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Baseball. Cupcakes. More baseball. ❤️⚾

Hottest Spot North of Havana
Joined September 2016
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Dolly Parton, Barry Manilow and Weird Al walk into a bar. Come on in, the drinks are free and everyone's welcome. This is my new pinned tweet.
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[me being waterboarded] "gross is this Dasani?"
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I won't.
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One of my biggest faults is when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.
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Me: This escape room sucks My boss: This is a budget meeting...
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If you're happy and you know it
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Bloody Mary's are gross - keep your iced ketchup drinks away from me.
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3 months
Sorry I was late I was watching random shit get destroyed in a hydraulic press
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2 months
The brownies I started baking in my Easy Bake oven in 1982 are done if you guys want any
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[goes camping] Ahh yes I think I’ll go live worse than I normally do.
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3 years
I'm a 44 time gold medalist in couch luge.
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Found the dating pool for anyone in their 40's.
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Welcome to your 40's, you now get excited when ground beef is on sale.
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Behold, men on the internet have one insult and it never lands
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I recently bought the world's worst thesaurus - not only was it terrible, it was terrible.
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6 years
What if my next husband doesn't sleep with a fan on?
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I will never understand how there are people who willingly climb Mt. Everest.
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I like to play this game called "why the fuck am I awake so early on Sunday?"
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Debate Time: Pancakes or Waffles?
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@idahohioan Roxanne.
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7 years
When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east".
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I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than two minutes.
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Sparklers are just angry incense.
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Anyone else eat these like candy when you found them on your grandpa's dresser?
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Let's go, girls.
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6 years
If I say I prefer clean shaven men over big unruly beards am I kicked off the internet?
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If you wanna know how heavy a chili pepper is, just give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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@NaturesPoisons @Steve43257414 Tell her my 14 year old has a matching one and proudly displays it, even as it heals.
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I wonder what % of active twitter users are the middle child. I bet it's high.
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6 years
How the fuck do you eat a sandwich without cheese?
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Sorry I thought your wife was Kid Rock.
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A slice of pie in the Bahamas is $2.00, in Jamaica it's $2.50. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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2 years
Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed they can buy without triggering a red flag.
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Dave Grohl 2024
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I'd like a word with Jim because what the fuck is this
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When my boss asks if I'm free for a call on Teams in the middle of the work day
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When you work long hours and your daughter makes you Ham and Swiss Sliders, you know you've raised a good human 💛
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Do you think pirates ever get restless peg syndrome? (ⁱ'ᵐ ˢᵒ ˢᵒʳʳʸ)
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Not now babe, How It's Made is on.
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Almost 42 god damn years old and I still make "That's What She Said" jokes on the regular.
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Hey remember when things were fun?
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My blue liberal heart is very happy to be at the Tim Walz rally in Omaha, Nebraska. The turnout is HUGE and the little blue dot in a sea of red down here is inspiring. 💙💙💙
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Don't forget how important it is to point out someone's typo in a tweet
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This a reminder that nothing matters so go be a menace today.
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6 years
Whoever the fuck invented the phrase "She Shed" can eat a dick.
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4 years
What time do you guys start crying on Sundays?
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Never forget.
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These were simpler times, amirite?
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Everything is terrible so I made rainbow cupcakes to make people happy.
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Alexa, start the impeachment process.
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After seeing my daughter come through a 7 hour brain surgery I think it's safe to say we have a Wonder Woman for several years to come.
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7 years
This year instead of presents I'm giving everyone my opinion.
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3 years
You telling me a banana nutted in this bread?
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Men should be lucky women want equality and not revenge.
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6 years
Over 7 billion people in the world and I can tolerate like 6 of them.
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@mikescollins
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Sure sex is great but have you ever showered then crawled back into bed in your air conditioned bedroom?
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I really appreciate the 3 or 4 of you who consistently like my tweets.
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Not even 7 a.m. and I just heard the parking lot at the Mall of America is 99% full. I've never wondered what the fuck is wrong with humans more so than right now.
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Don't forget to let the outcome of a football game control your entire mood for the day.
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If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut.
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@JustJaneOK Boston Creme Pie Cupcakes and White Chocolate Raspberry Cupcakes.
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My biggest fear is that I'll marry into a family who thinks camping is a vacation.
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There's no "we" in "fries".
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@kyylien @sp33dk0r3d3m0n I hope you know how proud Stevie Nicks would be of every single one of your responses to these mediocre men. (and women)
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You know who you are.
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Unfollow as needed.
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Wore a bra to Wal-Mart and now I'm the CEO.
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@atrupar @OutOnTheMoors "Women were paid to say very bad things about me, that's very bad". Women were also paid to not say very bad things about him and there's a $130,000 check to prove it.
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I'm "I don't know who Cardi B is" years old.
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No one should ever see 3 a.m. unless it's by choice.
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Welcome to your 40's, you now get pissed when your grocery store changes its layout.
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My favorite typo is when people mean "dessert" but type "desert" and I say "Do you prefer Mojave Meringue Pie?" I have no friends.
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[First Date] "Table or booth?" Date: "Table" Me: *leaves*
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7 years
Please think twice about making a stupid sexual innuendo comment on anything stupid I post here. I'm not interested and am only here for the funny shit. *pins this tweet forever*
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4 years
You just know the dating pool over the age of 40 has pee in it.
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6 years
I'm not like other women. I'm way worse.
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If I like you, I'll make you taco cupcakes.
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I don't have a welcome mat at my door because I'm not a liar.
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Sorry for the mean, awful and accurate things I said.
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Him: I really like you Me: You'll stop soon
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Someone once told me I'd be so much prettier if I lost some weight. Related: The best cheesecake I ever made was over an open flame where his ashes formed.
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"guys prefer..." -- that's nice I don't care.
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He is now gay. #MyFirstCrushIn4Words
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Who's meeting me for tator tot happy hour?
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How many lemon cookies counts as a serving of fruit? Please say 5.
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And now I love him more. @Runza should be shared with the world.
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Whoever chose the singer for the national anthem at the Home Run Derby needs to lose their job.
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will.
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It's always Worcestershire and never Bestershire. Please don't unfollow me.
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Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they don't sleep with a fan on.
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I put dark sheets on my bed so the Oreo crumbs blend in.
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DM: You seem really nice. Me: Well I'm not.
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Somebody tell me when the game starts so I can head to the grocery store and be alone.
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It's cute when people ask if I've seen a certain popular meme trend like bitch I scroll the internet 23+ hours a day. Yes. I've seen it.
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Keep RTing women's selfies so we know whose basement to check for the bodies.
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Sure sex is great but have you ever seen a dick bag get pulled over by a cop right after they cut you off in traffic?
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Ohhh, I get it. You won't RT me because I'm not Twitter popular. It all makes sense now.
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Take what you want.
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I can't be the only one who puts subtitles on Netflix so I can read what I can't hear cuz I'm eating Cool Ranch Doritos.
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The fact that people are asking if the lady who suffered the shark attack likes "de-calf coffee" proves the internet was a mistake.
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