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lord papí 🤠🦋

1 year

The next time a man asks me what these hands do, I’m gonna send him this video and say “collect money” because that’s really what I do out here in these findom streets! 🤭

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4 months

@jordynceIeste Men are always telling us to make our own spaces, and are also mad when we do make our own spaces (because they can’t make everyone uncomfortable). They are genuinely upset when they don’t get the chance to violate women, it’s pathological cruelty at this point. We need more

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@womenpostingws So succinct, yet a powerful counter. 100/10, no notes!!

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@TheMcKenziest It feels especially surreal to have to go to work or do mundane things considering the climate is at it’s breaking point and it could delete us all from the earth within decades 😭

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@lmTheReasonWhy She’s doing too much because $85 for a full set??? At that length??? With designs too??? In THIS economy??? Is a steal!!!

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@mckinneykelsey It’s kind of crazy how many boomers have more than enough money to retire but CHOOSE to continue to work. It’s ironic how the generation with the most wealth continue to be workaholics as if them retiring would automatically strip them of their money :/

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@gaialect It gives major “peaked in high school” vibes fr

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5 months

@seIfiedump This makes me think of that famous tweet that was like “you could say you love waffles, but then somehow someone will assume you hate pancakes when that’s a completely different sentence”. Context clues and reading in between the lines is a lost art 😭

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3 months

@kirahworld None of the ants are alcoholics at least lmaooo

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4 months

@emilykmay If you even THINK you need to do this… just leave his ass sis 😭😭😭

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@aisling206 What’s crazy is that most women aren’t even asking for much. Most of them want someone who will be kind to them and actually do their fair share of housework/splitting bills, but even that is too much to ask.

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4 months

@Playm8z Imagine thinking being divorced is worse than being unalived…

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2 months

@samah_fadil This shouldn’t be this funny but it is because it’s so real lmfaoooo

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4 months

@INDIEWASHERE But she’s literally flirting with you by liking your story bae… she wants you!!

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4 months

@itsmegangraves Men genuinely think women exist to be sexy, but only for them. And then they act confused when she’s sexy by her own accord 🤣

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@nhoodpublicist The dad is so emotionless… I’m glad the kid still felt joy but this was still sad ☹️. It doesn’t take much to emotionally support and validate your kids!

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3 months

@UGLYROLEMODEL The way that the masses have completely accepted the “heat waves” over the last few decades instead of being freaked out that global warming is rearing its ugly head at us is wild tbh

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4 months

@bartleby_era It’s really telling how he automatically assumes this woman wants him for his money when all she did was invite him out to coffee. It tells me that he can’t ever invite someone out without an ulterior motive. Gross. He deserves to be lonely, friendless, and single.

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4 months

@lisakhat_ No fr because is this the normal straight woman experience or are y’all just incredibly “pick me”? 😭

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4 months

@AmeriKraut I genuinely think a lot of male rappers don’t like that she is a girls’ girl who refuses to subjugate or pit women against each other. She’s a star in her own regard, there’s no competition!

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4 months

@ragggot The doubling down is DIABOLICAL 😭😭😭

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4 months

@zarmaaaaa You’ll tell a man you’re going through it and he’ll deadass suggest s3x as something to cheer you up 💀

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@lovedoveclarke It’s just the prefrontal cortex fully developing honestly. The older I get, the more repulsed I get at forced physical intimacy of any kind without someone getting to know me and my mind first.

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@glamdemon2004 He honestly should’ve stuck to comedy/reality tv smh 😭 he could’ve just been a funny icon!!!

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4 months

@aprettygirlll11 Women who see everyone and everything as a competition are so exhausting and insufferable 💀

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4 months

@hecubian_devil She’s trying to hard to cope and she keeps getting doubted in new ways by her target audience… remarkable levels of cope honestly LMFAO

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3 months

@Salute_CC The one time he was able to utter a coherent sentence fr lmaoooo

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3 months

@diettrade Oh they were FLIRTING flirting!

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3 months

@Parkour_Lewis Creative + good jokes aside, it’s also good to know the type of energy you give off. Honestly, this joke wouldn’t have been as funny if it was told by someone who is more charismatic. It’s truly an art form!!

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5 months

@iamAtheistGirl It’s always men who are quick to say “not all men” though. They’re telling on themselves because they genuinely associate “women” with being a metonymy for “ALL women”, so when we say “men” as a metonymy for “some men”, they automatically assume we mean “ALL men”.

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4 months

@spicebae_ No because a man who knows when to let me handle my business and supports me in doing so??? Oh that’s a husband right there lmaooo

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3 months

@f0lake Shrinkflation on pads and tampons is evil because there are now women who probably think their hormones are messed up when it’s just capitalism messing with them 😭😭😭

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3 months

@sadbokkie Dare I say that women need to be MORE v1olent? That’s the only thing that these men respond to, because obviously there’s no discussion to be had if they willingly spent money and assault the service provider as a response.

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4 months

@dieforyous Her commitment to her good side is stronger than some people’s relationships 😭

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7 months

@blixberrie Do straight women on tiktok have a humiliation kink because 😭😭😭😭 YOU COULDN’T PAY ME TO ADMIT THAT!!!

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4 years

“We are praying for the president’s recovery!” #TrumpHasCovid Me:

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4 months

@pravdapolina It’s always men like this who claim that their wife switched up out of nowhere when she serves him divorce papers lol. He better be prepared for that reality, because she’s at that point!

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4 months

@beyoncegarden You know you’re an adult when furniture with utilitarian function excites you 😂

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@mattxiv This is a God tier flex and I love that for her 💅🏼

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2 months

@BIGPIKLIZ Ladies… what would you do in this situation if you gave birth to a man’s baby only to find out he named the baby after your ex?? 😭😭😭

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4 months

@JaYunnaMonae This is so real, because people see you as a prize to be won, but that doesn’t mean they necessarily value you at all. And they usually don’t.

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8 months

We need to re-normalize findom being what it originally was — being paid to exist for being superior. In findom, money IS the kink, NOT a gateway to fulfill a kink. When findom is conflated with money being used to receive a service (much like content creation) rather than money

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@_celia_bedelia_ He definitely thinks the fact that he put in any effort to order the apron was more than enough work lol

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3 months

@1prettyvirgo She needs to write this into a diss track and release this as an official song because this was a CRAZY read 🤣

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3 months

@MissSassbox Now what did the plants ever do wrong?? 😭😭😭

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4 months

@DontWorryBoutB If a man makes your life harder than it is when you’re on your own, it’s not worth having him. A lot of people say it’s a sacrifice for love, but does he really love you if he doesn’t add to your life in a way that offsets the challenges?

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@BienSur_JeTaime Men like that guy would rather have your house burn down than admit they’re wrong 😭😭😭 it’s insane to me that people will play with your life rather than feeling like their ego was bruised

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@girlziplocked I feel like today’s housewives are worse off than housewives back in the day, because back then you didn’t have to bring in additional income since your husband’s salary was enough. But nowadays, on top of raising kids + doing the majority of the housework, they’re expected to

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@kikimordi It’s insane that people will frame it as anything BUT the actual cause of de4th when women are mvrdered. Call it what it is, the passive tone in these articles is really reducing how severe these crimes actually are.

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4 months

@rinnystarr I know Twitter is wild, but Facebook is not a real place 😭😭😭

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@ozzyetomi I’m so glad this generation of women are able to achieve the financial independence that was robbed from the generations of women that came before them. I’m so fortunate to have the ability to earn my own money + know my worth so that I don’t ever end up stuck in a marriage. I

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@notcapnamerica The pain in her eyes, the slight shakiness to the video, the overall disbelief… the criminality of unseasoned chicken aside, this is a cinematic masterpiece honestly 😂

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3 months

@womenpostingws “Just give him a chance” no lmao she saw how much he didn’t respect her and acted accordingly. It’s not like treating her badly was impossible, it was a choice.

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@PracticalBedlam Men who don’t hate other men are a red flag for me honestly lol. If you “not all men” women about a very real and statistically backed reason to fear men, chances are that you are one of those men who shouldn’t be trusted and/or are friends with them!

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@SomaKazima I know we shouldn’t judge people solely off looks… but he literally looks like someone who would do the depraved things he just admitted to 😭

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@jasminericegirl It’s so weird and it’s definitely radiating pick-me energy. It’s so attractive when men are reserved and ask before they do anything… I feel bad for the women who don’t find basic respect and decency a turn on. It must be miserable to base your value around men taking advantage

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@knoxdotmp3 She’s so effortlessly funny. Every single one of her lines was a NASTY read 🤣😭

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3 months

@happiestblink She looks like someone tried to draw Ariana Grande from memory

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3 months

I will never understand why men shame SWers for existing as if they aren’t the reason why the industry exists in the first place 💀

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6 months

@Dreadful4Tymes Free him 😭 he didn’t do anything wrong!!!

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4 months

@jessicobra No fr because even some of the nicest and well-meaning people make me feel insanely judged when I tell them about my really fcked up traumas lol

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@REDSEASHAWTY Science has proved that women should be in their eepy era their entire lives. We need 9-10 hours of sleep — our DNA literally programmed us to live a life of leisure. Working hard should be for men and men only!

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@CrocodileCam This is a jailable offense… honestly worse than jailable because wtf 😭

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@MikelleStreet These are sitting shoes… for pictures only for real 😭

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@bashour_nazira Animals have a built in vibe checker fr, they all know something that we don’t when it comes to other humans!

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@LindseyCreated The fact that she didn’t see the husband’s very direct words to her as a cue to leave is wild. It’s not even her not being able to take hints, she can’t even understand what people want when they’re being direct with her 😭

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@_haaniyah_ This is the only explanation for corporate workers who are in their 50s having beef with their colleagues in their 20s. Like I’m less than half your age, don’t you have kids my age?!? Why are you bullying ME? I’m just a girl fr 💀

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@favoritesenpaii Oh she ate him UP 😭😭😭 “are you chihuahua??” killed me

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5 months

I don’t care who tells you that your fellow dommes are your competition — they aren’t. Support from other dommes has really been a major factor in my success. Sure there are dommes out here hating on your bag, and that’ll always exist. But if you are genuine, you’ll attract

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@moviefan67 Honestly this is how the workday should be, especially considering that we’re only truly productive for about half of those 40 hours in a traditional 9-5 anyways!!

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4 months

@SomaKazima TikTok was a mistake 💀 but at the same time it’s not because it’s at least allowing weirdos like this to expose themselves

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8 months

If you didn’t get sent sub money for Valentine’s Day yesterday, let me know and I will mentally throw hands with every lurking sub on your page 🫡

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4 months

@the_linguistt I truly believe in this because when I dated my toxic ex, I was always anxious and felt like I was walking on eggshells. Your body will know subconsciously that someone isn’t good for you before your mind does. Trust your intuition.

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3 months

@ZeroSuitCamus Successful rescue aside, k-holing in a cave hole is wild to think about 😭

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4 months

@LMonsterReacts Comparing “Espresso” to “My Heart Will Go On” as if they are equals is diabolical 💀. They’re both good songs but for completely different reasons. It’s like comparing apples to oranges!!!

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@smoke_nd_pearlz I understand her delulu moment because that man is gorgeous 😮‍💨

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4 months

@skinclasshero She could’ve just put all these things in a Fanny pack and called it a day instead of creating this ugly ass Stanley cup from hell 😭

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@theashrb You could slap a designer label on anything and there will be people foaming at the mouth to buy it just because of the label fr 😭😭😭

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7 months

My sub works 10 hour overnight shifts and still makes sure to send $15 for coffee when he gets home from work so I can get myself something every morning. That’s not even impressive either, it’s just the bare minimum. But the daily coffee send shows consistency, thoughtfulness,

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@ask_aubry I can’t imagine having a man just to have a man because a lot of them are like this… if the man who is sworn to be my partner and protector doesn’t go out of his way to make my life as soft as it possibly could be, then what’s the point of having him??

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4 months

If your sub has to insult other women to compliment you, he’s NOT a sub!!! My subs cherish and admire the fact that I respect other women because they actually ARE submissive and love women. Respecting other women and not submitting to other women are NOT mutually exclusive. 🤗💓

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7 months

I know sending a tribute is framed as “send for my attention” but what if we re-normalized not sending a tribute for attention, but rather to express admiration and adoration? Subs who send just to send are doing it for you. Subs who send as a “notice me” are doing it for them.

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@BALUCIAGA No fr because I couldn’t imagine dating someone who didn’t understand my memes and humor 😭

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@danishacarterr Men will do anything, even rewrite what the word “leader” means to feel a sense of superiority to women. It’s madness 😭

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@Cooperstreaming The fact that the happiest women are single really puts it into perspective how rampant the propaganda encouraging women to settle for mediocre men is. From the bumble billboards to the tradwife tiktoks… ladies, never settle. Your standards are high for a reason!

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Idk how some people be following all the same types of dommes because part of the fun of scrolling the timeline is seeing the cutesy mommy domme content from one moot and then satanic sacrifice from another moot right underneath it 🤠

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@MrsJellySantos The only thing I could think of while watching this is that “why are you running?” video 😭😭😭

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Hi!! If you’re seeing this tweet on your timeline, treat this tweet as a good luck spell 🍀✨🔮🧿🕯️💰 You WILL be abundant and prosperous, because the simps will not be able to resist your magnetic, unique energy. It’s all yours and it always has been. 🪄

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7 months

We need a new word for 99% of the “subs” on this app because most of these mfs are not submissive at all!!!

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3 months

@MitchellLWell She just turned off her customer service voice and went into her normal voice. We all do it to some degree!

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6 months

Consent is needed for everything EXCEPT sending me money. You can ALWAYS send me unsolicited money! 🤠

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3 months

@genesissco_ This is so me coded 💀 like I’m grateful you want me to be happy with the picture, but are you telling me I don’t look good relaxed?!?

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“I wish I made more money so I could afford you 🥺😔” Ok go make more money then??? What’s not clicking? 🤣

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Aftercare has been weaponized to take advantage of women’s’ empathy and get more out of them. And other women insisting that we should spare empathy for some of the most deplorable men is offensive at best, oppressive at worst. If the interaction was purely transactional, what

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@PicturesFoIder The power of good marketing and branding will have some people believing that they’re getting something of better quality even when it’s not. As long as it looks expensive!

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1 year

C*shmaster bios be like: “STRAIGHT ALPHA MALE BULL CASHMASTER — I AM STRAIGHT, EVEN THOUGH I’M TELLING OTHER MEN TO SUCK MY DICK AND SHOWING THEM MY DICK IN A SEXUAL CONTEXT. NO I’M NOT GAY, IT’S GAY TO GET A JOB AND GET BITCHES INSTEAD OF TELLING MEN TO JERK ME OFF ONLINE!!! 👿”

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8 months

Does anyone else forget to take content when they’re out? I always tell myself to take more pictures and videos of myself when I’m all dressed up looking (and literally being) expensive, but I get too caught up in enjoying being offline to bother or remember to do so 😂

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3 months

I never understood why some dommes want to attract freshly 18-year-old subs… like borderline predatory behavior aside, what monetary value could an 18-year-old sub bring you???

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5 months

The eldest daughter (especially one in an immigrant household) to domme pipeline is so real lmao. Where are all my fellow eldest daughter dommes?? I’m taking attendance today! 🤓

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@notcapnamerica I’m so glad he was able to rescue the cat, my heart was in my throat til the end of the video 😭

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