My blue liberal heart is very happy to be at the Tim Walz rally in Omaha, Nebraska. The turnout is HUGE and the little blue dot in a sea of red down here is inspiring. 💙💙💙
Not even 7 a.m. and I just heard the parking lot at the Mall of America is 99% full. I've never wondered what the fuck is wrong with humans more so than right now.
@atrupar
@OutOnTheMoors
"Women were paid to say very bad things about me, that's very bad". Women were also paid to not say very bad things about him and there's a $130,000 check to prove it.
Please think twice about making a stupid sexual innuendo comment on anything stupid I post here. I'm not interested and am only here for the funny shit.
*pins this tweet forever*
Someone once told me I'd be so much prettier if I lost some weight.
Related: The best cheesecake I ever made was over an open flame where his ashes formed.