewish 🙄" made me feel better!

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3 years

@RealLifeRickS @SydneyBattle This is the kind of thing you believe when you're maybe six years old.

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5 years

One time I was having sex and this girl was doing a good job so I moaned out her name... but I had never done that before?? So she STOPPED WHAT SHE WAS DOING, POPPED HER HEAD UP TO LOOK AT ME, AND WAS LIKE "yeah? What??"

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4 years

My writing process:

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5 years

Mmm nothing tastes better than self respect

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5 years

Think I broke your heart and cut myself on the shards

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4 years

Hi all! I love seeing how excited you got over the new chapter ☺️ really appreciate that you're still here and reading even though I take a long time to update. so the readers can have a little Alex's Girl art, as a treat. (commissioned from the talented @bibinella94 )

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6 years

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2 years

Chapter 13 will be posted on Saturday, February 25th at 12pm EST.

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5 years

I'm feeling very..... gay

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3 years

@London8597 @nytimes You should be ashamed of your lack of empathy. Is it that hard to say something like "may he rest in peace" and then just go on with your day?

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2 years

Okay I'm officially ready! Tomorrow (02/03/23) 12pm EST

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2 years

Omw to the gay bar I hope the girls like my matching beanie

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5 years

@jbfritz23 @emileighsrose Judging by this guy's Twitter timeline his "girlfriend" is a cam girl he thinks he's in a real relationship with

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4 years

Chapter Ten of Lost Then Found has been published to Wattpad: Lost Then Found - Chapter Ten by @TalethP #wattpad

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5 years

“You know one day you’re going to have to do this by yourself.” “But I like it when you do it.” (art by the incredible @bibinella94 )

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5 years

@VVanGone "social distancing" = you mean... regular life?

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2 years

POV: your fav lesbian book updates on wattpad after 2 years but it's also everyone else's fav lesbian book so the site is overrun with excited lesbians and crashes

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7 years

@SICKOFWOLVES @AndrewKirell Oh! Okay makes sense.

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4 years

@laila112015 @DreamWorksSheRa Catra is all of us

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2 years

@MaggieLynn1954 @nytimes Isn't this just the "no true scotsman" fallacy

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3 years

H'lo

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4 years

@MichaelaOkla Honestly the bikini + cactus one is brave

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4 years

😌 💅

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2 years

@Maryjan33962416 @EmmaVigeland Isn't the burden of proof on him to prove he is one (spoiler alert: he can't prove it because it's not true)

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6 years

Alex sits at her desk, her brow furrowing as she squints at the computer screen. She scrolls. She scrolls some more. The more she scrolls, the more that brow is furrowed. She sits back, befuddled, and asks, "Why do people comment 'daddy' on all of my dialogue?"

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3 years

Lol why am I so bad to responding to nice things people say to me. My friend just texted me that she misses me so I was gonna text back "miss you too!" But then I was like, WAIT IS THAT TOO MUCH? And then just sent a heart emoji.

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5 years

@emrazz "Aim higher than being rich on a leash" holy shit

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3 years

Chapter 12:

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5 years

I'm running out of coffee

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4 years

@every_lesbian

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Wish you were here

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4 years

Lost Then Found is almost at half a million reads 🕺

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4 years

The sexual tension between Val's only brain cell and Alex's only brain cell

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7 years

That high you get from making her laugh

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8 years

@Strange_Animals @Mysterynig this entire thread is so funny! They call liberals "fragile snowflakes" yet can't handle TRUE facts abt moths 😂

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Taleth Phaulkon

@TalethP

2 years

Lost Then Found - Chapter Twelve by @TalethP #wattpad

Lost Then Found - Chapter Twelve

Read Chapter Twelve from the story Lost Then Found by Taleth with 16,963 reads. gay, queer, sapphic. The Sterlings rare...

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4 years

@GailSimone @ElderScrolls It's really awkward when you marry her and she still insists on calling you "shield-sister". No I'm your shield-WIFE.

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4 years

Something cute happened today. I was watching the news with my mom and she must've read something on her phone because she suddenly looks up and goes "oh, Tal, it's pride month?" And I'm like, "yeah" And she leans over and hugs me and kisses me on the cheek 😭

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2 years

Not me WRITING MY BOOK.

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3 years

Will I ever have abs again, I wonder, as I order a chocolate milkshake.

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5 years

Remember this? Lesbians remember.

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4 years

Val chapters 1-10: I'm a boss ass bitch don't fuck with me 😎 Val chapter 11: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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2 years

@erinmhk @d_bird2323 I don't know why this exchange showed up on my timeline as I don't follow either of you, but Travis is clearly a fucking weirdo lol

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8 years

😏

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6 years

You don't get to decide how your actions make other people feel.

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2 years

@DireUnicorn @Ame0baRepublic @greenfuzz @erinbiba I mean they also collaborated with the Nazis and handed over their Jews pretty quickly, it's well documented and something their government has apologized for.

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4 years

Chapter 10 is with the betas 👀

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3 years

If anyone wanted an update on the kitten I got my dad...

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4 years

Look mom I did it 😭

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4 years

Hello Everyone! Chapter Eleven is up on Wattpad. Please enjoy. Lost Then Found - Chapter Eleven by @TalethP #wattpad

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4 years

See what I have to deal with 😑

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2 years

Chapter is with the betas. It's in fate's hands now 🙏🏼

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3 years

Patience is at zero today, beware my claws.

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2 years

Chapter Twelve is feeling like a Friday (EST) drop.

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3 years

cOmInG oUt Of mY cAgE aNd I'vE beEn dOiNg jUsT FIIINE

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1 year

Put this on the back on my book as a blurb

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5 years

If I've learned anything from Wattpad it's that the Philippines are full of lesbians with great taste in books.

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4 years

Figured out how chapter 13 starts better get started ✌️

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3 years

Hello it's my birthday

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7 years

Knowledge is power, but sometimes I'd rather not know.

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Fuuuuuck u n u and uuuuu

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My beautiful Italian date just told me her deep dark family secret which is that her family used to be in the mafia. I was like girl you're not gonna ✨ believe ✨ what I'm about to tell you

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Bday

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2 years

Emotional support writing assistant

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4 years

Literally anyone: hey you should read/watch this thing Me: is it gay

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2 years

😌✌🏼

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4 years

Twitter poets are very horny for the moon

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3 years

I so desperately wanted to do a "New Chapter of Lost Then Found just dropped!!" April Fool's tweet but I genuinely think one of you would find a way to murder me.

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7 years

Started working on Chapter 9

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2 years

She's a 10 but she hasn't updated her book in two years

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5 years

@BluthX @Sunknightmusic @thistallawkgirl @IngrahamAngle Kind of you to think he has a girlfriend

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2 years

One day I'm going to take every cheesy, cliche romance trope on Wattpad and use them to write a terrible book for fun. It'll be called something like, "In love with my vampiric teacher who is also my brothers fiance!!"

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4 years

THIS IS FUCKING CUTE I LOVE IT