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Here to tweet tv thoughts into the void. Occasional rants from academia. she/her

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@TVinthewoods
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6 months
AND WATCH HIM MURDER HIS FRIENDS AND WATCH HIM MURDER HIS FRIENDS AND WATCH HIM MURDER HIS FRIENDS AND WATCH HIM MURDER HIS FRIENDS AND WATCH HIM MURDER HIS FRIENDS AND WATCH HIM MURDER HIS FRIENDS AND WATCH HIM MURDER HIS FRIENDS AND WATCH HIM MURDER HIS FRIENDS #TheTraitorsUS
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@TVinthewoods
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Ugggghhhhh I’m devastated but “did you do it” “I did” was instantly iconic #survivor
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We’ve been robbed of Lindsay clowning on Jonathan all season #survivor
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8 months
I didn’t even realize Julie was on Instagram before this week but this is an iconic post 💅🏻
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@TVinthewoods
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TBH this is the only old survivor vs new era survivor twitter beef that I care to see on my timeline
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2 years
Drea whenever the show implies she might have a bond with one of these people #survivor
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8 months
Hahahahahaha hahahahhahaha JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 year
I love living in the age of these monarchies
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1 year
A #SurvivorAU legend in the making. When she deadpan said that Simon would cry when voted out with another idol 💀 💀 💀
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2 years
I love how Rob has been using season 43 pods to get the deep dives CBS denied us from season 42 😈 still a master strategist #RHAP
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The entire cast of Traitors US before the reunion.
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survivor out of context
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#survivor panama e13
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8 months
Why haven’t I seen this on my timeline at least one thousand times?
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1 year
Awwww this is actually so cute though 😢🥰🥰🥰 #survivorAU
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Can’t wait for these three to have giant statue heads on #SurvivorAU Island of the Idols
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Imagine explaining that you 3-D printed a bunch of #survivor puzzles to her
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I love evil Tika 3 (Yanu) ((complimentary)) #survivor
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1 year
This pic will never get old #bb25
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@Brian_Scally
Brian Scally
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Izzy: “Am I brainwashed by Cirie? Should I be worried?” Cirie’s son: “No” Izzy: “Ok good I knew I could trust her” #BB25
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Simon and George at Hayley’s wedding 🥹 I might be in Australian Survivor withdrawals
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Wow I can’t believe Zach would spoil us on the final 3 of Second Chances 2 before the season is even announced #survivor
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@zachwurt
Zach Wurtenberger🎺
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The best part of #survivor , for me, has been the incredible friends I’ve made. And of these friends, @claire_rafson is the best of the best of the best. It goes behind the show. She’s met my family. I’ve met hers. I sometimes forget that I know her from Survivor and not BBYO.
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4 months
In what is certainly the best storyline in Survivor 46, I am most intrigued/weirded out by Jeff’s obsession with handing it to Venus.
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We've come full circle #Survivor #Survivor46
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2 years
I hope Dwight feels proud for proving his #survivor bona fides by continuing to lie in exit interviews 😂
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Truly no disrespect to them but they’ll never be Lulu. #survivor
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1 year
My only archetype representation is the exact moment Lisa Welchel was hiding by the well crying because there were too many people on her six-person tribe.
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Who are the 3 past survivors who best fit into your archetype? Here are mine, all icons!
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HOLY SHITTTTT!!! #SurvivorAU Also, am I wrong or were these two the biggest winners of the night?
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2 years
Give them the giant island of the idol heads #survivor
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5 months
“Was it a bad experience? It’s bad when I think about it but when I don’t think about it it’s not bad.” -Jess Chong, premerge icon #Survivor
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1 year
JUSTICE FOR JAIME’S EDIT. (Jonathan who? Ozzy who?)
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@DaltonRoss
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Danny Massa takes us inside his #Survivor44 bromance with Brandon that put him squarely on Carolyn's hit list.
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3 months
I see your Jeff Kent tax posts and raise you…
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Me: trying to finish packing for a trip. Season 42: Omar is guessing types of soda on live while Lydia roasts him. #survivor42
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Jeanine is really so underrated… everything she does is so funny/iconic #survivor
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Scenes from Simon realizing that going to Jury Villa was the best thing that could possibly happen to him. #SurvivorAU
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1 year
This past year I’ve learned that stan twitter is awful, toxic, etc and we shouldn’t actually stan people. However, I’m dangerously close to changing my profile pic, renaming my account Queen Slayley, and just generally never shutting up about Hayley Leake #SurvivorAU
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2 years
Nothing to say but YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS (I genuinely think RHAP deep dives are the reason I got so hooked into survivor)
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4 months
Survivor question… is there a good example of someone who won (or maybe just missed FTC but would have won) who disliked the majority of their tribe but had convinced them otherwise? Like the jury thought they were friends but they weren’t?
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This season has a theme and it is Matthew Island because they’re all playing in his game design and we should respect that. Survivor 44: Matthew Island.
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@RicardFoye A true Shan stan should never say or even think those things. So sorry for the hate you’re receiving Ricard. Rooting for you to win the whole thing now! ♥️
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gotta say I feel kinda bad for Daniel with all this post game analysis. Like he obviously was doing well socially and strategically up until Chanelle lost her vote. And yea then he couldn’t recover and imploded but still! It’s not like he was playing terribly from jump #Survivor
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Lol not Bruce popping up again tweeting about survivor like he was here all along 👀
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Hearing that Brandon failed to split voted because he was absorbed in painting the flag … iconic. I stan. More people should focus on island crafts.
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Dwight deserved a better boot episode. He seems like a delight. And the whole cast deserved a better episode that showed dynamics. #survivor
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@RicardFoye Literally Ameerah every time she speaks about BB
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The Tika 3’s undeniably incredible story doesn’t overcome this season’s flawed storytelling for me. The Jalapao 3’s arc was so satisfying because we also knew who they were up against, what their dynamics were, and how votes came together. All of that has been obscured in 44 IMO
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@Drea_Wheeler I feel like we were robbed of the Hai/Drea skincare ponderosa episode and I’ll never recover 😫
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Lauren told Jeff to STFU while he’s torturing her —what an icon. #survivor
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Hi @robcesternino just wanted to thank you for the survivor pods this week. I don’t love all the twists, but was low key dreading a really negative week. But you expertly kept it fun and struck the perfect balance between critique and still enjoying a fun, imperfect show!
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His shtick should probably be wearing thin by now but damn I still love this man.
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So many people out here lying but not HER!!! #survivor
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I couldn’t read this past the insane “season 41 is in 38TH PLACE” take 🤬🤬🤬🤬 (lol from the guy that left Davie off the survivor nerds list)
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Omg omg this is not a drill 🚨 wake up claim to fame hive 🚨!! Cc @robcesternino @jennyautumn
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I genuinely don’t know how to process Nina vs Hayley. Like…I’m agitated! Is there a survivor therapist I can speak with to work out my feelings? #survivorAU
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Vecepia is the best christian on survivor because in episode 3 she says she draws strength from Jesus but y’all can look at the stars for strength if you want.
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I hope @robcesternino is happy because that Gabler podcast was so good I now want one for every player/winner/season lol (but seriously, thank you Rob!)
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I know everyone already said some version of this but dalton ross putting SJDS at FORTY beneath even REDEMPTION ISLAND is unconscionable and he should be stripped of Survivor press privileges and I don’t think I’m being extreme!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hear me out… what if everyone unionized?? NOW IS THE TIME. You CAN vote out Jeff Probst together #survivor
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As US people pile on board the #survivorAU train it kind of feels like Shannon Guss was hosting a small/amazing party and now all of her friends of friends are hearing about it and showing up and crowding into her house and she’s like yes yes I know it’s a great party!
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. @ShannonGaitz and @Chappells_Show pictured here after the #RHAP draft
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In #Survivor44 you should really just accept it’s like playing the slots and focus 100% on making everyone love you while you all gamble so that you can get their jury votes at the end… the only thing that hasn’t changed (yet)
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@stephenfishbach @robcesternino @QMB_4 Oh I’m so ready for Q Has a Podcast #QHAP
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Tacha with an iconic exit #TheChallenge37
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@WheresDavie If I had a dollar for every time I’ve said “As the great Sandra Diaz-Twine would say…”
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IMO every single final tribal winner can be explained by the fact that Survivor is fundamentally a social game at the end. That goes for the results we like and the ones we don’t.
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@TVinthewoods
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These three though 🥰🥰
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Truly, she manifested this #survivor
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I love seeing the spoilers of the co-winners of survivor second chances 2
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@giangyhai @JeanineZheng Seriously. What is Biden’s plan to get Jeanine into the numbers!
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Thinking about how robbed we were of Claire and Jaime being on Soka together post “swap” #survivor
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I love Jaime so freaking much #Survivor #Survivor44
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Sandra’s comment on Sam’s insta. I will never forget the knowing glance they shared in one of the premerge tribals … two queens that gave us so so much this season #SurvivorAU
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@giangyhai Can you ask him when the international seasons will be back on P+ ?? 🤣🤣🤣
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Liz is watching Pia’s season so I’m going to (re)watch Pia’s season 💅
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@itweetdavie Casting probably goes without saying. And personally, I prefer the lack of outright horrible people. The main thing though (which was only in 42, so fingers crossed) is the jury speaks in the finale!! I would love that in absolutely every season.
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3 years
How I look at anyone saying X*nder was robbed. #survivor
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The Venus tentative move to comfort Liz and then quickly abandoning that plan is my favorite Venus moment of the entire season lmao #survivor
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VENUS SHXHJDJDJJX #SURVIVOR
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Whoever said that Simon is a nerd in a jock’s body was so right lol and that’s why he’s an incredible character #survivorAU
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I just can’t get over how Survivor superfan Izzy ended up on Big Brother instead and somehow came away with CIRIE EFFING FIELDS as a BFF
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@survivorcbs Turn back time and put her back in the game!! ⌛️ 🔨
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S/o to drop your buffs on Instagram… I am now making this image my entire personality
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“maybe your leadership will be enough to… wrangle people.” In the most uninspired voice possible 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #survivor
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Me after trying to watch #BB25
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Honestly, just watching Big Brother is harder than playing Survivor #BB25
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@AMikeBloomType For at least one of those “hunks” (name rhymes with schmo) I’m climbing out the window and RUNNING far away from whatever circumstances landed me in this situation
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Traitors Reunion winners: CIRIE, KATE, RACHEL, MICHAEL Losers: literally everyone else. Embarrassing. #traitors #traitorsUS
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All I can think in this reward is @tiffanyseely deserved bigger and better fish last season #survivor
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@classicallygia All my faves are already on here so I have to choose our international queen
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Australian Survivor recap Rob Cesternino might be my favorite Rob Cesternino
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This is so depressing because you just know there are cerebral strategic confessionals on the cutting room floor 😞 my theory is Nina is so tight with some of the meat tray that it kind of ruins the show’s narrative of the meat tray being one dominant group 🤔 #survivorau
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@BitterJurorsPod Gonna make this pic my whole personality now thank you 💕
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I need greatest survivor contestant of all time Hannah Rose to never leave Instagram.
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@DrAmandaR Jerri in the Drop Your Buffs comments to prove you right 👀
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Yessss it’s here it’s happening this is huge we needed this!! Also 👀 Shannon with the social game clapping for Liana #RHAP
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@paramountplus helllllllooo where is Australian survivor … here yesterday gone today?! What gives??
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Not that anyone was doubting @BriceIzyah ’s talent but damn how is he so good first talking to Rob’s frozen camera and then talking to no one when Rob’s power goes out?! Such a star. #RHAP
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@AndyHerren @Brian_Scally Society if Kass rightfully won Cagayan and teamed up with Tyson in Winners at War
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@gotnothingforya And funny how there was plenty of footage of Shan listening … we mostly just heard men saying she wasn’t listening. In this case I have yet to see evidence of Jonathan listening to women hmmmmmmmm
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Some personal news: I’m now midway through my first season of Australian #Survivor (s4) and it’s amazing. Related, am I obsessed with Australians now?! Cc @ShannonGaitz #RHAP
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Whenever @ShannonGaitz mentions talking about survivor with people like Omar and Maryanne off mic I’m just like … can we hear that on a pod too? Can Shannon do like five survivor pods a week?! Does she need sleep? 😬 #abakalypse
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@shantelmsmith Me trying to figure out how all of your moves are perfect and definitely not ever mistakes. #Shanstan
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@stephenfishbach Far be it from me to predict Q but I really think he would be a Kenzie vote if Maria isn’t there — a Yanu win would be a bit of a Q win!
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🔎 trying to spot @ShannonGaitz in the audience to see if her plan to save US Survivor went through 🔎
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OH MY GOD. I genuinely think this would solve all of my problems forever.
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