SamaEl @Sxma__El Twitter profile

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SamaEl

@Sxma__El

5 years

"i CaN cHaNGe hIM" ok rehabilitation centre

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SamaEl

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3 years

How did she manage to make the cats to sit on the chairs like that LOOOL

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lil girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower

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SamaEl

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I'm this old

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SamaEl

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Be your own person, don't ever rely others for emotional support

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SamaEl

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Don't be sad over someone that would've given you ugly children.

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SamaEl

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4 years

University students at their degree:

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SamaEl

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4 years

If you don't know this cow you're too young

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SamaEl

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5 years

Are you actually revising or are you learning for the first time ?

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SamaEl

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3 years

Cats are more attentive than university students in lectures 😂

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SamaEl

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5 years

Me Me with with myself others

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SamaEl

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Are you actually doing your degree or is your degree doing you ?

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SamaEl

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Going to marry a doctor so I can get discount on health care since NHS is finished

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SamaEl

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4 years

I feel disgusted with myself when I open up lool

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SamaEl

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2 years

Laser eye surgery for mahr, give her the gift of sight.

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SamaEl

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4 years

It's 2020 and still no online store

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SamaEl

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4 years

There needs to be more women's only gym, 100% they're not comfortable around men.

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SamaEl

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2 years

Gifts don't need to be expensive just thoughtful.

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SamaEl

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5 years

Don't be dumb and catch feelings in exam season or else you're going to be doing resits 😂

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SamaEl

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5 years

Tip for university students: make friends with the year above who do your course

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SamaEl

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5 years

How is university going for you ?

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SamaEl

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4 years

Waste of time, focus on yourself.

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SamaEl

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5 years

Waste of time, focus on your education.

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SamaEl

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5 years

I just deeped it, women are too good for men

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SamaEl

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4 years

Long walks on your own, thinking about life >>>>>

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SamaEl

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6 years

Them: "Where are you ?" My brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: “I'm 5 minutes away"

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SamaEl

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2 years

Men shouldn't have tiktok

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SamaEl

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5 years

Once you get comfortable dressing like a tramp there's no going back

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SamaEl

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Even if a woman dresses modestly a man will still look at her

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SamaEl

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5 years

Anaemic girls are finished no iron tablets for you

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SamaEl

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4 years

Effort is so attractive man

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SamaEl

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5 years

When you start to feel like yourself again after so long >>>>>>

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SamaEl

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2 years

If I knew house prices were going to be this expensive I would've started working as soon I was born.

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SamaEl

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4 years

Anemic girls after standing for one minute.

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SamaEl

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4 years

Somali food is beautiful 🥵

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SamaEl

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5 years

Them: How's life going ? Me:

Le Full Metal

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Bomboclaat

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SamaEl

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Are you actually sad or is it just your uterus ?

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SamaEl

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4 years

Gonna teach my daughters that there’s much more to life than male attention

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SamaEl

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3 years

Women should be allowed to choose a female Uber driver

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SamaEl

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3 years

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Somali food is beautiful 🥵🤌🏽

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SamaEl

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4 years

Really rare you meet a person and you just click, where you’re comfortable with them like you’ve known them your whole life

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SamaEl

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4 years

When you no longer have sad boi hours

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SamaEl

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I'd like to go here one day

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SamaEl

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Certain girls will wear this on their wedding day

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Sco pa tu manaa

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SamaEl

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1 year

Gym ain't even hard it's the eating and sleeping that's hard

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SamaEl

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4 years

Girls when they are asked if they're okay

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SamaEl

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Dhaal is so peng, if you don’t like it it’s bc your mum can’t cook, sorry not sorry

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SamaEl

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No one: Girls that skip gym:

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i could be so peng if i wanted to

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SamaEl

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All you do is watch Netflix, waste time and complain that you don't revise

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SamaEl

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Are girls colour blind, can't they see red flags ?

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SamaEl

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"I want a baby" ok but does the baby want a person like you

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SamaEl

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When a baby says "tank you" 🥺🥺

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SamaEl

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4 years

Small nikkah and burger meal twitter be like:

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SamaEl

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8 months

Tech husband & stay at home wife >>>>

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SamaEl

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5 years

When my little sister wears something new she comes into my room and shows it off and I'll be like WAAAAAAW PWEETY ✌🏽🥺🤧

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SamaEl

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How are you on twitter when you're failing university/school 😂

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SamaEl

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when u hear "they're stealing our jobs" as u walk past 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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SamaEl

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4 years

Only the real ones will know.

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SamaEl

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4 years

Are you actually tired or are you just sad ?

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SamaEl

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1 year

This is an illness

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this or nothing <3

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SamaEl

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5 years

Past papers vs Real exam

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Are you actually going to the library to work or just waste time ?

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Her: Don't talk to me Him: Ok Her: Why are you being like this, don't you care ?

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Remember the days when we use to come back from school and watch Art Attack

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3 years

Mood

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SamaEl

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6 years

You're a psycho if you attend every lecture at university

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4 years

Women when they look for red flags on a guy they like

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SamaEl

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Anemic girls be like:

𝐯itør 𝐯ë𝐧â𝐧𝐜ïø

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bomboclaat

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SamaEl

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Women: Good night Men: Good night Women: HOW DARE YOU

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Some of you lot are so peng and ain't even cuffed

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Does he actually like you or does he move to anything that breathes ?

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SamaEl

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6 years

Are you actually going to sleep early or waste your whole night on your phone ?

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4 years

Girls under 60kg are getting blown by the wind

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SamaEl

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"I bet you get loads of DMS" My DMs:

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Bomboclaat

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How do guys shamelessly like so many girls pictures

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You man that need alcohol and drugs to have good time really don't know what a good time is

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SamaEl

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Afternoon to all females that weigh less than 60kg, the rest of you go gym

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SamaEl

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Sometimes I look back and think I wasn't mean enough

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I've come to a conclusion that you have to be jobless to fall in love

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SamaEl

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Stress is a silent killer.

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Do ya believe in stress making ya sick ?

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Having no interest in anyone >>>>>

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You should never ever put all your happiness in a person

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SamaEl

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Who even said I want you ?

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Men I want vs men I attract 🥴

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SamaEl

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In the eyes of the right person you will always be beautiful

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4 years

Losing interest in everything is a sign that you should start focusing on yourself

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So you've done no university work or went lecture this week and you're tired ?

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If she does psychology she's the one

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Bro I just want to buy a house

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SamaEl

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Life is so much more simple when you chat to no one.

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SamaEl

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Hugging someone for a long period of time is therapeutic

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Is twitter going to sit your exam for you ?

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Talking to no one >>>>>>>

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Talking about your future with the right person >>>>>>

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Until marriage you are in the talking stage forever

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If he can't change for himself, what makes you think you can change him sis ?

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Transport for London

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What’s one item you didn’t realize was expensive until you became adult? 👀

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SamaEl

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Those assignments aren't going to finish themselves, so do yourself a favour and exit the app

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SamaEl

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"Twitter ruins the quality" but are you even quality ?

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How guys chat to multiple girls at the same time

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This got me moving cross eyed

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SamaEl

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I don't even care if I get called boring, I like my peace 😂

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SamaEl

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I thought the chicken was a fat blob of mayo

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Chicken Salad by Robert

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